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TopicThank you Luc Besson for making some amazing movies.
Firewood18
05/27/19 1:24:59 AM
#1
Now please get Natilie Portman to do The Professional: Matilda.
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Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him.
TopicTen bucks says I can guess your name.
Firewood18
05/27/19 12:30:50 AM
#10
It's biblical.
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Topic42% of Americans aren't really Americans.
Firewood18
05/24/19 11:44:28 PM
#1
Because they moved from somewhere else. And then they participated in a poll. And then mead.
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TopicSure would suck to have a Daenerys tattoo or be named Daenerys now.
Firewood18
05/24/19 1:57:16 PM
#43
Ha. Someone I know at work named thier daughter Daenerys. I don't see them too often but I don't think I can hold back mentioning this situation to them.
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TopicMy cousin graduates high school tonight.
Firewood18
05/24/19 11:26:19 AM
#8
It will be funny when you all go to a nice restaurant and he just orders the soup.

Any plans on this kid getting a job in the future?
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TopicWhat should we do with a drunken sailor?
Firewood18
05/24/19 10:34:33 AM
#12
Put him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him.

Earl-eye-aye in mornin..

.. Wrong melody
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TopicHonestly, phones should be able to survive being dropped
Firewood18
05/20/19 9:49:23 PM
#62
Remember cracked screens?
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TopicWeird feeling after sex
Firewood18
05/20/19 12:59:40 AM
#9
You forgot to take off the electrodes before you were grounded. Common mistake. Now go down some Gatorade like a normal person.
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TopicWhat is the trashiest thing you like eating?
Firewood18
05/20/19 12:13:42 AM
#57
Someone recently recommended tuna mixed with applesauce to me. I don't think I could do it.
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TopicMy girlfriend never asks me "how was work" when I get home from work
Firewood18
05/17/19 1:30:46 PM
#12
How was work at the shoe store, Al?
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TopicWould you do two weeks of total isolation to never be sick?
Firewood18
05/16/19 9:31:42 PM
#3
I'd do that and call it vacation.
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TopicWho is the highest jumper in gaming?
Firewood18
05/16/19 2:54:08 PM
#36
In Megaman 3 you could use the second controller cheat and fall down bottomless pits and then jump right out.
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TopicDon't feed your small animals "orgasmic" produce
Firewood18
05/16/19 2:44:37 PM
#5
Mister, would you please help my pony?
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TopicTwo truths and a lie
Firewood18
05/15/19 11:20:54 PM
#6
I dislike Pokemon
I've never been to Europe
I once had a nice chat with Kurt Vonnegut
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TopicWhelp looks like we're going to war with Iran maybe
Firewood18
05/15/19 3:17:28 PM
#5
All thanks to Michael Bolton.
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Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him.
TopicTwo truths and a lie
Firewood18
05/15/19 2:15:46 PM
#1
I don't like skateboarding
I drive a Jeep
My great aunt was Rosie the Riviter
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Topictell me why god of war is so great
Firewood18
05/15/19 8:55:06 AM
#11
Because Titan mode is bitch and when you finally beat it, you can stop playing forever.
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TopicI watched two great Canadian movies: Rubber and Turbo Kid
Firewood18
05/14/19 7:30:31 PM
#5
I appreciated the surealism in Rubber.
And the over the top senseless violence in both movies was enjoyable.

I balanced it all out by reading Eggers latest novel while the movies buffered.
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TopicI watched two great Canadian movies: Rubber and Turbo Kid
Firewood18
05/14/19 5:38:05 PM
#1
Fantastic.
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