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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/15/24 12:32:57 PM
#106


If this was the movie after it got spliced up in the editing room, Im genuinely curious how bad it was before it got released to the public.

This is a solid point. Give me the "mother" cut!

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/15/24 11:53:15 AM
#105
And that graphic is slightly out of date, Mrs. Web has dropped to 15%

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/15/24 11:29:08 AM
#103
Okay my bad the first trailer dropped on November 15th and the reports of her firing her agent and getting new representation are from November 22nd and 23rd.

So a week after! But she was definitely looking for a way out as soon as it dropped.

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/15/24 10:57:41 AM
#97
Madame Web's disastrously-woven pile of flaws exceeds the descriptive limits of not only the English language, but of the very collective of contrived sound itself.

Its a travesty, a disaster, a blight on the history of superheroes and cinema itself.


I don't know why but I absolutely cannot stop reading reviews. It feels like everyone who has seen it so far has gone collectively just a bit insaner.

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/15/24 10:49:57 AM
#95
Yeah they dumpstered both Batgirl and Coyote vs. Acme, and I don't think they even lost money over it because of tax loopholes.

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TopicFill in the Blank 197: I don't know, but I've been told ___
FFDragon
02/15/24 10:41:41 AM
#36
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/15/24 10:40:35 AM
#92
Still. Someone had to read the script and go "no."

Also any actor who read the script should have gone "no."

but dakota johnson did fire her agent the day that first trailer dropped so they all knew on some level

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/15/24 10:21:36 AM
#89
KamikazePotato posted...
They literally did Morbius too


oh okay

weaponized incompetence it is

you got absolutely dunked on by the entire world for how bad morbin time was and still gave them the reins to another movie?

that's a gigantic oof

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/15/24 9:00:46 AM
#85
What an unreservedly hopeless film this is: a sort of two-hour explosion in a boringness factory, in which the forces of dullness and stupidity combine in new and infinitely perturbing ways.

I know the answer is $$$ but why would anyone involved allow this to happen

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/14/24 7:34:52 PM
#84
He just wanted to be an Uncle Ben that didn't die

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/14/24 4:31:14 PM
#70
ZenOfThunder posted...
This is one of the worse movies I have ever seen and my Valentines Day is ruined

here is my review which is mainly just my unedited uncensored thoughts (with spoilers)

https://boxd.it/5PItIt

Oh man, that's the good stuff right there

ADAM SCOTT IS UNCLE BEN???? ADAM SCOTT IS BONING AUNT MAY????

Oh man now there's a curve ball out if nowhere


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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/14/24 1:28:52 PM
#65
The film is fine for the first 30 minutes and you almost wonder if it might not be as bad as everyone is imagining. But then it somehow gets worse and worse until you just feel embarrassed for the cast.

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/14/24 1:19:41 PM
#64
Tirofog posted...
https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1757802255216963997

I've heard rumors they cut that line. The audacity if so.

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TopicAfter 279 hours I finally finished my first run of Baldur's Gate 3. Let's talk.
FFDragon
02/14/24 11:40:39 AM
#25
Aecioo posted...
Divinity 2 is great, but I can't imagine playing it after bg3. I'm sure it feels so dated

I booted it up the other night and it definitely looks like a step back, which I guess more correctly BG3 was a giant step forward.

Also elves apparently eat people now so I got confused and bailed at character creation. I'll go back at some point though. Decided to just pump the crpg brakes and try some cult of the lamb for a while.

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/14/24 10:39:12 AM
#60
your reveiw will fuel the back half of my work day

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TopicWhat four characters are on the TJF Mount Rushmore? (+TIEBREAKER)
FFDragon
02/14/24 10:00:31 AM
#8
It's Valentine's Day. Jill has to win.

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TopicVG Character of the 2000s: Meat Boy vs. Dante | Waluigi vs. Godot
FFDragon
02/14/24 9:03:32 AM
#34
Meat
Waluigi

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TopicBest Game of 2023 **FINAL RESULTS!**
FFDragon
02/14/24 8:44:12 AM
#45
ZeroSignal posted...
Witcher 3 (Elite Eight exit to Life is Strange

rare b8 win

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TopicNFL Offseason Discussion Topic
FFDragon
02/13/24 8:48:28 PM
#152
Mewtwo59 posted...
Lewis and Reed aren't coming back to help this Ravens team.

if ray eats enough deer faces or whatever he might have another one last run in him

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TopicBest Game of 2023 **FINAL RESULTS!**
FFDragon
02/13/24 7:00:33 PM
#2
ooof shame

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 6:38:32 PM
#56
UshiromiyaEva posted...
https://twitter.com/HollywoodHandle/status/1757198658359951686?t=GyjBvDDuS5vRgIlnPClEiA&s=19

...not sure if I need more or less drugs when I watch this

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 5:17:39 PM
#51
Not only is Madame Web a mess of a movie it doesnt even qualify as a its so bad its good moment of escapist entertainment. It suffers from a much worse fate: its utterly forgettable.

uh oh

Its the kind of movie destined for repeat 10 p.m. viewings on TNT

lmao that's actually the clearest picture painted yet

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 5:11:23 PM
#50
Short answer: no

Sony initially wanted Garfield to be the main Spider-Man in its Spider-Man Universe, beginning with Madame Web. However, those plans were later scrapped and Tom Holland's Spider-Man was chosen as the movie's Wall-Crawler. Sneider continued that all mentions of either Spider-Man were then removed during reshoots after Sony realized that the timelines didn't add up for either version to appear. Madame Web was apparently going to be set in the 1990s/early 2000s until reshoots removed any reference to the movie taking place in a particular year.

Long answer: who the fuck knows, not sony

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 5:02:35 PM
#48
https://youtu.be/pusZXECS0mM?si=JdEM2w_zohSQXuN3

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 4:10:31 PM
#40
If a movie flops and no one is around to see it, is it still morbin time?

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 4:08:26 PM
#38
I am going to pirate the shit out of this in seven months.

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TopicWhat four characters are on the Capcom Mount Rushmore?
FFDragon
02/13/24 4:03:03 PM
#125
According to Capcom, Chris is god.

Leon is casual Jesus.

Jill is the Holy Spirit.

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 4:01:40 PM
#36
Madame Web spins a messy and chaotic experience that is WILDLY entertaining in all the wrong ways.

Down to 16%

foolm0r0n posted...
How do y'all keep falling for this BS lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3719cb07.jpg

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 2:42:33 PM
#34
Madame Web is a two-hour trailer for the movie you think youre watching, but actually arent. If thats confusing, welcome to the world of Madame Web, where everyone is confused about basically everything, all of the time.

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TopicWhat four characters are on the Capcom Mount Rushmore?
FFDragon
02/13/24 1:31:15 PM
#109
Chris is not loved.

Jill definitely is.

And not that it's a counterargument, more of a correction, but RE4 is minimally more popular (if that) than RE2.

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 1:21:22 PM
#25
damn

north jersey just out of my range of feasibly dong that

south jersey I could do in like 2 hours

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 1:08:54 PM
#20
Bad in ways even debacles like Catwoman and Batman & Robin never broached.

I will not pay for this movie, but now I'm dying to see it

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TopicNFL Offseason Discussion Topic
FFDragon
02/13/24 12:41:07 PM
#136
ExThaNemesis posted...
Why would you leave that organization? Anyone who makes that choice for their career should already be having scans for CTE

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/01f19aaa.jpg

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TopicNFL Offseason Discussion Topic
FFDragon
02/13/24 12:28:58 PM
#121
exactly

(i just fished the most random name out of my head)

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TopicNFL Offseason Discussion Topic
FFDragon
02/13/24 12:26:36 PM
#119
mahomes
mahomes
flacco at 42
mahomes
bridgewater takes the lions to the promised land

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TopicWhat four characters are on the Capcom Mount Rushmore?
FFDragon
02/13/24 12:04:06 PM
#89
https://www.capcom.co.jp/ir/english/business/salesdata.html

yeah

I'm more impressed that that is on 33 titles. That's the sixth most in volume for Capcom.

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 11:33:19 AM
#11
It seems it is more a Pepsi advertisement than anything else.

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 11:27:07 AM
#6
KamikazePotato posted...
All hail Kraven later this year.

if this trend continues, oh man oh man oh man I can't wait

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 11:24:04 AM
#4
isn't that where the web comes out?

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TopicMadame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"
FFDragon
02/13/24 11:22:09 AM
#1
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/madame_web

Today, I owe Morbius an apology, because it turned out that Sony Pictures just needed a little more time and a whole lot of misplaced confidence to make an even worse Spidey spinoff, the astoundingly abysmal Madame Web.

let them cook

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TopicNFL Offseason Discussion Topic
FFDragon
02/13/24 11:11:47 AM
#105
that was bad, yes

but it also should have been pass interference because they murdered Likely before the ball got there

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TopicBest Game of 2023 Championship *Baldur's Gate 3 vs Super Mario Bros. Wonder*
FFDragon
02/13/24 11:10:28 AM
#38
bg3

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TopicWhat four characters are on the Capcom Mount Rushmore?
FFDragon
02/13/24 10:56:41 AM
#64
some days you just gotta get the shitpost out of your system

see: me on dragon day

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TopicWhat four characters are on the Capcom Mount Rushmore?
FFDragon
02/13/24 9:54:54 AM
#36
Then yeah I feel confident in my vote.

I'd sooner swap Mega Man for Frank West if anything, but I have mercs bias.

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TopicWhat four characters are on the Capcom Mount Rushmore?
FFDragon
02/13/24 9:50:21 AM
#28
Jill is the iconic design that the series (games and movies) is built on, even if they've used her less over the years.

The only thing I don't know because I've never played them is if Monster Hunter has a character that should be on here, since it is their second most profitable series.

Resident Evil - 154 million units

Monster Hunter - 97 million units

Street Fighter - 54 million units
Mega Man - 41 million units
Devil May Cry - 30 million units

Dead Rising - 16 million units
Marvel vs Capcom - 11 million units
Ace Attorney - 11 million units

Everything else in single digits

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TopicWhat four characters are on the Capcom Mount Rushmore?
FFDragon
02/13/24 9:39:35 AM
#19
Jill Valentine
Ryu
Mega Man
Dante

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TopicVG Character of the 2000s: Tidus vs Ezio Auditore da Firenze | Sora vs Max Payne
FFDragon
02/13/24 8:52:04 AM
#27
Ezio
Max

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TopicDo you like this character? Day 1528: Moana (Moana)
FFDragon
02/13/24 8:23:58 AM
#25
No(ana)

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TopicFill in the Blank 195: The ___ Boys
FFDragon
02/13/24 7:48:48 AM
#54
Lost

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TopicRPG Maker XP on sale for....free
FFDragon
02/12/24 6:38:13 PM
#2
I mean... sure

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