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TopicTell me what to draw from memory.
DrizztLink
05/01/23 3:19:15 AM
#104
Captain Planet.

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TopicTell me what to draw from memory.
DrizztLink
05/01/23 12:13:25 AM
#102
That's some deep fuckin' lore.

Has to do with some dude on a board (no idea who/where, but pretty sure it was GF) using a cup, tube system, and backpack to steal a fuckload of Baja Blast from Taco Bell.

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TopicTell me what to draw from memory.
DrizztLink
04/29/23 6:41:37 PM
#89
Hambo out here divvying up America like he's Britain inventing borders in the Middle East

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Topicwhy is dental floss always in those TINY little containers
DrizztLink
04/28/23 1:22:09 AM
#11
I'm picturing TC with a roll of dental floss the size of a whale harpoon line.

Fuckin' ten foot diameter.

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TopicTell me what to draw from memory.
DrizztLink
04/28/23 1:01:06 AM
#61
The Chad Nabooru

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TopicSteven Crowder seems to be upset that you can easily get divorced in Texas.
DrizztLink
04/27/23 7:01:13 PM
#71
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

There are indeed drugs that pregnant women cannot touch with their ungloved hand.

Like Accutane, they are that goddamn dangerous for a fetus.

Even with the gloves, I'm pretty sure protocol is to have pregnant pharmacy workers not fucking touch it.

Her concerns were completely legitimate and he's an enormous piece of shit.

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TopicWas Tucker Carlson fired for being a pedophile?
DrizztLink
04/27/23 5:19:22 AM
#57
manhookcardoor posted...
Can someone explain like I'm 5 (ELI5) why Tucker is supposedly a pedophile?
I'm not explaining pedophilia to a five year old.

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TopicWas Tucker Carlson fired for being a pedophile?
DrizztLink
04/27/23 4:42:40 AM
#55
TomClark posted...
Why is nobody saying that Tucker has an entire room in his house filled with waxwork models of the titular star of classic 1974 movie Benji, that he refers to as "Tucktuck's Rub Room", or that he spends hours in there every night after his show chanting "Benji must FEED, Benji must FEED..."?

Nobody at all is claiming this. You won't see it on the mainstream media. You won't see it in the tabloids. You won't find a single trace of it online, and, hey, I'm just asking why?
Because we don't want to get fed to fuckin' Benji, so quiet the hell down.

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TopicTell me what to draw from memory.
DrizztLink
04/26/23 9:23:15 PM
#35
Hambo posted...
@boxoto posted...
What I think he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/6/AADHstAAEa5G.jpg
It's not unusual to be Zoidberg with anyone

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TopicRemember Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy?
DrizztLink
04/26/23 8:45:19 PM
#19
uwa_ej posted...
Is there another game when good telekinesis?

Hayame_Zero posted...
Control
Control is fucking great.

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Topic"Fuck [NOUN]"
DrizztLink
04/26/23 8:10:50 PM
#7
Shut the fuck adduction

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TopicExplain mercury is in retrograde to me
DrizztLink
04/26/23 8:07:14 PM
#19
https://i.imgur.com/aHGkRw0.gif

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TopicExplain mercury is in retrograde to me
DrizztLink
04/26/23 8:03:49 PM
#17
https://i.imgur.com/aHGkRw0.gif
https://i.imgur.com/aHGkRw0.gif

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TopicThe perfect woman, but she constantly shitposts on CE for attention
DrizztLink
04/26/23 7:59:30 PM
#5
averagejoel posted...
I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I dated this person
Because of the shitposting?

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TopicFinishing a bottle of Don Julio 1942 Tequila.
DrizztLink
04/26/23 7:54:16 PM
#19
C-zom posted...
All celebrity tequila is very, very bad and if you knew the business practices you'd be terrified. Subsidizing failing agaze farms and lionizing their after-tax free labor into your brand image? It's not just Starbucks that does this!
?

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TopicRemember Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy?
DrizztLink
04/26/23 7:50:10 PM
#8
I tried to pick it back up a few years back and it aged horribly.

Like the throwing physics just feel weak as all hell compared to something like The Force Unleashed.

Fuckin' great for its time, though.

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TopicExplain mercury is in retrograde to me
DrizztLink
04/26/23 7:25:42 PM
#12
WBC_Injury posted...
Astrology can actually be biologically explained but no one wants to fund the research
https://i.imgur.com/aHGkRw0.gif

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TopicWhat does CMA stand for, in the uk block of the activision merger?
DrizztLink
04/26/23 1:18:08 PM
#2
Clack Man Ass

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TopicMadarame on Merciless
DrizztLink
04/26/23 1:00:32 PM
#2
You did specifically ask for a lack of mercy.

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TopicWhy can't you just put a giant hose into space to cool down the Earth?
DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:58:33 PM
#2
Spaceball One has now become...

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TopicHow could Ryu Hayabusa lose a fight to Marie Rose?
DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:57:49 PM
#8
Tyranthraxus posted...
Fuck who was the guest for 3?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/4/AABUaRAAEaz6.jpg

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TopicHow could Ryu Hayabusa lose a fight to Marie Rose?
DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:55:42 PM
#5
Tyranthraxus posted...
Darth Vader is in Soul Calibur 3
4.

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Topicis the Blue Beetle film expected to be good
DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:48:22 PM
#4
Poorly posted...
blade

Poorly posted...
animal based


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TopicA new Totally Spies game announced
DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:42:19 PM
#6
Prestoff posted...
I wonder how much Fetish bait they can cram into this game.
I think you mean "I wonder how much game they can cram into this Fetish bait."

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TopicI would support the Cops having ketamine darts
DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:36:14 PM
#47
Dan_Haren- posted...
It has to be the right dose but it can subdue people effectively and not kill them
this is why nobody fucking believes you when you claim to be a doctor

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TopicWizards of the Coast sends Pinkertons to intimidate and confiscate cards from
DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:32:59 PM
#57
Actual fuckin' Pinkertons?

Did they open the conversation with "now see here?"

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Topic$10 billion but there's a 50% chance your penis falls off next time you pee
DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:26:34 PM
#4
Is it going to make a mess?

Like you're halfway through watering the roses and the hose rips out of the wall and the spout starts filling the street?

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TopicI fuckin love this headline
DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:18:56 PM
#14
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/5/AABUaRAAD3F_.jpg

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TopicTucker's final words on Fox News was to plug a segment about eating bugs
DrizztLink
04/26/23 5:27:33 AM
#65
Kloe_Rinz posted...
dodging again

"you must answer my questions when i ask them 5 times in a row across multiple topics, but i will never answer a single one of yours. rules for thee but not for me"
What the fuck did you expect?

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TopicTell me what to draw from memory.
DrizztLink
04/26/23 1:13:09 AM
#19
Hambo posted...
@buckvanhammer posted...
What he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/8/AADHstAAEavm.jpg
What I think he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/9/AADHstAAEavn.jpg
It kinda has a Matt Groening Futurama look to it.

Or "If Silver Age Batman Were A Spooky Skeleton."

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TopicSteamed Hams but it's Coach and Nick.
DrizztLink
04/25/23 11:45:09 PM
#2
I've posted this several times and nobody ever appreciates it.

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TopicAOC releases statement on Tucker Carlson firing
DrizztLink
04/25/23 9:23:32 PM
#85
epik_fail1 posted...
I can guarantee you, some alt right clown will give tucker a platform(probably Ben Shapiro) and they will victimize him(the big meanie "woke agenda" canceled him.
Which would be the difference between Hogwarts selling on PS5 and on the ColecoVision, to continue the metaphor.

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TopicAOC releases statement on Tucker Carlson firing
DrizztLink
04/25/23 7:47:35 PM
#77
epik_fail1 posted...
Hogwart legacy was successful because of deplatforming attempts.
Hogwarts Legacy wasn't deplatformed.

If it were, pretty fuckin' sure those numbers would have dropped in a hurry, since it would no longer be for sale in at least one major market.

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TopicFor $5 mil would you watch a comedy with Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey
DrizztLink
04/25/23 7:11:27 PM
#4
Even Adam Sandler doesn't get paid that well for Adam Sandler movies and that's the only reason they exist.

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Topiczithers' weekly movie roundup
DrizztLink
04/25/23 6:49:25 PM
#44
Zithers posted...
you do. otherwise you are a faceless poster who people don't know or care about.
Congratulations, you've convinced a board full of morons that you're a pretentious jackass.

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TopicThe sad truth: all humans will die and become skellyton
DrizztLink
04/25/23 6:44:58 PM
#14
I've been avoiding dairy products in a conscious effort to weaken my skeleton in preparation for the day it tries to take over.

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TopicWould this be a good fantasy setting? A universe where space is breathable
DrizztLink
04/25/23 6:38:52 PM
#5
TMOG posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78KDJ9AVXsY
I was gonna post the book but this.

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TopicTucker Carlson officially leaving Fox News
DrizztLink
04/25/23 9:39:32 AM
#202
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/6/AABUaRAAEaoE.jpg

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TopicHow do I not suck at Jedi Fallen Order
DrizztLink
04/25/23 9:31:36 AM
#5
You need more ponchos.

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TopicCelebs cry on Twitter as they lose their blue check marks
DrizztLink
04/24/23 7:40:25 PM
#371
I apologize for causing such strife and discord with my too-young account.

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TopicAt the end of the day, no one really cares about you but maybe your mom
DrizztLink
04/24/23 3:15:59 PM
#19
This has been a remarkable ~36 hours for you

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TopicPlaying Resident Evil 5 (Spoilers)
DrizztLink
04/24/23 4:27:16 AM
#54
ViewtifulJoe posted...
he is now trying to give a basic explanation of survival of the fittest as if he believe Roidfield literally does not understand him.
Is he wrong?

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TopicPlaying Resident Evil 5 (Spoilers)
DrizztLink
04/24/23 12:07:21 AM
#45
ViewtifulJoe posted...
Maybe a minigun wasn't exactly the best choice for long range combat on a moving vehicle
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/8/AABUaRAAEaWI.jpg

ViewtifulJoe posted...
But I did win so hey, maybe it was.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/9/AABUaRAAEaWJ.jpg

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