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| Topic | Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat? |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 11:20:45 PM #4 | I tried to continue the reference but I'm not capable of putting it into words. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | The inside of a banana peel. |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 11:14:26 PM #9 | Raikuro posted... The peel would rip and tearhttps://youtu.be/U-3kJcBfQ9w --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Karol G shows her bare BUTT, her BF left her |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 9:31:57 PM #14 | Joeydollaz posted... nah I ain't risking itThat would have been the only saving grace for this topic, and you ruined it. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Karol G shows her bare BUTT, her BF left her |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 9:25:55 PM #3 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/8/AABUaRAAC8II.jpg --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Child Tax Credit lifted 3.7 million kids from poverty before expiring |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 9:20:57 PM #13 | ZMythos posted... Also, maybe consider that the pandemic financially displaced literally millions of families who, in most other circumstances, would have been okay and above the poverty line instead of, like, suggest that poor people are stupid or a burden or don't deserve basic human needs. You know, like a fucking sociopath would.The gimmick isn't worth your time. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | The average toilet flush uses 2 gallons of water |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 9:17:31 PM #9 | Flauros posted... If its yellow, let it mellow.Let it fester, then taste tester --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Whats the best way to follow the science? |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 8:43:50 PM #3 | AldousIsDead posted... By not being a disingenuous fuck?Too hard. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Can the most powerful version of Superman defeat.. |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 8:43:09 PM #2 | Superman Prime is fucking ridiculous. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | What do you think this is a pic of? |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 8:41:20 PM #11 | RobertDoback posted... Why you say that?@Feline_Heart has been face-down in at least one dish of baked Mac and cheese. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Was there a reality show like 20 yrs ago where a guy was fake rich to win a date |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 8:32:50 PM #5 | Dakimakura posted... They recently made a new seasonThere's one where there are two guys, one rich and one poor. Pretty sure it's recent, too. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Would you get in this Uber? |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 8:07:59 PM #5 | R1masher posted... Is that a real pony tail?No, adopted, she was unable to grow a pony's ass from the back of her skill naturally --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Was the Turtle Club scene really shot on 9/11? |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 8:06:36 PM #2 | Mike Meyers has a really weird "where were you" for 9/11. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | The average toilet flush uses 2 gallons of water |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:59:42 PM #4 | Dakimakura posted... What's an unaverage flush look like?Either a water fountain or a fire hose. No in-between. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | I need a good joke really quickly |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:57:23 PM #14 | It's business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has a giant orange head. The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having a giant orange head. The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man's life. "Excuse me," says the bartender, "I can't help but notice that you're obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have a giant orange head. How did that happen?" So the man told his story. "A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes. "For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said 'It is done!' and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there. "For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted. "For my third wish -- and, this is the bit where I kinda messed up -- I asked for giant fucking orange head." --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | I need a good joke really quickly |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:48:43 PM #8 | What's brown and sticky? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | imagine actually playing pokemon as an adult |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:44:58 PM #4 | Instead you should play Pokemon Reborn, like you're a teenager and mad at your parents. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Did you like American Beauty more or American Pie? |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:42:54 PM #3 | Background_Guy posted... American Beauty was an uncomfortable film. It was horrifying to watch a middle-aged man who was lusting after teenagers. So creepy.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/4/AABUaRAAC8Gq.jpg Background_Guy posted... The character he played was pretty weird, too.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/5/AABUaRAAC8Gr.jpg Beat me to it. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Gun Manufacturer Remington settles with Sandy Hook families for $73 million |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:21:47 PM #3 | Malcrasternus posted... -Gun companies don't have as much money as people think. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Reminder: Russia's intel agency, the FSB, orchestrated the apartment bombings |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:16:34 PM #2 | ChainedChained posted... I'm no conspiracy theorist. In fact, I have argued conspiracy theorists for a long time during my time in high school.Saying Putin would murder to stay in power is less a conspiracy and more a law of nature. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | The AP: it's Democrats' fault that rural Republicans hate them |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:14:59 PM #23 | Kegran posted... What that the "intellectual elite's" disdain for the "proles" is endless?And now deflection. Come on little guy, speak up and say what you wanna say. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | My state (NM) effective immediately dropped the mask mandate |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:09:15 PM #7 | kingdrake2 posted... it's good or bad. if the hospitals are overflowing definitely not a good idea.Admittance is down 37%. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/9/AABUaRAAC8Fz.jpg You can see how that went last time. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Video, you'll probably see Woolly Mammoths walking around in the near future |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 7:06:58 PM #21 | Machete posted... Will I be able to make steaks from their snouts and enjoy it with cheese bowls made from their milk by giants?You can certainly fucking try. I hear near-Earth orbits are nice this time of year. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | My state (NM) effective immediately dropped the mask mandate |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 6:56:53 PM #2 | God fucking damn it. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | What is the most irritating normal enemy in any game? |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 6:51:28 PM #73 | MrKapowski posted... The exploding shrunken ninjas from the modern Ninja Gaiden gamesMy blood pressure just spiked. MrKapowski posted... Anointed Militants in Borderlands 3Streams of blood are shooting out of my tear ducts like a toad --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | STEROLIZER is WARNED. |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 6:47:44 PM #7 | ANort175 posted... Anyone wanna buy this "STEROLIZER is WARNED" NFT that just went on the market?I will trade everything that I have and everything that I am for this transcendental piece --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | There's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 6:44:24 PM #19 | Smackems posted... I've been taking too much fiber, but you're right. I should do a drip pooTake fiber until all fluid in your body is concentrated in your colon. Shit. ascend --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | The AP: it's Democrats' fault that rural Republicans hate them |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 6:43:07 PM #20 | Kegran posted... The proles are scared of the elites? Sounds about right. Especially when the elites are pushing oddities incompatible with their culture and normalizing punishment for their prole behavior.I'd love to hear this said without all the cowardly innuendo. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | There's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 6:40:14 PM #13 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/5/AABUaRAAC8FH.jpg tell me more --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | What's up with people calling Machete "Mapchete" lately? |
| DrizztLink 02/17/22 6:36:08 PM #6 | It's probably because you keep hanging out with the idiot subreddit crowd, pretty sure it's not a thing outside of the crazies. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | This woman raised her kid vaccine-free and the result is AMAZING |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 8:42:29 PM #32 | ellis123 posted... Child pierogi.A serious child promontory --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | I officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me. |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 8:34:51 PM #206 | Y'all realize what this means, yeah? Gobs just got his first MAGAt shitposter suspended, however indirectly. It's like a right of passage. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | People who say "I'm socially liberal BUT fiscally conservative" |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 8:32:02 PM #21 | ScazarMeltex posted... I specifically don't. I've been warned twice for commenting on libertarians stance on the age of consent.I'll do it. It is nuanced. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | People who say "I'm socially liberal BUT fiscally conservative" |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 6:21:47 PM #6 | ScazarMeltex posted... The only people that say that are Republicans who want to smoke weed and let their mistresses get abortions.Libertarians? Never mind, you don't mention age of consent. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Joe Dirt is the most quotable bad movie. |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 5:44:26 PM #15 | "Life's a garden, dig it" was my high school graduation class motto. It stands proudly among my greatest shames. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | I officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me. |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 5:41:51 PM #159 | onedarksoul posted... They must've worn down your mental defenses.Unlike this man, who guards his mind with only the finest rotten balsa wood. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | What is the most irritating normal enemy in any game? |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 5:39:56 PM #9 | Eat More Beef posted... Those flying poisonous bugs in New Vegas. They can go fuck themselves.They are why I always make a beeline for OWB entirely too early to score poison immunity. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | mike pillow truck held up at canada boarder |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 5:28:24 PM #2 | His driver doesn't have a CDL. Or a driver's license. Or an employment record. Also those pillows are full of crack --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | 19yold German female "serial killer" gets arrested after 1st murder |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 5:26:44 PM #68 | ForsakenHermit posted... Yeesh, I'm not opposed to releasing murderers one day but 12 years in a day spa is a fucking joke.If you think those sorts of places are a free day spa, by all means go try one out. See how quickly you get disabused of that stupid fucking notion. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | 3rd Sonic film in development along with Knuckles spinoff series for Paramount+ |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 5:24:08 PM #42 | Lunar_Savage posted... He is in Sonic Heroes IIRC.Yeah, he was the Strength guy on the team for fucking weirdos. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Lebron went back in time to talk to himself instead of warning Kobe |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 5:20:03 PM #29 | kinetika_ posted... Another person who has never played Command & Conquer: Red Alert!https://youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | This woman raised her kid vaccine-free and the result is AMAZING |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 5:17:19 PM #30 | Ruvan22 posted... You mean a real child progeny!!A major child projector --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | So the racist messages shared by Ahmaud Arbery's killers are coming out |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 5:08:49 PM #37 | DarkChozoGhost posted... It's Georgia. They have the most complex prison slavery system in the country. There are literally entire industries in the state completely dominated by prison labor.Just here to remind everyone that the prison-industrial complex is a state-sanctioned slavery ring and a main driving force behind America's caste system. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Dr. Dre say Em took a knee on his own, and there's no problem with that. |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 4:50:40 PM #54 | Please only protest in completely invisible ways unless you're an idiot with a truck then go nuts --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Michael Keaton's Batsuit on the set of 'Batgirl' |
| DrizztLink 02/16/22 6:02:46 AM #8 | That's a shiny fucking suit for a guy known for stealth. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | NYC Mayor rips press, claims white journalists misrepresent him |
| DrizztLink 02/15/22 11:37:32 PM #3 | OVERGOATED posted... *backs out of topic slowly*psst the exit is on the other side of the room that is a closet --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Buzzfeed: foods Americans miss when they go abroad |
| DrizztLink 02/15/22 11:34:07 PM #5 | It is almost impossible to find a burger with a week's worth of calories and nacho cheese with deep fried Twinkies attached to it outside of America. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
| Topic | Djokovic would rather never play again than be vaccinated |
| DrizztLink 02/15/22 9:24:19 PM #18 | 257Loner posted... Always looking to start something, eh? Why don't you tell us what you really think?For all the people who can read, I already did. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png |
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