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Darkraiomb
12/24/20 6:52:28 PM
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Let's see who's an asshole

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Accolon
12/24/20 6:56:24 PM
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I wish for immortality

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OwlRammer
12/24/20 6:57:14 PM
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Darkraiomb
12/24/20 6:57:31 PM
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Accolon posted...
I wish for immortality
Have fun being the last person alive when Earth is destroyed.

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Flauros
12/24/20 6:58:37 PM
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KillingOfSatan
12/24/20 6:58:42 PM
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I'll wish that when I die, Gordon Freeman would appear.

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Evening_Dragon
12/24/20 7:00:03 PM
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I wish that the Combine would telepathically obey my every order, indefinitely and without question.

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Darkraiomb
12/24/20 7:01:40 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
I wish that the Combine would telepathically obey my every order, indefinitely and without question.
Okay, but you'll die before you can even use that ability.

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Evening_Dragon
12/24/20 7:03:27 PM
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Darkraiomb posted...
Okay, but you'll die before you can even use that ability.

No I won't. Telepathy has no set limit, it's running on the magic of a wish.

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Smackems
12/24/20 7:03:53 PM
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I'm dead what do I care

I wish for a mcdouble

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Darkraiomb
12/24/20 7:28:32 PM
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The number of assholes here is at least 8, and 3 ignorant.

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WarioTheWarrior
12/24/20 8:15:59 PM
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Combine what?
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SevenTenths
12/24/20 8:18:25 PM
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I wish for infinite wishes and I'll use one of those wishes to negate the combine.

Checkmate atheist.

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Darkraiomb
12/24/20 8:19:09 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
I wish for infinite wishes and I'll use one of those wishes to negate the combine.

Checkmate atheist.
1 wish per person. Nice try.

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SevenTenths
12/24/20 8:19:46 PM
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And I used my one wish for infinite wishes.

Double checkmate atheist

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Evening_Dragon
12/24/20 8:20:03 PM
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Darkraiomb posted...
The number of assholes here is at least 8, and 3 ignorant.

How do you have 8 assholes, and how did 3 of them get to be so stupid?

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Darkraiomb
12/24/20 8:22:35 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
And I used my one wish for infinite wishes.

Double checkmate atheist
Wish denied. One per person. Check and mate. I don't know why you say I'm an atheist, but whatever.

Evening_Dragon posted...
How do you have 8 assholes, and how did 3 of them get to be so stupid?
8 said yes, knowing what the Combine would do. 3 don't know what the Combine would do, but took the wish anyway.

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SevenTenths
12/24/20 8:58:04 PM
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No limitations were in the op. Wish granted.

Triple checkmate atheist.

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SystemEgo
12/24/20 9:00:19 PM
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I wish for omnipotence.

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divot1338
12/24/20 9:00:55 PM
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I wish for a crowbar.

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Darkraiomb
12/25/20 7:48:00 PM
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Only 3 good people so far.

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