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TopicYou get one randomly chosen pokemon (no legendary's), what is it?
DJquackquack
07/30/21 7:57:19 AM
#49
I got Chandelure.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThe Crown or Downton Abbey?
DJquackquack
07/30/21 7:09:35 AM
#3
Crownton Abby

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicJournalist wants a porn site for children
DJquackquack
07/30/21 4:12:52 AM
#59
https://youtu.be/geLucCUG4i0

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicJournalist wants a porn site for children
DJquackquack
07/30/21 3:25:41 AM
#56
Bass_X0 posted...
Journalist wants a porn site for children


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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicGonna try to hook up with this older Mexican woman from work.
DJquackquack
07/29/21 7:19:33 PM
#9
Ask her to wear pantyhose. Those are hot.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicIs this a good idea for a story
DJquackquack
07/29/21 7:18:21 PM
#3
  1. as a comic artist I can tell you that you shouldnt have posted your idea on the internet.
  2. Danganronpa V3 says hi

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThoughts on Lil Nas X?
DJquackquack
07/29/21 7:15:05 PM
#1
Penny for your thoughts?
https://twitter.com/senorcito/status/1420372713294680064?s=21

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThis lady is super pretty. Idk if she's a celebrity or what but I like her
DJquackquack
07/29/21 5:01:46 PM
#11
ROOTFayth posted...
agreed, they are
Agreed, we are.

But the chicks still hot.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThis lady is super pretty. Idk if she's a celebrity or what but I like her
DJquackquack
07/29/21 4:16:37 PM
#4
nothanks1 posted...
Ew fat folds
Dont be a meanie

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThis lady is super pretty. Idk if she's a celebrity or what but I like her
DJquackquack
07/29/21 4:10:27 PM
#1


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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicSmooth like butter; K Pop helps gives McDonald's huge revenue boost
DJquackquack
07/29/21 7:14:46 AM
#3
McDonalds gives me diarrhea.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicXenomorphs
DJquackquack
07/29/21 7:10:40 AM
#144
Xethuminra posted...


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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicGarfield (minus Garfield)
DJquackquack
07/29/21 6:51:27 AM
#10




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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicGarfield (minus Garfield)
DJquackquack
07/29/21 6:50:54 AM
#8
@Xethuminra
Thanks, I hate it,

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicGarfield (minus Garfield)
DJquackquack
07/29/21 6:22:46 AM
#1





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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicAnybody who puts the milk in before the cereal
DJquackquack
07/29/21 6:21:48 AM
#7
UnholyMudcrab posted...
You put the milk in before the cereal? Jail
You put too much milk in the bowl? Jail
Too little? Also jail
You drink the milk after eating the cereal? Believe it or not, jail
Love it

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicMayom Bialik is the clear choice for Jeopardy.
DJquackquack
07/29/21 3:07:57 AM
#72
DarthAragorn posted...
LeVar Burton: was on Reading Rainbow

Mayim Bialik: was not on Reading Rainbow
This

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicAngry, balding, bitter virgin men in their late 20s.
DJquackquack
07/29/21 3:03:25 AM
#4
BloodMoon7 posted...
Scotty_Rogers comes close but he's in his late 40s.
Oof.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicAnybody who puts the milk in before the cereal
DJquackquack
07/29/21 3:02:23 AM
#1


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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicDoes anyone know the name of that NES LOZ mod/rom
DJquackquack
07/28/21 10:01:03 PM
#5
i havent heard of this. Curious as to what it is.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicHave you ever seen a stoplight on a road with no intersection?
DJquackquack
07/28/21 6:07:59 PM
#1
Theres one near my house, and for like five years I didnt know what it was there for. In fact, I still dont. The best suggestion Ive heard is that its to break up the flow of traffic, but even that was just a guess.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicJust saw Belle Delphine's main hardcore porn video. Wtf. I mean, wtf.
DJquackquack
07/28/21 6:52:27 AM
#46
Sunhawk posted...
she's making 20 MILLION dollars a month
https://giphy.com/gifs/e4Jyxh9zQjgnC

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThoughts on Anita Sarkeesian?
DJquackquack
07/28/21 5:34:12 AM
#93
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
After see how much gamers bitch about "muh SJWs and wimminz" in games now, I'm convinced she may have had some valid arguments.

Even though she often gave some really shitty examples to prove her point.
I think shes a crappy person, but at the same time I like that she riles up crappy people.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
DJquackquack
07/28/21 5:31:50 AM
#188
Iwin2013 posted...
Isnt that just sad? And said woman probably would have friendzoned more than half. Ended up getting good news, hopefully in a few days my taxes will finally be dropped and Ill be able to either find a place or get caught up.
Im glad to hear that bro. I woulda helped you out with a couple bucks if I wasnt so darn strapped myself. (Its been a tight month)

But Im rooting for you. Hang in there.

@Iwin2013

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Topicsome people think this is Big Boss (Abandoned game)
DJquackquack
07/27/21 7:30:05 PM
#11
Its weird making a protag with an eyepatch that isnt Snake. I feel like, that was a stupid road to go down.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
DJquackquack
07/27/21 7:24:26 PM
#165
Iwin2013 posted...
Emotional? Or Physical? Or Both? My current situation is the worst pain that Ive ever felt. I lost my job of five years, I am broke broke for the first time in YEARS. I dont know where my next meal is coming from, I am about to be homeless. I lost my car to an accident where I was flipped.(Thank god, no real injuries.) I dont know how Im continuing to live
If only you had boobs, CE would literally be lining up to give you money.

That topic with a CEgal saying she was low on cash, was absolutely nauseating. 20 pages of people white knighting and patting themselves on the back over how generous they are, when theres a literal homeless man on the board they havent given a penny to.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThoughts on Anita Sarkeesian?
DJquackquack
07/27/21 6:50:41 PM
#90
Returning_CEmen posted...
Why do topics like this keep getting made. This is like the 3rd one this month
Probably because nobody sane keeps track of topics on a board that moves this quickly.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicFarmer in NZ took hundreds of sheep and posed them for an art piece
DJquackquack
07/27/21 6:44:51 PM
#31
skermac posted...
cool idea, but the art object is a little offensive
Whats the difference between art and pornography?

A government grant.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
DJquackquack
07/27/21 3:08:41 PM
#132
berlyman101 posted...
I had some hemorrhoids ligated without any warning. He stuck a light up my ass and then tied them off. I was practically convulsing and I was seeing colors for hours. Fuck that quack.
Im sure it hurt, but if they prolapse, hemorrhoids can be a lot more painful (and even dangerous) than people realize. He may have been doing you a favor.
@berlyman101

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
DJquackquack
07/27/21 2:47:27 PM
#120
SazhAndFrocobo posted...
Having diarrhea trapped behind a constipated turd
Yo having bad gas absolutely sucks. That stuff is like torture, no cap.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThoughts on Anita Sarkeesian?
DJquackquack
07/27/21 2:44:01 PM
#58
Monolith1676 posted...
Everything is sexist, everything is racist
https://youtu.be/StTqXEQ2l-Y

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThoughts on Anita Sarkeesian?
DJquackquack
07/27/21 2:42:25 PM
#57
EndOfDiscOne posted...
Don't gaf about her video game stuff, but she can fuck off for this

There's more in that thread but I don't know how to link to a twitter thread

https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/1412516871039897601?lang=en
Wow. Anita over here with a take so hot, it melted the polar ice caps.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThoughts on Anita Sarkeesian?
DJquackquack
07/27/21 2:40:36 PM
#55
Xethuminra posted...
Well first of all

Her name really helped me remember Bill Skarsgards

Really? Thats what helped you remember him? Lol.

Not the whole dressing up like a clown and eating people?

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThoughts on Anita Sarkeesian?
DJquackquack
07/27/21 11:01:15 AM
#5
Xethuminra posted...
Penny for yours
Thats not how these topics work, mister. First I ask people about a divisive public figure, and then I watch everything unfold.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicThoughts on Anita Sarkeesian?
DJquackquack
07/27/21 10:59:06 AM
#1
Penny for your thoughts?

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
DJquackquack
07/27/21 8:28:17 AM
#42
Sorozone posted...
Cut my fingers with a circular saw. Middle finger got the worst of it, down to the bone. That wasn't the worst part though. Doctor had to do a few shot of morphine directly into the wound in order to stitch. That was the worst pain I've ever felt.
Yeah I cut my index finger down to the bone with a replica of Clouds Buster sword. The morphine did nothing and I felt every stab of the needle and stitches.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicGimme a job
DJquackquack
07/27/21 8:03:18 AM
#5
Xethuminra posted...
Show me you can think on your feet
Can I get a raise?

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicGimme a job
DJquackquack
07/27/21 8:01:14 AM
#3
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Move those boxes
Aight

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicGimme a job
DJquackquack
07/27/21 8:00:14 AM
#1
Yall got money. Pay me.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicI want cegal waifu to simp for
DJquackquack
07/27/21 7:57:48 AM
#4
ive got a girlfriend now. Its nice when she txts me

Get yourself a gf TC.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
DJquackquack
07/27/21 7:51:45 AM
#24
IfGodCouldDie posted...
And? The topic didn't ask what was the worst pain in your life that was unavoidable.
Fair enough

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicDr. Light is a pervert.
DJquackquack
07/27/21 7:51:02 AM
#14
nothanks1 posted...
the rapist dr light is from DC comics
the panties dr light is from megaman
They both sound like charming individuals.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
DJquackquack
07/27/21 7:49:21 AM
#21
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Jumped a 110 foot cliff into a mine shaft that had filled with water, tore the acl, mcl and meniscus in my left knee and the acl and mcl in my right. I then had to climb a mountain to get back to my car. All of that wasn't too bad, but after going to sleep I couldn't move my legs and we were about 10 hours away from home and after the car ride back I was in so much fucking pain.
That entire ordeal was 100% avoidable.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicA dog finally caught that god damn tail
DJquackquack
07/27/21 7:32:55 AM
#13
https://giphy.com/gifs/shocked-glasses-37Fsl1eFxbhtu

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
DJquackquack
07/27/21 7:29:31 AM
#5
Crono99 posted...
Accidentally spilled liquid nitrogen all over myself
Any long term effects?

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
DJquackquack
07/27/21 7:27:22 AM
#1
Go!

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TopicThis cat has better pimp game than you do
DJquackquack
07/27/21 5:22:23 AM
#18
Master Kazuya posted...
Probably misses having fur
Probably misses his old glasses.

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If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
TopicWould you ever visit a beach that makes you old?
DJquackquack
07/27/21 5:21:40 AM
#1
Go in young, come out dead.

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TopicOutrage after a HONDA Dealership said THIS about a Black Girl and her FIRST CAR!
DJquackquack
07/27/21 12:49:28 AM
#8
Yet one more reason why I stay out of the south.

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