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Topic	Every day I will post a cool fighting game combo in this topic
DJquackquack 11/30/21 4:43:40 AM #272	Hollowshy posted... Day 128: https://twitter.com/EndraxTK/status/1242331605277892608 Fahkumram - Tekken 7 Video quality is balls --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Mainstream porn is so gross and off-putting, I see the appeal of softcore porn
DJquackquack 08/14/21 3:03:05 AM #34	Questionmarktarius posted... How to make amateur porn: 1. Turn a radio or TV way the hell up. Don't want the neighbors to hear you making that video that you're sharing with everyone on the internet. 2. Turn off all the lights, apart from the one that sucks the most. Shadows and muddy contrast make it damn known that you're amateurs. 3. Go ahead and let the pets wander around. Sometimes a dog licking itself is more interesting than watching you lick each-other, in that bad lighting with the local news on in the background. 4. A phone mounted on a shelf or table too far away is all the camera you actually need. Don't even bother to stay in frame. If you want to be really classy, get a selfie stick instead and randomly bounce it around while doing bouncy-bouncy. 5. Lots of missionary, with only the dude's ass and/or ballsack actually in frame at the time. Or just legs and feet - that works too. 6. Don't bother to edit anything. Leaving two minutes in the beginning of just the bed (plus whatever's on the TV), and ten minutes at the end of laying there alone while the other one showers, is great for padding the time display in the corner of the thumbnail and making porn-surfers into thinking your boring porno with terrible sound and even worse lighting may actually be worthwhile. This is legitimately hilarious. You could be a comedy writer. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	How has the board adjusted now that CalypsoDoom is gone?
DJquackquack 08/08/21 5:55:07 PM #186	Flockaveli posted... He's cashing in! He's cashing in the Money In The Bank! Turbam with the heist of a generation! Read this in JRs voice --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	How has the board adjusted now that CalypsoDoom is gone?
DJquackquack 08/08/21 5:54:26 PM #185	Turbam posted... With her outta the way, I finally have everything I need to break outta the mid card and become a main eventer --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	R Kelly's defense in court will be him admitting he had sex with underage girls.
DJquackquack 08/08/21 5:52:30 PM #20	Simon_Gruber posted... It's A Bold Strategy Cotton, Let's See If It Pays Off For Em --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Rate as a kid: Problem Child
DJquackquack 08/08/21 3:48:43 PM #7	When I was little, I always used to get this movie and Childs Play confused. I remember being six and being at a party and a girl said were gonna watch Problem Child, and I spent the next hour waiting for someone to put on a Chucky vhs. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	CE next week is my last week at my job. Please advise
DJquackquack 08/08/21 11:37:13 AM #24	nothanks1 posted... Nah he said that while there may be genuine reasons to call them that just don't put it in writing ever Oh okay. Well then why are you so afraid youll be canned? Just cuz ur contracts over? --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	CE next week is my last week at my job. Please advise
DJquackquack 08/08/21 11:27:08 AM #22	nothanks1 posted... No I called parents 'stupid f*s' in an email to the principal and the head of one the departments like 8 months ago and just got reminded that 'you really can't call people stupid f*s, even if they deserve it' Is that what youre in trouble for tho? --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	CE next week is my last week at my job. Please advise
DJquackquack 08/08/21 8:00:25 AM #18	Didnt you cuss out some parents or something? I mean, you completely brought it on yourself brah. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	You suddenly find a chest buried in your backyard full of Gold Bars.
DJquackquack 08/08/21 7:50:48 AM #13	Strider102 posted... Pretty sure, unless it was involved in some kind of heist, which authorities would have to prove, legally those Gold Bars are yours. This. Itd be one thing if you found them on the street, but if its buried in your yard, those bars are yours. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Damn Sonic had some horrible gimmicks over the years.
DJquackquack 08/08/21 5:02:47 AM #36	UnfairRepresent posted... It was weird they gave him a human princess love interest Especially considering Amy Rose existed. Everything about that game is wrong. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Chris Chan is once again in the news...
DJquackquack 08/08/21 3:16:57 AM #110	Ferarri619 posted... "She" is one of the many trolls pretending to be a girl and having a relationship with Chris. And yes, it's all trolling, but yeah the intent of the troll is to give Chris that idea. Smarkil posted... More like she was getting off to abusing a mentally ill guy, but basically yes. Oh. :( --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Chris Chan is once again in the news...
DJquackquack 08/08/21 3:02:27 AM #107	Ferarri619 posted... Was she getting off to him crapping himself? --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Have you seen the above film?
DJquackquack 08/08/21 2:58:44 AM #138	Yes The Suicide Squad --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Republican baseball player with an odd shirt.
DJquackquack 08/08/21 2:42:25 AM #47	Should that extra apostrophe be there? --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Man Ice T is crazy for this tweet! (NSFW)
DJquackquack 08/06/21 2:22:10 PM #43	NeonOctopus posted... My man! https://youtu.be/VN4OSpkg0BQ --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Apple plans to scan iPhones for child abuse imagery
DJquackquack 08/06/21 11:06:38 AM #114	Im totally fine with this. If it helps catch sleaze bags, I say go for it. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Do you want to be a moderator here?
DJquackquack 08/06/21 11:05:28 AM #11	Meh. Kinda. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Mother caught forcing her child into the trunk of her car.
DJquackquack 08/06/21 11:04:42 AM #3	Thats awful. Glad they caught her. Kudos to that lady for sounding off about it. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	White people offended by man's "disrespectful" T-Shirt
DJquackquack 08/06/21 11:01:16 AM #34	DuranOfForcena posted... it's already gone So it is. Mods work fast around here. Wow. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Black Teacher is told to REMOVE Pic of him KISSING his WHITE WIFE!! She a MILF??
DJquackquack 08/06/21 10:59:08 AM #60	radical rhino posted... No way. This happens all the time. Teachers arent supposed to post or do anything publicly that will make students not able to take them seriously as teachers. Theyre absolutely allowed to be fired for what they post online. If thats true and youre not bsing, thats a really stupid rule. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	White people offended by man's "disrespectful" T-Shirt
DJquackquack 08/06/21 10:58:13 AM #30	So were just gonna ignore lordofmuds post? --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Weird smells you enjoy (excluding farts, poop, butt, and genitalia)
DJquackquack 08/06/21 10:45:53 AM #19	superman 2000 posted... I made this topic before, and a disturbing number of people listed those. Ill never understand when people say they enjoy stinky smells. A stink is a bad smell. You cant enjoy something thats by definition unenjoyable. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Black Teacher is told to REMOVE Pic of him KISSING his WHITE WIFE!! She a MILF??
DJquackquack 08/06/21 10:43:41 AM #51	radical rhino posted... and the school board is entitled to discipline/fire him for inappropriate photos. On his own social media? Im not entirely sure they are entitled to do that. At the very least I could see him having a case against them if he took it to court. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	White people offended by man's "disrespectful" T-Shirt
DJquackquack 08/06/21 10:41:55 AM #24	lordofmud posted... Is that shirt designating the group who took all his land and forced his people to live in squalor? Nice to see you are showing deference to your betters. Well done. Vae victis. Did you just say white people are our betters? --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	White people offended by man's "disrespectful" T-Shirt
DJquackquack 08/06/21 10:23:25 AM #8	YourDrunkFather posted... Im white and Id love to have one of those shirts Im black and I dont feel like getting lynched, so Ill pass on wearing it (it does look funny tho) --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	White people offended by man's "disrespectful" T-Shirt
DJquackquack 08/06/21 10:15:37 AM #1	Next was an older woman who stopped me and asked why I was wearing "a disrespectful shirt." I asked her whether she would feel the same if it was the actual team apparel. She said no, "because that is the logo." https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/voices/2018/08/02/my-caucasians-shirt-exposes-hypocrisy-over-racist-logos-redskins-column/888706002/ --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Kat Dennings is my Mommy Milkers Queen
DJquackquack 08/06/21 8:40:01 AM #4	She aight --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	My girlfriend said she thinks "mommy milkers" is a sexy term
DJquackquack 08/06/21 8:38:16 AM #4	gunplagirl posted... She's a wise woman, you know. :3 Mommy milkers is such an amazing term. Dont tell calypso you said that --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Donda
DJquackquack 08/06/21 8:36:41 AM #16	Aint he like, crazy these days? --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Do you think chun li is hot?
DJquackquack 08/06/21 8:29:19 AM #2	--- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Do you think chun li is hot?
DJquackquack 08/06/21 8:23:36 AM #1	She is. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	My life sucks. Stuck in third world hell.
DJquackquack 08/06/21 7:42:14 AM #40	lordofmud posted... Lets not worry about the details. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Black Teacher is told to REMOVE Pic of him KISSING his WHITE WIFE!! She a MILF??
DJquackquack 08/06/21 7:40:44 AM #44	radical rhino posted... Inappropriate photos for a school principal to make public. The man is entitled to a life on his social media dude. This board swings between being wildly hedonistic and button down straight laced at the drop of a hat. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	My life sucks. Stuck in third world hell.
DJquackquack 08/06/21 12:54:40 AM #29	Attitude_Era posted... Hunt as in hunted to death? Havent you ever read The Most Dangerous Game? Theres no point unless its to death! --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Black Teacher is told to REMOVE Pic of him KISSING his WHITE WIFE!! She a MILF??
DJquackquack 08/06/21 12:50:34 AM #30	Questionmarktarius posted... Chris Pratt Effect Lol --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	Black Teacher is told to REMOVE Pic of him KISSING his WHITE WIFE!! She a MILF??
DJquackquack 08/06/21 12:44:54 AM #28	How come hes buff in half the photos and fat in the rest? --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	If a girl wears a low cut top, is it wrong to look at her cleavage?
DJquackquack 08/06/21 12:07:19 AM #11	codey posted... Neither of these poll answers are accurate Sure they are. Just apply it to the girl in the pic. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	If a girl wears a low cut top, is it wrong to look at her cleavage?
DJquackquack 08/05/21 11:58:16 PM #1	If a girl wears a low cut top, is it wrong to look at her cleavage? Yes. You're objectifying her No. She wouldn't wear it if she didn't want attention If a girl wears a low cut top, is it wrong to look at her cleavage? - Results (31 votes) Yes. You're objectifying her 29.03% (9 votes) 9 No. She wouldn't wear it if she didn't want attention 70.97% (22 votes) 22 Discuss --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	The perfect woman but she wants you to call her Mama
DJquackquack 08/05/21 11:26:03 PM #6	MarthGoomba posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJCUc8caiM https://youtu.be/QcWFbspw8YI --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	The perfect woman but she wants you to call her Mama
DJquackquack 08/05/21 11:22:26 PM #5	Thats gonna be a no from me dawg. I dated a girl who called me daddy before, and I could deal with that, but I aint calling nobody mama. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	My life sucks. Stuck in third world hell.
DJquackquack 08/05/21 11:21:06 PM #25	I came here to see somebody get hunted, and Im not leaving until I do! --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	The death penalty should be being trapped in a room with pitbulls
DJquackquack 08/05/21 11:13:49 PM #6	Imagine being trapped in a room with Pitbull the rapper. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	The moderators just suspend and delete at whim
DJquackquack 08/05/21 11:13:04 PM #29	jpenny2 posted... TC about to get deleted. Mr Stark, I dont feel so good --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	My life sucks. Stuck in third world hell.
DJquackquack 08/05/21 11:08:57 PM #22	Heliogabalus posted... Its an island, but its not a country. Its split between 2 or 3 countries IIrC Country or not, its still a perfectly adequate place to hunt someone for sport. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	My life sucks. Stuck in third world hell.
DJquackquack 08/05/21 11:03:41 PM #20	Heliogabalus posted... Obviously fake post. Borneo isnt a country. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	My life sucks. Stuck in third world hell.
DJquackquack 08/05/21 11:02:57 PM #19	Delirious_Beard posted... what is going on in this topic Well apparently somebodys about to get hunted for sport --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Topic	My life sucks. Stuck in third world hell.
DJquackquack 08/05/21 10:59:05 PM #16	lordofmud posted... If you would allow me to hunt you I will pay you or your designated beneficiary 100,000. I will provide more details if you are interested. Must be able to get a passport and be allowed entry into the country of Borneo. Wtf --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
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