Current Events > CE next week is my last week at my job. Please advise

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nothanks1
08/07/21 11:17:40 AM
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Absolutely no way they're keeping me on. HR is being brought in 'just in case I have any queries'. Which HR is never involved in so it's obviously just so I can get a letter saying I don't work there anymore.

I've enough savings for two years of living and can get neetbucks and live off that right away too since you get it right away if you haven't be fired/quit

What can I do to make money outside of twitch Thoth streaming while not actually having to put in effort.
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Tyranthraxus
08/07/21 11:20:04 AM
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Advise you on what? The topic you'll create next week about how you're getting a raise and everyone else at work is stupid? I guess start out with LOL in the topic title that always gets people going.

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Heliogabalus
08/07/21 11:22:11 AM
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What you should do is change your gamefaqs password while you are still onsite and change the email address you use to log into your current work email. Then, enscribe your new password onto a sheet of paper. Forget it, then ritually burn the piece of paper.

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Kloe_Rinz
08/07/21 11:24:57 AM
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You did a lot of things quite poorly and never seemed to care enough to improve
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Jiek_Fafn
08/07/21 11:25:41 AM
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I dont think you've thought this through. What are you going to make topics about if you don't work there anymore?

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nothanks1
08/07/21 11:27:04 AM
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I mean the only problem I have with getting fired is that it'll kill my social life and most likely send me into another decade of being an alcoholic neet

I was getting used to not hating certain people.
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nothanks1
08/07/21 10:38:11 PM
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After considering this I've understood the following
I am incredibly fucked if when I get fired
I think the best way to approach this is a scorched earth strategy
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Kloe_Rinz
08/08/21 12:32:49 AM
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why didnt you take our advice from all your other topics and improve yourself
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nothanks1
08/08/21 12:33:53 AM
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Actually I've had nothing but praise from 99% of the staff.
The problem is I'm just too coin.
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Kloe_Rinz
08/08/21 12:34:09 AM
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yeah thats definitely it
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DespondentDeity
08/08/21 12:35:29 AM
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You should cut your penis off since its the most worthless object in existence.

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darkprince45
08/08/21 12:36:35 AM
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I feel like youve been saying this for 6 months. What did you do now

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nothanks1
08/08/21 12:39:23 AM
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My contract is done in 3 weeks
My 'meeting' with the principal is this week to discuss my 'contract' and HR is there incase 'you have any questions'
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TerraSeeker
08/08/21 1:05:05 AM
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Being a delivery driver is easy money. If you work for uber or doordash, you get to set your own hours.

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rexcrk
08/08/21 6:54:39 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Advise you on what? The topic you'll create next week about how you're getting a raise and everyone else at work is stupid? I guess start out with LOL in the topic title that always gets people going.
Hah

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DocileOrangeCup
08/08/21 7:01:12 AM
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teep_
08/08/21 7:28:11 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
My contract is done in 3 weeks
My 'meeting' with the principal is this week to discuss my 'contract' and HR is there incase 'you have any questions'

so do they have a replacement or...?

I'm no expert, but maybe they just want to renegotiate your terms or something
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DJquackquack
08/08/21 8:00:25 AM
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Didnt you cuss out some parents or something? I mean, you completely brought it on yourself brah.

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Error1355
08/08/21 8:18:06 AM
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Obviously what is going to happen is the principal is going to ask your hand in marriage and HR is there to cut through the red tape.

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nothanks1
08/08/21 11:17:47 AM
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TerraSeeker posted...
Being a delivery driver is easy money. If you work for uber or doordash, you get to set your own hours.

Bad idea
https://www.thejournal.ie/deliveroo-contacts-gardai-over-attacks-5341875-Feb2021/

Not my city but still it's happening in mine too

teep_ posted...

so do they have a replacement or...?

No idea. I'm assuming they do otherwise they might not make it into term ok

DJquackquack posted...
Didnt you cuss out some parents or something? I mean, you completely brought it on yourself brah.

No I called parents 'stupid fucks' in an email to the principal and the head of one the departments like 8 months ago and just got reminded that 'you really can't call people stupid fucks, even if they deserve it'

Error1355 posted...
Obviously what is going to happen is the principal is going to ask your hand in marriage and HR is there to cut through the red tape.

He's already married.
He doesn't have a daughter.
Do you think he wants me to cuck him?
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sauceje
08/08/21 11:21:20 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
No I called parents 'stupid fucks' in an email to the principal and the head of one the departments like 8 months ago and just got reminded that 'you really can't call people stupid fucks, even if they deserve it'
He sounds like a stupid fuck

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DJquackquack
08/08/21 11:27:08 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
No I called parents 'stupid f***s' in an email to the principal and the head of one the departments like 8 months ago and just got reminded that 'you really can't call people stupid f***s, even if they deserve it'
Is that what youre in trouble for tho?

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nothanks1
08/08/21 11:30:24 AM
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Nah he said that while there may be genuine reasons to call them that just don't put it in writing ever
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DJquackquack
08/08/21 11:37:13 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Nah he said that while there may be genuine reasons to call them that just don't put it in writing ever
Oh okay. Well then why are you so afraid youll be canned? Just cuz ur contracts over?

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nothanks1
08/08/21 11:38:12 AM
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Because it's over and HR is involved 'just in case I have any queries'
Which translates to 'you're getting the fuck out of here and we have several thousand reasons why'
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Arcanine2009
08/08/21 1:55:15 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I mean the only problem I have with getting fired is that it'll kill my social life and most likely send me into another decade of being an alcoholic neet

I was getting used to not hating certain people.
Start looking for other jobs a stat.

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nothanks1
08/08/21 1:56:26 PM
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Perhaps I could take a job doing something like Charlie did in IASIP to get medical aid
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nothanks1
08/08/21 7:39:32 PM
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Maybe being a complete fuck up isn't such a bad idea. I could go to college next year and become an actual useful member of society.
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nothanks1
08/09/21 12:09:52 PM
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They want to extend my employment
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teep_
08/09/21 12:13:07 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
They want to extend my employment

Fucking told you
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nothanks1
08/09/21 12:15:35 PM
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But it gets better
it gets so fucking much better

The hot as FUCK irish speaking girl is coming back.
her fucking accent is like listening to being beat up by Ronda Rousey

I think I might just become fluent in Irish again because of her
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