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No_U_L7 posted...

Funny story, I ran into her at a bar 2 nights in a row on different dates. According to her she didn't fuck either guy

Suuuuure.

Guide posted...

I feel like antivaxxers are the kind of people who don't eat their veggies

Reality doesn't care about your feelings.

Guide posted...

I'm vaccinated and I get to punch some antivax dorks

no downside

wait but delta

hm

You'd get rekt son.

Try getting mono and see how that treats you.

Sure. Easy money.

Red_Frog posted...

I will occasionally do the Dew, but my preference is Mello Yello. It's the only thing Coke does better than Pepsi.
I don't do Doritos, they never dump enough flavor on them to cover up the shitty corn chips.

Coke literally does everything better than Pepsi. Dew is the only thing that's even drinkable.

Medical Fascist confirmed.

Tons of people. Pretty much everyone I know who wanted/had to get one already has. The rest of us are telling the medical fascists that they can go shove it all right up their ass!

Friday is the name of his Dimensional Warp Machine that returns him to a parallel world where it just so happes to be a Friday.

They're too preoccupied with world domination to give a damn about the size of your papers that verify your compliance.

Considering I get a haircut once every 2-3 years or so, I tip them a full 100%

Cocktail sauce is underrated. God-Tier condiment.

The fact I've heard two stories just out of the blue, I'll give myself a 3.

There's no real practical use for 5G yet

Watermelon

The Olympics have become a joke. You got people sharing gold medals, athletes dishonoring the countries they represent, and of course the quitters being made out as heroes.

My favorite build is crackhead skooma fist-fighting castle climber, jump and don't touch the ground for 5 screens. Feather 100, Speed 100, Athletics 100 for 1 second and slam down the skoomas, you're FLYING.

I especially like the NPC dialogue when my Intelligence is zero. They start acting repulsed by your freakish lack of any intellect. They start brazenly insulting you, it's pretty classic shit.

ArvTheGreat posted...

if Simone is a hero you are too! And brave and courageous

Hell yeah. Link ain't shit. Hero of Time? Hero of Winds? Hero of Seasons? Foo, I'm the Hero of Bravery mutha fucka!

I quit a job people would've literally killed for. It was for mental health reasons. You gonna call me a hero too? I didn't even let anyone down when I did it. I made sure my company was in good shape before I left. I'm even more honorable than Simone. Worship me.

He should've lost some damn weight.

Because they are irrational cowards.

She's pretty ugly too

A couple weeks ago while at a music festival. Got A LOT of looks like that.

newhorrorguy posted...

Enjoy being wrong.

I'm not wrong. You haven't said one thing to prove your point. You're calling someone a hero that has done nothing heroic.

A firefighter who rescues a baby from a burning building is putting himself at risk. Rescuing a cat out of a tree is putting yourself at risk. Saving your wounded comrade in a war is putting yourself at risk.

She's literally doing the opposite. She's pulling herself out of harm's way. If anything, that's cowardice. If she's looking out for her own health and best interests, that's one thing. But to call that heroic is absolutely by definition false. It's not selfless, it's selfish. Kudos to her for looking out for herself, but that's all the praise she deserves.

newhorrorguy posted...

Simone Biles.

Being a hero means doing what you can and knowing your limits. Her going through with an incredibly dangerous routine that wouldn't help anyone is not heroic, it's just stupid.

Wrong. Heroes push the limits and transcend them against all odds.

I will appropriate the culture of America and fly on a plane.

newhorrorguy posted...

Wrong.

Name one hero who quit.

Heroes don't quit. Martyrs have to die.

I'd call her a hero if she powered through and overcame.

The Pfizer vaccine only has a 39% efficacy rate against the Delta variant

I contracted a rare stomach virus that put every single inch of my body in the most agonizing pain of my entire life. Lasted 3 full days before I went to my doctor.

I also had sciatica that progressively got worse over a 6 month period. Felt like I had a live electrical wire sending gravel from my low back down my leg, no pain relief worked in the slightest. I could hardly walk, sitting made it hurt even worse, I couldn't even stand without being in crippling pain and would often resort to taking a knee while riding the bus from place to place. After 4 months of physical therapy I got about 95% better, but it still flares up on a regular basis. Not nearly as bad as before though, I just have to keep my back stretched out and stay active, sitting around too much causes it to come back.

Sneezing/coughing with broken ribs is also no fun.

I used to, but I switched to liquor since it took too much to get me a buzz and I was always feeling waterlogged.

I went 3 full days recently and it was very nice.

adjl posted...

She specializes in obstetrics and family medicine, not infectious diseases.

That explains a lot.

I'm not vaccinated. Do I affect you? Good. Cry some more about it, I love it.

adjl posted...

What do malaria and intestinal parasites have to do with Covid?

Ask your mom.

So effective! I'm gonna go get my jab today!

Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...

True, but not when they mentioned them unprompted.

She probably thought your teeth were nasty brah

CableZL posted...

Both copies of my social security card are lost. They can't find them. I've submitted a request to the OIG for investigation, but I'm not sure what good that's gonna do.

I've now submitted a request for a 3rd copy. Sigh

I was just at the post office today and some dude's package was returned to sender for no reason after the lady looked in the back for a good 20 minutes.

HylianFox posted...

I'm glad I'm vaccinated because so many other people aren't

lol

Having a husband isn't a deal breaker. Lots of chicks cheat on their husbands. I know from experience.

Ivermectin, Hydroxychloroquine (prepares for suspension)

CaptainStrong posted...

If the government keeps enabling fearmongering media, yes.

Fix'd.

I grew bored of it pretty quick.

Indigenous

Date? No. Fuck? Sure.

Now all the left-wingers have to turn anti-vax by default.

The NIH did fund Wuhan. That's a fact. I think it's good someone is trying to get to the bottom of this.