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FrozenBananas posted...

Like, some will only be hurt by black magic. You can barely hurt those guys with Tidus. But Tidus can hurt he really fast enemies, while everyone swings and misses when they attack that enemy. And then flying enemies...don't both attacking them with anyone but Wakka

Yeah, there was really no strategy to random encounters. It was basically a matching game. Oh and don't forget to switch Yuna in so she gets a share of that exp!

Yellow posted...

Sometimes if you go far enough into the void you'll loop back to the main world again in an alternate dimension with altered/nonexistent collision. Very cool, Pokemon Diamond/Pearl had that and it was one of my favorite things to do in that game.

@Yellow Do you know of any videos of that? It sounds pretty cool.

Saint's Row IV

D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

You're supposed to eat it with a fork an knife like a sophisticated gentleman, not a god damn neanderthal.

I bet you eat chicken wings and ribs with a fork, too.

This topic makes me weep for humanity. It's literally discrimination, by the definition of the word, but most of you won't see it because calling it what it is hurts your feelings.

loafy013 posted...

Nah, there are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I always thought this "joke" was lame because 10 doesn't mean anything in binary. You listed two types of people, so you would need to make it either 00110010 for 2 or 01110100 01110111 01101111 for two.

BloodyNate posted...

the fact that yall think womens sole intent in conversation with men is to play games speaks volumes

Because that's what I said, right?

Some guys are fucking nutjobs. If not answering a guy for 20 minutes is gonna make him flip his shit, wouldn't a woman want to know that at the beginning instead of after he knows where she lives?

OwlRammer posted...

100 t-rexes or 1 billion lions?

Doesn't matter, because a mole of moles beats both.

T-Rex, easy - All I gotta do is not move and it can't see me.

KamenRiderBlade posted...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcZTRliV0AEpyYV.jpg

...Is her arm inside her shirt, or am I fucking drunk?

BloodyNate posted...

DarthGravid posted...

Some women intentionally delay a response to see what reaction it gets.

jfc every time i think ce is normal someone says something like this

It would make sense for women to do that, though.

Bloodychess posted...

Bring back ghettopoly

Well you can buy it from Amazon for the low, low price of...100 fucking dollars?!

Screw that, I'll just make my own Ghettopoly, with blackjack...and hookers. In fact just forget the Ghettopoly!

https://imgur.com/ycewcMk

It's a fucking circle!

Being drunk makes your balance fucked up (this factoid is brought to you by Captain Obvious). Putting a hand on some thing stabilizes you a bit, making your brain more able to clue in to how you're positioned. If you get lightheaded or dizzy suddenly, your first reaction is to put your hand on some thing for support - It's the same concept.

I'M HERE TO KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS

AND I'M ALL OUT oF BUBBLEGUM

At least five lives ruined just so a guy can get some pussy on the side.

Sad stuff.

Obviously God is real, how else do you explain bananas fitting perfectly into our hands?!

DevsBro posted...

How do you make a sequel to a game whose title ends in a number?

Mighty No. 9 Evolved
Mighty No. 9 Again
Mighty No. 9 New
Mighty No. 9 I Promise It Won't Fucking Suck Please Believe Me

Funkydog posted...

So if you fuck up and hit someone else, they are at least covered and don't need to pay for your fuck up.

However, in some states, your own insurance is responsible for damage to your vehicle even if you weren't at fault for the accident. So in those cases, why force people to have insurance?

Domino is Marvel's very first super heroine with armpit hair.

Do we know for a fact that Black Widow has shaven pits?

"I do dishes"

Touch posted...

One time I asked for a sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle and they said they didn't have it

Like wtf you have a sausage egg and cheese McMuffin, a bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle, why can't you have a sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle??

They don't have time to be making adjustments to their menu like that. They're too busy picketing for $15 an hour.

Alkaloid posted...

And it better come with fries, dammit!

There's a local burger place that says they're "world famous" for their burgers. Yet they don't serve fries. And I don't mean it's extra for fries, the restaurant literally doesn't have them. Instead you get their shitty home-made chips. My burger wasn't even that great.

Obviously I've never been back to that place.

Eh, guys have always been obsessed with using insults that target other men's manliness. Cuck is just the new fad insult.

UnfairRepresent posted...

I've never understood this attitude so many people have of "Pornstars, prositutes, strippers and models are sub-human slaves who don't deserve to be treated the same way real people do!" it seems both bizarre, disgusting and also weirdly puritanical

Being expected to follow the terms of a contract makes some one "subhuman" now. Okay.

"I know I agreed to do this for that amount of money but now I want more because reasons"

No, but only because replacing an actor/actress in a TV series is always terrible and shouldn't be done.

Last Man Standing did this with one of the daughters and it was awful.

GunmaN1905 posted...

What if it's a situation like your parent ends up in hospital and they call you because your number is listed as the emergency one and you're nah, let them leave a message.

...Then they leave a message, you check your voicemail and call back. It's a pretty straight forward system, dude.

Guys we need to put this troll back in the tube for a while. He didn't come out right.

Well here's a fucking novel idea - Don't walk towards the police while holding a weapon.

DemonBuffet posted...

Yep. I stayed away from drugs.
What they should do nowadays is make kids take a tour at county jails and have them see all the tweakers that come through who smear shit on themselves so they can see first hand how drug addicts behave.

Or they could actually teach kids instead of screaming REMEMBER KIDS IF YOU DO A MARIJUANA YOUR TEETH WILL FALL OUT AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE RUINED FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT

seriously though drug and sex "education" is 90% scare tactics, 8% worst case scenario and 2% actual facts.

fenderbender321 posted...

I go to local comedy shows and hear rape jokes all the time. The good ones

Example of a good one? I honestly don't think I've ever heard a comedian tell a rape joke that was funny.

SirPikachu posted...

Yea, that's just disgusting. What has to be wrong with you that you are 27 and look like that and still want to have sex with a child and not be a pedophile? She should be locked up for a long time. You know if it was a guy teacher doing that to a 13 year old girl, people would be trying to lynch him, but cuz it's a guy with an older woman in this case it's suddenly not as bad and not pedophilia.

To be fair, getting a dick up your snatch so young can cause real physical damage and pregnancy. Getting your dick sucked by an older woman only causes lasting psychological damage, and America doesn't care about mental health.

Probably Grand Theft Auto 3. Compare this:

To this:

CapnMuffin posted...

I seem to remember the final memory of the Yeerk being unexplained. Like it was about some big machine with a large eye or something.

Sounds like the Krayak, who shows up later. He was basically the Ellimist, but evil. That shit was weird, too.

CapnMuffin posted...

Also how was Davids arc resolved?

They took him on a fake mission that required turning into rats to sneak into some where. They set up some device or cage to trap him for two hours, then they "freed" him onto an island with other rats. I believe Rachel had to stay with him for the two hours, to make sure he didn't get out some how. He spent the whole time yelling in thought-speak and begging to be released. Serious shit.

Also I think towards the end of the series he some how got morphing powers back (probably that douchebag Krayak) and came back. I don't remember if he got killed or what.

Duncanwii posted...

A Yeerk took control of a horse and somehow got morphing powers. I remember it being very creepy and off putting.

There was one where they Yeerks took over a herd of horses because, spoilers, the horses lived near a secret Area 51 type facility that had a spacecraft.

averagejoel posted...

I also seem to remember Jake being controlled by a yeerk at some point

Yeah, it was a Yeerk who used to be in his brother I believe. They ended up killing the Yeerk by every one taking turns playing Jake while he sat in a shed and the Yeerk starved. But Jake got a lot of the Yeerk's memories in the process, including the memories of his brother getting infected and trying to fight it. Fucked up stuff for a kid's book.

Men compete with each other too, though. The difference is guys (usually) won't be your best friend to your face and then spend a day trashing you to some one else.

MorbidFaithless posted...

They're all pretty good except the original. Just blah.

Man I used to love original Pringles, then I tried Stax and I just don't know why I liked those flavorless things. I prefer Stax overall, but either one is good unless you're comparing original/plain, then Stax is definitely better.

MakoReizei posted...

imagine committing a crime and getting away with it

*Eats a grape right out of the bag in the grocery store*
*Downloads a song*
*Walks across the street but doesn't look both ways twice*

Yeah you could say I'm pretty hardcore _

Hexenherz posted...

but then there are silt striders and sneaky cat people and Daedric princes

Wouldn't that be the "fantasy" part of "medieval fantasy"? I mean Warcraft is medieval fantasy, that has demons from another plane of existence as well as amphibian people. Does Warcraft confuse you, too?

Dikitain posted...

actual effort (like mashed potatoes from scratch)

But that's one of the easiest things to make...

Some one who has more time and ambition than me should edit the entire series to cut out the boring relationship drama scenes. Would make the show 100x better.

Good thing I didn't have any thing on there.

SilverClock posted...

I was into video games by the time I was 7, and they definitely weren't the go-to place to get them. Therefore, the store was useless to me. Lol.

Toys r Us is where I got Mega Man 8, and my first Pokemon game. Certainly not the best games of all time, but awesome when I was ten or eleven.

That said I haven't bought a game from them since, so meh.

AvlButtslam posted...

Not a speedster again fortunately.

That's good. I'm sure I'll end up watching it when/if it comes to Netflix, even if it is horrible.

Is the season 4 villain a speedster, too? I've only seen to the end of season 3. Season 3 really dropped the ball in my opinion.

LIsJustice posted...

FFIX

Came in to say this. I beat it a few times years ago, and tried replaying it recently. Got just past Lindblum and quit. I don't have time to be sitting there waiting for shit to happen.

3khc posted...

Can someone explain how Flash ever gets into bad situations if he is so fast

He's an idiot, and every time he gets fast some evil person is magically faster.

Do they have good songs besides Hate Me? I remember looking up some of their other stuff, and wondering if it was even the same band.

rabbi_baby posted...

5 Guys > In-n-out

Wait, were we talking about restaurants or porns here?