Lurker > Blo

Asking for a friend
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Seems like other countries have managed this task without Brave New World
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ThePrinceFish posted...

FLUFFYGERM posted...

i don't want to listen to it. what do they say?

It's just gunfire and screaming, I believe.

I know a guy who was shot through the arm in Vegas, and he called his mother. He ended up being okay and said that after the fact, it was a mistake because his mother would later listen to the voicemail with all the gunshots still going on in the background and it made the situation even more terrifying for her.

I remember similar stories from the Hawaii false alarm
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Time to pounce
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Feels bad
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Emily Arthur tho
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Seems bad
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It's like ugh, mooooom
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It's extremely my shit. They even do like, more amateur style vids, with phone footage and what not.
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https://www.instagram.com/a_nastasia92/?utm_source=ig_embed
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Tfw you will never experience the bacchanal of the Olympics village.
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Just before she gets off on her floor, she tells you "Follow me if you want to have the night of your life."

Do you follow?
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like, for himself
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asking for a friend
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I deed to that thought
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I, for one, would never pretend to be female online, and definitely not for erotic purposes
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Just terrible
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Where do you find this stuff?

Asking for a friend
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Why is she looking for flights to New Delhi?
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Like, ugh, he probably expects me to talk to one of them
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bump
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You could hotdog each individually o_o
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*takes out notebook*
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Sometimes you just gotta live mas
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a42ozslushie posted...

Sorry if you find that offensive, but it is how the world has worked since the beginning of time and it's the way things should continue, imo.

There are plenty of historical examples of people being ruled by outsiders, though.
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Get it, like Thought Police
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Is there a worse thing in the world? I'm not sure.
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I figure, I started about 15 years ago, and I've been at it pretty much daily, if not more often than that, so like 6k
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UrCa1988 posted...

Why don't you just push your keyboard back and have your plate in front of you instead of eating over it like a complete mess of a human being?

My set-up is bad; I can't push my keyboard back because it's on a separate table used to replace the sliding drawer I used to keep it on that no longer works.
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*3 minutes later*

"Ah shit, I just dripped barbecue sauce on my keyboard"
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lol
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Today's my lucky day
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No, I'm not insecure
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Turbam posted...

Does she have a fat butt?

She has an 8/10 butt
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...

I asked for an Asian girl.

I didn't specify race tho
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You go to answer it and there's an 8/10 21 y/o girl standing there

"Hi, I was wondering if you would like a blowjob?" she asks

how do you respond?
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I went to college and all, but I basically never went to parties owing to my anxiety. I never hooked up with random chicks or any of that stuff.

Feels bad man
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She won't let you use a condom and you have to finish inside

For reference




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Hmm Jennifer is hot too...
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I was tempted, but no
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Asking for a friend
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Hnng the way she answered final Jeopardy
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Hezbollah
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https://www.jeopardy.com
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Two time champ so far
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Dibs on Benmork Stramploson
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Because it's easy to deter ladies from eating them, but harder to detergents.
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RebelElite791 posted...

Depends entirely on who's doing the blowing.

Let's say a 7/10 of your preferred sex
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Well?
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