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Blo 02/11/18 9:49:22 PM #1: |
Just before she gets off on her floor, she tells you "Follow me if you want to have the night of your life."
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solosnake 02/11/18 9:50:45 PM #2: |
obviously
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Doom_Art 02/11/18 9:50:54 PM #3: |
"Fuck I'm tired and hungry right now"
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Vita_Aeterna 02/11/18 9:51:00 PM #4: |
I'm either going to get honeydicked, murdered, something in-between or actually going to have sex.
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Kaname_Madoka 02/11/18 9:51:01 PM #5: |
solosnake posted...
obviously --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Reis 02/11/18 9:51:31 PM #6: |
No, because I gotta get home and wank to my waifu
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Unknown5uspect 02/11/18 9:51:36 PM #7: |
Vita_Aeterna posted...
50/50 Either you fuck or you don't. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cookie Bag 02/11/18 9:51:40 PM #8: |
So either i actually have the night of my life, or wake up with my kidneys missing in a tub filled with ice... ehh no thanks.
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Scaramanga 02/11/18 10:04:46 PM #9: |
But can I eat the booty?
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Sativa_Rose 02/11/18 10:05:29 PM #10: |
done, I will follow her all the way to Mordor
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HBKick18 02/11/18 10:06:45 PM #11: |
Nah I don't wanna get jumped and robbed
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Kitt 02/11/18 10:06:56 PM #12: |
"Sorry, I don't do hookers."
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Offworlder1 02/11/18 10:06:58 PM #13: |
If I want a good fuck I have two ladies at home to provide that.
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mattnd2007 02/11/18 10:07:32 PM #14: |
Sounds too good to be true. Probably is.
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dave_is_slick 02/11/18 10:08:00 PM #15: |
solosnake posted...
obviously --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 02/11/18 10:10:07 PM #16: |
"Get the fuck outta my way lady I gotta Code red shit on deck!!!" Then plow through her like a football player.
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Offworlder1 02/11/18 10:11:03 PM #17: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
"Get the fuck outta my way lady I gotta Code red shit on deck!!!" Then plow through her like a football player. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sami1000 02/11/18 10:13:02 PM #18: |
mattnd2007 posted...
Sounds too good to be true. Probably is. Yeah. When you get into her apartment you hear the door closing and 4 huge guys with banana's and Vaseline arrives and you see the girl smiling at you before she takes off her mask and notice she's not even a girl, he's Ron Jeremy. "you will get a night of your life, just not in the good way". --- Can't think any good sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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synth_real 02/11/18 10:36:40 PM #20: |
Sami1000 posted...
mattnd2007 posted...Sounds too good to be true. Probably is. I'm gay and that would be the best possible outcome for me in that scenario --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fin_Dawg_004 02/11/18 10:37:14 PM #21: |
sorry, i don't do 9s
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sauceje 02/11/18 10:49:25 PM #22: |
I would see where she goes and judge from there, but most likely I'd chicken out.
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Questionmarktarius 02/11/18 10:50:27 PM #23: |
This seems like a good way to lose a kidney.
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OwlRammer 02/11/18 10:51:07 PM #24: |
there's a 50% chance something good happens and those odds are good enough for me, so I'll do it
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Darkrobotisback 02/11/18 10:52:03 PM #25: |
She's probably some kinda demon.
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ssj3vegeta2 02/11/18 10:53:48 PM #26: |
Fuck yea i Fuck her HARD if you know what i mean
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Tupacrulez 02/11/18 10:55:01 PM #27: |
Offworlder1 posted...
If I want a good fuck I have two ladies at home to provide that. Adept with both hands eh? --- Suck less, Rock Moar Have I licked butt hole before? All the time. --r4xor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 02/11/18 10:55:36 PM #28: |
Candice Patton wouldn't like me steppin' out on her.
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ssj3vegeta2 02/11/18 10:56:37 PM #29: |
Wtf
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KlRBEH 02/11/18 10:57:09 PM #30: |
I would prefer to not get killed so I most likely don't
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cjsdowg 02/11/18 11:01:38 PM #31: |
Naw is a good looking girl is coming on to me , she is either a hooker I can't afford or someone trying to rob me.
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TheAnthraxBunny 02/11/18 11:05:27 PM #32: |
No, but just because I've read too many stories about people getting killed/robbed this way.
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au_gold 02/11/18 11:06:11 PM #33: |
Sure. Ive never been a fan of my kidneys anyway.
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