Current Events > You're in an elevator with a 9/10 21 year old girl

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Blo
02/11/18 9:49:22 PM
#1:


Just before she gets off on her floor, she tells you "Follow me if you want to have the night of your life."

Do you follow?
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solosnake
02/11/18 9:50:45 PM
#2:


obviously
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Doom_Art
02/11/18 9:50:54 PM
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"Fuck I'm tired and hungry right now"

No I stay in the elevator because I'm tired and hungry and my hotel room has a bed and food
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Vita_Aeterna
02/11/18 9:51:00 PM
#4:


I'm either going to get honeydicked, murdered, something in-between or actually going to have sex.

50/50
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Kaname_Madoka
02/11/18 9:51:01 PM
#5:


solosnake posted...
obviously

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Reis
02/11/18 9:51:31 PM
#6:


No, because I gotta get home and wank to my waifu
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Unknown5uspect
02/11/18 9:51:36 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
50/50

Either you fuck or you don't.
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Cookie Bag
02/11/18 9:51:40 PM
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So either i actually have the night of my life, or wake up with my kidneys missing in a tub filled with ice... ehh no thanks.
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Scaramanga
02/11/18 10:04:46 PM
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But can I eat the booty?
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 10:05:29 PM
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done, I will follow her all the way to Mordor
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HBKick18
02/11/18 10:06:45 PM
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Nah I don't wanna get jumped and robbed
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Kitt
02/11/18 10:06:56 PM
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"Sorry, I don't do hookers."
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Offworlder1
02/11/18 10:06:58 PM
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If I want a good fuck I have two ladies at home to provide that.
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mattnd2007
02/11/18 10:07:32 PM
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Sounds too good to be true. Probably is.
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dave_is_slick
02/11/18 10:08:00 PM
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solosnake posted...
obviously

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/11/18 10:10:07 PM
#16:


"Get the fuck outta my way lady I gotta Code red shit on deck!!!" Then plow through her like a football player.
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Offworlder1
02/11/18 10:11:03 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
"Get the fuck outta my way lady I gotta Code red shit on deck!!!" Then plow through her like a football player.


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Sami1000
02/11/18 10:13:02 PM
#18:


mattnd2007 posted...
Sounds too good to be true. Probably is.


Yeah. When you get into her apartment you hear the door closing and 4 huge guys with banana's and Vaseline arrives and you see the girl smiling at you before she takes off her mask and notice she's not even a girl, he's Ron Jeremy. "you will get a night of your life, just not in the good way".
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synth_real
02/11/18 10:36:40 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
Sounds too good to be true. Probably is.


Yeah. When you get into her apartment you hear the door closing and 4 huge guys with banana's and Vaseline arrives and you see the girl smiling at you before she takes off her mask and notice she's not even a girl, he's Ron Jeremy. "you will get a night of your life, just not in the good way".

I'm gay and that would be the best possible outcome for me in that scenario
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Fin_Dawg_004
02/11/18 10:37:14 PM
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sorry, i don't do 9s
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sauceje
02/11/18 10:49:25 PM
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I would see where she goes and judge from there, but most likely I'd chicken out.
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Questionmarktarius
02/11/18 10:50:27 PM
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This seems like a good way to lose a kidney.
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OwlRammer
02/11/18 10:51:07 PM
#24:


there's a 50% chance something good happens and those odds are good enough for me, so I'll do it
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Darkrobotisback
02/11/18 10:52:03 PM
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She's probably some kinda demon.
Then when you do the deed with her, she gives birth to a super demon and then she bites your head off.
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ssj3vegeta2
02/11/18 10:53:48 PM
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Tupacrulez
02/11/18 10:55:01 PM
#27:


Offworlder1 posted...
If I want a good fuck I have two ladies at home to provide that.


Adept with both hands eh?
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Shotgunnova
02/11/18 10:55:36 PM
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Candice Patton wouldn't like me steppin' out on her.
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ssj3vegeta2
02/11/18 10:56:37 PM
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KlRBEH
02/11/18 10:57:09 PM
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I would prefer to not get killed so I most likely don't
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cjsdowg
02/11/18 11:01:38 PM
#31:


Naw is a good looking girl is coming on to me , she is either a hooker I can't afford or someone trying to rob me.
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TheAnthraxBunny
02/11/18 11:05:27 PM
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No, but just because I've read too many stories about people getting killed/robbed this way.
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au_gold
02/11/18 11:06:11 PM
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Sure. Ive never been a fan of my kidneys anyway.
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