Lurker > Blo

Seriously she's got a butt that won't quit
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Well?
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https://i.redd.it/zh4kg26wrd721.jpg
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There should be a sex tax
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And goddamn if she isn't a teen MILF
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Man
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Like every few months or so I get this sensation where it's like a vise is clamping down on my chest. I thought it was heartburn, but I don't think that's what heartburn is supposed to feel like
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvY_NG_UYAAz2ct.jpg
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How much?
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They've parked multiple cars on the lawn and are blasting the radio
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Apparently the pilot slept with his wife.
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That was awfully nice of him
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Bustin
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Y'all know what I mean
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Is they don't have pockets, so girls have to keep their phones in their waistband or their cleavage, which is super hot
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Well?
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TheDogfather posted...

I need it.

You and me both
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Let's talk about it
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Man she must be really busy
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I dunno what to get him
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Will it be weird?
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Do we not like when companies ship games?
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ssj3vegeta posted...

you sure? ;)

Would you like to tell us something?
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https://twitter.com/MarkHarrisNYC/status/1072205577948983297
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in the same room as me.

What does this mean?
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wow
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Four years of college
Four days a week at the gym
Four previous relationships.
Four accounts on GameFAQs

Sad to say, these are requirements to date most women these days
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frozenshock posted...

Blo posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

For what purpose?

Primarily sexual gratification

Well I do the same thing, but in RPGs.

Like, I play as a female character and I get erections whenever someone calls my character "her"

As in "omg he noticed that my character has boobs"

Wow look at mr. weirdo over here

no, I get it
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Shotgunnova posted...

Sounds pretty cringeworthy.

I'm not proud of it
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Forgettable posted...

What pics did you use while pretending to be a girl?

Girls I knew...girls I didn't know, lol. Stuff that was available to me on FB or Instagram that I could pass off as not someone real, not some spam model or pornbot.
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catboy0_0 posted...

if it makes you feel any better, I never thought you were a woman

Not on GameFAQs, no.
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Devil_Katt_II posted...

for seven years?

Probably started about four years ago
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Mareen posted...

Do you want to be a woman?

No.
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Vyrulisse posted...

For what purpose?

Primarily sexual gratification
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You can go back to unlock them somewhere in the menus
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thronedfire2 posted...

how much free stuff have you gotten

I don't accept gifts, because I feel that would be crossing a line.
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Ask me anything
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https://gfycat.com/ ripeimpracticalgreatargus

Take out the space in that
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You'll thank me later
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Idk why gfycat doesn't work
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Posting her pics and making lewd comments and stuff.
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I love the wings there
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Going_Deep_08 posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Going_Deep_08 posted...

Where is the proof?

Probably in the pudding

Who's pudding?

I'm pudding my dick in dat ass
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