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Oh I am milking the shit out of it and ensuring my lawsuit is as profitable as possible.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

I voted 10, but really its a 9 since Bernie was allowed to run at all so its not a complete 10 yet

I remember how invigorated I was for that brief time during the primaries, like I was on Cloud 9.. and then I fell to Earth when I had to vote for Hilary.. and was effectively drilled into Hades when Trump won.

Dark_Arbron posted...

@BettyWhite

If I recall correctly, that post actually risks moderation. Proceed with caution.

Damn GameFAQs.. FB would at least send me a little message with the suicide hotline number. Lol.

Thank you though.

I often think about offing myself in a grand manner.. like hanging myself from the rafters of a grocery store.

But I'm not where near the point of doing that as I do have hope that things will get better.

Heineken14 posted...

Democrats have some corruption but a lot of good meaning people within the party that could do good if we had a functional government. Republicans have no good meaning people within the party and are actively trying to destroy the country.

The topic is corruption.. nothing else.

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I'm personally more infuriated by my party because we're supposed to be the good guys, but our leaders don't do shit to actually serve us. None of the actual good people within our party will accomplish anything because both our party and the opposition doesn't want them to. Look at what they fucking did to Bernie.

They're more interested in creating programs that funnel our tax dollars into the pockets of everyone but the people they're intended to help. The amount of institutions that were created for the people that have turned into government funded corporate profit factories is ridiculous.

Just a bunch of fucking wolves in sheep's clothing.

gamepimp12 posted...

So much pit bull discourse is racially charged.

Not saying this topic is or isnt, just that its a common play.

Honestly I associate pit bulls with white trash because the apartment complex I used to live in was fucking full of them. Two of the families "bred" pit bulls to pay for their oxy addictions.

Pit bulls are just the champion dogs of trashy people who glorify them for their power. The kind of people that shouldn't be allowed to raise goldfish let alone potentially dangerous animals.

And then you have the bleeding hearts who feel compassion toward them.. the pibble mommies. Which I don't have any hard feelings for, until they get stupid with it and think their dog is some sweet little social thing that ends up attacking someone else's dog.

A good amount of them are great dogs raised by great owners. But you'd be a dumbass to assume one was without intimately knowing the owner and dog. Really this applies to any dog, you're just more likely to encounter a trash dog raised by a dip shit if it's a pit bull.

And pit bulls alone are enough of a reason to stay strapped. Can't even walk your dog or go for a jog without fear of some jackasses pibble eating it's way out of their backyard and into the flesh of you or your pet.

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I dunno. I lived in Baltimore and they were fucking everywhere.

They're glorified by "tough" guys of every variety. The kind of people that shouldn't be responsible for taking care of any sort of living being.

I liked Leonardo as a kid because... my favorite color is blue.

I like Raph as an adult because he's a jaded dick.. like an adult.

JuanCarlos1 posted...

Compared to the rest of the world? 7 Id guess. At least you dont have the politicians flat out stealing government money. At least not as blatantly.

Shit I would almost prefer it be blatant in the sense that it might embolden us to French Revolution this bitch.

Heineken14 posted...

7 or 8. Ultimately went with 7 cause the Republicans are THAT fucking bad.

So does this mean you think Democrats are only a little corrupt? That their pockets aren't also lined with the dollars of corporations that enable them to hold office. That good Democrats like Bernie and AOC aren't effectively fucked because they aren't lap dogs?

FortuneCookie posted...

Any clue about the whereabouts of the dog? Have they been recognized for the hero they are?

This.. both the hero dog and it's buddy should live the rest of their lives in the lap of luxury.

Yazarogi posted...

Let me tell you, the world needs AOC as president. We are already in a dystopia and we need a shining light to lead us through the darkness. I believe AOC is that shining light.

And that shining light will be snuffed out by the wallet of our true rulers.

She's never becoming President with how against the establishment she is. Just gonna be the most beautiful Bernie Sanders there ever was.

With that said I wonder what kinda kinks she's into.

Fuck.. I just beat it and god damn.

God damn.

I call myself a self loathing Democrat who likes guns.

If every major politician died, I wouldn't feel even a shred of sorrow. They're all puppets who serve the people who fund their campaigns and keep them in power. That was the allure of Trump in that he owned himself, it's just a shame he is a divisive piece of shit who only wanted to build his ego and deregulate to make his own businesses more profitable.

I'll vote Democrat sheerly because they have to do some minimal amount of work to promote ideals that align more with who I am. Plus local and state level government are a little less corrupt and in that I believe my vote matters a little more.

Otherwise I wouldn't vote at all.

xGhostchantx posted...

The only real reason to do is if the rest of your hardware is Apple. Otherwise, it's just a waste of money. I haven't bought a flagship phone in almost a decade now, I just buy mid rangers for less than half the cost of a flagship to play candy crush

I got a Pixel 5 for basically free and upgraded to the 6 Pro for almost nothing. People talk shit about it but damn I love the camera and see no reason to get anything else until it's upgrade time.

pegusus123456 posted...

Oh, no, the sidequests are whatever. I don't mind them being MMO fillery.

This one was a main quest which is what kinda got me.

Just hang in there man. I promise you it is worth it in the end. There's points in the game where you would think you're watching a big budget film with how crazy it gets.

Though I can't remember if that one even was a sidequest. Lol.

The sidequests suddenly become amazing towards the end. It progresses from bullshit fetch quests to mini holy shit moments full of character development.

Not to mention after I become a billionaire I can live my life altruistically by preventing or limiting disasters.

Hayame_Zero posted...

Reverse time would be great for any immediate fuckups.

I do not want to know what people think or what they think of me.

This.

Between Spoke Stackhouse and that episode of Buffy, reading minds sounds absolutely torturous.

I'm taking out a bank loan for everything I can, draining my bank account and heading to Vegas with my new time reversal powers.

King of the Hill went out before it lost it's self so that's a good answer.

Futurama is almost a good answer but the coming and going penalizes it a bit.

The Simpsons hit season 10 and went down.

South Park hit season 15(16?) and have been going up and down since.. but the games and specials really help restore a lot of their shine. I mean.. they're games but they straight up feel like SP movies.

Nothing by Seth McFarlane ever touched the glory of a Groening, Judge, Stone/Parker creation.

The last four options never appealed to me and I cannot properly comment.

That said I'm going South Park because at it's highest quality, none of the other shows come close to it for me. Even when it's shitty it's still good, even if they had to beat several jokes into the ground for various reasons. King of the Hill comes in second for being consistently good throughout. With Futurama coming in right behind it.

But seriously why the hell would any one choose iPhone outside of it being fashionable?

Damn_Underscore posted...

Women block anyone with green texts so we can tell who here doesn't have a gf

These same women want designer brand bags, clothing and shoes. I consider it a bullet dodged in this circumstance.

Dipshits want to ruin lives by forcing unwanted children on people who either don't want the kid or can't take care of the kid.

Yes. Let's increase the amounts of neglected children and those in foster care WHILE fighting against planned parenthood which is there to provide contraceptives to even prevent it from happening.

Fuck pro lifers.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Deadpool

So we're at Deadpool and Eric Northman.

Anyone got anyone else?

Yeah I really can't think of any bi characters in media.

I always thought Willow from Buffy made more sense as a bi character.. but then it would have lessened the grand impact her character had as coming out gay.

Edit.

Buffy made me realize a lot of vampires are portrayed as bi or at least sexually adventurous or whatever.. Eric from True Blood being the biggest one.

Only doing this because I accidentally just did so and it picked up quite a bit.

"On July 29th, 1945 has the starvation phase was coming to an end. The men's anticipation grew as they couldn't wait to normally again because what comes after the starvation phase is the 3-month. We have, however suffering."

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And she'll get to die either with her ex or by herself.

Don't knock abortion porn until you try it.

Bitch better hope her ex gives enough of a fuck to take care of her those last months. I'd leave her right then and there.

Elon has effectively made Zuck 1000x more likeable through this.

I hope Zuck punks on him forever if he backs out.

I always have fun going onto Facebook and looking through the comments on various pages associated with these kinds of vile creatures.

Christian Dedmon's page is easily found and his profile picture has his bullshit family and friends offering up prayers and shit. Haha. Prayers ain't gonna do shit when dude spends the rest of his life locked away with the people he made a career out of abusing.

The department's FB page essentially went offline in February. Flooded with people rightfully out for blood from these disgusting pigs.

I mean.. is this the least bit surprising?

Regardless, fuck any group of people that wants to jam their ancient bullshit beliefs down the throats of others.

He was clearly talking about the Romans..

His friend who betrayed him must be Italian.

Someone's never seen Bum Fights.

Ah man.. I'm tearing up looking at her picture.

My heart goes out to you brother and if there's any concept of a soul, mine sings out to her in celebration of the person she was and the lasting effect she will continue to have on the world.

May you have the strength to forge a path decorated with the love you two shared.

She lives in you.

Gremlynn posted...

No. The fact that 7-11 still exists in any capacity after the shit they did to me and my family makes me physically ill.

Speak your truth brother. The common folk aren't aware of what really goes on in that corporation. The experiments they perform to enhance their employees and what they did to cover-up the mass murder that occured when their prized specimen went berserk.

Oh shit edit

I apologize. That's a legitimate reason.

Zikten posted...

It's OK to restrain him. But beating him over and over and over, after he's been captured, is very much a felony. If this happened in the US, those workers are about to go to prison

You're allowed to assault a thief during the act of the crime to protect your property. The threat of him potentially having a weapon is more than enough justification for that well deserved ass beating.

Those gentlemen won't be going anywhere near a jail let alone prison.

Enclave in here weeping for the thief like it's Aladdin about to get his hand cut off for stealing bread.

Enclave posted...

Are you suggesting that the store owner would have charged the employees that assaulted the man for the lost items? Because that's illegal.

Like, I get it, nobody likes a thief but this response? Unacceptable. This isn't like somebody breaking and entering your home.

It clearly says "store owners" were fed up.

And nah.. fuck that. The cops aren't going to show up until the dude leaves to take an incident report.

And I'm clearly calling out your ability to stand up for yourself with the house comment. If someone is trying to fuck my business up, I am absolutely going to defend it.

It's not like they executed him. Dude just got nice and lumped up for his stay in county jail.

Enclave posted...

Not really, petty theft doesn't call for assault, especially assault with a weapon.

Are you aware of how expensive cigarettes are?

That's easily grand theft.

And he deserved that ass whooping. He might as well be stealing the food out of their family's mouth.

Who voted no?

I would like to come rob your house.

I think both capitalism and socialism are good.

Like.. a yin-yang that hates itself.

LeoRavus posted...

I owned at 25, but homes were way cheaper and wages didn't go up enough to compensate.

I'd fucking hate to look for a house right now. Even shitholes are going for twice as much as I paid for this place

I finally have the credit and savings for one... :(

So I was looking at this dumper nearby and the pricing history was so disheartening. The shitter was 70k in 2012 and is now selling for 250k.

He has a very punchable face.

And a very punchable personality to go with it.

I'm willing to bet he's been beat up a few times in his life.

Nah.. living like Kenny McCormick as a kid means never going to the dentist or doctor.

Paying out the ass as an adult to get my teeth in proper health.

Who would have thought a Catholic school would promote regressive ideologies?

Good on them for trying to maintain their faith with an actual Jesus-like love for all.. but come on. The it's the fucking Catholic church.