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Those things are good af.

Monkhood posted...

Ho! Ho! Ho!

*pumps shotgun*

Merry Christmas!

When I was in afghanistan we did this night raid on a village. An afghan soldier straight up grabbed this hvt we found, dragged him into the street and said "merry christmas" and shot him in the head. Dude knew like maybe a dozen words in English.

Yeah he got in trouble for that.

Not on nothing!!

Turbam posted...

Why are there some kids using medicine balls for seats?

My daughter had this thing in her 1st grade class where they had several different kinds of chairs that could be used. Everything from beach chairs, benches, yoga balls, stools, or just standing. It supposedly helps them learn more efficiently or some shit. Idk. Teacher explained it at a parent teacher night.

My buddy did. He was banging her for a while and she was a nut. When he was going to break up with her she said she would kill herself if he did. Then he continued to bang her and I told me he wasn't using contraceptives. I told him to abort quickly because she will probably try and get pregnant. And low and behold she got pregnant. They got married and like 1 year into the marriage she banged some other dude and got pregnant by him and then he just took it, stayed married to her and signed the birth certificate claiming to be the father. It was a mess. Fast forward 5 years later, he's living in new jersey, they are divorced and shes about to marry some chick.

Evening_Dragon posted...

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Banjo2553 posted...

It's like...what do people not get about illegal aliens? They came in illegally rather than through the proper channels, "seeking asylum" be damned.

Seeking Asylum is a different thing from regular illegal crossings. because in order to seek asylum you are required to enter illegally first, because most countries won't let you request asylum until you are already within the borders. So if someone is escaping persecution of some kind they have to cross a border illegally in order to even request the help that they need.

It's technically against the law, but its one of those situations where nobody actually has a problem with it unless for some deeper (usually xenophobic) reasoning thats unrelated to the actual issue at hand.

Citation please.

https://www.uscis.gov/humanitarian/refugees-asylum/asylum/obtaining-asylum-united-states

In order to declare asylum, you need to be within the US borders. It can be once you arrive, to compensate that you may be entering the country illegally (To avoid prosecution - "Affirmative Asylum"), or it can be done as a defence against deportation or removal - "defensive asylum processing"

@BalisticWarri0r isn't even going to respond or read the link.

Alls I asked for was a citation and he gave it. But you can act like anyone who asks for a citation is a troll.

Thanks @Proto_Spark

Proto_Spark posted...

Banjo2553 posted...

It's like...what do people not get about illegal aliens? They came in illegally rather than through the proper channels, "seeking asylum" be damned.

Seeking Asylum is a different thing from regular illegal crossings. because in order to seek asylum you are required to enter illegally first, because most countries won't let you request asylum until you are already within the borders. So if someone is escaping persecution of some kind they have to cross a border illegally in order to even request the help that they need.

It's technically against the law, but its one of those situations where nobody actually has a problem with it unless for some deeper (usually xenophobic) reasoning thats unrelated to the actual issue at hand.

Citation please.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Meanwhile, I accidentally walked out of Walmart without paying for liquor/fruit I self scanned and got greeted by a worker as I walked out. They never sought me out either

How do you self scan it and then accidently walk out without paying for it? Unless you mean you forgot to scan those specific items.

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BalisticWarri0r posted...

When I was on government travel one night i was tripping out on ambien and I accidently bought like 30 dollars of porn that was put on my government travel credit card.

It's hard to describe how it was an accident but it totally was.

How did that go over afterwards? I only ever used my GTC for food

I didn't claim reimbursement for it and no one ever said anything so I just left it alone. Hah

When I was on government travel one night i was tripping out on ambien and I accidently bought like 30 dollars of porn that was put on my government travel credit card.

It's hard to describe how it was an accident but it totally was.

I dont use any of the social media talked about in this thread.

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BalisticWarri0r posted...

A guy I work with was wearing a red hat that had some big lettering on it. It was not a MAGA hat. Bunch of dudes saw him and started to beat him up and when he was on the ground they realized his hat didn't say MAGA. They said my bad and walked away.

Yeeeeeeaaaahhh.

This happened.

Yeah that's complete horseshit lmao

Actually it's not. Police report didn't get him anywhere. He was mugged 4 times in this neighborhood before he up and moved.

Dude is the most passive guy I have ever met.

He straight up said that if he was in a bar and some guys were hassling his fiance he wouldn't defend her.

A guy I work with was wearing a red hat that had some big lettering on it. It was not a MAGA hat. Bunch of dudes saw him and started to beat him up and when he was on the ground they realized his hat didn't say MAGA. They said my bad and walked away.

Yeeeeeeaaaahhh.