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YoshitoKikuchi
07/15/19 5:02:57 PM
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Have any of you actually done that?
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NeoBowser
07/15/19 5:03:59 PM
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yes
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Jagr_68
07/15/19 5:07:24 PM
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Yeah and it was very very very very very regrettable.
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viewmaster_pi
07/15/19 5:09:18 PM
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yes, but I don't regret it
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au_gold
07/15/19 5:10:14 PM
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I only stick my dick in crazy.
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MabusIncarnate
07/15/19 5:10:53 PM
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Some of the fun ones were crazy. It should be more along the lines of, don't start a relationship with crazy. Hit it and quit it.
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EndOfDiscOne
07/15/19 5:11:48 PM
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Yes, but I was lucky enough to find my way out before I ended up in a facebook post
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Raikuro
07/15/19 5:15:54 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Some of the fun ones were crazy. It should be more along the lines of, don't start a relationship with crazy. Hit it and quit it.

Sometimes crazy doesn't let you quit it...
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refmon
07/15/19 5:21:55 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Yeah and it was very very very very very regrettable.

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Lordgold666
07/15/19 5:22:49 PM
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But its so moist and warm
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EwokCommanda
07/15/19 5:22:59 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Some of the fun ones were crazy. It should be more along the lines of, don't start a relationship with crazy. Hit it and quit it.

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PoorAndLonely
07/15/19 5:25:43 PM
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None are crazy enough to date me.
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Evening_Dragon
07/15/19 5:26:42 PM
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Yes. She stabbed both of us in the same night. Sex was great though.
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viewmaster_pi
07/15/19 5:28:04 PM
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my ex sleeptalked a lot and I was talking to her one night and she referred to me as 1126, and said she had a mission or something she was doing reconaissance. She had 4 digit codes for apparently everyone. 1126 is my birthday, 11/26
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Pepys Monster
07/15/19 5:29:05 PM
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Yes, I did. I even got engaged to her. It did not end well.
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Patty_Fleur
07/15/19 5:29:38 PM
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At this point in my life I'm willing to stick my dick in almost anything.
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Typhon
07/15/19 5:33:42 PM
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au_gold posted...
I only stick my dick in crazy.


This.

Evening_Dragon posted...
Yes. She stabbed both of us in the same night. Sex was great though.


You and herself? Was her name Michelle?
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BalisticWarri0r
07/15/19 5:36:57 PM
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My buddy did. He was banging her for a while and she was a nut. When he was going to break up with her she said she would kill herself if he did. Then he continued to bang her and I told me he wasn't using contraceptives. I told him to abort quickly because she will probably try and get pregnant. And low and behold she got pregnant. They got married and like 1 year into the marriage she banged some other dude and got pregnant by him and then he just took it, stayed married to her and signed the birth certificate claiming to be the father. It was a mess. Fast forward 5 years later, he's living in new jersey, they are divorced and shes about to marry some chick.
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Deadpool_18
07/15/19 5:38:02 PM
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Twice.
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0xDEFECADE
07/15/19 5:53:54 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Have any of you actually done that?

nope
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/15/19 7:16:34 PM
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BalisticWarri0r posted...
My buddy did. He was banging her for a while and she was a nut. When he was going to break up with her she said she would kill herself if he did. Then he continued to bang her and I told me he wasn't using contraceptives. I told him to abort quickly because she will probably try and get pregnant. And low and behold she got pregnant. They got married and like 1 year into the marriage she banged some other dude and got pregnant by him and then he just took it, stayed married to her and signed the birth certificate claiming to be the father. It was a mess. Fast forward 5 years later, he's living in new jersey, they are divorced and shes about to marry some chick.


Insane
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stone
07/15/19 7:17:17 PM
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Yeah and I still regret it, she still messages me a year later even if I made it plenty clear I didn't want anything to do with her anymore.
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/15/19 8:59:22 PM
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stone posted...
Yeah and I still regret it, she still messages me a year later even if I made it plenty clear I didn't want anything to do with her anymore.


Jeez
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stone
07/15/19 9:02:15 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
stone posted...
Yeah and I still regret it, she still messages me a year later even if I made it plenty clear I didn't want anything to do with her anymore.


Jeez

Yeah I know.. it's ridiculous, I don't bother responding to any of her shit, or opening the messages, so she doesn't see I've seen them.
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/15/19 9:05:52 PM
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That's why you find someone good and then just talk and have fun with the crazy people.

Fuck ton of fun.
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pfh1001
07/15/19 9:29:29 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Yeah and it was very very very very very regrettable.


Same here.
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ajniN_rebeiB
07/15/19 9:32:53 PM
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no but famous footballer neymar did a couple of weeks ago. seems like the crazy bitch only used him for money and extortion
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The Catgirl Fondler
07/15/19 9:41:56 PM
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No, but had a neighbor/acquaintance once that didn't take that advice.

They both ended up in a psyche ward by the time it was all over. Poor bastard.
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sadbois
07/15/19 9:42:18 PM
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but its so good
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Jagr_68
07/16/19 2:16:52 PM
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stone posted...
Yeah and I still regret it, she still messages me a year later even if I made it plenty clear I didn't want anything to do with her anymore.


Give it a couple more years and you'll decrease that to one text per every 7 months of "Hey". You'll be on easy street from there!
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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/19 2:26:19 PM
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I tried super hard before. She didn't let me in tho. My intentions were good even, thought I loved that skank as a teen. But Ive only ever got with normal sluttish.
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stone
07/16/19 4:36:52 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
stone posted...
Yeah and I still regret it, she still messages me a year later even if I made it plenty clear I didn't want anything to do with her anymore.


Give it a couple more years and you'll decrease that to one text per every 7 months of "Hey". You'll be on easy street from there!

I just find it pathetic, it doesn't bother me as much as it used to, but it's ridiculous the excuses she finds to text me, despite supposedly having a boyfriend.. Allegedly
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V-E-G-Y-
07/16/19 4:38:53 PM
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Jiggy101011
07/16/19 4:51:29 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Yeah and it was very very very very very regrettable.


This. She had nice titties, but boy was she batshit.

Last I heard her husband left her and their 2 kids, she didnt want to be alone so hooked up with his friend 1 month later and lied to the friend saying she was on birth control so that she could have a baby to make her ex jealous. I think shes single with 3 kids and lives with her mom but its been several years.

I still get the occasional "hey" "oops sorry that meant to go to someone else" once a year.
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