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Topic | A girl asked a boy if she was pretty and he said "no". |
Back_Stabbath 01/31/18 2:45:42 AM #15 | |
Topic | Bought a new gun today. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 4:20:11 PM #59 | |
Topic | I visited a subreddit yesterday I wish I never had |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 4:11:48 PM #6 | |
Topic | What video games saved you from your depression? |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 4:08:41 PM #22 | Persona 3/4 Not a video game, but dragon ball/z Subnautica is great for it at the moment lol it makes me :( to see a topic liek dis from kerred tho. you alright bro --- |
Topic | People really do complain about the stupidest shit |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 6:42:02 AM #6 | WilliamPorygon posted... I know, right? Like this gem I saw the other day. christ. this isn't even a joke. --- |
Topic | the Shadow of the Colossus remake reviews are coming in |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 5:59:20 AM #5 | whoa is this game not out yet? Ive been watching jacksepticeye play it. it looks amazing. they've kept the mood and atmosphere of the original game intact perfectly while giving it legitimate PS4 graphics (ok, maybe late PS3 graphics, it looks great regardless). The controls have been revamped but you can choose the original scheme if you prefer it. The faces and voices are a bit weird, but that is it. everything else is perfect. --- |
Topic | If you're not playing it yet, I highly recommend Subnautica. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 4:52:52 AM #19 | |
Topic | Someone on VR chat threatening to hack me because I won't leave? |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 3:59:09 AM #3 | if you're worried she can do anything, no she can't lol. she's probably about to troll you with some avatar effect all up in yo face. --- |
Topic | If you're not playing it yet, I highly recommend Subnautica. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 3:45:45 AM #16 | if you're one of those that finds the game too sp00ky or something... just play on creative mode, it's still worth the experience. things still attack your vehicles so the horror is somewhat intact, but when you get out of it they go passive and swim away, allowing you to repair your shit in peace and continue onward. It does strip away the survival and resource hunting element though, so I don't really recommend you do this for a first playthrough or anything, but to anyone who has some sort of anxiety about the theme of the game... it's a big help. --- |
Topic | If you're not playing it yet, I highly recommend Subnautica. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 3:20:16 AM #13 | +1 It's fucking amazing, I've been playing it since early beta and it's come so far. Might just jump in now and take some screenshots, can't state my love for dis game enough. sylverlolol posted... No combat so nah. You can apparently craft a bunch of shit, seacraft, yadda yaddya...but can't come up with a gun to hunt the big fishies. no thanks. Late game you can get a prawn suit with a grapple gun and drill arm or missile launcher and kill leviathans attack on titan style. It changes the whole game, you can treat the larger leviathans --- |
Topic | I need a usb cable like the one that came with ps vita (slim model) |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 2:03:12 AM #3 | a micro usb with data transfer enabled? here I buy them from they're all labeled as "micro usb" but some have have "data sync/transfer" on the box. --- |
Topic | C/D: GameFAQs is dying and CE will be dead in 5 years |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 1:50:49 AM #6 | The music increases in intensity, accompanying several quick shots: Devin Morgan and Baseman fighting with ninja swords on the side of a mountain, The Rock in a car chase on a busy downtown street, Allen and Adblock engaged in a tense stand-off on the steps of city hall. Adblock: "We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution, Allen." Music continues to increase in intensity. Vin Diesel drives a car out of the front of a f***ing airplane as it explodes goddamn this is nuts. Adblock: "We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything!" Allen: "I can't tell which villain you're supposed to be referencing anymore." On the city hall steps, Allen and Adblock dive at each other, almost sexually. The screen cuts to black before they connect. Allen: "Every website has a journey." The GameFAQs headquarters crumbles into pieces. Allen: "Every journey has an end." Allen is on the ground, broken and bleeding. A shadow looms over him. He looks up, straining to make out the person's identity. Allen: "C...CJayC..." He bends down and offers his hand to help Allen up. Allen takes it. CJayC: "Yes, my son. I have come." Allen looks at his hand in disgust. "SBALLEN: RETALIATION" Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. credit to @ssk9716757 for the original post 5 years ago. --- |
Topic | C/D: GameFAQs is dying and CE will be dead in 5 years |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 1:48:36 AM #4 | GameFAQs... is dying. Somber music plays as SBAllen stands at a trash can with a weak fire burning inside, tossing pages of AbsoluteSteve's Final Fantasy VII FAQ which he's printed out for some reason into the flames one by one. His clothing is disheveled, his hair greasy. More than usual, that is. Allen: "First, the FAQs went down." Shots of Washington DC. On the floor of the senate, which resembles the one from the movie Lincoln because senate debates were more badass in the 1800s, a senator who will remain nameless because I can't remember any senators from the 1800s addresses the congregation. Senator: "I shall deliver God's truth, gentlemen. Who of sound mental faculty continues to utilize Frequently Asked Questions in the completion of their electronic entertainment? What is this, the 1700s?" The senators all roar in approval. Senator: "From this moment on, FAQs are outlawed!" A gavel bangs. Cut to a shot of a building labeled "GAMEFAQS.COM", because that's what all websites' headquarters look like. Allen: "Then, they came." Several dark vans roll up outside, from which heavily-armed soldiers burst out and rush towards the entrance. Allen: "They took our revenue." Shots of the soldiers emptying out cash registers and blowing open vaults filled with gold bars and t-shirts. Allen: "They raped our women." Shots of the soldiers looking around confused. Soldier: "There are no women here." Allen: "But...the worst was still to come." The music drops out as the soldiers knock out the moderators. Allen finds himself surrounded, held at gunpoint. A masked man casually strolls out from within the ranks. Allen recognizes him immediately. Allen: "Adblock." Adblock: "Looks like I've been enabled for this site...Mr. Tyner." Several quick shots of Adblock beating the s*** out of Allen, rattling the cheeto dust off his body with several devastating punches. Cut to black. Allen comes to in a prison cell. Adblock stands over him. Allen: "Why didn't you just...severely cripple my site through years of decreasing my ad revenue?" Adblock: "Um, I did, bro. But your punishment must be more severe and all that jazz." Shots of Allen doing completely ineffective push-ups with terrible form as Error watches, which is pretty creepy if you think about it. Error: "You have to face the truth eventually, Allen." Cut to shots of Adblock blowing up a baseball stadium, then realizing no one gives a f*** about baseball and blowing up a football stadium. Error: "GameFAQs is dead. You have to move on." Insert cuts of Allen doing pull-ups, not even getting his chin over the f***ing bar. Error: "Think about your soul, Allen!" Allen: "MY SOUL DIED WITH GAMEFAQS!" Insert cuts of Allen and Error involved in a giant battle happening on the streets of some suburban town where GameFAQs' headquarters is located. Kids with skateboards and basketballs watch a bunch of grown-ass men fight over nothing. Allen: "WITHOUT THIS SITE I AM NOTHING!" --- |
Topic | First ever marijuana-based drug submitted to the FDA for approval. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 1:39:57 AM #10 | UnfairRepresent posted... 3deep5u posted...Good, now they need to make an antidepressant/anxiolytic that doesn't break your dick and turn you into a psychopath. common side effects of anti-depressants are pilldick (makes it mad hard to ejaculate or kills your already low sex drive) or if you're really unlucky, they fuck with unstable emotions in a baaad way. shits different for everyone though, and i've already found an antidepressant in pill form that has neither of those effects, but I've certainly been through them in the past. --- |
Topic | I tell you. The more I learn Japanese, the cooler this all gets. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 1:14:20 AM #13 | Dragonblade01 posted... Sayoria posted...Back_Stabbath posted... the whole point of the post was to see how accurate google translate is since there are people that seem to know japanese ITT. I always thought translate was awful but it seemed to process OPs non-googletranslate post fine which surprised me (i normally get true gibberish). I'm not pretending to know the language. --- |
Topic | I tell you. The more I learn Japanese, the cooler this all gets. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 12:58:23 AM #7 | _Marka_Ragnos_ posted... Back_Stabbath posted... wow i just retranslated that and google made me sound like a dick :( my original input wasn't that condescending lul --- |
Topic | I tell you. The more I learn Japanese, the cooler this all gets. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 12:55:21 AM #5 | |
Topic | Has anyone successfully made homemade sushi without getting sick? |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 12:46:42 AM #9 | don't you cut off a thin outer layer because the layer underneath is untainted and safer to eat raw? never made sushi, just parroting what I read elsewhere a few months back. --- |
Topic | Woman who said she was being stalked shot dead by cop. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 12:35:45 AM #6 | UnfairRepresent posted... Two police officers and a cadet then asked the woman if she had a weapon. She responded no and police officers forced their way through the door. Police Chief William McManus said in the news conference he did not know how long the officers were speaking to the woman before entering the room. if this is true, fairest of nexts. --- |
Topic | bathe in my milk |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 12:22:57 AM #30 | 008Zulu posted... FL81 posted...Was the rope ever explained? these are little comedy memes that some guy does for facebook. mostly posters, but it looks like he took this poster a bit further. thats prolly his grandma or something who likes his humor. you can find his page by visiting the site on the OP poster. --- |
Topic | Guys look what google actually gave me results for |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 12:19:57 AM #10 | |
Topic | Girl who joked about being shot by a sniper gets shot dead by lunatic ex. |
Back_Stabbath 01/30/18 12:00:22 AM #4 | UnfairRepresent posted... Chelsie is believed to have been dating Porterfield at the time of the attack. His girlfriend Jenna Porterfield, 24, told the Pittsburgh Post Gazette that he had been cheating on her with Chelsie, and that she had dumped Tim Smith just two days before. EU says it will hit back 'swiftly and appropriately' if Trump restricts trade this segment only got more and more confusing as it went on --- |
Topic | CE is this a good laptop |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 10:35:35 PM #11 | mine was 2.2k when and where I got it lol. I just assumed you were in the muuricas where they're advertised as under 1000. --- |
Topic | CE is this a good laptop |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 10:28:38 PM #7 | bigotry posted... why would anyone want to play games on a laptop i have both with my saves synced to cloud so I can take them on the go. Witcher 3 on hour long work breaks is the tits. JBaLLEN66 posted... Back_Stabbath posted...my laptop has the same GPU but an i7 and 16gb ram and I have no problems with any game whatsoever. Can even run AC Origins (which is a mess of poor optimization and intrusive DRM) at a comfortable framerate on high. Maxes witcher 3 with no issues. you should be fine if you aren't an enthusiast that NEEDs max settings at 60fps. i updated my post with a link. gigabyte sabre 15. I've only played one total war game on this laptop (rome 2 lul) and it worked perfectly. oh wait I played shogun 2 as well which had no issues either. --- |
Topic | CE is this a good laptop |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 10:26:08 PM #4 | my laptop has the same GPU but an i7 and 16gb ram and I have no problems with any game whatsoever. Can even run AC Origins (which is a mess of poor optimization and intrusive DRM) at a comfortable framerate on high. Maxes witcher 3 with no issues. you should be fine if you aren't an enthusiast that NEEDs max settings at 60fps. this is what i have if it's in your price range, they're pretty cheap https://www.gigabyte.com/Laptop/Sabre-15 --- |
Topic | Should "whose alt?" and other alt accusations be modded as an insult? |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 10:18:01 PM #19 | dreamvoid posted... why don't you go back to crying about shit posters like the pathetic grumpy old guy that you are. oh that's right with the new rules you can't. must suck now that you can't appear out of nowhere to suck up to the local conservatrolls and insult the liberals before disappearing like a fart in the wind. how about you shut the fuck up and worry about something less trivial grandpa. USER INFO: DREAMVOID context like this is when I use the "whos alt" line. --- |
Topic | Campaign Donor names to be displayed on screen during Trump's SOTU address |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 9:27:06 PM #5 | |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 8:48:49 PM #36 | Popcorn_Fairy posted... Just spreading the word. this one has been around since i was a kid. i never got it though, what's so sp00ky about a shop'd dog, is it meant to be a "cursed image" or w/e? edit nvm since you posted it i can just google image search. Viewing this image incites insanity, and no copy of the exact image exists on the web though likenesses of it do. The true image of smile.jpg is recognized due to the effect it has on the viewer that is, they wind up dead. -_- --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 8:16:23 PM #7 | I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow. --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 8:14:56 PM #5 | One night man tries escape from gulag. Makes his way to cabin in middle of tundra. Inside is plain, but many family pictures on walls. He falls asleep. In middle of night he is put in sack and dragged out. The next morning he is shot like dog. Pictures are windows. KGB always watching. --- |
Topic | Well Seymour I made it, |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 5:12:22 PM #25 | |
Topic | Rarest item/monster drop in any RPG ever? |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 7:46:33 AM #28 | flat_tyre posted... No idea what it was called, but I remember reading about some game where, if you tried to open a certain door, there was a tiny chance it locked you in, turned the world hellish, and a creepy giant face appeared behind you to just stare at you until you turned the game off. sure you're not thinking of yumi nikki and uboa? its only like a 1/62 chance for him to appear and you can just spam the light switch to force it pretty much. also you can just interact with him to leave the room. --- |
Topic | AC Origins has to have the most ridiculous/out there Easter Egg I've ever seen |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 3:20:52 AM #7 | one thing that I was disappointed about with origins was the total lack of easter eggs when they have such a vast, mysterious world to hide them in. All I could really find prior to this topic was the dumb tardis reference. But if something this damn obscure was hidden away, it just makes me think that maybe there is still a whole ton left undiscovered. nicee. --- |
Topic | What is the best way to play old 3d Mario games |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 2:41:16 AM #5 | they look and play -amazing- on dolphin emulator with a 1080p texture pack. the mouse also works perfectly for the little star icon that is motion controlled too. just loaded it up and took a few quick screenshots but jpg compression just makes it look average. its sooooo crisp ingame. chill02 posted... http://animals.sandiegozoo.org/sites/default/files/inline-images/emu_face.jpg i think emulator talk is safe now under the new ToU changes. --- |
Topic | Neon's Best Boobs in Gaming Tournament >_> - Day 9a: Quiet vs. Morrigan |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 2:05:16 AM #25 | |
Topic | Missing CEgals? |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 1:13:46 AM #22 | |
Topic | Since when is Fellowship of the Ring on Netflix? |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 12:50:18 AM #5 | AvantgardeAClue posted... Since this topic is up absolutely. --- |
Topic | tinder slut directed me to a cam site |
Back_Stabbath 01/29/18 12:49:09 AM #7 | oldest scam in the book. in the age where a decent amount of people catch on to chatbots, it looks like they've evolved to use real people, sp00ky. --- |
Topic | Good job Disney you ruined star wars! |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 11:53:47 PM #7 | haven't people been saying X ruined star wars for every. single. movie. after the original trilogy --- |
Topic | Hi I created Donald Trump on WWE 2K18 |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 11:49:08 PM #19 | DuranOfForcena posted... oenomaus posted...Someone suggested that i should post my previous creations everytime i have a new one... I'm guessing the list is getting too long at this point... that, or just use the spacebar instead of enter to space them out, probably wouldn't help mobile users though --- |
Topic | I want to express interest in a girl I met last night. |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 11:39:38 PM #6 | |
Topic | What are some british tv shows worth checking out? |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 11:19:31 PM #46 | |
Topic | Simpsons Hit and Run |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 9:40:25 PM #6 | |
Topic | Do you take people who eat pineapple pizza seriously? |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 9:30:44 PM #9 | More seriously than people who make any sort of commotion about what specific toppings go on someone else's pizza lmao. --- |
Topic | Well Seymour I made it, |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 8:42:27 PM #7 | |
Topic | Where are you guys getting the "Indian men are the new bulls" meme? |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 8:32:15 PM #27 | did a little CE sleuthing. it was all setup by green butter aka romulox aka ilove4chan on a number of alts and CE just parroted it into CEmeme status from what I can gather. https://imgur.com/a/6tiOc (read from bottom to top for chronological order, not direct linking cuz it's a big image). These are the earliest instances of the phrase I can find, notice how ilove4chan claims how "indians are becoming the new bulls in cuck communities" in one topic, followed by a topic a few days later (by him , more than likely made up ofc) about getting cucked by a dude name raj. Rumolox alt swoops in with "indian men are the new bulls" and ilove4chan suddenly doesn't know what a bull is despite his post a few days prior. 4chan gets mocked by CE on repeat, a couple parody topics etc etc and the rest is history. --- |
Topic | Do you remember what game first brought you to GameFAQs CE? |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 8:15:46 PM #17 | |
Topic | Is bare ass moddable? |
Back_Stabbath 01/28/18 8:08:56 PM #15 | HashtagTartarus posted... Back_Stabbath posted...yeah, but if you're wearing some sort of thong type garment it should be fine even if asscheeks are exposed. drawing one on doesn't work for some reason, despite doing pretty much the exact same thing in covering the ass crack. ;_; --- |
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