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Doodle of Lady from Devil may cry 3

Flauros posted...

need some advice about the country roads?

Are you in Richmond?

Just wondering

Kinny100 posted...

CE: wHeRE wAS ThiS TeACheRR weN I WaS iN SChooL

Shut the fuck up wussy

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What happened

I almost had sex with someone who was 64. I wasn't even drunk I was horny and flirting with them on Facebook.

The next day I broke it off. Wtf was I thinking

Heartomaton posted...

What if they don't have a beard either?

Armpit hair
WorsCaseOntario posted...

Bald people don't owe you anything

Learn to read wussy

Paste their beard hair on top of their head

FL81 posted...

reminder that Budokai 3 predicted Gogeta vs. Broly

I just noticed that. That's crazy lol

Srk700 posted...

Fuck 2021

RIP to a legend.

I wish people would stop talking about years like they're some kind of sentient being. This is like talking shit to an inch or a foot. It's stupid.

Infinite 2003 posted...

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Wussies

Orange of Doom posted...

I hate musou games and thought it was an absolute blast to play, so there's that.

Because the characters aren't ass this time.

Wow. Now I own it on Switch and ps4 unexpectedly.

Does anyone know if it runs much better on PS4? I like the switch version already but if it's night and day...

Isn't it bad ass though? Not her death but she was 99 which, in a lot of things, is maxed out.

And she died on the last day of the year. Which is also maxed out.

You can't get more maxed out than that.

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Trailer begins

Woman softly singing: Whoaaaa.... Hoaaaaa....... Whooooahhh... Hoooooaaaahhh......

A dark land with dark skies is shown.

An old colonel is giving a speech to his soldiers.

Colonel: The night is always darkest just before the dawn. That night is dark right now. And it's been dark for the past ten years *removes sunglasses to show that he has no eyes*

The colonel is revealed to be Campbell. History is repeating itself just like when Miller went blind.

Colonel: And we need a hero to awaken.

Old Snake punches his fist through the ground of his grave and emerges.

Soldiers at the grave site: ITS BIG BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone runs.

Woman singing: WOAH HOAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOAAAAH HOAH!!!!!!!! WOAHHHH. WOAHHHH HOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOAH HOAH HOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trailer ends leaving everyone hyped.

2nd trailer comes out two years later.

Another sacco and vanzetti song plays again.

Colonel: SNAKE. THE NEW LEADERS ARE COMMANDING THE NEW PMCS. YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT AN END TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Snake: To take back... What is lost. What we owe to them....

The new leaders are revealed to be Sacco and Vanzetti who loaded with guns, ready to face Snake in combat.

Snake: I'm sick of you two assholes. This is MY story!!!!! Get your own fucking series! And this... Is my final mission. For reals this time.....

Who the fuck is it gonna be next? Bob Ross?

CruelBuffalo posted...

https://twitter.com/bettymwhite/status/1475880716525211651

3 days ago :( :(

Her 100th birthday is still coming up.

I've heard that you piss and shit yourself if you're standing there because you can't leave and don't have a choice. Is this true?

Rick is a human Homer Simpson (physically)

spikethedevil posted...

She has crossover content but no hidden blade.

What the fuck...

Except for the "gaga oo la la" I kinda wish there was a cover without that part.

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Go.

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AC Odyssey

Does she get a hidden blade (for gameplay) in the new free crossover content?

That song by Gotye that everyone likes so I won't have to hear it come on the radio anymore. It's a piece of shit. And sometimes a song can have a good beat but the singer is just bad.

This is not the case with this song. Even the melody is bad. I'd expect to hear this song at the supermarket if the manager made and sang the song himself through the intercom. And yet for some reason it's popular.

And I'm talking about that song "Someone you used to know" or whatever.

Music_Rock_Cat posted...

Thats such a great and positive outlook TC

Every year will get worse for the TC. and they'll post about it every year too.

TC if you are this weak, I have no sympathy for you. Sorry. If you asked for help that's one thing, but spreading this negative shit to others? Yeah, no. Have fun.

Kojima leaves on a long vacation

Kojima: Alright, you boys be good now. I'm leaving MGS in your hands. I'm off to take a long needed vacation before I resume directing, producing, voice acting, and developing MGS4.

The team starts to work on Portable Ops in Kojima's absence.

Short haired developer: This is a sequel to MGS3. I doubt there will be any more after this because we will be wrapping up with MGS4. There won't be a hack and slash cyborg game, or four more Big Boss games - one of them being an overpriced demo and the last of which has no Big Boss at all and isn't even made by Kojima and is about zombies. So this is our last chance to do whatever we want to do from this time period.

Recently divorced developer: What the fuck are you? A prophet? How do you know those won't exist?

Long haired developer: Let's put in Gray Fox

Short haired developer: Good idea. Let's put in a young Roy Campbell too.

Recently Divorced Developer: What the fuck are you guys thinking? Put new characters. You shouldn't take such liberties. Only Kojima should.

"Let's give The Boss another disciple! His name is Gene."

"Let's give Big Boss another mentor. Like an older brother of sorts. Let's call him Python. The anti Snake."

RD Developer: What? No, stop it!

Short haired and long haired developer whoop RD developer's ass and tie him up.

Long haired developer: Now we can add in Army's Heaven without anyone stopping us.

Short haired developer: And we should call the online "Portable Ops online!" POO for short!

Long haired developer: And later we will release an expansion called Portable Ops Plus! Portable Ops Online Plus! POOP for short!

Short Haired Developer: Good idea.

Many months pass by. Kojima returns.

Kojima: Wow. Look at this gameplay. I feel like I'm playing Snake Eater but on the go.

Developer: Mr Koji-

Kojima: I told you to call me Kamisama when we are at work.

Developer: Kamisama, Do you want us to transfer some more elements from Snake Eater into the game?

Kojima: What did you say?

Developer: I said, should we trans-

Kojima: *slaps developer on the mouth* We don't use that language around here. I told you already. I invented "transfarr" which is the word "transfer" but better because it was created by me. It is my gift to the world.

Developer 2: We will begin transfarring more elements from MGS3 sir.

Kojima spends a week playing the game.

Kojima: Why do I have to pick up and drag a soldier aaaaaallllll the way to the beginning of the fucking level? Put boxes throughout the level to make it faster you incompetent fucks. We don't have the budget to fix this properly anymore. We spent the last of it at the brothel yesterday. Nobody wants to drag a body from the end all the way back to the beginning. Who decided this? Are you trying to fuck up my legacy? The legacy collection was about to be released. Now we will have to delay it a few years.

(later)

Kojima: What the fuck is Army's Heaven? That sounds like a strip club. Let me show you my genius first hand. Look how fast I come up with this. If you want a strip club you'll make it Ocelot's. And the name will be "Big Pussy's Fish House" and the mascot will be an Ocelot with a fish in its mouth. They serve fish and seafood at that strip club and it makes the soldiers lose morale, forcing you to improve it. Also.... You guys brought Sokolov back? Is he actually a ghost or is that just his code name?

Developer: It's his code name. He survived.

Kojima: If it's a code name you want, why didn't you call him long throat?

Developer: uhh.....

Kojima: Cancel the MGS4 connectivity we talked about in the last Game Informer interview. We will still sell this game, but I will secretly make it again and like old coke, we will bring it back better than ever.

Developer: Can I add a character named Lycan?

Kojima: Why? Is he a werewolf?

Developer: No. His back story is he is from brazi-*tells back story that takes a whole hour to explain* and so at the end, he realizes he CAN lie. So he goes by Lycan.

Kojima: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever fucking heard.

Talking game wise mostly. If I'm playing a game that has no compass on the map and I'm told "go north"

Where the fuck is north? I obviously know where North, South East, and West are but only to my current direction. So how am I supposed to know which direction whoever says "go north" was facing?

North relative to what? If the map has a compass this is obvious. If it doesn't, where do I go?

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Ever say "WAKKA WAKKA!!!!!!"

HylianFox posted...

Have you not used the internet in the last 10 years or what

Sjw is that Indian right

legendary_zell posted...

They simply don't think trans people actually exist or are valid. They think it's something blue haired sjw borderline pedophiles recruit you into, that's why they want all mention of it banned. They think if no one hears about it, no one will realize they're trans or LGBT because these are ideas that the aforementioned recruiters put into their heads for reasons. They want people to stay in the closet by force by making sure they don't even know there's a closet or a door out of it.

What is sjw? Sacajaewae?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/1/AAWzr6AACwGp.jpg saw it like this at Walmart but I didnt buy it because I didn't know enough about how to cook it or whatever

Saw it at the supermarket

XxKrebsxX posted...

Its stupid we cant express our real feelings about this.

We can't? That's pathetic. Who decided this?

What if a man kills a young toddler. We can't express how we feel about that either? Pathetic

Someone answer me so I can turn myself in if it was or not. I only live by the law. Thanks.

Didn't this guy train Chuck Norris or something

The "is" is still there for now.

The video game guy?

Shabla Shablagoo, where are you?

If someone asks you for 40 dollars (for help or whatever reason) and you say "sure as long as you show me a pic of your tits"

Is that human trafficking?

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Are they trying to take over?

Pee Wee's Big Pussy Playhouse HD Collection PS Vita version

Lol wtf

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