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Wesley sounds hot
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pegusus123456 posted...

It has nothing to do with your familiarity with the comics, he's just sort of bad. It might just be writing since the actor's fine in GoT, but the character is bad.

Holy fuck I did not realize he's Loras Tyrell. I had to look that up just now.
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Well I was thinking something more like dinner or cash but sure.
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Oh, OK well I expect a reward if you win.
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Mettles has promised me a reward if he wins
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RI had those fucking social topics
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@AvlButtslam
@Xelltrix
@MegaTech

We can be threeway gay no prob
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Yes, love it, make it
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Smashingpmkns posted...

Bayonetta and I couldn't get past the first part. Not really a good game.

Bad post
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You got a lot of not great stuff tbh. Cheetos and Sour Patch kids are the only things there I'd actually buy myself.
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The one next to my old college campus was OK. The food was never great but it was good enough considering how cheap it was. The drinks were always good too.

Romulox28 posted...

Applebees is more than just a restaurant, it is an experience.

I've never read this copypasta before now and I'm dying lol
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Leight_Weight posted...

Yaridovich posted...

People who say 'getting on line' have serious issues.

I thought this too.

Back on topic. A couple weeks ago I was at McDonald's, and there was a woman in front of me with two kids. She asks the cashier "What lettuce sandwiches do you have?"

"Lettuce sandwiches? We don't have anything like that."

"What sandwiches do you have that have lettuce on them?! Good lord!"

I seriously considered beating her about the breasts.

Lol
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I bought Killer is Dead a few weeks ago but haven't but only finished the first 3 or 4 levels so far
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What will you do with the additional 5 cents a day
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Lonestar2000 posted...

"It's hard to get a job, hard to make a living, hard to have a normal social life when all your friends and family know you believe in ethnic cleansing."

I find this quote amusing
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Felt pretty eh about this one. I hope they continue doing console bundles though
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I don't get out of bed for less than 60% off
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For the underwear deals, why else?
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There's a part I think qualifies as more fucked up than that, I don't remember if it comes before that or after. Probably after if you didn't already mention it.

OK yeah the part Xell mentioned
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Hey don't go sharing our private text messages
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I much prefer Xell's hard exterior bits
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The BEST steaks in the WORLD. BEST.
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You think his ego is big now, just wait until he has $200 for it. I will never hear the end of it in the apartment.
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I consider that one actually pretty tame
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Dark Souls mimics were scary. I always attack chests first because of those. The limbs it grows look unsettling and they do huge damage too.
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Last night I dreamed there was a polar bear on the loose and it killed people by snapping their neck. There was also some kind of haunted hotel involved, and it was one of those teeth falling out dreams I hate too.

#DreamsbyAvi
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^This bitch....
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MT whoring himself out for money

I like it
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He finally broke his dry spell recently so I can't count on him getting desperate enough anymore
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What would be on a Xell shirt?
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MT, design the rest of us some shirts
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You have to split the prize money with me
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dragnmaninferno posted...

Stick of Truth made me feel as if I were watching an long episode of the show.

That's why it was so good.
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Been there, done him
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I've been recalling them more and more. Maybe because it seems like they've become increasingly vivid or strange, or maybe just with practice idk
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Not chocolate milk.
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The night before I had a dream I was in Game of Thrones world and I was fighting this other guy I used to date (not Jarrell for once) who was dressed like a ninja. We were in a castle that was under attack by Daenerys' dragons.

I need some of that dream suppressing stuff they used in A Nightmare on Elm Street
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I had another bizarre dream last night that I was snuggling with some cats in bed and one of them had explosive diarrhea on me, but it was just chocolate milk. I woke up laughing.
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I can't even finish GoT uninterrupted ugggh
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Why am I paying for such shitty Internet omgggg
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Gross
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Hummer 2 posted...

you don't lose your virginity until you've been penetrated by another man

Hot
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I fucking hate cleaning up after cooking
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Check out that dude's figure behind you
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Anyone else an extreme clock watcher at work? I stand here fully packed and ready with my finger on the trigger waiting to log out at 5:30 on the dot every day.
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I had sex this past weekend tyvm
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You don't have to respond to every single post
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One of my favorites from last gen.
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MegaTech posted...

So i have another funny story, this one was from today on my commute home.

So im standing on the metro, which is DCs underground transit, and I see these two black dudes walk onto the train car with a big ass speaker box. One of them is wearing one of those germ face masks you see in a hospital except the rave kind, so i knew some crappy performance was about to begin.

They start yelling, "Everybody the show is about to start!" The metro starts moving and they turn on the speaker. To my surprise, i hear a fucking Sonic 3 ice cap remix blaring from the speakerbox I kid you not.

For those that haven't heard it, this is the original:

Anyway, im standing there grinning as i pan across the audience that is the daily dc commuters just trying to go home from a long days work and the blank stares of absolute bewilderment on these peoples faces has me about to die.

These dudes start dancing to the music in the middle of the train car doing i dont even know what. One was attempting to be a contortionist at one point folding himself onto the floor. I didnt even mind the dancing part, its just i couldn't get over the fact that sonic 3 music was echoing through the metro car at that moment.

It only lasted one stop but they walked around with gym bags expecting a hand out for like 1 min worth of nothing. Honestly wish more of that kinda thing happened just for the sheer entertainment.

How terrified were the white people?
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