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AvlButtslam
08/15/17 10:44:08 AM
#351:


Last night I dreamed there was a polar bear on the loose and it killed people by snapping their neck. There was also some kind of haunted hotel involved, and it was one of those teeth falling out dreams I hate too.

#DreamsbyAvi
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dragnmaninferno
08/15/17 1:10:46 PM
#352:


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SSJGrimReaper
08/15/17 1:12:47 PM
#353:


Avi will have a nightmare about getting mugged by various disney characters
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AvlButtslam
08/15/17 1:26:18 PM
#354:


I consider that one actually pretty tame
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 2:53:15 PM
#355:


Oh no, I found the topic MT was talking about.


If he wins... oh no.
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AvlButtslam
08/15/17 3:10:48 PM
#356:


You think his ego is big now, just wait until he has $200 for it. I will never hear the end of it in the apartment.
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MegaTech
08/15/17 3:12:51 PM
#357:


Come on Avi, I'm way more humble irl than on here. Even then, you can tell I'm mostly kidding. Mostly...
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 3:13:53 PM
#358:


Avi's your biggest accomplice. Tried texting me what I thought about you afterwards and I'm like "no comment".
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MegaTech
08/15/17 3:21:23 PM
#359:


That's not what I heard ; )
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_Near_
08/15/17 3:22:51 PM
#360:


Oh my
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dragnmaninferno
08/15/17 3:28:35 PM
#361:


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Xelltrix
08/15/17 3:31:16 PM
#362:


Oh god, what did that liar say?
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MegaTech
08/15/17 3:41:16 PM
#363:


I remember the word cute thrown in there. It's ok to expose your soft interior sometimes Xell. We won't judge you
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AvlButtslam
08/15/17 4:00:11 PM
#364:


I much prefer Xell's hard exterior bits
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 4:10:00 PM
#365:


He asked if you were cute, I never affirmed anything.
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AvlButtslam
08/15/17 4:25:49 PM
#366:


Hey don't go sharing our private text messages
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BatmanVonDoom
08/15/17 4:58:57 PM
#367:


Just had a boss fight as a gnome while my parents were doing it doggystyle RIGHT ABOVE ME.

Then I proceeded to matrix dodge my dad's balls.

Fucking South Park.
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 5:01:20 PM
#368:


AvlButtslam posted...
Hey don't go sharing our private text messages


Well, if you're going to straight up lie...
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 5:07:39 PM
#369:


BatmanVonDoom posted...
Just had a boss fight as a gnome while my parents were doing it doggystyle RIGHT ABOVE ME.

Then I proceeded to matrix dodge my dad's balls.

Fucking South Park.


That was wrong, lol.
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_Near_
08/15/17 5:13:12 PM
#370:


BatmanVonDoom posted...
Just had a boss fight as a gnome while my parents were doing it doggystyle RIGHT ABOVE ME.

Then I proceeded to matrix dodge my dad's balls.

Fucking South Park.


haha, one of the best parts
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 5:47:12 PM
#371:


Going into Mr. Slave... smh, I knew it eas coming but... the white wall ugh lol.
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AvlButtslam
08/15/17 5:54:34 PM
#372:


There's a part I think qualifies as more fucked up than that, I don't remember if it comes before that or after. Probably after if you didn't already mention it.

OK yeah the part Xell mentioned
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SSJGrimReaper
08/15/17 9:39:21 PM
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CoolBeansAvl
08/15/17 9:50:34 PM
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 9:51:10 PM
#375:


Don't be jelly, Avi.
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CoolBeansAvl
08/15/17 9:55:41 PM
#376:


The Andrew Christian underwear models are sooo uglyyyyyy stop sending me emails
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 10:02:13 PM
#377:


lmao why are you getting those emails?
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AvlButtslam
08/15/17 10:25:58 PM
#378:


For the underwear deals, why else?
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 10:28:20 PM
#379:


Oh yeah, I forgot you bought those "sexy" underwear.
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SSJGrimReaper
08/15/17 10:28:33 PM
#380:


Avi need the exclusive deals on all the leopard print man thongs

use the coupon code #BUTTSLAM20 to get 20% off your next purchase!!
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AvlButtslam
08/15/17 10:36:03 PM
#381:


I don't get out of bed for less than 60% off
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dragnmaninferno
08/16/17 12:08:38 AM
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_Near_
08/16/17 1:29:06 AM
#383:


Now?
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dragnmaninferno
08/16/17 2:01:56 AM
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BatmanVonDoom
08/16/17 9:31:41 AM
#385:


OOOO SHIT MT

BROCKHAMPTON RELEASINF SATURATION 2 AUGUST 25TH

YEEEEEEE













I'm ready.
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MegaTech
08/16/17 10:03:09 AM
#386:


Already? Damn. I heard the new track Gummy I think it was? Had them in the getaway car after robbing a bank. Was really dope. Definitely will grab that day 1
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MegaTech
08/16/17 10:49:10 AM
#387:


Ugly teeth is such a turn off for me I've noticed. Even if the chick is like 9/10 the teeth just ruin it
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Xelltrix
08/16/17 11:08:41 AM
#388:


When's DB Beta again?
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MegaTech
08/16/17 11:29:53 AM
#389:


Like Sept 16 iirc. Idk where I even sign up for that
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dragnmaninferno
08/16/17 11:55:13 AM
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AvlButtslam
08/16/17 12:13:45 PM
#391:


What will you do with the additional 5 cents a day
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dragnmaninferno
08/16/17 12:18:48 PM
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Coolppl Owns
08/16/17 12:28:25 PM
#393:


grats on the raise
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dragnmaninferno
08/16/17 12:41:30 PM
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MegaTech
08/16/17 12:43:47 PM
#395:


Nice man!
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Xelltrix
08/16/17 12:50:28 PM
#396:


dragnmaninferno posted...
GOMD


I like that song.

And congrats!
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dragnmaninferno
08/16/17 12:59:56 PM
#397:


I asked to speak with him and he brought it up before I did. Seems like he knew I was going to ask. And I will be getting more responsibility at work. He said I am basically the head baker and that I am one of the top 3 people he trusts the most.


Now I can really start planning to move out of here.
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_Near_
08/16/17 1:12:01 PM
#398:


Nice job, dude.
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BatmanVonDoom
08/16/17 1:21:10 PM
#399:


Beat Stick Of Truth. Just gotta find that last hobo and 2 more fucking kindergarten kids and i'm 100%.

Now to balance Black Flag and Killer Is Dead.
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AvlButtslam
08/16/17 1:37:21 PM
#400:


I bought Killer is Dead a few weeks ago but haven't but only finished the first 3 or 4 levels so far
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