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TopicHow did Joker react to 9/11?
AssAssasin69
09/18/25 7:31:15 PM
#6
Zikten posted...
It would have been really hard to explain how Superman failed to prevent it. In the DC universe, NYC is very close to Metropolis. And Clark can fly faster than planes. He's probably able to go from Metropolis to NYC in less than 5 minutes
I doubt he could stop the first plane as no one even knew what was happening until it hit

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TopicCocoa Pebbles > Fruity Pebbles
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 4:49:55 PM
#19
CountCorvinus posted...
You sure about that, OP?

If Cocoa Pebbles is so good, why doesn't it have a Liquid Death flavor?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/up5rK8ptYAY
Holy crap I gotta try that

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 1:25:54 AM
#159
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

So he's openly claimed to be a neo nazi who wants to execute people? When he's been defending Israel this entire time? He's also a neo nazi? Or are you parroting something you read online

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 1:22:13 AM
#147
TMOG posted...
Which views

Name them
Don't be obtuse. Anyone who isn't left leaning or is MAGA adjacent in the slightest is considered an enemy on this board. It's been that way since 2016 and is getting worse all the time

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 1:19:32 AM
#137
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I find them amusing. I didn't agree with him on many of his views but I can watch whatever content I want. Maybe you guys should try listening to people you dont agree with more. It might prevent you from celebrating/normalizing political assassinations

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 1:17:39 AM
#131
Raka_Putra posted...
So unmarried people or people without children are worth less in your eyes? It would've been okay for Kirk to be assassinated if he were single?
What kind of take is this? I'm saying to think of the children with no father and the family that is devastated by this. But you all seem to have such a bloodlust for people with different political views that this is somehow insignificant

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 1:12:06 AM
#123
mybbqrules posted...
You literally did though.

See? Right there.

I'm saying a MAGA like you honking about decorum is hilarious because MAGA doesn't give a fuck about decorum and never has.

Charlie Kirk himself made jokes about Paul Pelosi. (Along with a lot of MAGA)

Trump has juvenile nicknames for everyone, and he namecalls like a fucking child.

And MAGA on these boards were turning cartwheels when RBG died. Not to mention their super classy reaction to Biden's cancer diagnosis.

And you still support them. So shut the fuck up about decorum.

We're not even celebrating it, either. Don't like us not being unsympathetic that a far right instigator had this happen? There's the door.
I did NOT find the attack on Pelosi funny. Wtf are you talking about?

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 1:06:53 AM
#109
Zeeak4444 posted...
youve certainly got enough sympathy here to cover the majority of us already.
I actually enjoyed his videos and this truly upset me. I was also sent the close up video by a friend and it made me feel sick to my stomach. It goes a bit beyond just sympathy

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 1:00:16 AM
#96
mybbqrules posted...
True.

Too bad MAGA doesn't agree.

Nice namecalling, too. The last bastion of those with no leg to stand on in the discussion.
I have no leg to stand on in the argument that political violence is wrong? What are you even saying rn lol

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 12:59:23 AM
#95
StarFighters76 posted...
Neither is the blatant bullshit you're trying to pull.
What are you talking about? Me calling people out for joking (poorly) about a man's death? This place is becoming very radicalized and a lot of you all should be ashamed.

A husband and father 2 was killed for having OPINIONS and people find it funny or are celebrating it. This isn't Trump or someone in power, it was a damn internet personality. Someone literally shot the "debate with words" guy. This not a win for anyone.

Especially not the left because now you've given conservatives a martyr that they will not shut up about and the blowback is going to be insane

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 12:53:31 AM
#86
mybbqrules posted...
It's always hilariously hypocritical when chuds honk about decorum.

Charlie Kirk made jokes about Paul Pelosi when he was attacked. I bet you found those funny.
I did not.
All political violence is wrong you dolt

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TopicCocoa Pebbles > Fruity Pebbles
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 12:51:59 AM
#3
No other cereal can really nail chocolate. Cocoa puffs are nasty soggy balls and chocolate Special K can suck me.

If anyone knows another good chocolate cereal I'd love to hear it

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TopicToday was quite a day, now where are Epstein Files?
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 12:48:43 AM
#8
AsucaHayashi posted...
Imagine if trump ordered the hit just as a distraction
Wether he did or not they're damn sure gonna use it as one.

The culture war was finally calming down and both sides were questioning where the hell those files were and now this shit happens to get us all at each other's throats again (no pun intended)

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TopicCocoa Pebbles > Fruity Pebbles
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 12:45:57 AM
#1
I prefer chocolate milk to odd fruity milk personally. Both are great cereals though

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TopicCharlie Kirk shot dead; topic Part 4
AssAssasin69
09/11/25 12:36:15 AM
#69
papayapanda posted...
Yeah, these kind of stories are a pain in the neck. Dare I say.
Not funny at all

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TopicCharlie Kirk has been shot
AssAssasin69
09/10/25 4:18:31 PM
#467
apocalyptic_4 posted...
Welp

No point in aggravating people holding public debates. Always a chance a person would get triggered enough to do something like this. Not worth it at all clicks.
You're seriously a joke for saying this

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TopicI'm super against the whole online ID verification BS, however..
AssAssasin69
08/30/25 1:06:01 AM
#63
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

LinkDaLunatic posted...
The subject is hating Trump. Your implication was that you feel differently.
The question therefore is "how do you feel differently about him?", not "how do you differ from mybbqrules?" which is the question you chose to answer for some reason.
I think he's a horrible president.

The person I was talking to had a sig that was Donald Trump based though, and called me a "Chud". Which honestly it's just tiresome and boring at this point.

Haven't been to this board in over a year and I'm still being called out in basically every topic, because I went against Covid mask hysteria oh so long ago and am not a liberal (a crime apparently)

If people are that obsessed with Trump and keeping track of/calling out everyone they disagree with then I can truly say this board is lame and a waste of time. "Tag and move on" is a phrase for p***s** who need this place btw

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TopicI'm super against the whole online ID verification BS, however..
AssAssasin69
08/29/25 7:20:44 AM
#58
LinkDaLunatic posted...
By all means, tell us how differently you feel about him.
Well I don't make hating him my entire personality for one

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TopicWhole lotta people think Trump is dying with his recent appearance and behavior
AssAssasin69
08/29/25 12:17:10 AM
#120
LordFarquad1312 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d33f4d69.jpg
Jesus, his hand in the picture on the right looks like it's tattooed the veins are so blue

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TopicI'm super against the whole online ID verification BS, however..
AssAssasin69
08/29/25 12:15:04 AM
#54
And now the one post i made that properly explains the topic and adds context has been deleted. How lame can you get lol

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TopicI'm super against the whole online ID verification BS, however..
AssAssasin69
08/29/25 12:08:53 AM
#53
mybbqrules posted...
Oop, he said the thing. Chud confirmed. Tag, disregard, and move on people.
Is your entire personality just hating Trump and anyone who feels even slightly different is a Chud? I'm not even right wing btw, or whatever the hell that word means now

And sure, tagging and moving on certainly doesn't confirm my point about this place being an echo chamber

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TopicWhat are some movie quotes that you'll always remember?
AssAssasin69
08/28/25 1:18:05 AM
#405
MarshMellow posted...
"Every time I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen...in the got damn refrigerator eatin up all the food"


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TopicI'm super against the whole online ID verification BS, however..
AssAssasin69
08/28/25 1:08:56 AM
#36
Daremo posted...
"Oh no, everyone else is in an echo chamber where they only agree with each other and don't allow any nuance!"

Alternate theory: You said something stupid and everyone else rightfully called you out on it.

If one guy calls you [a horse]...

You're a catty one aren't you lol. I was obviously being silly and using hyperbole with the echo chamber thing, don't be so defensive.

Maybe I see that this ID thing is inevitable and I'm just saying that one of the aspects of it (potentially getting less kids on GTAO) would be a bright spot, and something I wouldn't be totally against.

Or am I not allowed to find solace or peace in anything you guys don't fully approve of?

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TopicI'm super against the whole online ID verification BS, however..
AssAssasin69
08/28/25 12:36:42 AM
#30
I guess the main point I was making is "aren't little kids that play GTA online fucking annoying?"

Pretty boring take.

However, when infused with the Current Event of the online ID verification controversy, I was able get a little engagement going n get jerked off on.

Is that so bad and crazy?

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TopicI'm super against the whole online ID verification BS, however..
AssAssasin69
08/27/25 8:08:30 PM
#14
Am I not allowed one exception to the rule, or will this place just forever be an echo chamber?

Good God, this is why most people left this site. No room for any nuanced conversation whatsoever. Its either a circle jerk around the TC or a circle jerk on them.

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TopicI'm super against the whole online ID verification BS, however..
AssAssasin69
08/26/25 6:16:53 PM
#1
If the rumor about them doing it for GTA6 is true I support that decision.

The online of the last game was completely overrun and ruined by loud ass little kids with scratchy mics

With everyone being over 18,(for the most part, obviously some will find ways around it) perhaps the online map will be a decent place to hang out in again.

Like you could actually play without muting everyone by default

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TopicKaraoke kinda sucks lol
AssAssasin69
07/21/25 12:53:19 AM
#8
joaquintall posted...
You needed to do the Carlton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7OUoCQq4sY

I love karaoke. Yeah, the music can be bad, but the singing is generally bad too, so it evens out.
I started off full Carlton, no one knew what tf I was doing because the instrumental track didn't match

Without the trumpets/horns the beginning of that song sounds so wrong

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TopicKaraoke kinda sucks lol
AssAssasin69
07/21/25 12:50:15 AM
#7
Hexenherz posted...
I've only done it a few times. First time I was pretty wasted and said "sign me up for anything" so my companions signed me up for She's So High Above Me or whatever by Bach Overdrive. They were laughing their asses off, I had never heard the song before and they said it sounded like I was doing a Gregorian chant to the chorus
Fucking lol

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TopicMen aren't approaching women in person anymore
AssAssasin69
07/21/25 12:20:50 AM
#114
I still appraoch in person and it works. I used to do sales though so im pretty good at immediately reading people

Lots of guys don't understand or aren't receptive to when a woman is not interested and they kinda ruin the vibe for the rest of us.

Doesn't matter though, nothing in life worth having is easy and dating apps suck so we must carry on lol

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TopicKaraoke kinda sucks lol
AssAssasin69
07/21/25 12:18:11 AM
#4
Yeah, it was a going away party with a bunch of comedians but we were at a karaoke bar called Wok and Roll so we had to share the room and song que with a bunch of annoying random drunks

Not only did the songs sound bad but the songs people picked were killing me inside. The Black Parade, Mr Brightside, Skater Boi, Somebody That I Used to Know were just a few of the many lowlights that evening

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TopicKaraoke kinda sucks lol
AssAssasin69
07/20/25 8:16:38 PM
#1
I guess because of DMCA or whatever but no one has the rights to any of the songs. So you have to sing over the crappy Kidz Bop version of the song by some cover band.

I did It's Not Unusual by Tom Jones and it totally bombed because the instrumental track was straight garbage lol. Like no instruments, it sounded awful

https://youtu.be/k-HdGnzYdFQ?feature=shared

You have any idea what's it like to sing this song and have everyone in the room hate you? 2 minutes in hell lol

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TopicThis video about Joe Rogan is one of the best things I've ever seen
AssAssasin69
03/09/25 7:44:46 PM
#4
bump

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TopicThis video about Joe Rogan is one of the best things I've ever seen
AssAssasin69
03/09/25 11:16:04 AM
#1
Elephant Graveyard may just be top 5 yt channel of all time

https://youtu.be/_v3KiaAjpY8?si=5bVKCyW7VfP7xaSB

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TopicIf you aren't excited about Christmas this year you really should be
AssAssasin69
12/11/24 11:20:10 PM
#12
LonelyStoner posted...
I was excited about Christmas until three hours ago
What happened 3 hours ago?

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TopicOh my GOD The Sopranos is so good
AssAssasin69
12/11/24 11:19:36 PM
#70
Garioshi posted...
I loved that show! It's among my favorite of the MCU shows.
That shows is god awful

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TopicIf you aren't excited about Christmas this year you really should be
AssAssasin69
12/11/24 11:10:48 PM
#10
archizzy posted...
Copypasta is always fun.
This isn't a copypasta lol

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TopicIf you aren't excited about Christmas this year you really should be
AssAssasin69
12/11/24 5:48:06 PM
#1
Trump won't be in office until January. After that it's The Long Winter, there will be much despair and many hardships to come.

In the meantime why not enjoy this last holiday and let your brain RELAX for once? Everyone is so doom and gloom here these days.

Make some hot cocoa, or some eggnog and kick back. Throw on Jingle All The Way or another Christmas classic ("Put that cookie down, NOW!")

And realize that all we really have is the ever slipping away present moment. Be here now, spread some joy and love thy neighbor. Don't let politics rob you of your joy

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TopicThe State of New York Just said they won't dismiss Trump's May conviction.
AssAssasin69
12/11/24 5:38:24 PM
#5
KajeI posted...
How many felonies does a guy gotta have to get put in the slammer, fuck.
Can't Stump the Trump

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Topic2025: The year of "americans voted for this"
AssAssasin69
12/11/24 5:35:35 PM
#44
Irony posted...
I know a few people that voted for him that he's going to cause problems for and I'm gonna be there for them....to mock them as they suffer.
Wow that sounds totally healthy and not spiteful at all

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TopicDon't mean to sound dark, but since women rights are gone.
AssAssasin69
11/09/24 9:46:44 AM
#163
Murphiroth posted...
Republican rhetoric is bigotry and hatred by default. Address that and Project 2025 or shut the fuck up and clutch your pearls elsewhere.
Your first claim is baseless and Donald Trump's name is nowhere on Project 2025. It's an independent document that no actual Republicans are taking seriously. There will be no dictatorship, you're only torturing yourselves by believing this nonsense

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TopicWomen are considering joining the 4b movement
AssAssasin69
11/09/24 9:38:15 AM
#164
Men will just date conservative women. They will procreate and meanwhile liberals spend the next 4 years alone and angry.

Sounds like a great plan

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TopicDon't mean to sound dark, but since women rights are gone.
AssAssasin69
11/09/24 9:35:40 AM
#161
Yeah, they passed legislation to intentionally kill women. Crazy how none of you guys ever get warned or marked for your insane rhetoric against Republicans

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TopicDon't mean to sound dark, but since women rights are gone.
AssAssasin69
11/09/24 12:12:07 AM
#152
That's an unhinged thing to believe. Also women's rights are not gone. Please relax

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TopicDrove past a KKK rally on my way to work this morning. They were happy...
AssAssasin69
11/06/24 8:12:28 AM
#4
Do you ever stop?

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TopicIt's been fun, but I'm leaving CE for good.
AssAssasin69
11/06/24 8:10:13 AM
#32
This is for the best, this place will be a whiny hellhole of kicking and screaming for at the least The next few months

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TopicSo what country you moving to if the election goes pear-shaped?
AssAssasin69
11/06/24 12:14:44 AM
#40
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Moderators here are so unbiased. What a nice board for open discussion, not just a circle jerk of the same fear filled talked points

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TopicSo what country you moving to if the election goes pear-shaped?
AssAssasin69
11/06/24 12:11:28 AM
#36
SpawnShadow posted...
None. Much as I would love to, I know that moving isn't even remotely feasible for me to be able to do. If Trump wins, I fully expect to be imprisoned or killed at some point within the next year or so.
Please tell me you're joking

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TopicHarris lost
AssAssasin69
11/06/24 12:06:26 AM
#31
Evillink2000 posted...
Shut the fuck up.
He's right

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TopicWhich album is better, Disintegration by The Cure or Funeral by Arcade Fire?
AssAssasin69
07/14/24 3:09:18 PM
#1
The 2 albums that in their respective times changed everything. At least imo

But which one do you like more? I personally love both of these but the one I like more changes for me often.

Would love to hear CE's thoughts

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TopicPost inside jokes/references without context
AssAssasin69
07/14/24 3:05:50 PM
#20
I be quiet.

Be when he leave, I be talking again

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