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TopicWhite student called racist for denying that Africans can summon lightning bolt.
AssAssasin69
12/29/20 11:01:17 AM
#82
https://youtu.be/dXTWySEsZWk

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TopicSince when was CE full of a bunch of self righteous pricks?
AssAssasin69
11/18/20 5:41:50 PM
#1
This board used to be about sharing embarrassing stories and admitting your faults and taboo actions/thoughts without judgement.

Now it's just a big contest of who's the most virtuous and people tagging and marking each other because "posts that aren't serious business are bad, man."

This place is lame now.

Or maybe I'm just remembering the glory days of RI?

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TopicWhat GameFAQs poster would you like to see get a redemption arc?
AssAssasin69
11/18/20 4:54:36 PM
#50
BudDupree48 posted...
Goldenboi45

I'm I mean he's already working on it

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TopicWent to Miami to visit my friends recently and OH BOY (we're doomed)
AssAssasin69
11/12/20 3:36:25 PM
#25
Florida is what Florida does

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TopicHow can I tell if a sales job isn't a scam or waste of time
AssAssasin69
10/21/20 7:25:26 PM
#2
If it's commission only, stay away. Hourly plus commission and now we're talking

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TopicCharlie Brown holiday specials will not air on TV for the first time in decades
AssAssasin69
10/21/20 7:20:31 PM
#12
This is the end, folks. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore

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TopicSweden's COVID policies failing -- Now 17th highest death rate in the world..
AssAssasin69
10/21/20 7:18:36 PM
#2
How annoying.

Fuck it's like this shit is never going to end. Thought and prayers, etc.

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TopicMatchbox 20 = best post-grunge band
AssAssasin69
10/19/20 11:54:57 PM
#28
JlM posted...
If we go by the wikipedia list of post-grunge :

Third Eye Blind by a mile.

Also easily better better than MB20 :

Silverchair
Our Lady Peace
Live
Incubus
Fuel
Days Of New/Tantric
CKY
Bush

Probably also Breaking Benjamin and Chevelle
This post is truth. Nothing wrong with MB20 per se, but so many bands in that same genre are leagues ahead of them tbh

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TopicDamnit, We got bed bugs
AssAssasin69
10/19/20 11:49:50 PM
#22
JimCarrysToe posted...
I got bedbugs once a few years ago. Mom told me to wash my walls and floor with some purple cleaning product my mom usually uses for mopping, and wipe down my mattress and boxspring with it and soak the corners of the mattress cuz there's flaps that I can't really get under.

Never had bedbugs again. But I honestly think it was just a miracle that it worked.

Kinda funny part is I grew up having to sleep on mattresses and couches we got from behind dumpsters and never had a problem. Only got it when we moved to a new place and got a new mattress.
Was it Fabuloso?

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TopicDamnit, We got bed bugs
AssAssasin69
10/19/20 9:29:54 PM
#12
Oh geez, this sounds like a nightmare. Every story I've read online about these things has not been good at all

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TopicC/D It's okay to not wear a mask outdoors as long as you social distance
AssAssasin69
10/19/20 7:06:29 PM
#1
C

If I'm not in doors and not within six of anyone I feel I should be able to take off my mask.

Some people don't agree though, which is fine. I was standing outside my house a couple days ago without a mask on and a lady literally pulled over, got out of her car and gave me a mask like "here, you need this."

I tried to tell her I had one in my pocket but she was already getting in her car and driving off. Weird times man lol

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TopicDamnit, We got bed bugs
AssAssasin69
10/19/20 6:49:14 PM
#1
So far it's not a very bad infestation, caught them pretty early. I've destroyed every nest in every little crack and crevasse I could find but I'm sure there's more bugs/eggs somewhere.

Ugh, gonna have to get an exterminator soon. Which will of course be an arm and a leg lol

Anyone here dealt with this before and have any tips for DIY solutions, at least in the meantime until I can get an exterminator?

So far flooding their nests with hand sanitizer and spraying the all fuck out of them with rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle is the only way I've been able to go to war with these little assholes

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TopicGonna play through the Ace Attorney series for the first time! *spoilers as I go
AssAssasin69
10/19/20 4:17:21 PM
#272
The police mascot is the "Blue Badger"? That's freaking amazing lol

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TopicGonna play through the Ace Attorney series for the first time! *spoilers as I go
AssAssasin69
10/19/20 4:09:48 PM
#271
And, we're back.

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TopicWhich was better, Devil's Rejects or House of a Thousand Corpses?
AssAssasin69
10/18/20 9:41:43 PM
#1
Which was better, Devil's Rejects or House of a Thousand Corpses?


I love both but I would give the slight nod to Devil's Rejects. House of a Thousand Corpses was campier and funnier but I thought DR was just an all around better film

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TopicSo is everyone going to catch COVID at this rate?
AssAssasin69
10/18/20 2:20:03 AM
#15
No. We will be fine

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TopicWhy do you guys want Joe or Trump to win?
AssAssasin69
10/18/20 2:14:09 AM
#28
Conflict posted...
He's not being serious
Shhhh, he would much rather believe he was serious. Way more fun idea and reinforces his preconceived beliefs about how republicans think. Come on man, why would you try and fuck that up for him?

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TopicGreatest song cover?
AssAssasin69
10/17/20 1:49:44 AM
#4
https://youtu.be/Cb5xUHt3LBA

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TopicWhen did CE become a gay echo chamber?
AssAssasin69
10/15/20 5:11:01 PM
#3
Hey! I just reached Elite and I'm very proud of that. Not everyone comes here everyday

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TopicWhen did CE become a racist echo chamber?
AssAssasin69
10/15/20 5:10:05 PM
#3
When Admiral was shattered into a thousand users in the great CEWar of 2019

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TopicWhen did CE become a gay echo chamber?
AssAssasin69
10/15/20 5:08:52 PM
#1
Today! Let's get together and gay it up guys

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TopicHappy anniversary of Obama killing a 16 year-old American citizen
AssAssasin69
10/14/20 8:49:54 PM
#84
berlyman101 posted...
now put up a picture for each of the 215k+ people trump killed. individual pics are best to really capture the feels, but I understand this may take some time.

it'd also be great if you could put up a pic for everyone killed and wounded in the Iraq war.
Yeah because Hilary Clinton and would have saved EVERYONE. Those numbers are also bullshit

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TopicAm I the only one not voting?
AssAssasin69
10/13/20 10:58:45 AM
#15
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
lmao fucking ignored dude jesus christ.
This is pathetic. You're gonna ignore someone on a video game forum because they said they aren't voting?

Well add me to your list, I'm not voting either

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TopicIf Movie Theaters never open up again, what would the last movie you saw
AssAssasin69
10/13/20 1:00:20 AM
#108
Uncut Gems

Not bad, honestly

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TopicThe amount of stupidity from the university students here is astounding..
AssAssasin69
10/11/20 11:22:12 PM
#2
Sounds like someone wasn't invited to those awesome parties and now they're pretending those people are dumb and unsafe to feel better

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TopicI need help.
AssAssasin69
10/11/20 11:10:43 PM
#22
Also it kinda blows that you get paid that little and work that much. I deliver weed on a bicycle for literally 2 days a week and I make nearly that much

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TopicI need help.
AssAssasin69
10/11/20 11:03:39 PM
#20
You work 84 hours a week? That's why you aren't happy. Fuck all that noise of what should make you happy on paper. You need to go out and find your own happiness

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TopicGonna play through the Ace Attorney series for the first time! *spoilers as I go
AssAssasin69
10/10/20 8:53:31 PM
#266
Ok, it's the weekend and I'm feeling a lot better since starting physical therapy, I got the next 2 days pretty much free, so I WILL make some progress

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TopicJust....the best song
AssAssasin69
10/08/20 8:29:11 PM
#12
Yeah I'm sorry but this is the best song

https://youtu.be/WKnVaDwUg5s

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TopicCYOA: The government put horny pills in the water supply.
AssAssasin69
10/07/20 9:06:43 PM
#19
AYYYY! you're back dude!?

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Topicis it getting harder for any of you guys to be like, bare minimum nice?
AssAssasin69
10/07/20 1:24:47 PM
#18
Yikes. You have empathy and are still an asshole? That's actually pretty badass. Most assholes are numb inside but you actually have to wrestle with those feelings and yet still persist with your assholery. No wonder you're starting to crack. That shit sounds tough lol

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Topicis it getting harder for any of you guys to be like, bare minimum nice?
AssAssasin69
10/07/20 1:22:06 PM
#14
Lysandear posted...
i dont purport to be better than they are

they're just constantly conversing and laughing, and being loud nuisances in general. tryin to rope me into it a lot. i dislike them because they're people in my presence it's nothin personal
So you're a sociopath?

Why does their joy annoy you? Especially when they're trying to include you in it? Also how long have you just generally hated being around others?

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Topicis it getting harder for any of you guys to be like, bare minimum nice?
AssAssasin69
10/07/20 1:16:24 PM
#12
Why do you hate everyone and why do you refer to your coworkers as "animals"? You work the same job so you're no better than they are

This reminds me of my brother. He works at 7-11 in Baltimore City in the hood. He says the customers are animals and he hates his co-workers with a passion and feels like he's above everyone around him and shouldn't be there.

In all honesty, he put himself there. He's at a 711 clerk level of accomplishment and that's why he is where he is. He was working at 711 even before the pandemic. He takes no personal responsibility though and just stews in anger all the time

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TopicGonna play through the Ace Attorney series for the first time! *spoilers as I go
AssAssasin69
10/05/20 9:18:15 PM
#260
Sorry guys I been in a bit of pain the past week, physical therapy and muscle relaxers. Also still had to drag my ass to work.

I'm about to hop back in guys my bad lol

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TopicOld users you miss?
AssAssasin69
10/04/20 3:59:21 PM
#74
AssaultedMuffin

Best CYOAs ever

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Topicanyone else get angry and depressed whenever you remember than youre going to
AssAssasin69
10/04/20 3:50:56 PM
#2
How do you know you're gonna die alone? You may not even grow old for that matter

Maybe you'll die young in a crowded place. Would you be happy then?

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TopicGot into a pretty terrible car accident while in the back of a Lyft
AssAssasin69
10/01/20 8:47:21 PM
#26
Gobstoppers12 posted...
t h e

f r i c k ?
Check out the video halfway down page 1 of this topic. I thought he invented some new way to be unsafe but apparently people do this shit

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TopicDo you think it's white privilege to know where your ancestors came from?
AssAssasin69
10/01/20 8:43:28 PM
#12
Gamerguymass posted...
How is that white privilege? Everyone in this country can except blacks, and even then a DNA test can show where their ancestors were from generally.
First off yikes at "blacks" and second the latter part of this is not true at all

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TopicGot into a pretty terrible car accident while in the back of a Lyft
AssAssasin69
10/01/20 8:37:55 PM
#21
PatrickMahomes posted...
how much
IDK I immediately referred them to my lawyer, he said not to talk to them at all.

I was in an accident in the past though and the insurance company offered me $1,500 to settle. I could have drawn it out and maybe got like 8 grand but I just took it because I wasn't hurt

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TopicGot into a pretty terrible car accident while in the back of a Lyft
AssAssasin69
10/01/20 6:58:42 PM
#19
monkmith posted...
saw a guy pull something like that on the interstate once, though i think he missed the exit by about a quarter mile and decided the correct thing to do was to drive the wrong way at about 100mph back to the exit ramp... one of the scariest moments i've ever had on the road involved that psychopath barreling in my direction.

not sure you'll win against lyft though. hope you're taking the time to sue his insurance.
My lawyer is suing them both. He said Lyft is his primary target though. The skid marks on the concrete island in the pictures shows that the car was much too far up to try and make the exit. He should have never come to a complete stop right there. That was totally illegal and very dangerous

Lyft has already reached out to me to try and settle. They know they are liable.

Went to Urgent Care and I'm already on my second day of physical therapy for my neck and back.


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TopicGot into a pretty terrible car accident while in the back of a Lyft
AssAssasin69
10/01/20 2:56:57 PM
#14
Veggeta X posted...
https://youtu.be/r86kxxU-LUY
Yeah, he basically did this. Like, how can u be this oblivious to your surroundings

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TopicGot into a pretty terrible car accident while in the back of a Lyft
AssAssasin69
10/01/20 12:54:13 PM
#8
CRON posted...
Sorry to hear about your experience. I hope you heal quick. I never knew you could sue ride sharing companies for driver incompetence. I took an Uber home once and my driver spoke no English, was texting and FaceTiming people, did an illegal U-Turn on a major road and drove on the left.
While in the back of a Lyft they are responsible for your safety. Lyft pays up to $50k for personal injury when involved in an accident while riding with them. It's a civil suit. Lyft has already tried to contact me with one of their claims adjusters to try and settle but fuck that.

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TopicGot into a pretty terrible car accident while in the back of a Lyft
AssAssasin69
10/01/20 12:51:42 PM
#4
CM_Ponch posted...
What the fuck
Yeah I've never seen anything like it. Look at the skid marks on the concrete island. We were WAY too far past the exit to try and make that move

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TopicGot into a pretty terrible car accident while in the back of a Lyft
AssAssasin69
10/01/20 12:48:17 PM
#1
This Lyft driver made a crazy error. Missed his exit ramp, and instead of continuing on and rerouting, he comes to a complete stop on a busy road and attempts to go back and still get the ramp.

At this point my Spider Senses are on full blast, we should not be at a full stop on this busy ass road like this. Split second later a huge Chevy 2500 fully loaded pickup truck rear ends the all fuck out of us and sends us flying up over the concrete island and we land on the other side.

Pics from the wreck:

http://imgur.com/gallery/jphtU9Y

Got whiplash in my neck and now my lower back has been killing me. This was like 5 days ago. Hired a lawyer and just started physical therapy. Lawyer says we have a very strong case against Lyft.

This has overall been a pretty crap experience though. I'm terrified in the back of Lyfts now and I ride a bike for a living so this is stopping me from working

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TopicDebate Topic: Trump vs Biden
AssAssasin69
09/29/20 9:31:52 PM
#373
"there is nothing smart about you, Joe."

Lmaooo

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TopicDebate Topic: Trump vs Biden
AssAssasin69
09/29/20 9:21:27 PM
#261
"will you shut up, man?"

Lmaooooo

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TopicGonna play through the Ace Attorney series for the first time! *spoilers as I go
AssAssasin69
09/29/20 8:24:43 PM
#255
Wow this dude is out here selling hotdogs in a Santa suit and STILL banging models. My kinda guy

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