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| Topic | Eventually, humans will drive every animal to extinction |
| Aressar 08/15/22 5:31:49 PM #28 | Crescente posted... Apparently overpopulation won't be an issue. They say that the population will cap off at 10 billion by the end of the century. Wonder what the environmental circumstances and living conditions will be like by then compared to now. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Eventually, humans will drive every animal to extinction |
| Aressar 08/15/22 5:08:26 PM #20 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Redistribution of resources is not a realistic scenario. In fact, it's little more than a utopic hypothetical. All you have to do is look at how there has been scientific consensus of humanity's environmental strain on the world for decades now and at the average consumption of resources in first-world countries. Although environmentally sustainable steps are being taken by some governments, there is still so much political and societal opposition that progress is just too slow to actually make a sufficient transition to a circular economy. If that is already too much to ask of humanity, how do you expect first-world countries to just consume less AND redistribute it in such a way that everyone in the world can live healthy lives in a sustainable manner, when so many maintain the attitude "I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want, vrrroooom vrrroooom!" I wish a solution would be as straightforward and idyllic as redistribution of resources, but that is simply not in humanity's nature. It is wishful thinking at best. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Eventually, humans will drive every animal to extinction |
| Aressar 08/15/22 2:47:10 PM #12 | Raikuro posted... And yet somehow human overpopulation is a myth inb4 "bUt rEdIsTrIbUtIoN oF rEsOuRcEs!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Aren't bugs and bacteria and such just machines? |
| Aressar 08/15/22 5:01:35 AM #10 | Tiny little surveillance bugs watching you deed. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Why don't we live in hobbit holes |
| Aressar 08/15/22 4:59:30 AM #9 | You can live in my hobbit hole if you want --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | She approaches ''I bet you've never been this close to big sloppers, huh? |
| Aressar 08/14/22 3:58:21 PM #14 | Turbam posted... The reason that sloppers isn't sticking is because it needs another "s" word along with it. SoIidLegacy posted... slippery sloppers --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Don't let all this Trump stuff distract you from what Biden is doing |
| Aressar 08/14/22 2:02:32 PM #9 | Why doesn't he do something actually presidential, like, I dunno, play golf every other day or something?? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Think of two completely unrelated RPG games before entering this thread |
| Aressar 08/14/22 6:00:31 AM #11 | Fallout and Mass Effect Commander Shepard chose the --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | The top 10 wealthiest people in the world today |
| Aressar 08/14/22 5:04:44 AM #35 | now now they worked hard for that money guys leave em alone --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | strong communities make police obsolete |
| Aressar 08/13/22 6:39:23 AM #10 | 'Strong communities' is kind of subjective. You can have a town full of Jim Bobs with the attitude "we don' take kindlee to straingeurs here, pal" and take shotgun justice into their own hands. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | FBI recovered 11 sets of classified documents, per inventory |
| Aressar 08/12/22 5:25:41 PM #72 | At this rate the trial will take place many, many years after even Trump has died of old age (after having served a full second term as POTUS of course). Even if he miraculously is posthumously sentenced guilty, there is of course absolutely nothing that is done about it, not even preventive measures to stop this kind of insanity from happening again. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Man comes out as "human-pup" to mom on his father's funeral day |
| Aressar 08/12/22 5:13:02 PM #42 | Even if serious, I'm no longer surprised by stuff like this ever since reading about that brony marrying his stuffed purple pony. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Trump would rather die than go to prison |
| Aressar 08/12/22 5:09:58 PM #11 | Yet neither happens for whatever reason. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | If guns are banned should cops be allowed to carry guns? |
| Aressar 08/12/22 9:35:30 AM #8 | Assuming we're talking about Murrican cops, no. Completely overhaul police training and culture first, put much more emphasis on de-escalation, try it out for several years, and then consider phasing out civilian gun possession before banning it. (Yes, I know literally none of this will ever happen) --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I wonder if British people make fun of our American accents |
| Aressar 08/12/22 8:55:21 AM #25 | VeggetaX posted... why did you guys bump this almost dead topic Just to annoy you --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Does CE remember Alizee |
| Aressar 08/12/22 6:22:15 AM #10 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I was born a few years later than her, so I don't feel weird about deeding to her at the time. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Remember Mass Effect? |
| Aressar 08/12/22 6:14:37 AM #18 | Guns_of_Verdun posted... It doesn't get nearly enough IMO. Seems like you're the one handwaving, as you're not posting any reasoning at all as to why you think it's bad. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Does CE remember Alizee |
| Aressar 08/12/22 6:02:13 AM #6 | I used to deed furiously to that woman. Hot damn. Some women occasionally still sing Moi Lolita in the karaoke bar I frequent. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Remember Mass Effect? |
| Aressar 08/12/22 5:58:44 AM #15 | Ar0ge posted... It was one of the most talked about games last year when the remaster came out. I think ME3 got a similar reaction as MGS2 in the sense that everyone initially ree'd at it for one very specific (and not even experience-breaking) detail, but later came to turn around like "you know, this is actually a really good game!" Personally I feel that the ME3 ending gets more hate than it deserves. The ending upon initial release felt hastily abrupt and unsatisfying. The extended ending that was released later made it 'good enough' imo. People who complain about 'not seeing the result of your actions you made throughout the series' must have been skipping/sleeping throughout the game, because that's when most of the arcs are concluded (like the genophage and Quarians vs Geth). A lot of complaints are also about how the game insinuates there are better options than --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I wonder if British people make fun of our American accents |
| Aressar 08/12/22 5:24:57 AM #6 | Dutch person here. Whenever I hear/read an American saying something typically conservative or short-sighted, I often get the urge to mock them by saying something like "Yeeeeehaw you betcha Billy Bob!" or "Aah'll praay fer yew!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Trump is 76. Whoa. How does a guy on a diet of McDonald's live that long? |
| Aressar 08/12/22 5:17:02 AM #4 | Plenty of money/loans/IOUs to afford the best medical care, I reckon. Also, because life just isn't fair. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | For those that arent married and don't have kids, what do u do with your lives? |
| Aressar 08/12/22 5:11:22 AM #68 | Working and living flexibly, while investing the money I save by not having kids in environment-friendly stocks and bonds. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What games punish weak performance at a later time? |
| Aressar 08/12/22 4:40:50 AM #10 | Foppe posted... About the MGS3 ghosts... They do try to grab you, though In Fallout 1, if you take too long to finish the main quests, (aside from getting several bad endings) the super mutants invade Necropolis and instead of having to get past a handful of mutants, they will be all over the place. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Attack On FBI Building Going On |
| Aressar 08/11/22 2:00:29 PM #58 | GranolaPanic posted... This is something that I cannot understand. How did this man become a messianic figure to them? Facebook and Youtube repeatedly tell them that Trump is the good guy. This is exactly why I think there should be more legislation surrounding algorithms, especially those that run social media. But that's not likely to happen, because even discounting the fact that Republicans (like all populistic movements) profit from it and thus gladly let it happen, there are just too many digitally inexperienced grandpas in government who barely ever touch a computer and just don't understand why this is a problem. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Megatechs reaction when a CEgal tries to get touchy with him |
| Aressar 08/11/22 8:14:51 AM #2 | Which CEgal is dat --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | im gay. |
| Aressar 08/10/22 4:17:01 PM #14 | Hi gay, I'm hungry --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What's your honest opinion on honest opinion topics on CE? |
| Aressar 08/10/22 1:33:36 PM #11 | Smackems posted... I don't pay that much attention to it dude It's actually been less than a month, but close enough I guess. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What's your honest opinion on honest opinion topics on CE? |
| Aressar 08/10/22 12:58:35 PM #9 | I hate it, YUK, I voted Yes but I meant No, etc. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Is the full, original Black Man Ass image lost? |
| Aressar 08/09/22 4:43:19 PM #17 | I have it and so does my wife --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Do we have any Karen's on CE? |
| Aressar 08/09/22 9:37:20 AM #9 | Gunplagirl, especially when the subject matter can anywhere remotely be associated with LGBTQ-related stuff. Whatever your opinion on the topic in question is, you're obviously a transphobe. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Your boss says ''Why are you 5 minutes late, ugly? Follow me to my office NOW!'' |
| Aressar 08/09/22 8:41:02 AM #4 | Speaking from experience, having an objectively attractive boss who frequently gets on your back (figuratively) basically kills any attraction. So much even that encountering women on dating apps who happened to have the same name as her instantly became less attractive to me (even if those women were nothing like her). --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Any you unable to play a game due to some fear?? |
| Aressar 08/08/22 7:56:52 PM #16 | NoxObscuras posted... Nothing that I'm completely unable to play, but Subnautica took me a long time to finish due to the sheer terror of it lol. Oh man, I remember during my first Subnautica playthrough when I was first exploring the That's when I learned thalassophobia is a thing. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Any you unable to play a game due to some fear?? |
| Aressar 08/08/22 7:50:28 PM #13 | As I kid I already enjoyed the Resident Evil games, even if I was easily scared by everything. But jfc, those spiders were just too much. As if they weren't horrifying enough on their own, for some reason they have to release a whole batch of tiny spiders when they die. I remember when playing the first RE game, I had learned the areas where the all the spiders were, and managed to completely avoid them, which is actually possible except for the boss spider in the cave. I remember the first time I defeated it: I had read a walkthrough beforehand, so I knew it was going to be there. I used a hex editor to give myself a rocket launcher, entered the room, fired it at the spider while looking away as much as possible, then immediately turning around and exiting the room because of the little spideres, and finally re-entering. Gods, I was pathetic --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | CE, what's a game that killed the series for you? |
| Aressar 08/08/22 9:05:37 AM #15 | Resident Evil 4 As far as I'm concerned, Code Veronica was the last real RE game. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Why was Darth Vader so merciful toward Lando Calrissian? |
| Aressar 08/08/22 4:37:02 AM #27 | Bespin wasn't part of the Galactic Empire or the Rebel Alliance. Technically they were an independent neutral faction that traded tibanna gas, but small enough that once the Empire had reason to go there, the Empire could barge in and tell them what's what. Considering that, Vader was actually being pretty douchey to Lando, but that kinda explains why the Empire didn't come in guns blazing, and why Lando initially cooperated, hoping the Empire would just leave them alone afterward. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What's your favorite weapon in Fallout New Vegas? |
| Aressar 08/07/22 4:10:25 PM #7 | Short range: Ranger Sequoia Long range: Anti-Materiel rifle --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What's your favorite GUN in Mass Effect? |
| Aressar 08/07/22 4:07:07 PM #20 | Close/medium range: Locust Long range: Black Widow (regular Widow in ME2) Everything else: Arc Projector --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What do you think about uncut weiners? |
| Aressar 08/07/22 4:02:02 PM #56 | Choco posted... why are americans so weird Because a lot of them can't think any further than "Well, muh paw had it done on me so ah'm having it done on mah boy. Yeeeeehaw, you betcha Billy Bob! Hyuck, hyuck!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | She's ready to dominate you |
| Aressar 08/07/22 3:36:29 PM #12 | Tell me I'm ugly, fat chick! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Watched Sin City for the 1st time >_> |
| Aressar 08/07/22 11:32:33 AM #29 | Priere posted... Dudes skin literally looks like its made from scraps of leather. "That coat looks like Baghdad, and so does your face!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Worst Halloween candy |
| Aressar 08/07/22 11:28:08 AM #52 | Irony posted... What exactly is there to fear nobody on this board should still be trick or treating "FBI OPEN UP!" *opens up* "Trick or treat!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | People who self-own themselves trying to make "ur dad" jokes |
| Aressar 08/06/22 1:27:39 PM #8 | The fact that 'your dad' jokes don't work the way 'your mom' jokes do is tied to the way people in general still think women are supposed to be pure and chaste, whereas men can do and be whatever. That's why no one will actually get upset about a 'your dad' joke, but plenty of people will explode into anger if someone makes a 'your mom' joke at them. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Your date: "by the way, I don't shave" |
| Aressar 08/05/22 9:04:32 PM #2 | This is one of those cases where I unapologetically have a double standard. Go ahead and ree at me for it, if you wish. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I do not like american pie |
| Aressar 08/05/22 3:59:20 PM #1 | Dutch apple pie master race! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Someone is coming out in an hour to euthanize my cat. Im sad as fuck. |
| Aressar 08/05/22 3:36:41 PM #4 | Poor kitty. It's heartbreaking how she looks in the pic. When they stop eating/drinking, you know it'll be over in mere days. And having her euthanized is really the most sympathetic thing you can do at this point. She's lucky to have had a human who sincerely cared for her. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | 1 isn't a prime number? |
| Aressar 08/05/22 11:05:35 AM #23 | toreysback posted... is .9999999~ (repeating indefinitely) a prime number? Tyranthraxus posted... No because 1 isn't a prime number. Obviously 1 has nothing to do with it because everyone knows that .999~ < 1 --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I like my women like I like my women food stores |
| Aressar 08/05/22 8:16:37 AM #6 | Pretty looks, little substance? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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