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| Topic | Has anyone made music using porn sounds yet? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/20/18 10:23:28 PM #5 | Someone posted a version of Gourmet Race made entirely of orgasm sounds from porno once I've literally been searching for it again for years but still can't find it. --- |
| Topic | Trump tweets: we need background checks on guns |
| AlecSkorpio 02/20/18 10:00:01 PM #23 | Meh, I'll believe it when I see it. Might sound like a conspiracy nut here, but I wouldn't be surprised if Trump would say this just to drive up gun sales since they have been so pathetic since he's been in office. --- |
| Topic | I saw the meme where forrest whittaker doesnt have forrest whittake eye anymore. |
| AlecSkorpio 02/20/18 5:48:38 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Cashier Pops Her Tit Out As A Power Move While Berating Customer |
| AlecSkorpio 02/20/18 5:42:46 PM #143 | Based on my time in retail, I'd bet that the customer was being super shitty before the video started rolling. On the flip side, they should have just killed her with kidness so they're both crazy. --- |
| Topic | Cashier Pops Her Tit Out As A Power Move While Berating Customer |
| AlecSkorpio 02/20/18 7:27:20 AM #13 | If I can find it, anyone should be able to find it... Anyways, funny video. Cashier reminds me of girl I have crush on at my work. So this video greatly pleases me. --- |
| Topic | I knew a Chad when I was in high school. |
| AlecSkorpio 02/19/18 6:53:54 PM #2 | Did he also die from auto erotic asphyxiation? --- |
| Topic | People who compare cars to guns |
| AlecSkorpio 02/19/18 6:52:49 PM #6 | byrone posted... Do you think gun owners should be required to train and take a test to get the required license to own a gun? I'm not against it. But if I feel like if we need to be licensed to carry weapons a lot of the restrictions already in place need to be removed --- |
| Topic | Is Metal Gear Rising Revengeance canon? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/19/18 12:05:09 PM #6 | DevsBro posted... AlecSkorpio posted...Like most of MGS, it's canon until it's not. Kojima has retconned so much shit in the MGS lore not just games. PO is like the example of that in game form. The game was meant to be canon, and by his own admission it still is except for the stuff he contradicted :/ --- |
| Topic | Crash trilogy may be coming to Switch |
| AlecSkorpio 02/19/18 9:17:47 AM #4 | |
| Topic | YouTube working to take down tide pod challenge vids |
| AlecSkorpio 02/19/18 9:13:38 AM #28 | Back when I was in school, the trend was street racing our shitty beaters after watching Fast and the Furious. Glad to see society only got dumber and lamer. --- |
| Topic | Is Metal Gear Rising Revengeance canon? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/19/18 9:11:10 AM #4 | Like most of MGS, it's canon until it's not. --- |
| Topic | _____ _____ McDonalds cut cheeseburgers and Chocolate Milk from Happy Meal menu. |
| AlecSkorpio 02/19/18 9:00:17 AM #28 | |
| Topic | Well, they're further burying Marvel vs Capcom Infinite I guess... |
| AlecSkorpio 02/19/18 8:59:18 AM #3 | Eww aren't all of those shitty mobile games outside of the Lego one? --- |
| Topic | Super Smash Bros. is an OFFENSIVE game title! |
| AlecSkorpio 02/18/18 3:02:51 PM #4 | When it first came out, there was only one sister though. --- |
| Topic | Not porting Smash 4 to Switch is a mistake. |
| AlecSkorpio 02/18/18 2:58:29 PM #9 | They're not going to reveal it until they have their online shit figured out. I'd almost guarantee that's going to be the launch title with the paid online update. --- |
| Topic | Downloading Metal Gear Survive Beta! |
| AlecSkorpio 02/18/18 2:57:19 PM #16 | I just played with a dude like an hour ago who had a real emotional response to the game. Like every 5 seconds, he would just ask how to do something super basic, be told how, then just go "this is so bad" over and over and over at the end of the match, he just went like "omg, I was supposed to craft? This is crafting zombie survival game!? Like we needed another one of these! OMG this is so bad!" then it sounded like he was sobbing until we were sent back to the main menu. It was some of the funniest stuff ever, I really hope he was a youtuber recording it. --- |
| Topic | Is it me or do fortune cookies just not have fortunes anymore? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/18/18 7:19:27 AM #4 | My friend got one ten years ago that said "Oops, wrong cookie" --- |
| Topic | We should replace all instances of the word 'drunk' with 'crunk' |
| AlecSkorpio 02/18/18 7:11:41 AM #5 | Crunk is when you're crazy (or high) and drunk though --- |
| Topic | Can 5'3 guys become bodybuilders? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/18/18 7:06:45 AM #8 | Yes I don't know how short he was, but a guy I went to high school with who was pretty short (Maybe 5'5''?) is a body builder now. https://www.instagram.com/p/nTMZiqIx-9/?taken-by=joeloveslift Last time I saw him before he moved out to Cali he was dating a model so the whole "I'm short" thing doesn't really stick with me. --- |
| Topic | Do you care about the Billy Mitchell Donkey Kong controversy? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 11:45:29 PM #23 | I legit remember the first time I read about Billy Mitchell was in some article in Tips and Tricks about how he went to Japan to promote some Pac Man Pizza at Pizza Hut or something. I was probably only 8 or 9 but even then I thought he seemed like a tool just based on his pictures. --- |
| Topic | Do you care about the Billy Mitchell Donkey Kong controversy? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 11:02:48 PM #9 | Remember when Billy Mitchell sued Cartoon Network/Regular Show for making fun of him? Dude is a mega tool. Like I could really care less about arcade high scores (apparently that shits serious business?) but Billy Mitchell just seems like such a douche that I almost do care now. --- |
| Topic | So the Game Grumps are playing Majora's Mask |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 5:41:17 PM #10 | Arin is like the worst person ever at time management, isn't he? --- |
| Topic | Did you think Scorpina was hot when u were a kid? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 5:39:21 PM #31 | yusiko posted... devatox was played by two different actresses *shrug* I was pretty much out of Power Rangers by then I just remember boobs. --- |
| Topic | Did you think Scorpina was hot when u were a kid? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 5:37:34 PM #29 | |
| Topic | Guy gets emotional watching How It Should Have Ended The Last Jedi video |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 5:26:24 PM #4 | I'll be honest, while The Last Jedi had a *lot* of problems, almost all of the things he thinks are great would have been even fucking worse. --- |
| Topic | This is Kevin from The Office's wife irl |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 10:46:42 AM #6 | Yeah I saw that on imgur yesterday. He got a hot wife. Hope he got wined and dined and 69'd tbqh --- |
| Topic | Downloading Metal Gear Survive Beta! |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 10:45:59 AM #14 | I mean, it's really kind of getting to me the more I think about it. I feel like having to barricade an African embassy or palace from an encroaching group of rebels or rioters would be a lot cooler than these weird zombies. It isn't even like the gameplay would be that different, you'd still have a mass amount of enemies with melee weapons, then you'd have a few who have ranged capabilities and then also a few bomber types. But I guess that'd make people feel too uncomfortable? Or even the flip side, you're working for the insurgency and need to help them penetrate the compound. Something like that would represent that Big Boss Mercenary style and MGS as a whole more than what we've got, even if Phantom Pain was super ridiculous with it's tech and such. --- |
| Topic | AMA request: someone who has been cucked before |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 10:31:34 AM #7 | |
| Topic | Why wasn't there a Termina version of Ganondorf? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 9:59:38 AM #14 | Doe posted... isn't there no Termina version of Link himself? inb4Kafei --- |
| Topic | Gonna get demonitized on YouTube on the 20th since I don't have 1K subs. |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 9:58:28 AM #13 | Error can't ask you to subscribe because that would be advertising. The cons of being a lead mod :( --- |
| Topic | Lol, CNN made a typo on Trump. Totally funny!! Lololol |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 9:57:05 AM #7 | frozenshock posted... What does a football player have to do with linton, ush and bama? The fuck you talking about? Bama is all about them footballs Roll tide! --- |
| Topic | Why are there Snowtroopers on Crait if the planet is made of Salt? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 9:54:05 AM #21 | Kitt posted... AlisLandale posted...Its called the salt planet because of how fanboys were going to react when I'm not gonna lie, when the "salt?" line came up in the film I immediately was like "this is going to be used on the people who complain about this film." I'm actually surprised I haven't seen it more tbqh --- |
| Topic | Why wasn't there a Termina version of Ganondorf? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 9:51:57 AM #9 | Design wise they probably just thought he was too "big" to have a mirror. Same reason there isn't a Zelda mirror. Storyline wise (lol) it's probably something to do with the Ganondorf-Zelda-Link spirits being intrinsically tied to Hyrule and the Triforce. --- |
| Topic | Downloading Metal Gear Survive Beta! |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 9:40:27 AM #10 | Just finished my first match. The game is actually fun, but the whole time I was thinking "Couldn't this have just been Diamond Dogs/Outer Heaven/Big Boss mercenaries doing those contract ops?" Like, I think it'd be *more* fun if it wasn't Zombies and such and you were just literally protecting assets or people from insurgents/rebels/tyrants/whatever. --- |
| Topic | The worst Nintendo-made 2D Mario platformer will always be Super Mario Land |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 8:08:30 AM #27 | The first time I actually played Super Mario Land I thought it was a chinese knock off. The physics are weird, it messes up a lot of iconic Mario stuff (Can Can music replacing the Star Theme, hearts for 1-ups, Fireballs acting like super balls, the weird sphynxs in the first level) Like it literally felt like a different game that just had Mario slapped on or something. --- |
| Topic | Why are there Snowtroopers on Crait if the planet is made of Salt? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/17/18 7:45:43 AM #16 | dirtycommunist posted... Were there actually any troopers on Crait? I don't remember seeing any. It was just the walkers, unless my memory sucks. I remember there were a bunch of set photos of Snow Troopers in magazines before release. On top of all the merchandise and stuff. But yeah, I don't remember actually seeing Snow Troopers in the film. So I'm kind of thinking they realized the fuck up, took out whatever scenes really showed them off, but it was too late for the merchandising? Or they were literally *just* shown in pre release pics to merchandise the toys. --- |
| Topic | Subway footlong sub or Burger King? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/16/18 10:33:39 AM #6 | If you load up the sub with veggies you're probably getting more food. --- |
| Topic | Florida shooting was a false flag. Liberals staged shooting. |
| AlecSkorpio 02/16/18 8:25:24 AM #3 | He literally says every mass shooting is a false flag. --- |
| Topic | Florida congressman was just on NPR blaming shooting on video games and movies. |
| AlecSkorpio 02/16/18 8:24:42 AM #8 | If what I read was true, it sounded like the dudes mother had just died and it was a major factor in him snapping. --- |
| Topic | Let's settle this: which of these shows is the best sitcom of all time? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 9:45:05 PM #50 | |
| Topic | Why is the singer of Korn worth $50M and System of A Down singer only $20M? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 9:43:07 PM #11 | I remember seeing way more Korn merch in high school tbqh --- |
| Topic | When you hear "Africa", what comes to mind first? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 9:38:19 PM #39 | |
| Topic | Let's settle this: which of these shows is the best sitcom of all time? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 9:36:02 PM #45 | |
| Topic | AR15s are a problem |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 9:08:56 PM #120 | I'd argue even many shotguns are easier to aim and conceal than an AR15 honestly. --- |
| Topic | ''The defective Simpson gene is on the Y-chromosome, so only men are affected.'' |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 8:53:40 PM #27 | IIRC the theory is that there are 3 or 4 timelines Alternatively, Homer messing with the time travel toaster creates the inconsistencies. --- |
| Topic | Can you imagine how much of a shitshow putting vets in the school would be, tho? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 8:31:57 PM #16 | Pepys Monster posted... Not every veteran is John Rambo, but most of these guys who do shootings would be fodder to the average veteran. Eh, I dunno about if shooting a kid with a gun would really be that easy even for a veteran though. Like that's some really traumatic shit for a person that could have already been through a lot of trauma. --- |
| Topic | Can you imagine how much of a shitshow putting vets in the school would be, tho? |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 8:01:59 PM #8 | I know a ton of vets I wouldn't want anywhere near kids tbqh. But I mean, like, they'd obviously have a screening or process for this type of thing. Right? --- |
| Topic | Wtf... my old co-workers from Best Buy from 9 years ago are STILL HERE.... |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 7:33:52 PM #18 | There's a few dudes still working at the grocery store I worked between the ages of 18-22 I offered to get one of them a job at my new place making 4 more dollars an hour and he turned me down because he likes only being 5 minutes away from work :/ --- |
| Topic | AR15s are a problem |
| AlecSkorpio 02/15/18 7:31:03 PM #109 | Sativa_Rose posted... I was with him until he brought up video games that give you points for raping and killing people (apparently those exist?) Hey, I never heard that hooker consent in GTA --- |
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