Lurker > 008Zulu

Raisins are buttnuggets from the Devil's own butt.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Bethesda using the same old engine contradicts their early statements about them "waiting for the tech to catch up" before putting work into TESVI.

Bethesda also said no Pay-to-Win in 76 too.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Why are people thinking the "ok" hand gesture is racist, because racists use it? Racists also breathe, I guess breathing is now racist too.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Is the disability pension for war vets really enough to buy a boat with?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Smashingpmkns posted...

Is Apple making iPhones in America with American parts yet or what

lol.

Trump doesn't understand basic English, so of course he counts this as a win.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Are they using the same old crappy engine that makes games look like they are 10 years older, and 5 times less stable?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Fam_Fam posted...

itachi15243 posted...

bknight posted...

As long as they make Tifa a reasonable B cup, perfect for her body size and hand to hand fighting type, not some object with DDs to leer at.

Considering that some real mma fighters have big boobs I don't see the issue

can any real mma fighters summon dragons?

Breast size has no direct impact on your ability to summon dragons.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Drinking bleach won't kill you, right away. It will make you feel like someone poured acid in to your stomach, then you will vomit it back up again. What bleach you did absorb, will collect in your liver, and destroy it. This is what will kill you.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Yes, but only if she looks older than 18.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

LightningAce11 posted...

Many people on this website are over 30 and act like this guy do, though they're just conservative.

How many of them still live at home with their mothers?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Darmik posted...

Epic, EA and Activision must be sweating right now.

Seriously? A hundred grand cash "donation" to the right people, and the problem will go away.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

mooreandrew58 posted...

fallout 4 kinda did it.

I was pretty disappointed with Fallout 4 in this regard. Codsworth called me by my name, but everyone else called me "Blue" or "General". Makes you wonder why Bethesda went to that effort in the first place.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

When I was a kid (fuck I'm old), you were uncool and bullied if you had one of the lame Transformers, or you were a boy who had the Blue Voltron Lion. Or if you had the Vehicle Voltron.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

May not be fear in this dojo, but sure are a lot of scrubs.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I enjoy them for the laugh that they are, but I have never been terrified or scared.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Sucked in to the 37 year old sexist.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

sabin017 posted...

Doesn't it have hundreds of dollars worth of DLC?

That is all the Sims games.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

008Zulu posted...

Considering there are a fair few movies that show people coping with depression by overeating, even for comedic value. He could have kept his message generic, thanking Hollywood in general, but by name checking Thor, it does look like he is comparing himself.

I really hope I am misunderstanding you

Are you offended that a real person is comparing themselves to a fictional character?

From the literally dozens of characters shown in movies depicting eating disorders, he chose the one God-like figure.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I loved flying around in the Harrier Jet. I loved having a Harrier Jet in every garage of every property I own. I loved sitting in the casinos, playing cards, winning millions.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Considering there are a fair few movies that show people coping with depression by overeating, even for comedic value. He could have kept his message generic, thanking Hollywood in general, but by name checking Thor, it does look like he is comparing himself.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

BilalPowell posted...

He's a sultan not a king.

He is the Sultan of Swing.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Smashingpmkns posted...

Just a few steps away from letting them break peoples legs

I actually prefer to deal with loan sharks than banks. Sure the sharks might break your fingers, but they won't take your home away from you.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

"I'd offer to open that for you, but ever since they switched to child-proof bags, I haven't been able to open them."
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Ask Antman to take a picture of me with Hulk.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Say to him; "If you would like to spend time with me, how about a wholesome activity instead? We could go outside, throw the ball around, talk about how the Jets are doing."
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Emails can be autodirected to the spam folder. Some phones have the option to block texts and phone calls. Social media generally requires you to accept an invite of some sort before you can communicate with a person, that's wholly reliant on people using their real names in the registration process in the first place, that the parent company won't hand over without a warrant.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Two seconds, keep your hands above the wasteline.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.