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Modifier 05/10/19 5:04:09 AM #24:	BettyB0op08 posted... At least its not urine of humans and various animals. https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/fe46907b-d860-4a72-ae32-809a1da4c1eb And that's not even golden showers. Well, can't say what's worse, really. --- Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo. <cite>Modifier posted [p:921704917] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>BettyB0op08 posted...</cite> <quote>At least its not urine of humans and various animals. https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/fe46907b-d860-4a72-ae32-809a1da4c1eb</quote> And that's not even golden showers. Well, can't say what's worse, really.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 05/10/19 5:21:49 AM #25:	Lies, my right hand is in no way softer or less wrinkly thank my left hand, and it gets plenty of attention, if you know what I mean, I deed a lot and I'm right handed, if you get my drift, and I never use my left hand because it feels weird, if you can read between the lines. <cite>bknight posted [p:921705132] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>Lies, my right hand is in no way softer or less wrinkly thank my left hand, and it gets plenty of attention, if you know what I mean, I deed a lot and I'm right handed, if you get my drift, and I never use my left hand because it feels weird, if you can read between the lines.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 05/10/19 5:28:41 AM #26:	My lady is very youthful looking. --- It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:921705211] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>My lady is very youthful looking.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiqiudusSnake 05/10/19 5:45:19 AM #27:	I would tag somebody, but im dont think it will end well for me. --- The Night King would wreck Sauron, just sayin If we are but brief cracks of light between two infinite darknesses, why do anything but flicker and extinguish? <cite>LiqiudusSnake posted [p:921705446] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>I would tag somebody, but im dont think it will end well for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 05/10/19 5:56:17 AM #28:	I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:921705601] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 05/10/19 5:58:50 AM #29:	008Zulu posted... I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. I guess if you use two hands and get two dogs going at a time, while two more humped your legs your could milk them all in a day or so. <cite>bknight posted [p:921705647] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam.</quote> I guess if you use two hands and get two dogs going at a time, while two more humped your legs your could milk them all in a day or so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 05/10/19 6:07:45 AM #30:	Zurkon posted... Jizz doesnt do much for your skin, unfortunately, and its not a good replacement for actual skincare products. you should give it a shot --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:921705763] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote>Jizz doesnt do much for your skin, unfortunately, and its not a good replacement for actual skincare products.</quote> you should give it a shot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 05/10/19 4:19:05 PM #32:	People already forgetting the joke study that was published about this in the 90s? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:921726289] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>People already forgetting the joke study that was published about this in the 90s?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 05/10/19 6:15:56 PM #33:	@Zurkon posted... Parappa09 posted... you should give it a shot Is that an offer? ;) mate youll be covered --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:921730891] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>@Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote>you should give it a shot</quote> Is that an offer?</quote> ;) mate youll be covered </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Archangel1Snake 05/11/19 10:01:31 AM #36:	LiqiudusSnake posted... I would tag somebody, but im dont think it will end well for me. Facials https://imgur.com/gallery/h2rgb5x --- Shake it http://imgur.com/gallery/ucod8DF Believe https://imgur.com/gallery/EcENFar <cite>Archangel1Snake posted [p:921753759] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>LiqiudusSnake posted...</cite> <quote>I would tag somebody, but im dont think it will end well for me.</quote> Facials https://imgur.com/gallery/h2rgb5x</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/11/19 10:44:54 AM #37:	Considering how poorly most pornstars age I doubt this --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:921754850] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>Considering how poorly most pornstars age I doubt this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Swifty123 05/11/19 6:08:34 PM #38:	Archangel1Snake posted... LiqiudusSnake posted... I would tag somebody, but im dont think it will end well for me. Facials https://imgur.com/gallery/h2rgb5x --- Beast mode <cite>Swifty123 posted [p:921768973] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>Archangel1Snake posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LiqiudusSnake posted...</cite> <quote>I would tag somebody, but im dont think it will end well for me.</quote> Facials https://imgur.com/gallery/h2rgb5x</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 05/11/19 6:37:53 PM #39:	Giving new meaning to "facial" --- https://imgtc.com/i/uBYqPMK.gif https://imgtc.com/i/UAGNJFv.gif https://imgtc.com/i/cBTnWgf.png https://imgtc.com/i/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:921769900] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>Giving new meaning to "facial"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendarylemur 05/14/19 5:06:54 PM #42:	... Also this reminds me of that sperm injection story --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://i.imgtc.com/7dRrfE1.jpg <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:921892633] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>... Also this reminds me of that sperm injection story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 05/14/19 5:09:00 PM #43:	Baby Batter fills the cracks like bondo. --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:921892723] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>Baby Batter fills the cracks like bondo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JamesVanDerBeek 05/14/19 5:15:10 PM #44:	I use mine for that. I am almost 40 and people say I look like my early 20s. --- https://i.imgtc.com/q92yo6F.gif <cite>JamesVanDerBeek posted [p:921892984] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>I use mine for that. I am almost 40 and people say I look like my early 20s.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 05/14/19 8:22:59 PM #45:	008Zulu posted... I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. People will be able to tell the difference easily. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMvoLOMki0w https://twitter.com/thermitegf/status/1054050102296236032 <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:921900496] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam.</quote> People will be able to tell the difference easily.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JamesVanDerBeek 05/14/19 8:33:52 PM #46:	008Zulu posted... I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. I Can't Believe it's Knot Butter. --- https://i.imgtc.com/q92yo6F.gif <cite>JamesVanDerBeek posted [p:921900956] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam.</quote> I Can't Believe it's Knot Butter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 05/14/19 8:46:20 PM #47:	HashtagTartarus posted... 008Zulu posted... I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. People will be able to tell the difference easily. If they are dumb enough to think a jizz facial will solve their problems, then they won't know the difference. JamesVanDerBeek posted... 008Zulu posted... I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. I Can't Believe it's Knot Butter. Want a job as my head of marketing? --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:921901512] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>HashtagTartarus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam.</quote> People will be able to tell the difference easily.</quote> If they are dumb enough to think a jizz facial will solve their problems, then they won't know the difference. <cite>JamesVanDerBeek posted...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam.</quote> I Can't Believe it's Knot Butter.</quote> Want a job as my head of marketing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 05/14/19 8:47:42 PM #48:	Gordon Ramsay looks good despite his wrinkles, I think I can manage fine without it. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:921901600] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>Gordon Ramsay looks good despite his wrinkles, I think I can manage fine without it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JamesVanDerBeek 05/14/19 8:49:19 PM #49:	008Zulu posted... Want a job as my head of marketing? Sure. --- https://i.imgtc.com/q92yo6F.gif <cite>JamesVanDerBeek posted [p:921901690] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>Want a job as my head of marketing?</quote> Sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Behaviorism 05/14/19 9:05:07 PM #50:	Coastal_elite posted... Modifier posted... Coastal_elite posted... I read an article on a UK chick that'd visit a friend (no benefits) of her every morning. He'd go to the restroom, deed and give her a cup with his sperm for her facial. WTF?! LOL The WTF part is he doing that with no benefits. yeah I'd be like "at least give me a hand from time to time"? They're doing something very personal (literally giving her his baby batter) and she is doing something that implies she is not grossed out by it/him (putting that stuff all over her face). She might as well give him a little help sometimes, or at least not demand he locks himself in the restroom to do it And that's why folks shouldn't be excited by articles like this. Women aren't going to hsbe guys lining up to do it to their face in person. They will have them mailing it in or going to a closet to put it in a cup or something like that. It won't be a sex free for all --- Sarah Logan got screwed at Wrestlemania 35. I'm rooting for her <3 <cite>Behaviorism posted [p:921902584] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote><cite>Coastal_elite posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Modifier posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Coastal_elite posted...</cite> <quote>I read an article on a UK chick that'd visit a friend (no benefits) of her every morning. He'd go to the restroom, deed and give her a cup with his sperm for her facial. WTF?! LOL</quote> The WTF part is he doing that with no benefits.</quote> yeah I'd be like "at least give me a hand from time to time"? They're doing something very personal (literally giving her his baby batter) and she is doing something that implies she is not grossed out by it/him (putting that stuff all over her face). She might as well give him a little help sometimes, or at least not demand he locks himself in the restroom to do it</quote> And that's why folks shouldn't be excited by articles like this. Women aren't going to hsbe guys lining up to do it to their face in person. They will have them mailing it in or going to a closet to put it in a cup or something like that. It won't be a sex free for all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 05/14/19 9:05:33 PM #51:	brb gonna go tell the girlfriend i'm giving her a facial tonight --- Currently playing: Final Fantasy III (snes), Resident Evil (xbone) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:921902608] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>brb gonna go tell the girlfriend i'm giving her a facial tonight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 05/16/19 3:05:11 AM #53:	This will be my new pickup line. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:921961536] in Sperm faci... [t:77701000]...</cite> <quote>This will be my new pickup line.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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