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ProbablyaCat
05/09/19 10:21:19 PM
#42:


Squeeze the bag until it pops and all the chips spill out onto the ground. Smile and walk away
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008Zulu
05/09/19 10:45:23 PM
#43:


"I'd offer to open that for you, but ever since they switched to child-proof bags, I haven't been able to open them."
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Mistere Man
05/09/19 10:55:13 PM
#44:


Something along the lines of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_JqEwdAHCY" data-time="

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yutterh
05/09/19 10:59:00 PM
#45:


HiddenLurker posted...
Turbam posted...
"Yeah sure"
Then I'd open the bag and walk away


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Stagmar
05/10/19 1:03:05 AM
#46:


Ask her why youre repeating topics.
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UnfairRepresent
05/10/19 2:08:22 PM
#47:


ProbablyaCat posted...
Squeeze the bag until it pops and all the chips spill out onto the ground. Smile and walk away

jeez
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ProbablyaCat
05/10/19 6:46:37 PM
#48:


UnfairRepresent posted...
ProbablyaCat posted...
Squeeze the bag until it pops and all the chips spill out onto the ground. Smile and walk away

jeez


Sorry my little brother posted that, I would never do such a thing
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Strider102
05/10/19 6:51:40 PM
#49:


I would kindly agree to assist her and proceed to open the bag.

However it would be from the bottom and I watch the chips fall to the ground in super slow motion as a diabolical smile slowly forms upon my lips.

I then put the bag on her head and walk away like a boss.
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Offworlder1
05/10/19 7:09:27 PM
#50:


Leave her to her own problem, not my concern and if she is that weak perhaps she really needs to strengthen her muscles.
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nevershine
05/10/19 7:13:12 PM
#51:


Step 1: cut a hole in the bag

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