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| Topic | Piers Morgan puts Israeli spokesperson on the spot. |
| pinky0926 05/08/24 9:49:11 AM #2 | Don't make me watch piers Morgan and agree with him. Don't do that.
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| Topic | RFK Jr says doctor found a dead worm in his brain. |
| pinky0926 05/08/24 8:43:26 AM #4 | Did you take a photo on your phone of a newspaper, instead of just posting a website? lol
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| Topic | It seems like Nintendo does a successful system than a less successful system. |
| pinky0926 05/08/24 7:16:44 AM #34 | Tech nerds so often don't seem to understand that the vast majority of the market does not give a crap about whether X spec is 4% better on one device over another.
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| Topic | Is Conan the funniest man of all time? |
| pinky0926 05/08/24 5:33:50 AM #8 | ssjevot posted...
He is extremely consistent in quality. He also hasn't turned into an old man who bitches about his problems with modern society. Underrated attribute. Looking at every other ageing comedian, they seem to just become increasingly detached and bitter with the world. Somehow conans never been like that. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Is Conan the funniest man of all time? |
| pinky0926 05/08/24 5:33:09 AM #7 | Dakimakura posted...
What about Norm In some respects yes. But Norm seems like a guy who is funny mainly in one scenario and that's off-the-cuff conversation. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Is Conan the funniest man of all time? |
| pinky0926 05/08/24 5:11:45 AM #1 | I can think of comedians who are/were better at one particular thing, but I don't know if I can think of any single person who has so effortlessly and successfully entered into every realm of comedy
Like he was a writer for the simpsons in the golden age. He was one of the greatest late night hosts of all time. He's the funniest person on any podcast or any interview. He is the perfect straight-man to people like Bill Burr. His travel mockumentary is brilliant. His Hot Ones interview was easily the best. You get the sense that conan could be in the middle of the desert with no script and he'd somehow make that the funniest irreverent thing ever. He does all this and yet it never feels like he's punching down or dunking on anyone except himself. Man can't even pick a P.A or a producer without turning it into a long running bit and making them inadvertent comedy stars. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Gymbro goes to the beach to get people to rate his physique. |
| pinky0926 05/08/24 4:48:36 AM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3QeWlV4mq8
Too cringe, didn't watch: nobody has any idea of what it looks like when a person works out but doesn't take steroids or doctor their photos for instagram, lol --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | 12 GOP Senators issue threat to ICC if they place arrest warrant on Netanyahu |
| pinky0926 05/08/24 4:18:00 AM #18 | Shittiness aside, all I read is that their threat includes sanctions banning them from entering the states. Am I missing the implied death threat or something?
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| Topic | Isekai anime got a bad rep but Frieren is somewhat different |
| pinky0926 05/07/24 5:32:28 PM #17 | So many Isekai shows get so embroiled in the in-universe dynamics that the plot completely forgets its a videogame world and the protagonist used to be someone else in the real world.
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| Topic | I have $56000 in Credit Card debt and about $69000 in 401K savings |
| pinky0926 05/07/24 12:35:50 PM #3 | Have you calculated the interest you'd pay if you made a repayment plan and paid it off over time? Knowing how much extra you'd fork out and comparing that to whatever you might earn in savings interest should help.
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| Topic | Harry & Meghan or William & Kate |
| pinky0926 05/07/24 6:07:05 AM #10 | Enclave posted...
I choose Who & Cares --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | How will they even fit the rest of FF7 into one more game |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 6:23:12 PM #21 | Maybe the final game will actually be appropriately paced.
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| Topic | Is FFVII remake even an RPG? |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 3:13:26 PM #27 | --Zero- posted...
Im sorry man I hadnt realized. Alright I wont bother you anymore about the small stuff. No reason you would have known, and also not on you to pick up the crap. <3 --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Is FFVII remake even an RPG? |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 11:47:43 AM #21 | --Zero- posted...
Time frame like a month I guess lol. Tired of your shit, pinky. Go back to making topics about going to partys and living the good life. That tracks. Last month my girlfriend tried to kill herself, my alcoholism got out of control and my car broke down irreparably. Things are getting better though. I'll be back to regular old nonsense in next month's installment, if we still have a board by then. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Is FFVII remake even an RPG? |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 11:39:28 AM #18 | --Zero- posted...
Whats up with TC only making bad faith topics lately? Dude is always complaining or shitting on something. What's your timeframe here, because I've been using CE as a ranting blog for at least a decade Also to be clear there's nothing bad faith here, I really am this unpleasant --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Is FFVII remake even an RPG? |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 10:22:34 AM #1 |
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| Topic | Would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or bear? |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 6:41:15 AM #8 | What kind of bear?
Black bear - I choose the bear. Anything else - I choose the man. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | People on Twitter have a big issue with Caitlin Clark being televised but not |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 6:21:04 AM #138 | Every time this topic comes up I can hear Bill Burr screaming in my ear, lol
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| Topic | Why does star wars suck? |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 6:15:09 AM #36 | The people who made stars wars out of passion left the project decades ago
The entire vehicle is run by a corporation hellbent on selling you merchandise That's literally all there is to it --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Playstation walking back on their Helldivers 2 bullshittery. |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 6:14:16 AM #36 | Imagine if people could mobilise for a cause as hard as gamers do for some slight corporate bullshittery in a videogame
The world would be a utopia --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | i listened to my first TOOL song today. Schism |
| pinky0926 05/06/24 5:43:22 AM #3 | When you're listening to Tool, just remember that they're not like other bands. Their music is incredibly artistic, almost to the point where you have to be paying complete attention to them to even remotely understand them. I remember listening to a song on Lateralus (though I can't remember what it was), where I thought a song was absolute bollocks during the listen. Then, I closed my eyes for a second, and all of a sudden the song had an entirely new meaning. It was insane the way Tool could just become something so different when you take a look into the music.
Another thing you should note about Tool is that it's easy to get a headache listening to them. Not because they're a bad band, but because of how many ideas their music is riddled with and how complex they are. Soon enough your head will fill to the brim and the rest will just sound like noise to you. Just turn it off and give it a listen the next day. If you don't like the music, you'll definitely at least enjoy reading through the lyrics, and picking apart the song itself and all of the artistic values that go into making it the complexity that it is. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Maybe the whole world just needs a few airport beers |
| pinky0926 05/04/24 6:07:19 PM #12 | pretzelcoatl posted...
You forgot to mention an ice cold shower beer for some reason. That's an excellent beer --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Maybe the whole world just needs a few airport beers |
| pinky0926 05/04/24 10:13:00 AM #7 | Airport beers are a top tier beer. Right up there with first beer after a long construction shift in the sun, first beer at the hotel after arriving on holiday, sunday session on a sunny day. Amazing.
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| Topic | Would you go to a 'all phones are banned' nightclub or bar? |
| pinky0926 05/04/24 4:15:30 AM #2 | I've been and it's great
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| Topic | Watching beverley hills cop. Man eddie murphy was funny back then. |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 3:56:50 PM #1 | What happened
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| Topic | For PC gamers and enthusiasts, what's your monitor size? |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 12:33:38 PM #46 | 32 at 1440p
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| Topic | Some businesses considering move to six-day work week |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 11:05:31 AM #23 | Meanwhile in Scotland we are testing out national 4 day work weeks, lol
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| Topic | Wow, WTF happened to The Onion |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 9:21:57 AM #4 | Hayame_Zero posted...
My headcanon is that it's trying to mock TikTok news and AI algorithms because that was too much of a bizarre mess to be unintentional from them. Sadly, that is every video on the channel now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF6ieC_XkG0 --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Wow, WTF happened to The Onion |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 9:15:07 AM #1 | This is what their content is like now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FPpwIzEaiM& Were they bought out, lose their budget? This is like comedy written between a zoomer and chatgpt. Or maybe reality just got too ridiculous for them to be relevant anymore --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 8:13:59 AM #34 | Revelation34 posted...
The act of going on a date is physical by definition. The guy wants her to go to his hotel room and watch in person. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 8:10:25 AM #32 | Revelation34 posted...
This isn't an escort. Escorts go on dates with the person and is physical. I don't really see what you're getting at other than being incredibly pedantic. If someone offers you money in return to satisfy a sexual fantasy, you'd be considered an escort under most definitions, even legal ones. Escorts often don't do anything physical at all, for that matter. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | UK NHS bans trans women from women's wards in hospitals. |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 8:07:02 AM #20 | Sadly Rowling and co have convinced a considerable amount of people that trans people are just men dressing up as women for the primary purpose of raping people. It's a fucking wild timeline we live in.
Even taking aside the sheer transphobia of it, the hilarity of worrying about your sexual dignity in hospital seems so removed from what hospitals are actually like. You're butt naked a lot of the time, nurses of any gender are examing and wiping your bits, you're soiling yourself, you're pissing your pants, you're struggling to so much as walk without someone helping you... but yes let's focus on the big issues, facepalm. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 8:05:42 AM #30 | Revelation34 posted...
Escorts typically have sex too. How are we defining sex? This guy probably gets way more out of someone watching him masturbate than just fucking someone. Sometimes people have kinks that have nothing to do with PIV intercourse. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 7:58:56 AM #26 | PMarth2002 posted...
Did she take the offer or turn it down? She didn't elaborate so I'm guessing she's seriously considering it but doesn't want people to know, lol --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 7:52:30 AM #23 | Revelation34 posted...
I don't care how much money they have. They are still idiots. If you sift through your spending, are you smart about everything? Like do you sometimes get a coffee from a bougie little coffee place instead of make your own, or sometimes buy a game you probably aren't going to play? For some levels of wealth, that is literally what it would feel like to get an escort. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Remember when Elon said we'd have fully autonomous cars by 2019 |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 5:27:31 AM #7 | GranAures posted...
Was this the child that now has nothing to do with him? Not elon musk, on of his fanboys. Yeah, that's how elon musk brain melt works. Endangering your children to win Internet arguments. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 5:20:53 AM #16 | Revelation34 posted...
Nah it's more because guys like they are idiots. Same reason why anybody who subscribes to a non nude OF is a moron. I don't think it's that tbh. I mean yes, it's objectively not a sound investment, if your criteria is "what kind of sex you can get for 1k". But I think if you are fuck-off wealthy then stuff like this is just a kind of power play. It's a trifling amount of money to you and you have a specific kink, so you have the power to get hot women involved to indulge it. Like that tech tycoon who pays for women to dance in his estate or whatever. Or maybe he is just an idiot. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 5:18:21 AM #14 | are you ok bro
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| Topic | Michelle Yeoh can kick Jackie Chan's butt |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 5:15:49 AM #3 | I was about to say something and then I remembered the new rules
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| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 4:56:13 AM #12 | It makes me wonder, what do the instagram thots get offered?
Like this girl I know is really super hot, but she's not super famous or anything. She doesn't have 3 million followers on instagram. I wanna know what like, sunnyray or whoever gets offered for money. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Remember when Elon said we'd have fully autonomous cars by 2019 |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 4:53:08 AM #3 | Remember when that tech bro put his literal flesh and blood child in front of his moving tesla to prove that the system works?
"Hey sweetie, so daddy hedged all of his investments into tesla stock and now I need you to stand in front of my 4000lb truck while it drives at you at 40mph so that I can show the internet that beta testing is going really well and they're all idiots" --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Remember when Elon said we'd have fully autonomous cars by 2019 |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 4:45:42 AM #1 | Like you could go to sleep in your car and it would drive you across the country? lol
And no, red tape is not the problem. Tesla cars will try to run people over if you let them drive for more than like, 3 minutes --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 4:08:43 AM #5 | GuerrillaSoldier posted...
this is how you know it's a fake story Or that I don't want to divulge any details about the person involved in this, duh It's a real story. I saw the fetlife messages. This girl is like a 12/10 hot, so it's not surprising. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Hot women really lead a different life, huh |
| pinky0926 05/03/24 4:02:10 AM #1 | A friend of mine was just offered 1k to watch a man masturbate. Literally just that. He was very explicit about her not being physically involved at all.
This isn't news or anything but it got me thinking. If the tables were turned and women paid lots of money just for me to exist, I would be the world's biggest whore. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | I wonder who's going to drop the first good AI product. |
| pinky0926 05/02/24 7:05:09 PM #1 | Humane pin: garbage
Rabbit R1: garbage ChatGPT: I mean it was alright but somehow it's getting worse and it's still just a web app All these things are weird gadgets that are supposed to assist your life in some way but they are just shitty chatbots that kinda sorta get questions right if you ask them (but you still need to check to be sure). At some point, Google or Apple or Amazon is going to release some AI product that will actually do the thing that these products promise to do and make phones a thing of the past. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
| Topic | Playing FFVII remake, having never played the original |
| pinky0926 05/02/24 2:28:20 PM #5 | Hayame_Zero posted...
The reactor at the beginning? How have you been there for 7 hours? Nah I passed that. Currently in another reactor or giant plant or something after the train sequence --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg |
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