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TopicShould I watch that Fursona Mad Max movie?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 7:48:15 PM
#6
JuanCarlos1 posted...
Anyway I wouldn't say worse than, but just not as good as Fury Road.
uhm

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TopicI'm reading a real book for the first time in... a LONG time, and it sucks ass
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 7:46:52 PM
#1
It's been so long since I've read a physical book that when people tell me they "just prefer paper" to an ereader, I just nod and smile and respect their opinion.

Nope. I'm done respecting their opinion. They are WRONG. Physical books suck fucking ass. But due to poor planning on my part, I'm stuck with this miserable, massive, hardcover piece of shit that makes me not want to ever read again.

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TopicROG Ally X specs confirmed
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 7:20:31 PM
#20
fr tho my biggest problem w/ my Ally wasn't the abysmal battery life, it was just that it felt like cheap shit and Windows sucks ass as a handheld gaming OS even when it works as intended.

just get an OLED steam deck imo. the battery will still be better, the performance difference is hair splitting, and the OLED screen is sooooo much nicer than the extra 30hz. and you don't have to deal with windows.

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TopicROG Ally X specs confirmed
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 7:16:41 PM
#18
Great! Now it'll get 2 hours of battery life!

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TopicIs this guy intoxicated in court?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 7:15:04 PM
#2
He works a service industry job so yeah, probably.

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TopicYou've been intimate with someone in the last month
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 7:07:17 PM
#4
I gave my cat a little forehead kiss a bit ago if that counts.

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TopicDo you consider yourself funny?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 7:02:01 PM
#8
I'm hilarious in the same way that watching people hurt themselves is hilarious.

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TopicFuck yeah dudes!!!!! I just got some new records, a couple shirts and a tape.
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 6:45:19 PM
#7
coyot posted...
Do you have tinnitus? I was close to leaving loud music behind. Someone stole my AirPods(new ones are earplugs). So Im back to the old days.
Fun fact: you can listen to metal at safe volumes.

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Topicgod the phone is ringing so much today. gonna fucking haunt me
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 6:37:31 PM
#10
The guy who set up our internet and shit at my work like, insisted we have a phone. So we do. It's in the basement and the ringer is permanently muted, which makes me very glad.

What also makes me very glad is we can set up the whole phone menu tree online and it's INCREDIBLE.

You call my work, and it gives our hours and location right away with the option to leave a voice message first. Then it gets weird. One of our menu tree prompts is a plot summary of Gremlins. The other one lists all the original 151 Pokemon in order, but the character limit for each message is only 1000, so you have to press through like 3 or 4 more prompts to hear all the Pokemon, and it goads you if you decline. And then it summarizes the plot of Shaq Fu for SNES.

there is literally no way to actually talk to a person w/ how our phone is set up lol

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TopicLet me tell you what you have wrong
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 6:18:52 PM
#11
Xethuminra posted...
Imagine if a huge upright catman strolled in
How the fuck did I end up at the furry con?

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TopicIf you could use magic to do one mundane task, what would it be?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/31/24 6:11:55 PM
#8
Cleaning the litter box.

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TopicWould you take advantage of a mislabeled price to save $7?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/30/24 6:07:28 PM
#8
Are they at least the nice blue shop towels or something?

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TopicOfficial Deadpool and Wolverine popcorn bucket
Waxitron_Gazer
05/30/24 6:04:27 PM
#16
I would put money on the dimensions being the exact OD of a fleshlight.

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TopicAnyone switch from Android to iPhone?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/29/24 2:32:04 PM
#12
I moved from Android to iOS years ago and it was such a huge relief.

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Topicdevelopment on Cyberpunk 2077 is complete
Waxitron_Gazer
05/29/24 2:29:42 PM
#7
I thought I just read something that said they're still gonna add AMD FSR 3 eventually?

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TopicBiggest missed opportunity in gaming
Waxitron_Gazer
05/28/24 7:56:02 AM
#4
There's a pretty well built 3rd person mod if you're on PC.

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Topici feel motivated to do something but idk what
Waxitron_Gazer
05/27/24 8:26:13 AM
#2
consume

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TopicThe Last of Us... Good game or nah?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/26/24 7:21:56 PM
#16
Every single person who says "overrated" never played the game btw.

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TopicSongs where the name of the artist is in the song title?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/26/24 7:20:44 PM
#42
BlueBoy675 posted...
Stray Cat Strut - The Stray Cats
dang was gonna post this

also, great song

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TopicThe Last of Us... Good game or nah?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/26/24 7:13:44 PM
#10
Literally one of the best single player video games ever made.

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TopicWhat are you playing right now?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/26/24 7:08:13 PM
#48
Hades II, Halo 3: ODST, and Hellblade 2.

I only play games that begin with H.

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TopicChange a movie's plot by removing one letter from the title
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 8:02:18 PM
#132
Babie

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TopicWait, they got rid of the catcalling Goombas in the Paper Mario TTYD Remaster?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 7:58:22 PM
#2
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans


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TopicImagine this gaming setup with your 2 best friends
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 7:56:17 PM
#2
my what?

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TopicMy kitten is so goddamn photogenic.
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 7:47:59 PM
#22
dumb topic.

all cats are photogenic.

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TopicShould a no kill hero be Vegan ?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 7:46:54 PM
#6
Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
If you're going to go for a protagonist with a moralistic diet, go ahead and go with a level five vegan, refusing to eat anything that casts a shadow.
if the irish can live off potatoes so can a JRPG hero

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TopicIn the wake of modern remakes, I think we should update our terminology.
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 7:42:41 PM
#2
the other category is reboot, which the recent FFVII games are

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TopicShould a no kill hero be Vegan ?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 7:37:17 PM
#3
plenty of good protein options for vegans.

but tbh who fuckin cares

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Topicever had such a good burger that you wanna poop your pants and yell at strangers
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 7:35:25 PM
#5
damn, y'all need some better burgers i guess

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TopicGod is real. I met him.
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 7:31:22 PM
#5
how many benadryl did it take?

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Topicever had such a good burger that you wanna poop your pants and yell at strangers
Waxitron_Gazer
05/25/24 7:29:55 PM
#1
god damn i just had a burger THAT good.

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TopicIf you could have any car what car would you get?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/24/24 6:52:07 PM
#52
Probably like a honda or toyota hatchback if they exist idrk

it'd be nice to have the storage space and reliability

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Waxitron_Gazer
05/24/24 6:50:33 PM
#92
i love disappointment

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TopicI miss midnight releases for games.
Waxitron_Gazer
05/24/24 6:49:54 PM
#9
littlebro07 posted...
This video of the Halo 3 midnight launch always makes me so damn nostalgic for those days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkGtVJVYps

Last big one I went to was the first launch of GTAV, it was insane. Lines around both sides of the building (one for 360, one for PS3), people having mini pizza parties, etc.

I love the convenience of digital since you can preload the games before launch and be playing them right when they come out vs picking up the physical copy, driving home, and waiting 30+ minutes for it to install before you can even play. But the midnight launch experience was so good.
I was in line for Halo 3 at midnight. Fucking great experience.

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TopicVery cute that my boomer mother thinks healthcare and banks are here to help.
Waxitron_Gazer
05/24/24 6:48:01 PM
#3
Irony posted...
Put her in a home
She is 62 and probably healthier than I am at less than half her age, I don't think that's gonna happen.


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TopicVery cute that my boomer mother thinks healthcare and banks are here to help.
Waxitron_Gazer
05/24/24 6:46:27 PM
#1
I talked to her for a while last night and firstly I dearly love my mother, she's maybe like my second favorite person on the planet. But secondly, my parents bought their current house in cash 2 years ago for $670k after selling their old one for $830k.

I am a fucking glorified barista. Those two subjects came up in conversation because I've been frustrated as fuck with both in the last few days, and she was adamant that, no, they're here to HELP.

The system works for you, mother, not me.

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TopicGonna watch Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker for the first time!
Waxitron_Gazer
05/24/24 6:42:05 PM
#18
TLJ fucking owns

Rise of Skywalker is dogshit

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TopicWant to buy the planet Mars for $50?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 6:34:45 PM
#2
how do you know that's not the god of war prostituting himself?

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TopicPeople who put corn in cornbread should be thrown in jail
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 6:30:02 PM
#3
Can't tell if trolling

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TopicCant find 28 days later movie anywhere!
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 6:26:44 PM
#4
It would not surprise me in the slightest if it was due to a licensing issue, those dingdongs chose a Godspeed You! Black Emperor track as the film opening accompaniment, and that was a poor choice in the long term.

Not that the song is bad. It's great. It's better than the movie that chose to use it by a long shot. But if anything is keeping it off streaming, I'd imagine it's Godspeed.

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TopicI just SHATTERED my speedrun PR for "sell something online"
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 6:06:03 PM
#14
Damn just sold two more things! That's half of today's inventory!

And now the last 3 will linger on my Listed Items forever because they are super niche!

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TopicHave pitbulls slowed down in maulings?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 2:56:21 PM
#5
I imagine it's kinda like the mass shooting statistics. You look at what like the FBI data is or whatever and compare that to what actually hits news headlines and there's a big disparity.

I'd guess it's probably cuz they're still happening but not enough people are dying to reach national level.

So to answer your question, no, I doubt the pit bulls have taken a break. They're probably still munching children, just not all the way to death.

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TopicI just SHATTERED my speedrun PR for "sell something online"
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 2:54:34 PM
#11
Ivany2008 posted...
That's awesome. Meanwhile I went 3 weeks of a chick online trying to haggle my 600 dollar computer down to 250, just so she could buy it for her son for Easter. Ended up selling it to a different person for 400, which is about how much I expected to sell it for.
Woof. Yeah, selling online can always be a shitshow.

Also, what kinda brat gets a big gift for Easter?? Even at $250 that's ridiculous.

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TopicDat level that makes you not want to replay a game
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 2:36:41 PM
#45
Blind Shard Trial in Hellblade was obnoxious as fuck but I think part of it had to do with my monitor settings and lighting conditions.

EITHER WAY. Fuck that.

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TopicLouisiana House Votes to Criminalize Abortion Pills
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 2:04:10 PM
#8
CableZL posted...
"Don't worry. I hid the abortion pills in the gun."
that's... that's genius.

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TopicAnybody else kinda mad that phones from 5 years ago beat the Switch?
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 2:02:45 PM
#7
Persona posted...
I'm only mad when they put stuff out that craves to be on something other than a potato
Like Pokemon mirite

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TopicMS being investigated over 'Recall' AI feature that tracks your every move
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 2:01:16 PM
#2
I heard about this on Techlinked the other day and honestly it sounds rad as hell for my no-short-term-memory-havin-ass brain.

I can see why it'd be problematic for a lot of folks tho even if it can be disabled, which it allegedly can.

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TopicI just SHATTERED my speedrun PR for "sell something online"
Waxitron_Gazer
05/22/24 1:37:03 PM
#9
Bass posted...
Nice. It always does feel good to sell things quickly online. Especially to someone that doesn't try to screw you over by lowballing you.
He asked if I'd take less and I told him how long the listing had been up and I'd try my chances at my asking price, he was like "worth a shot". Respect. Then paid my asking lol.

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