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TopicCompletely alter a piece of fiction by changing one letter in its title
AgentCoulson
03/31/24 12:28:31 AM
#166
The Bagman

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TopicBeyonce did a cover of Jolene and it's even worse than you think it is.
AgentCoulson
03/30/24 10:19:06 PM
#64
I don't normally listen to this kind of music but I gave the original a listen just now and damn I love it. Listened to Beyonce's cover right after and I thought it was okay until around the 2:10 mark when she decided to go off the rails. I will say, it's very inline with the persona she's created for herself. She's Sasha Fierce not Sasha Vulnerable.

Edit. Also like Miley Cyrus version. Didn't expect to.

Also Jolene's standards must've gone way down if she's desperate for Jay-Z camel looking ass.

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TopicSpider-Man can kill a lot of random thugs in his game.
AgentCoulson
03/30/24 4:13:25 PM
#9
Sufferedphoenix posted...
I wanna say something similar could happen in the arkham games like they'd be hanging by their foot from a cord tied to a railing or something

It did. In Arkham Asylum, you could also pull them into chasms but there would be a splash sound effect indicating they landed in water.

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TopicNah bro, Shaggy be on some shit more than Scooby snacks
AgentCoulson
03/30/24 1:42:29 AM
#2
Wonder how he got caught.

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TopicSpider-Man can kill a lot of random thugs in his game.
AgentCoulson
03/30/24 12:44:40 AM
#3
TC thought he was clever but Insomniac was several parallel universes ahead.

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TopicAnyone else hate it when people fake smile
AgentCoulson
03/29/24 5:44:14 PM
#6
Nah. Cause now you know the person is phoney. And knowing is half the battle.

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TopicIs Panda Express as terrible as it looks?
AgentCoulson
03/29/24 4:48:05 PM
#54
Their Honey Walnut Shrimp is the best thing they've got.

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TopicSitting down and talking and compromising with your political enemies is
AgentCoulson
03/28/24 2:33:41 PM
#125
What if my enemies can't be reasoned with? What if they know they're wrong, don't care they're wrong and are intent on being spiteful?

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TopicONE fast food restaurant must go away forever.
AgentCoulson
03/27/24 5:09:54 PM
#26
Never had Jack-n-the-box or Whataburger. The correct answer is Arbys.

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TopicNetflix's animated remake of Good Times (70s black sitcom)
AgentCoulson
03/27/24 2:06:06 PM
#10
They know they wrong.

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TopicParents discover human head in son's closet
AgentCoulson
03/26/24 11:10:12 PM
#59
Cobra1010 posted...
Saw this on reddit. Very disturbing. He admits it, smiling and excited, and goes into great detail.


That's horrible.

He thought he was going to get 15-20 years, but he got life without parole.


That's hilarious. That's what the fuck you get, dickwad...

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TopicUS Homeland Security agents raided one of Diddy's houses
AgentCoulson
03/26/24 11:04:27 PM
#76
CADE_FOSTER posted...
he should have atleast took his son that is implicated in most of that shit he did

"No, son. They expect one of us in the wreckage."

"Did we start the fire?"

"Yes. The fire rises!"

That's how I imagine this went down.

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TopicUS Homeland Security agents raided one of Diddy's houses
AgentCoulson
03/26/24 7:43:20 PM
#71
CableZL posted...
https://Twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1772416974833782964?s=46

Left his kids behind at that

He really said "Fuck them kids. I'm out."

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TopicPost 500 gets 500 cents.
AgentCoulson
03/26/24 1:51:21 AM
#157
Today is the day.

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TopicRemember getting bullied in school for liking Marvel movies
AgentCoulson
03/26/24 1:48:51 AM
#6
No?

I don't remember anyone getting bullied for liking Marvel or DC movies at my school. Although only phase one of the MCU existed by the time I graduated.

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TopicAre there any of your coworkers that you absolutely hate?
AgentCoulson
03/26/24 1:46:02 AM
#22
There's two or three that if they were on fire I wouldn't stop to spit on them. Most of my co-workers are chill though.

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TopicDo you still listen to Weird Al?
AgentCoulson
03/24/24 6:16:02 PM
#27
Every now and then.

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TopicIt must suck being an actor in the original Star Wars trilogy.
AgentCoulson
03/24/24 12:25:31 PM
#41
IdiotMachine posted...
Did he want to become a voice actor or was that out of necessity because he couldnt find work as an actor?

He started voice acting before he starred in Star Wars and got plenty of acting roles after...


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TopicIt must suck being an actor in the original Star Wars trilogy.
AgentCoulson
03/24/24 12:14:58 PM
#39
Euripides posted...
You had me...

...and then you lost me

Batman has been going strong since 1939. How is it not bigger than Star Wars?

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TopicIt must suck being an actor in the original Star Wars trilogy.
AgentCoulson
03/24/24 11:54:06 AM
#31
We pretending that Mark hasn't found success as a voice actor? I'd say Batman is a bigger franchise than Star Wars.

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TopicHave you ever slept with a coworker?
AgentCoulson
03/24/24 11:33:50 AM
#20
I've fingered/gone down on one.

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TopicAyo it's Friday Night, March 2005, watcha doing
AgentCoulson
03/24/24 10:28:15 AM
#13
Watching Cartoon Cartoons and eating pizza

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TopicHow Donald Trump Uses Humor to Make the Outrageous Sound Normal
AgentCoulson
03/24/24 1:44:07 AM
#32
Damn OP, you really expect me to read All That Shit by You?

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TopicHave any of you here ever been bullied by co workers at any of
AgentCoulson
03/24/24 12:09:17 AM
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There was a guy that tried. He wasn't very bright though. Dealing with him was like Bugs Bunny dealing with Bugsy and Mugsy. Worst part was everyone acted like I was the antagonist when it was him messing with me and getting his feelings hurt.

Edit. Forgot about this lady in my operation that likes to smile in your face and then talk mad shit behind your back and snitches while doing barely any work. She tried it too but since I used to lift her boxes for her and set her section up, I got the last laugh.

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TopicHannah Montana will be 18 years old tomorrow!
AgentCoulson
03/23/24 10:37:23 PM
#6
Good for it, I guess. Is Miley the only one that's still relevant?

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TopicCE was ahead of its time calling out Dan Schneider
AgentCoulson
03/19/24 12:15:31 AM
#7
Baron_Ox posted...
if it's the documentary that I'm thinking about, it's about Drake Bell being sexually abused by a dialogue coach, who worked on some Dan Schneider shows, but idk if anything came out about Schneider himself yet.

The only thing I've been hearing is that he was a bitch to work with. That and that he was there for Drake when he told him about the abuse.

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Topichave you eaten a full, large pizza in 2024?
AgentCoulson
03/18/24 6:26:57 PM
#17
tankboy posted...
TC specifically said pizza, not whatever Ledo's is.

The best damn pizza on the planet is what it is.

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Topichave you eaten a full, large pizza in 2024?
AgentCoulson
03/18/24 5:27:25 PM
#3
A few from Ledo's solo.

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TopicWhat's behind Gen Z aging poorly?
AgentCoulson
03/18/24 2:15:09 PM
#5
Didn't.. we just have a thread on this yesterday...?

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TopicFirst ever kidney stone and I am mad as hell.
AgentCoulson
03/18/24 2:12:56 PM
#6
You have my condolences. This is one pain I hope I never have to go through

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Topic"have you tried googling your question" - some ass on reddit
AgentCoulson
03/18/24 5:01:39 AM
#2
Did you tell him that?

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TopicFirst video game that comes to mind when you hear "escort mission"
AgentCoulson
03/17/24 3:34:40 PM
#18
Assassin's Creed

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TopicYou just washed your hands at home. What are you drying them with?
AgentCoulson
03/17/24 3:33:13 PM
#13
Air dry. Which is why the 2, W, S, J and Backspace buttons on my laptop barely work.

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TopicHave you been following this Drake Bell, Boy Meets World thing?
AgentCoulson
03/17/24 12:46:39 PM
#4
I heard about the sexual abuse and the documentary but not the Boy Meets World stuff.

Edit. Aw man, not Will Friedle...

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TopicWhy are you playing that shitty Battlefront 2 when the good one is right here?
AgentCoulson
03/17/24 12:34:25 PM
#12
evilpresident posted...
From what I've read, the game launched with three servers, so like 180 people could play.

Then they launched more servers but they're all lagging to hell and back.

NeonOPPAl posted...
The game runs fine on Singleplayer and works great on Steam Deck. The only problem for singleplayer is that all the BF2 missions are missing their ending cutscenes for every mission. Also the game takes up 35gigs (and requires 70 gigs open before it can install)

Multiplayer is very rough. They launched with only 3 servers for 9000 people lol.They added more servers now but they all have a lot of latency so it's not fun playing online right now >_> I hope they fix it soon.

The positives of the port are the Xbox exclusive DLC is FINALLY available to everyone, added achievements, and all the textures are up-res'd. There is 2 player splitscreen too. But they really fucked up the multiplayer

Ah okay. I always played with bots so the messed up multiplayer wouldn't bother me none and it probably will be fixed eventually. The missing cutscene thing is weird though.

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TopicWhy are you playing that shitty Battlefront 2 when the good one is right here?
AgentCoulson
03/17/24 12:23:03 PM
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I keep seeing people shit on the Classic Collection but no one's saying what's wrong with it. I'd take old BFII over the newer one anyday.

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TopicIt used to be cool to hate on Millennials.
AgentCoulson
03/17/24 11:44:35 AM
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IronChef_Kirby posted...
Essentially, we already are. The term "okay boomer" isn't meant to literally refer to the baby boomer generation; in Gen Z vernacular, anybody older than Gen Z is a boomer.

God damn Zoomers...


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TopicIt used to be cool to hate on Millennials.
AgentCoulson
03/17/24 11:38:22 AM
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I do find myself saying "God damn zoomers" to myself more and more often. I wonder if someday in the next decade we'll start hearing "Okay millenial."

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Topic"There's something in da water" Gen Z appears to age like milk
AgentCoulson
03/17/24 11:15:57 AM
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Huh. I would've guessed Jordan was in his mid 30's. Shit I'm older than he is.

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TopicThe man has said sorry a hundred times..
AgentCoulson
03/17/24 11:08:02 AM
#12
How long ago was this now? 2 years? It feels like Will has much bigger problems to worry aboit than this now.

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TopicPiccolo wasn't even 16 yet when Chi-Chi made him get his license
AgentCoulson
03/14/24 9:50:45 PM
#37
Verdekal posted...
It sucks he died but can we not do this in every DBZ thread?

People should be allowed to grieve however they want.

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TopicHow would you react if your boss told you not to hire a certain ethnicity?
AgentCoulson
03/14/24 3:21:54 PM
#43
I'd say "Come again?" and then I'd laugh because I said "come."

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TopicHow many slices of pizza did you eat today?
AgentCoulson
03/12/24 6:28:20 PM
#41
*Sniff* None *Sob's uncontrollably*

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TopicWhat if Yoda could actually see Anakin's future?
AgentCoulson
03/12/24 4:02:38 PM
#8
WingsOfGood posted...
but he came back so....

"Bring back the balance as I once did."

Balance was achieved for a time...

The two Jedi and two Sith fan theory doesn't work when Cal, Cere, Kanan, Ezra, Ahsoka, Obi Wan, Yoda, Quinlan Vos, and Cordova were all still around for the majority of the Empire's life.

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TopicWhat if Yoda could actually see Anakin's future?
AgentCoulson
03/12/24 3:30:17 PM
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DisgracefulSins posted...


He would destroy the Sith. But would also destroy the Jedi as well. "Balance".

That's not what the prophecy meant by balance. Balance was achieved by wiping out all of the Sith. Their use of the unnatural dark side is what throws the Force out of balance.

I think Yoda and the council would still allow Anakin to be trained but perhaps not by Obi Wan. If they knew Anakin was going to wipe out the majority of the Jedi Order, I think Yoda or Mace would take it upon themselves to train him.


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TopicAre you gonna get STAR WARS: Battlefront Classic Collection?
AgentCoulson
03/12/24 2:33:50 AM
#24
Eventually yes.

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TopicTexas mom arrested because her kids bully stole her drink and drank it
AgentCoulson
03/11/24 9:58:05 PM
#191
I want to shake this mom's hand. More moms need to follow her example.

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TopicPS5 owners, are you still using the original controller that came with it?
AgentCoulson
03/10/24 6:30:26 PM
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Yes and it just recently started to drift on certain games. The cursor on Sims 4 will sometimes drift to the left and navigating the menu's on Tales of Symphonia is infuriating. Other than those two, it's fine though.

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TopicPepper Jack cheese > all other cheese
AgentCoulson
03/09/24 2:50:02 AM
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I agree, OP.

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