Lurker > StealThisSheen

dameon_reaper posted...

Its a joke. Sarcasm. You made a topic about a wife shelter and there are actual people out here who talk about dogs and cats in this manner. Why are you acting soft after making such a dicky post?

see above but not in such a dicky manner. I'm joking.

Fair enough. It just... Wasn't at all clear. Unfortunately, far too many people post the things you posted and AREN'T joking, so we're all kinda on edge.

EmilyWillis posted...

well i was just making fun of this dumb topic here:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80717357

but you know CE, things go off the rails without warning all the time without good reason

"Without good reason"

But also

*Literally posts a troll topic with an account based on a touchy subject*

Huh, wonder why people got on your case...

Gwynevere posted...

I mean I'd just chalk it up to LttP being the most popular, so it's what people know, so it's what people want to randomize/develop randomizers for. There's also a huge overlap between randomizer communities and speedrunning communities, and LttP is a popular speed game.

It's the same deal with Super Metroid. Super and Prime sit at the top of the Metroid totem pole in terms of popularity, and they also have the most extensive randomizer communities. But I wouldn't use that as evidence to say that Super and Prime are technically superior to Dread and Prime 2.

The games people played the most will always get the most attention. It's not any deeper than that

...You think there's a reason why they're the most popular, maybe?

Nobody is arguing they're literally "technically superior," you appear to be the one who brought that argument up. People are just refuting TC, who is trying to argue ALttP "aged poorly," for example.

dameon_reaper posted...

someone point me to the nearest wife shelter. I want to adopt.

Just don't want one missing any limbs or eyes or anything.

Hopefully when i go to the bathroom in the middle of the night she won't get some kind of PTSD from her last husband and think it was time for her 2 am beating and then end up killing me.

...What the actual fuck?

EmilyWillis posted...

it is

Uh-huh. Okay.

EmilyWillis posted...

this is my main account bro

Sure it is.

You sound like a terrible person. Kinda weird that you want to broadcast that fact so much.

I assume the most likely scenario is that you don't even have a wife.

Sometimes I cut my own hair, and then I look at it, and I go "This is fucking awful," and I just messy ponytail it so nobody can notice. Other times I cut my own hair, and I go "StealThisSheen, you are a champion of industry, good show."

Let people be into what they want to be into, as long as they aren't hurting anybody. It shouldn't be so hard to just... Not shame people, if they're not doing anything bad.

When it comes purely to "completing the Pokedex," I actually prefer the more recent games, since it's entirely possible to do without jumping through insane hoops. Ever since Gen 1, up until Sword/Shield, it has never been possible to complete the Pokedex without having, at some point, taken part in some silly, over the top event, such as going to GameStop to get a certain Pokemon, or what have you. The fact the Switch games actually specifically define the Pokedex to things you can entirely achieve in-game is nice, from a completion point of view. Yes, the limited Pokedex creates new issues, but when it comes strictly to completing the Pokedex, it's easier and more rewarding than ever.

Gwynevere posted...

It doesn't really speak to the quality of the games, or how they're built inherently.

I think it does, because, when it comes to randomizers, they're all equally obtainable, yet a vast majority of people choose ALttP, when they could choose any of them just as easily. I feel like that says SOMETHING, atleast. Whether that's "People enjoy playing ALttP," or "People enjoy watching ALttP," whatever... It seems people favor ALttP, for one reason or another, that has nothing to do with sales or any other verifiable metric that specifically ISN'T quality.

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

I Googled "sirloin just tastes like hamburger" (because it does)

You posted this topic only to push this incorrect take, didn't you? Be honest.

ChrisTaka posted...

The link in the tweet said they were investigating it as one, I don't think anyone confirmed that it was a homicide

Oh, fair enough. I actually didn't read the tweet, I just Google'd the story and read the story on various other sites, which didn't mention the potential homicide angle. I wonder why that discrepancy exists. Interesting.

C_Pain posted...

I'd say Larry is probably right maybe 60 to 70% of the time in fact, but it's just that he goes about communicating his views in an asshole way.

I feel like this is the point. He's actually right most of the time, but the way he communicates it is terrible.

There's a reason ALttP randomizers are so popular, and MUCH more popular than any other 2D Zelda randomizer. The game is so solidly built that the simple act of a randomizer makes it feel fresh and fun, no matter how many times you've beaten it.

a-c-a-b posted...

There's also neighbours to consider. Unless the old couple lived somewhere rural, it was only a matter of time before someone saw him taking it or returning it.

"A matter of time" still has more potential than "They'll notify police in the morning if I don't return it," though. This thief banked on a theory that apparently did him good for atleast multiple days. He just pushed his luck too far.

Also, as a neighbor, if I saw a stranger take my neighbor's vehicle, but then they... Returned the vehicle, I'd probably assume it was a family member, over a thief, unless I knew them so well to say, for example, that they don't have family or anything. The news story implies he had the spare key, so it's not like he was breaking in or anything immediately suspect.

a-c-a-b posted...

This seems way more risky than just stealing it and stashing it somewhere until you need it.

Maybe. If he steals it and never returns it, they notify the police immediately, and he's more likely to get caught while using it. That's a guaranteed way to make using the van a "one and done" situation. By returning it, there was a chance they don't actually notice for awhile, and if he knew they were elderly, he probably figured he could get away with it for awhile.

electricbugs2 posted...

I know stories like this are supposed to be funny, but its kind of depressing when you think about it.

The fact that he kept bringing it back shows that deep down hes probably a decent person who turned to criminal activity out of desperation.

...What? No, that's not probable at all, or else he'd have only done it like, once or twice. What it likely means is that he wanted to keep being able to steal, and just.. Never returning the van would have meant they would have notified the police, and he would have been caught quicker. He wasn't returning it out of the goodness of his heart, he was returning it to cover his tracks and prolong the amount of time that he could continue to steal.

Where did the "confirmed homicide" information come from? I'm not seeing that anywhere.

NoxObscuras posted...

And now that I look, I think Maneater is another one. It's showing in the recently added list, but trying it on gamepass a few years ago is what got me to buy it on Steam. Maneater is a lot of fun if any gamepass enjoyers haven't tried it yet. You play as a shark that levels up and evolves by eating other sea creatures and humans. The game is narrated like a nature documentary.

The Maneater main... dev? Producer? turned out to be a rather awful person, which is why it kinda fell out of the limelight, but playing it in a manner where they don't directly benefit, such as GamePass, is worth it, since it's a legitimately fun game.

Shotgunnova posted...

Cookie Crisp solos (aesthetically only).

This is a good answer. Cookie Crisp, aesthetically, looks fantastic.

Cap'n Crunch Oops All Berries also seems like a good answer.

Sci-fi atleast has takes where you can atleast pretend there's equality.

Cyberpunk seems to literally depend on class inequality, as a necessity.

That shit is absolutely delicious.

I keep GamePass almost entirely for MLB, at this point.

I somehow read this as Daniel Negreanu and wondered if professional poker had somehow become super mainstream.

Probably would've been more competitive, atleast.

Google searching brings up more complete photos. The thing looks kinda badass, honestly.

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

I dunno, however they find like thirty randoms to interview for every other news story ever.

I get your point, but I also feel like they mainly do that when there's no specific "subject" of the story, such as "Park X is about to be bulldozed," or whatever. In this particular case, there actually WAS a specific subject of the story: The guy who had his radio tower stolen. Thus, random interview subjects became much less necessary or even interesting, since you had somebody specific to interview.

ViewtifulJoe posted...

Is there even a point to filling the Pokedex considering they don't put every Pokemon in the new games and half of the obtainable ones are sold back to you?

Eh, they don't really sell them back to you, since you can just trade for them or transfer them in for free without needing to buy the DLC. With Pokemon DLC, you're basically mainly paying for the new areas and story.

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

I mean, if listeners are hard to find, well, that's exactly what's funny.

How do you propose they find said listeners, exactly? Just ask random people on the street? Why would they put that effort in when they're not the subject matter of the story? This question would stand for a larger radio station, too.

modena posted...

Local news loves that stuff...never know who's gonna come out the gates saying "I got athsma!"

Yeah, but the article isn't the local news. Saying "There must not be any listeners if they only interviewed the guy who was robbed" is kinda silly.

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

It's not like they could only interview one person.

Why would they? The entire article is about the theft of the guy in question's property. Why would they spend time finding random listeners to interview?

"Hey what do you think of the radio tower being stolen?"
"That sucks."

haloiscoolisbak posted...

I'd be hurt if it just simply wasn't true. We could petition 100 random adults and I'm sure more than half would have the same thought process as me

It's an incredibly common kink.

You think a woman calling her father "daddy" is... An incredibly common kink?

Huh. Okay.

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Is this you pretending you don't think of a sexual setting when you hear a woman use the word "daddy"

It's almost like context matters and they wouldn't be said in the same way or something.

Billyionaire posted...

I have family in Jasper. The town is nothing but nice people. You can politely fuck off.

The Jasper police force were literally in the news a few years ago for making white power hand gestures in a photo.

So I guess that explains why you like them so much.

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

I love how this implies nobody actually listens to the station. Literally the only person who got interviewed was the guy that owned the antenna. Just seeing quotation marks around "It's part of my fabric" you're like "oh no that poor listener" but then it turns out to be the same dude who has both of the other quotes in the article and suddenly it's funny instead of tragic.

...Why would they interview random listeners over the guy it was stolen from?

Oh dear, TC hopped on an alt to defend himself. It's even worse than we thought.

Rosstin316 posted...

Found the guy with the shitty phone.

It's weird you're so defensive about somebody pointing out things like this. You making this topic, yet being unable to handle being judged, also says a lot about you as a person.

Very interesting.

Rosstin316 posted...

Or I just use Reddit more.

Nope, your account tells us all we need to know about you as a person. Sorry you find that difficult to grasp.

Rosstin316 posted...

Literally bragging about being an obedient ToS nerd for 18 years.

You have an account made in 2023 that is missing over half of its karma. Do you know what that says about your life? It says that you make poor decisions, that you can't commit, and that you don't value your time enough to do something better... Or, worse, you can't do anything better because your life is that poorly put together.

Eh, it's better than being with somebody who has a 2023 GameFAQs alt.

TC is trolling, you guys.

Vegy posted...

Does it have the old general manager mode? dat shit was so fun back in SvR 2006 or 2007 iirc

Yes, it returned like, two years ago.

Yep. A sausage McMuffin with egg and a hash brown is a fantastic breakfast. That said, I'm rarely out and about early enough to get them, anymore.

crayola555 posted...

That's cause like I said you don't go into a topic like "All ice cream are good" and troll post something like "ice cream taste like ass", you get called out. And why do you think this topic dispels the sense of anti-cop on this board? What that means, is that the majority of this board has a negative perception of police, not every single person. You're not gonna get a topic about pro-police behavior and every single person agree on the same thing, there's parity and both sides of opinions. God you're stupid.

People like you can't seem to go an entire post without insulting somebody.

Sounds like you need a time out.

Dark_Arbron posted...

One person said ACAB in an inappropriate context. Everyone else told them to fuck off.
You claimed "this board has an anti-police agenda" which the sentence above disproves.
It's not hard.

Yeah, 99% of the people in this topic are either happy to praise a good cop for doing a good thing, or atleast say nothing, if they have nothing nice to say.

Only one bad actor tried to stir shit up, and they, properly, got the shit modded out of them.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

Reminds me of that sexy One Piece clown from the live action series more than the Joker.

Real talk, live action One Piece's Buggy is utterly amazing. It's, literally, the most accurate portrayal in the entire series.

ClayGuida posted...

It was a $5 hot and ready, $1 for crazy bread, .50 cents for marinara. Maybe it was $2 per crazy bread, but I don't think so.

But for like $8 you could feed a few for a weekend hangout, drinking, playing games and stuff.

I do remember Hot and ready being $5, but I don't think Crazy Bread was ever a dollar, at any point in my lifetime, which is since 1987.

ClayGuida posted...

What does that go for these days? You used to be able to get a Pizza and 2 crazy breads and marinara's for like $8. Obviously that was like a decade ago, but that was a monster deal.

I don't think I've ever literally, in my life time, seen this deal for $8. That'd mean a pizza for less than $5, and crazy bread for less than $1.50 each. Like, yeah, it was cheaper in the past, but let's not get crazy, here. It was never THAT cheap.