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Smackems posted...

We don't want to spend much

We will have at most 50 people there

Don't really care about venue

I'm not religious but she is

ruh roh

also an oven can do that

she made a big deal about being a "virgin" so i assume she was lesbian or ace

she was absolutely "queer" for the time.

we'll never know if she would have identified as trans or nb, but she does plead for female prison guards at her trial, which she was denied. there's no particular reason to think she wanted to be seen as a man, only as equal to men.

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that song is a cover and was written by a man

cgi

also Witchblade

She was a French peasant in the 15th century and gets a suit of armor and goes to the war in Orleans cheerfully.

She always goes to where the fighting is most intense and so they start to listen to her. She becomes a symbol of Divine Favor.

She's smart, insane, and understands tactics. She'll eventually end up being the defacto 2nd-in-command on the battlefield. She intuitively understands the nature of cannon warfare, which is new, and how it can be used to breech castle walls (as opposed to lobbing cannonballs over the wall, which was the standard tactic). Instead of doing that she points all the cannons at the castle wall, at a single point, and that works extremely well.

Eventually they burn her alive for crossdressing.

i want a donkey kong (arcade original) mmorpg roguelike with poker elements

levitate in place a few inches, for a few seconds.

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i hate the shoes but i admit they are fantastic

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nice. thats awesome.

watch the first hour and last hour if you only have 2 hours.

literally do not understand the problem.

wait, Link isn't a girl?

go fash no cash

AOC: stop it!
dictators: yea, ok. goddamn.

died on the 7th boss. the wall :/

blind was 140,000 and i topped 100k at the end of 7th ante (which is usually the points required to win the 8th boss blind) so it still feels like a good run

had:
+40 chips if pair
+8 mult if a pair
supernova (increasing +1 mult for every hand type--i spammed pair)
square joker (SSS tier)
a negative +1 hand joker

then i had even steven, which was awesome, swapped it for the steel multiplier joker, which was even better.

but i couldnt clear the wall.

thats awesome!^

i just had my 4th win (on easy stakes, but i just got the game last night).

cleared the red, blue, green, and yellow decks.

my last build was smeared joker again, with banner (+120 chips if i dont discard), the increasingly +1 mult for flushes, a +mult holo flush joker, and a progressive card that gave +1 increasing mult if i play a hand (-1 if i discard). i also had the voucher that gave me jupiter in every celestial pack, and an extra hand voucher.

i had to sell a card on the last boss tho, so i couldn't make it in endless.

gonna try the abandoned deck now it starts with no face cards! so im going to go for straights

they have no idea how to make AI

LLMs are a grift. they provide minor amusement at best--more often they are either 1) plain wrong 2) weirdly censored by bigtech 3) bad at writing 4) boring 5) hyperconventional 6) vague 7) smug 8) all of the above

nah. run it into the ground or break it

ItsNotA2Mer posted...

Derp. Some people can't drink milk.

oat milk
cashew milk
almond milk
soy milk

never answer. no matter what.

set the cellphone to airplane mode right out of the box.

never turn it off and never look back.

never deal with an annoying upgrade, notification, phone call, or text message ever again

put final fantasy 13 in this category

also "royal flush" isn't a separate hand than straight flush, it's just the strongest hand.

I haven't gotten a 5oak in Balatro yet, but it's obviously possible. IDK if it's coded into the game or not. One would assume so...

Balatro is "8-card draw." You get 8 card, can discard up to 5 at a time, and try to make hands of 5 (under normal conditions). In terms of poker it's extremely generous. The most popular way to play poker for real, gives you 2 card, no discard, and 5 cards you have to share! so this is much nicer. poker fans should also like it cause you'll get full houses and stuff all the time.

if you came here looking for the science answer:

light is made of photons, which are currently thought of as an elementary particle that has (almost) no mass at all. light in all forms is a type of radiation, and it's wavelength determines it's color, etc. photons are also a type of boson.

photons are the carrier of the force we call "electromagnatism"

Smackems posted...

Clod is a virgin

tell that to the Italian senate

i take the money and then i use transportation anyway.

you cant touch me, im rich.

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That's how you play poker. Different variations have different rules for how you make the 5-card hand, but they all rely on these exact hands. It's all based on statistics, and well-balanced so the more valuable hands are rarer. If you are just learning, pay attention to the rank of 3oak vs 2-pair. 3oak is actually stronger! Also a flush is stronger than a straight (most people assume it would be the inverse).

Tyranthraxus posted...

That's another thing I don't understand, are these jokers actually part of your deck or are they just always around? What even is your deck? Is it just French cards or do other things go in there? Like can I build a deck entirely of diamonds or do I have to just use the 52 and modify it during play with jokers?

The jokers are big buffs, like major items you'd find in a roguelike.

You start with a standard poker deck (52 cards) but can add and remove cards, as well as add buffs to cards (like enchanting an item). You might slap a "red seal" on your Ace of Clubs, now your Ace of Clubs will trigger twice in scoring!

Scoring is like Tony Hawk (and that's a good thing)

You have "chips" which are points. Every normal card gives it's value. Buffs can give cards crazy +30 chips and stuff.

Then you have "mult" which is a multiplier.

Finally, "XMULT" which multiplies the multiplier (and so you should score these cards last if possible, which it always is for the most part).

To do really well you need to raise all three of these stats, using jokers that synergize and smart shopping between rounds.

I just won my last run, for example with a joker that counted all black cards as one suit, as well as all red cards. So I could make a flush with hearts+diamonds or spades+clubs. It was awesome!

I had another card that added MULT for the number of times I had played that type of poker hand, so every hand I played a flush and every hand it increased by +1.

My XMULT card got slightly stronger everytime I added a card to my deck. I had like X8 by the end, which was insane. I added any card I could find, and so I had like 80 cards by the end.

Finally I used my other slots for okay card that mostly just gave "chips" so that when everything was multiplied it would be a big number.

ultimately were completely fucked by media moguls and tech bros it seems.

i thought that james bond villian who wanted to control the news was stupid, but they were on to something

to be fair the systemic injustices also give them a leg down as well.

white privledge doesn't pay for free healthcare, rent, or tuition. theyll own the libs until they, and everyone else is homeless.

they perceive a current advantage, but they'd be better off with equality, just like everyone else

edit: generational wealth, a form of white privilege can obviously pay for those things.

Life Hack:

pay attention to whatever you are currently doing.

im pretty sure becoming an ordained minister is easier than registering for gamefaqs.gamespot.femdom.com

so you can actually laugh at it cause otherwise it'd be depressing af

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2379780/Balatro/

it's friday, bruv. treat yoself.

it was the short bus

Tifa
Aeris
Lara Croft
Magilou

i think the rock has delusions about an oval office

All charges are dropped.

Robot2600 posted...

this is bullshit. some of them are bi.

Crimsoness posted...

I'm only 50% lesbian

see, exactly

Maze_ posted...

There's about a dozen or so women who post on CE

And they're all lesbians for some reason

this is bullshit. some of them are bi.

i feel like this need the persona 5 battle music memed into it

illegal bill, as the article states. there is a federal law against this already on the books.

drugs get less effective if old, everyone knows this. you think a pill from the 90s will still work? no it's sugar by now

the complicated molecules often have a half-life of only a few years. they decay through radiation. most things are a tiny bit radioactive.

muscle relaxers from 2021 are likely still extremely potent.