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K181 posted...

Congress

this would slap

FF8 I think

Thought this was about the show You

OudeGeuze posted...

I mean it's a good thing sure, but that money could go towards something else that's benefits more of society as a whole and not just crackheads.

i know americas shitty approach to covid has fried peoples brains, but having less infectious diseases circulating does benefit society as a whole

Reduce spread of infection

websight

Mod: people shouldnt have to kill themselves or feel miserable at their job

conservatives: bgfwyebicuwjrog no i dont like that

lol

Flockaveli posted...

Got my dick sucked the day of my second dose.

nice

Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

ben typed out that tweet with his diamond-hard piece

lou pickles is goated

Xavier_On_High posted...

She doesn't have to say shit.

this. especially if no one can tell, it literally makes no difference.

here come dat boi

rip

Background_Guy posted...

...The post-Soviet states and China are in that image too, y'know. They've improved greatly under capitalism.

And yet the living conditions in those countries are better than they were before neoliberalism

You guys are genuinely willing to let billions of people starve around the world so you can have more free stuff, lmao

you guys just want everyone to have free food instead of letting capitalism help the billions who were starving because of capitalism

Background_Guy posted...

The world has suffered so much under the regime of neoliberal capitalism
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AARSGKAACwVq.jpg
Just, so much.

capitalism is good because its fixing hunger caused by capitalist exploitation

lol

>make thread about capitalism
>90% of responses: but communism

lol

Steelix500 posted...

Communism can't withstand people starving for 10 days. Great system

what does this have to do with capitalism

great system

I like that their guidance is that people should wear a mask for five days after this shortened quarantine, because people have obviously been so responsible about wearing masks so far /s

I was sweating even in my birthday suit

maybe, send me a pm to check

Error1355 posted...

I was trying to watch the entire series before Thursday, but I only made it to Matrix 2, so maybe 3 would have aged better for me too after the re-watch. I found myself really enjoying the fight scenes in Matrix 2 while watching it.

Also a crime how forgotten the Animatrix is, which I would put a very very close 2nd to the original Matrix.

I rewatched the first three movies this past week and was bored out of my mind during Revolutions. Reloaded was decent and better than I remember (the action sequences are incredible), but Revolutions had nothing going for it besides the Neo/Smith fight. The Zion battle felt dragged out and repetitive, and all the dialogue scenes/character interactions felt super cliche and hollow.

Ive never seen The Animatrix but Ive heard its good, really need to check it out.

Resurrections wasnt as bad as everyone made it out to be. Wasnt as self-serious and tedious as Reloaded and Revolutions and had lots of fresh and interesting ideas. The action sequences were the only thing lacking, it felt like the camera work and editing were so shaky and all over the place. Reloaded and Revolutions action sequences were better choreographed and easier to follow. Also it wouldve been dope to have Laurence Fishburne and Hugo Weaving back in to reprise their roles, but overall the new movie was way more interesting and entertaining than the sequels.

yes the main thing observed about it so far is how much more contagious it is than delta

i figured it wouldnt be great but the part of me that loves the first movie hoped it somehow would be

TeaMilk posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush_broccoli_comments

this is fucked up

this just looks like regular british food

kirbymuncher posted...

pretty cool idea tbh except for the part where it's during a pandemic

this

-clogging the hospitals
-creating new variants
-putting immunocompromised/people with contraindication to the vaccine at risk
-extending the toll the pandemic has taken on healthcare workers (including myself)

ShineboxPhil posted...

Lol I'm picturing a whole bunch of students during recess huddling together watching adult content on a small screen while they have another kid stand as lookout in case a teacher is close-by.

this but during lunch

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