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Crescente
11/28/21 4:11:53 PM
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Like it's just so unfathomable to even think about. Think about an ant finding a way to kill a human being. Seems impossible. Would it take some kind of ultimate weapon? Like a God-killing kind of weapon?
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Turbam
11/28/21 4:12:51 PM
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God killing spray

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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:12:58 PM
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Why do you want to kill God?

Have you ever lost a debate with God? Try that and then tell me you still wanna do it
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Bass_X0
11/28/21 4:13:06 PM
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Blasphemy is usually super effective.

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JimmyFraska
11/28/21 4:14:10 PM
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It's unfathomable and impossible for man to do so, or even imagine. We can try to imagine.

We don't even know if God could kill himself, and I don't care personally. I love God and want to serve him.
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xue1
11/28/21 4:14:11 PM
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Highly-intelligent beings are vulnerable to boredom. Like, if a year goes by, and nothing happens, that would be really boring
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Flauros
11/28/21 4:15:09 PM
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What if God wasnt actually some all powerful being? Just very advanced and smart.

Like a scientist in a lab that makes some sort of synthetic life form or robot that kills him.

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Xavier_On_High
11/28/21 4:15:13 PM
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Bad_Mojo
11/28/21 4:15:30 PM
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Crescente
11/28/21 4:17:00 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Why do you want to kill God?

God seems evil. If we kill God and take his powers, perhaps we can prevent all suffering.
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MaxEffingBemis
11/28/21 4:17:25 PM
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We should ask Joe Biden

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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:17:54 PM
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Crescente posted...
God seems evil. If we kill God and take his powers, perhaps we can prevent all suffering.
God is a perfect being.

What powers do you want to take?

I didn't want ANY of the progress I've made.
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ManaYuka
11/28/21 4:18:32 PM
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What we call "god" is really an interplanetary space weapon bent on travelling the universe absorbing and destroying all forms of life. Only the "contact" can destroy "god".

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AldousIsDead
11/28/21 4:18:44 PM
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The ontological argument?

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Crescente
11/28/21 4:19:01 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
God is a perfect being.

What powers do you want to take?

I didn't want ANY of the progress I've made.

Actually, if you think about it...God is probably not perfect. He made this imperfect universe Lol
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creativerealms
11/28/21 4:19:17 PM
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Ask Biden.

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dj1200
11/28/21 4:19:26 PM
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Assuming an all powerful god exists, it would be impossible.

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armandro
11/28/21 4:20:12 PM
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Ratchetrockon
11/28/21 4:20:26 PM
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Crescente posted...
Actually, if you think about it...God is probably not perfect. He made this imperfect universe Lol
We could be universe #352462 out 82010495857292957572928593716365929472947295729573957395729104959582 and made this one imperfect on purpose for his amusement

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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:20:33 PM
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Crescente posted...
Actually, if you think about it...God is probably not perfect. He made this imperfect universe Lol
The universe is imperfect by nature.

God is the opposite of that. Absolute dark
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Gobstoppers12
11/28/21 4:21:26 PM
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You're gonna need a Colt

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MC_BatCommander
11/28/21 4:22:19 PM
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Fox News knows how



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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:22:42 PM
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Try tackling a smaller deity and work your way up
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Xavier_On_High
11/28/21 4:32:22 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Try tackling a smaller deity and work your way up

Mega Man it. Take their powers and use them on the next god.

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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:32:55 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Mega Man it. Take their powers and use them on the next god.
Actually...

Yeah. Kinda
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Jagr_68
11/28/21 4:33:54 PM
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Can't kill something that's already dead.

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Guerrilla Soldier
11/28/21 4:34:00 PM
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the idea that we think we can even try means we've already lost

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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:38:18 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
the idea that we think we can even try means we've already lost

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Zikten
11/28/21 4:39:20 PM
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Well one idea is "what if God isn't as all powerful as they want us to think?"

I mean you mention ants. Technically it is possible for ants to kill humans. It's just very rare. But I think people have died to ant swarms. Yet they would see as gods probably. What if God isn't what we think? Maybe God is a mortal being too, just way more evolved than us

Anyway, it's just something fun to think about. I doubt any gods actually exist but if they did, I would be nervous of them. I dont trust the idea of a "loving God". If God exists, they are probably not actually as good as the Bible wants us to believe
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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:42:33 PM
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My deities tend to turn on me when I engage in new prospects. Rather consistently

Its part of the process

God and anti-God exists in all things...

.... Or rather it did and will. All things go full circle eventually. One way or the other
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Crescente
11/28/21 4:43:42 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
the idea that we think we can even try means we've already lost

Has the bible ever mention anything about God's weaknesses? Nothing is perfect. Not even God. If God can bleed, then we can kill it.

If one wants to argue that God is everywhere, then we have to get rid of the "everywhere" part of God that is in us. Sounds crazy, but anything is possible.
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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:45:25 PM
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Crescente posted...
Has the bible ever mention anything about God's weaknesses? Nothing is perfect. Not even God. If God can bleed, then we can kill it.

If one wants to argue that God is everywhere, then we have to get rid of the "everywhere" part of God that is in us. Sounds crazy, but anything is possible.
They tried that. God sent a body.

Allegedly is how we got Christianity, but that's major point of contention towards other religions.
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Blue_Dream87
11/28/21 4:48:40 PM
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God is a product of our conscious. If everyone on Earth experiences Ego Death at the same time, God will be crippled and we can send an army of space lab rats to consume him.

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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:49:38 PM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
God is a product of our conscious. If everyone on Earth experiences Ego Death at the same time, God will be crippled and we can send an army of space lab rats to consume him.
The belief theory

.... I thought we were made of sterner stuff
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Crescente
11/28/21 4:58:09 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
They tried that. God sent a body.

Allegedly is how we got Christianity, but that's major point of contention towards other religions.

There's no proof of the body. If God sent a part of himself, then that body should still be around somewhere. It's physical and fundamental chemicals would be entirely different from a human being. That body shouldn't have even died. Also, why hasn't God sent any more bodies?

I know why. It's because we've all been LIED TO!
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Xethuminra
11/28/21 4:59:29 PM
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Crescente posted...
There's no proof of the body. If God sent a part of himself, then that body should still be around somewhere. It's physical and fundamental chemicals would be entirely different from a human being. That body shouldn't have even died. Also, why hasn't God sent any more bodies?

I know why. It's because we've all been LIED TO!
Lied to? Yes

Also, you got hit with the lesser of two evils. The world is a big place. Lots of things happen.
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Glob
11/28/21 5:02:34 PM
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Zikten posted...
What if God isn't what we think? Maybe God is a mortal being too, just way more evolved than us

Then the being you are talking about isn't God.
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Crescente
11/28/21 5:03:06 PM
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Also, God is such a pussy. Why doesn't he just come here himself? I know why. It's because God is either dead or doesn't care about us. It's been over 2000 years and we haven't heard a peep from him. He must be busy fighting other Gods or Heaven Wars I'm guessing.
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Xethuminra
11/28/21 5:03:11 PM
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Glob posted...
Then the being you are talking about isn't God.
Keep him talking.
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UnholyMudcrab
11/28/21 5:03:39 PM
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Xethuminra
11/28/21 5:04:00 PM
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Summon the destroyer

Oh wait
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ssk9716757
11/28/21 5:06:15 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Convince Him to kill Himself.

this. tell him he can't kill himself so he's not all-powerful. we know he has a big ego so he'll do it just to prove it

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Xethuminra
11/28/21 5:08:20 PM
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ssk9716757 posted...
this. tell him he can't kill himself so he's not all-powerful. we know he has a big ego so he'll do it just to prove it
I feel like there's an alien out there laughing his ass off right now.
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SadHumanBeing
11/28/21 5:12:44 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Just don't believe.
This.

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Xethuminra
11/28/21 5:17:22 PM
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SadHumanBeing posted...
This.
Some things you can't unsee, mate
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Shotgunnova
11/28/21 5:17:57 PM
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Stand tall and shake the heavens.

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Funkydog
11/28/21 5:20:10 PM
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Someone has to have gay sex with someone else's husband, while eating shellfish.

This then exposes God's heart to be struck with a n arrow made from the original tree in the garden of Eden and can then be slain.
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Verdekal
11/28/21 5:31:19 PM
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Stop believing in him.

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Crescente
11/28/21 5:40:06 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Someone has to have gay sex with someone else's husband, while eating shellfish.

This then exposes God's heart to be struck with a n arrow made from the original tree in the garden of Eden and can then be slain.

Where would the heart be located? That's the biggest problem. It could be on the other side of the universe protected by quantum anomalies and black holes.
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