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About halfway through that game he should have been only playing the bench. No point risking injury andit would give the weaker players some game time.

Every St Olaf story
https://youtu.be/Q1Z3E4d02xk

A second Stargate.

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I think Im allergic to that movie. My eyes always get irritated and runny whenever I see Wall-E.

Because Donald Trump is a vexatious litigant.

Frosted_Midna posted...

Why ask for help...?

They want monoclonal antibodies so they can continue giving the middle finger to vaccination.

Florida uses over a quarter of the nations supply of monoclonal antibodies.

sondast posted...

So what medical condition can prevent a world class athlete from safely receiving a vaccine while still be able to perform world class feats?

He was born without testicles.

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Man born without neck demands to be paid, now!

refmon posted...

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-04/novak-djokovic-says-received-an-exemption-to-enter-australia/100738536

Are the Australians alright?

The Australians arent going to let him into the country so yeah theyre fine. Its tennis thats fucked up.

What Im getting from that tweet is that she thinks Biden should nuke the snowstorm.

You ever done lizard, man?

So heres the important question. Were people buying her farts on the internet?

I turn left on red when its onto a one way street.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

Imagine plugging a phone into the wall. Never had to buy one when you could take a 30m train trip to the local phone booth!

Operator, please connect me to Foxdale-3749.

My Citizen Eco doesnt need batteries ever.

Kisai posted...

Oh yeah, she had a map to land tattooed on her back, didn't she? Why not just copy the map down on a piece of paper or something instead of trying to kidnap her?

No paper.

Va va va voom.

She was intensely private so I doubt very much that that information is correct.

Home Alone

Landing strip?

They should shave a lightning bolt in there.

A child qualifies you to reregister for insurance I think. Thats gotta be considered a life changing event.

Maybe you can pick a different provider they do take there?

https://youtu.be/HiFoTfGBFvU&t=1390

The last 20 seconds

In network is such a scam.

Changing my score to 4 since I realized I met the Duplass brothers back in college.

5 Only the lame stuff

CobraGT posted...

We are the sweatiest ape. https://www.pennmedicine.org/news/news-releases/2021/april/the-chillest-ape-how-humans-evolved-a-super-high-cooling-capacity

This is a cool article because they found a gene in mice then found the corresponding gene in humans and other apes, and then rolled back the human version of the gene, reversing evolutionary changes to the chimp version.

Humans are super cooled apes. (Now I know when and why humans became furless).

What a coincidence. Im a chill ape.

Show me your purty mouth.

What does GETTR do if you post truthful covid information?

Climate change is weird.

Fish fell from the sky and rained over a Texas town in a weather phenomenon

It rained fish in east Texas this week.
The official Facebook account for the City of Texarkana shared a post and photo on Wednesday warning residents about "animal rain."

According to National Geographic, animal rain is when small animals like fish, bats, snakes, birds, and frogs get caught in waterspouts, carried into the sky from the ground, and fall with raindrops.
"2021 is pulling out all the tricks including raining fish in Texarkana today, and no, this isn't a joke," the caption read. It continued that while uncommon, animal rain does happen once in a while.

"While it's uncommon, it happens, as evidenced in several places in Texarkana today," the caption read.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/9/AAXm8_AACxO9.jpg

https://www.insider.com/fish-fell-from-the-sky-and-rained-over-texas-town-2022-1?amp

I wouldnt go to Miami right now.

Jx1010 posted...

So why wait till the end of 2021 to release this information to the public?

Because science takes time where as people like you can just pull bullshit out of their asses anytime they want.

Go cut me a switch.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/5/AAXm8_AACwt7.jpg

https://youtu.be/HiFoTfGBFvU&t=1390

Since the youtube window no longer supports skipping ahead to the time in the url like it does if the same url was opened in a new window just skip to the very end.

He got lost somewhere along the Tallahassee Trail.

I feel like at least one of us dont know what they hell yall are talking about.

Wolverines hand goes snikt.

Spidermans hand goes thwip.

What are some other superhero hand-based onomatopoeias?

My daughters name is Florona.

Vanilla posted...

Do drunk women tend to frequent monkey bars? This seems like a very unrealized fetish.

Seen it. Recently.

https://twitter.com/sethmeyers/status/1477005019681488898?s=20

MetalGearOcto posted...

Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.

Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!

Oh you mean the ITBC.

Keep watching for when she inevitably yelled wooooo and lifted her top to show her tits.

Feline_Heart posted...

The fuck are groundshakies?

When you put a bunch of ingredients in a blender and make a shake.

daynlokki posted...

Eh, jobs evolve. When they do, you have the option to keep going with it, or to move on. He chose to stay on knowing what was coming. He could have used that time to move to a new job instead.

No actually they evolve for new employees. What he has is called a contract and its binding.

Fam_Fam posted...

you have to deliver food once a month...i think he'll live. he should quit if he doesn't like the terms of his job, though.

He said it wasnt in the terms of his job.

Thank you for being a friend