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i havent had liquor in like a year i think. i dont even have a clue where the nearest liquor store is honestly

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hi ages boy. i had a beer today too.

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he doesnt grasp peoples necks anymore cause hes a pacifist

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me riding high gaining 12 life a turn off my 4 ivory towers


me when the energy flux hits


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im immune to rotation. all my cards are from 1995, before the wheel was invented

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just try and cast a synthesis monster when all your lands are tapped. try as hard as u can

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Veedrock- posted...

Nerd alert

where. ill fucking kill them. i hate nerds... always casting spells

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Mead posted...

all my decks have 4 basking rootwalla

well youre in luck. it will be very easy to discard him to hand size when i prevent you from casting any spells that cost mana

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wow. nice forest there buddy. nice island. nice plains. nice volcanic. nice city of brass. it's a shame you can only untap one... maybe in 4 turns you can play an icy manipulator?

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im going to buy a winter orb

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use your imagination to play it in your mind's eye

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they don't breed. eggs just appear there. please pay more attention to the dialogue before complaining

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im on a diet lokarin, stop offering me pizza

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im an agent from the matriarchal world of darkness here to replace all your facts with feelings

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Rayved posted...

You guys are going pretty deep with your theories about me. Crazy how you're all convinced to have it all figured out with so little info.

I bet you're the type of people who constantly make good educated decisions in life. Because God knows that when you know everything about everything, you don't even need to be open to other point of views other than your own.

May you continue down this path until you self destruct.

why would we self-destruct if we know everything. try using logic, buddy

Rayved posted...
One day, you'll pay attention to what he says and love it.

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Rayved posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/8/AAXYNLAACQJS

is that the painkiller guy who only eats meat


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Rayved posted...

I didn't say that, but your right to free speech does allow you to gaslight.

gasboss girlkeep gatelight

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Rayved posted...

It's a bad addiction and people who are defending this type of behavior just won't admit that they wish they could afford to have it as bad. End of the story.

Stop being snowflakes and admit that you all have a problem.

can you give some examples of how the mods of this board are corrupt

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its called Comirnaty now

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example



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Ozmose posted...

See how annoying that sounds? Told you, they're the worst.

I don't know what an sjw is

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i procrastinated until bed time but i did it yay
likehelly posted...

the amount left inside the needle itself is less than 1u, it doesn't really matter

yeah thats what my doctor said basically. i did draw it back in this time though just for peace of mind lol

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As a juror it is your god given right and your god given duty to nullify all bullshit laws

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morgan spurlock has such a creepy little mustache

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hi son

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i think the last person who tried that died

sorry i dont know whats wrong with me

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hi son

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4500 dollars on an insane series of complicated dental procedures

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using a wobbuffet this week

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Ooh what kind of car.i have a Subaru outback but I mostly use public transit right now sincei live downtown

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Mead posted...

you should send some tweets to nabisco

if i give them commercial ideas during a strike is that crossing the picket line

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tall and annoying

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i think they should make a graham crackers commercial that's just straight-up yaoi

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also i would advocate against talking about jury nullification during the jury selection process. you won't get to use it if you do that 'cause the lawyers will kick you out

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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Aren't jurors there just for the sake of it sometimes?

Like what if this is about the dude that hacked the woman up a few months back?

Or just some random punk teenager that gets into trouble every other month?

you can do jury nullification in any situation in which the jury returns a guilty/not guilty verdict. even in a grand jury, you could essentially do the same thing by returning a no bill

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gasbossgirlkeepgatelight

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hi im chelsea ^__^
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does your son have any other cool hobbies

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Oh that was my fault, sorry. I asked them to fire me but they talked me down to a whipping

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It's so weird how my dreams repeat all the time. This one always really stresses me out too. Basically in the dream I realize my feelings of dissociation/derealization are because I'm alreadydead, so I have to prepare my body for the funeral myself because I'm too nervous to talk to a mortician

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Sahuagin posted...

actually you are supposed to think for yourself, as it pertains to deciding if the law has been broken. you are not "supposed" to make yourself the arbiter of the law, even though there is no punishment for doing so.

Oh, You're supposed to think for yourself as long as you follow the state approved guidelines on what to think. How silly of me toget that wrong.

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Sahuagin posted...

supposed

Lol. 'actuslly you're not supposed to think for yourself, you should just participate in sending people to jail for helping fugitive slaves escape'

You need to stop worshipping the state and let god into your life

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I'm writing down all these great ideas

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

call everything you dont like toxic

This song is garbage. It's just 'toxic' but worse

Hydro pump? Lol. You might as well cast toxic, scrub

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I'm rly good at that. Let me try

I'm so nonjudgmental. I mean, Im even friends with people who eat meat. Nobody is too pointlessly cruel for me to treat them like a friend

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I wanna play magic and talk about Jesus with him

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S innu is boring though

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i rly like them too. have you tried acid before btw

and you dont sound manic at all to me, from my experiences dealing with my brother's manic episodes

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should i talk about how im vegan more often

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try sucking them off

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Is Richard the robot or the weasel

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