Lurker > LeoRavus

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, Database 9 ( 09.28.2021-02-17-2022 ), DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 ... 44
TopicOne of these 3 pictures, its NOT Elon Musk
LeoRavus
01/10/22 3:50:22 PM
#10
ITT TC doesn't know the difference between a white man and an Asian man

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicI know there's an RPG in your backlog you've sunk 20 hours into
LeoRavus
01/10/22 3:42:50 PM
#37
Skyrim and Valhalla.

I really don't like either one though.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicAfter bottom surgery, she's never telling a guy shes trans ever again
LeoRavus
01/10/22 2:42:39 PM
#385
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


What kind of shit gynecologist can't tell a biological snatch from a fabricated one. Seriously.

I mean to each his/her own with what they wanna do to their junk but I find it impossible that a trained medical professional doesn't know what a natural pussy looks like.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicStill the greatest cover song ever
LeoRavus
01/10/22 6:26:19 AM
#5
God no. The singer looks like he's having a seizure. Kurt was smooth with it not all spastic and creepy.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicFucking hell. My coworker called out saying he ran over a porcupine
LeoRavus
01/10/22 6:13:42 AM
#11
viewmaster_pi posted...
did the porcupine have corn

I just saw that thread lol. This must be porcupine day. I wonder if my coworker posts here.


---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicFucking hell. My coworker called out saying he ran over a porcupine
LeoRavus
01/10/22 6:08:25 AM
#7
BigMommyMilkers posted...
How much you getting paid?

Overtime is like 30 something but I don't need the money. I'd rather sleep.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicNostalgia time, watching The Mummy. Spoilers
LeoRavus
01/10/22 6:05:57 AM
#15
pegusus123456 posted...
He had an extremely tough life, you shut your mouth

Meh, they say he put on the weight for a role in "The Whale".

If that's true he's a fucking idiot. No amount of money is worth your health. That's what they have fat suits and CGI for. Fat Bastard was a thin man in a fat suit. Why is this moron killing himself for no reason

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicNostalgia time, watching The Mummy. Spoilers
LeoRavus
01/10/22 5:57:41 AM
#13
On a side note, Brendan Fraser aged horribly.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/2/AAcaokAACnDw.jpg

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicFucking hell. My coworker called out saying he ran over a porcupine
LeoRavus
01/10/22 5:49:24 AM
#4
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Do you have to tho

You could simply be out of town

The way it works at my job if someone calls out we have to work 12 hour shifts to cover. So I have to go in at 10 instead of 2.

I should have simply not responded to his text but I was fucking amazed by his porcupine story and had to call his ass out on it.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicFucking hell. My coworker called out saying he ran over a porcupine
LeoRavus
01/10/22 5:43:15 AM
#1
Now I have to go in early. Said it flattened 2 tires and he can't get to work.

I live in eastern Maryland. We don't even have porcupines around here. I hope he fucking gets fired.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
Topic19 year old killed while working night shift at NYC Burger King
LeoRavus
01/10/22 5:19:21 AM
#4
What kind of shit would get $100 then kill someone for no reason?

He should have just shot himself. He'll get caught and his life is over. Ending your life for $100....fucking hell.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicHave you ever filled up the toilet and been like damn, what did I eat?
LeoRavus
01/10/22 5:00:59 AM
#1
You ever been amazed at your bm


Sometimes I'm in shock and awe. Like I won't have eaten anything but when I do #2 the toilet is full.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicIf you were terminal would you be willing to be frozen alive in hopes of a cure?
LeoRavus
01/10/22 4:46:25 AM
#6
Guide posted...
Long as someone else pays for it, why not

I'd pay for it.

Imagine if you had some bad form of cancer with no hopes of surviving with our current technology. At least being knocked out and frozen would give you hope that you may live on. And maybe to a point where there's a cure for old age so you'd be immortal.


---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicIf you were terminal would you be willing to be frozen alive in hopes of a cure?
LeoRavus
01/10/22 4:26:26 AM
#1
Would you want to be frozen alive?


I'd like to be frozen alive even if I wasn't terminal.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicI had to pee real bad earlier and peed outside a store
LeoRavus
01/10/22 3:52:41 AM
#7
R1masher posted...
Peeing outside was decriminalized like five years ago

Thank god.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicI had to pee real bad earlier and peed outside a store
LeoRavus
01/10/22 3:24:58 AM
#5
Dakimakura posted...
Maybe he is angry you didnt pee on him

Maybe next time.

I'm wondering if he got my tag number and reported me for peeing in public.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicI had to pee real bad earlier and peed outside a store
LeoRavus
01/10/22 3:04:16 AM
#1
I couldn't hold it anymore. Some guy in another parking lot started yelling at me then got in his truck and followed me for a while.

What the fuck was his problem? I should have peed on him.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicWhy are American men afraid to show their bulges?
LeoRavus
01/09/22 1:02:06 PM
#1
In other countries men wear speedos and don't give af who looks at it.

Why are male genitals shameful in America. Women show their cleavage and camel toes at the beach

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicWhat are your thoughts on who pays for a friends' night out?
LeoRavus
01/09/22 5:06:44 AM
#1
Who should pay?


This is the scenario.

I have a friend who wants me to go out and eat every single weekend. His dad's a doctor and bought him his house. He makes twice as much as me. But whenever we go out to eat the first thing he tells the server is, "We'll be having separate checks".

I'm like bitch, this was your idea. You have way more money than me and no bills. Why am I even here?

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicThis is still one of the greatest videos of all time (Wendy Williams).
LeoRavus
01/08/22 11:06:28 PM
#21
The video stopped at the worst time. She couldn't go from basically laughing at him for being some nobody clown with a lot of followers to saying he was murdered without an explanation.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicWhy can't consoles get sex games?
LeoRavus
01/08/22 7:42:47 PM
#12
I played 1 sex game on PC and it was stupid

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicMan douses self in hand sanitizer, is set on fire when police tase him
LeoRavus
01/08/22 7:13:58 PM
#19
LeperMessiahXX posted...
Also I'm kind of shocked he died from that since as I said, it didn't look that bad. I mean it looked bad, but it looked survivable even with the cops doing nothing.

25 seconds is a long time to be in fire. I'll have to watch the video but why did they have to taze him anyway. 3 cops couldn't subdue a drunk covered in hand sanitizer?

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicShould I go on a date with her?
LeoRavus
01/07/22 8:25:02 PM
#12
Damn you skipped the date and went right for the relationship

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicFormer McDonald's CEO warns of looming labor shortage because retiring boomers
LeoRavus
01/07/22 7:52:56 PM
#89
wackyteen posted...
They're like that much where I am already

Same around here. I got an egg mcmuffin meal with small orange juice and it came to $9. I could get a whole chicken or pork roast for less than that.

I'm so fucking done with fast food. The price of everything's going up faster than my wages.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicWhy is it okay for leonardo di caprio to refuse to date women above 25?
LeoRavus
01/07/22 7:21:29 PM
#87
As long as he knows they're only doing it for money or fame that's his business. He's starting to look his age and got fat. He should at least take care of himself if he's banging 10/10s half his age.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicC/D: It is still mostly everybody's dream worldwide to live in America
LeoRavus
01/07/22 8:53:36 AM
#42
Punished_Blinx posted...
I haven't met anyone in Australia who has wanted to move to America and don't know anyone who has.

People who I know that moved internationally went to the Netherlands, Ireland and Singapore from what I remember.

I'd only want to live in the US if I was filthy rich and could live in Manhattan or Beverly Hills or something. Even then I'd want a house in a few places around the world I think.

Actually wait I know one of my Uncles who lived in Scotland moved to Miami back in the 90s I think. My Dad moved to Australia and a couple of others moved to Canada.

I was FB friends with an Australian woman who said she wouldn't move to America because she didn't want to dodge bullets. She was legit afraid of getting shot as if everyone in the country's packing heat and shooting at each other lol. I only know one person who's been shot and that was because of a drug deal that went bad.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicRacist live streamer throws cans at people, receives consequences
LeoRavus
01/06/22 11:23:18 PM
#27
I doubt she remembered any of that until she watched it the next day.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicAre snow days already a thing of the past?
LeoRavus
01/06/22 9:49:02 PM
#8
How does that work if the kid doesn't have the internet at home

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
Topic20% off everything in all stores, but it costs $5 just to enter a store. Deal?
LeoRavus
01/06/22 9:45:24 PM
#3
Yeah. Buy expensive shit for 20% off and sell it full price.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicWhat do you think is underneath all that ice in Antarctica?
LeoRavus
01/06/22 3:02:32 AM
#24
Land ho

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicHave you ever sprayed colon in your underwear?
LeoRavus
01/06/22 2:19:48 AM
#1
Just a little squirt for good measure.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicImagine if humans laid eggs instead of giving live birth
LeoRavus
01/06/22 2:07:28 AM
#1
Would you be happy hatching an egg with body heat?



I would honestly love to hatch a human egg with body heat.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicI made peanut butter cookies
LeoRavus
01/06/22 2:03:23 AM
#7
This is actually the first thing I ever cooked and looked just like that with the fork marks. Home economics class in the 6th grade.

Takes me back

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicWhat do you think is underneath all that ice in Antarctica?
LeoRavus
01/06/22 1:08:44 AM
#4
Predator eggs

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
Topicwhy do french call perfume toilette?
LeoRavus
01/06/22 1:04:36 AM
#4
Because back in the day before plumbing the only way they could keep their genitals from stinking was putting perfume on them after going to the toilet

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
Topicpost here if your birth year is divisible by 4
LeoRavus
01/06/22 12:54:29 AM
#7
Yes, it comes to 474.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicI can't believe someone would name their child Colon
LeoRavus
01/06/22 12:48:32 AM
#1
That's some shit you legally change when you get old enough.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicAre you playing the Powerball?
LeoRavus
01/06/22 12:13:27 AM
#20
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I'd be afraid for my safety

That's why you stay anonymous. I'm pretty sure that's an option for lottery winners.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicWe should start scalping clean air while we can
LeoRavus
01/05/22 9:35:46 PM
#5
People are already doing that. I think it comes from the Alps or some shit

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicWho is scarier: Freddy Krueger or Pinhead
LeoRavus
01/05/22 9:32:46 PM
#17
I've never seen a pinhead movie

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicAre you playing the Powerball?
LeoRavus
01/05/22 9:27:54 PM
#8
It's always funny how people go crazy over the big jackpot like they can't live off the average sized ones

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicPope declares couples who don't want children or only have one as selfish
LeoRavus
01/05/22 7:59:09 PM
#33
Aren't Popes childless virgins who aren't even allowed to jerk off?

What a tool

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicJust had to pay $800 for my insulin.
LeoRavus
01/05/22 7:22:50 PM
#35
It's fucked up that paying extra each week for a smaller deductible comes out to about the same by the end of the year. My deductible goes down $600 for the higher option, but total insurance payment goes up $580. And if you don't reach the deductible you're paying extra for nothing.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicIs it just me, or does it seem like everyone is catching Omnicron?
LeoRavus
01/05/22 1:23:10 PM
#10
I need to get my booster.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicMiley Cyrus has been UNFOLLOWED by Kim Kardashian on the gram
LeoRavus
01/05/22 1:16:15 PM
#3
Damn was her New Year's performance that bad?

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
Topic''28 year old kid"
LeoRavus
01/05/22 3:15:19 AM
#5
Some 28 year olds look 17 and others look 40

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicDo you cut your burritos or wraps in half before eating them?
LeoRavus
01/05/22 3:01:08 AM
#10
I don't think I've ever seen a burrito cut in half.

Wraps are only cut in half so people know it's a wrap and not a burrito.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
TopicWhat are birds?
LeoRavus
01/04/22 9:32:21 PM
#9
I'm fine with birds until they wanna hang outside my bedroom window squawking and scratching around.

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
Board List
Page List: 1 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 ... 44