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TopicCould all this so called inflation be part of the planned coup?
Machete
02/14/22 1:27:31 PM
#5
Yes

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TopicDo you think the NFL will work with the XFL?
Machete
02/14/22 1:26:15 PM
#2
Why haven't they made a DFL yet?

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TopicIt's over for the Clinton campaign
Machete
02/14/22 1:21:43 PM
#17
What clinton campaign? I heard she trolled donald but making "but her emails" hats but I was not aware she was campaigning for anything.

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TopicMan I can hear a chopper circling around area the past 15 minutes
Machete
02/14/22 1:19:12 PM
#2
RIP man chopper 97 past hearing circles or just his career? around degrees.

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TopicSo I've heard Pokemon Go is actually fun now. Is that true?
Machete
02/14/22 12:50:22 PM
#8
Alpha218 posted...
Ive been playing it since launch. Its fun collecting for me. If youre not into that then idk. The PvP sucks even though theres people that swear by it. Raiding is nice and all but its designed to be a money sink for the people that do it all the time

This. I used to play a lot but now it's just sort of do a few little things each day if I remember to and have it on if I'm already walking around. I don't bother with pvp or trading and I don't do gifting much either because my items are always full (I've spent a ton of in game currency on more item space too). I pretty much only do remote solo raids except on rare occasions when a friend invites me to a legendary, but that is sometimes glitchy. Never spent real money on it and never will. Fighting rocket dickheads is kinda fun but sometimes annoying, but I like how charged moves work in those fights.

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TopicThe NFL is now the league of sexual anarchy.
Machete
02/14/22 12:45:59 PM
#6
Sczoyd posted...
I can't believe people actually listen to rightwing


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TopicDid any of you bet money on the super bowl?
Machete
02/14/22 12:44:26 PM
#6
At the beginning of the season, I tried to bet 1 trillion dollars that Tom Brady was going to win the next 10 superbowls including yesterday but apparently I forgot to hit submit, which was very fortunate

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TopicCarrieChan closed their account
Machete
02/14/22 12:41:35 PM
#18
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


yeah, imagine thinking that you've burned someone by making a call of duty reference...

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TopicCarrieChan closed their account
Machete
02/14/22 12:38:52 PM
#17
AngelicRadiance posted...
Isn't that gwaak? Good

gwwak will "retire" his alts sometimes. He won't always close them and might just call one "retired" and not use it again for a while (he did that with DragonGirlYuki) so this is more likely that, or maybe he kept it simply for active messages and a bunch of shit purged or something so he didn't need the account anymore. It probably doesn't mean the person behind the accounts is planning to leave the site for good.

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TopicHow many cups of coffee do you drink daily?
Machete
02/14/22 12:34:34 PM
#40
It is more won't than can't. Hot drinks at any standard hot drink temperature will cause burns that will last for a few days. Waiting for them to cool down to safe temperatures is inconvenient. Adding ice dilutes. I don't like luke warm or room temperature drinks (wine/liquor at room temp is fine) and much prefer ice cold... so really, if it doesn't contain alcohol, I want it ice cold or I won't bother (if I am really thirsty and have not cold water that I can't make cold for whatever reason, I'll drink it for hydration but I don't prefer to do that if I can avoid it).

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TopicHow many cups of coffee do you drink daily?
Machete
02/14/22 12:27:23 PM
#37
0

Can't drink any hot beverages of any kind and I only have iced coffee on rare occasions. I will drink stuff with caffeine once in a while, like soda or four loko but not daily and I don't rely on caffeine for functionality like most people do.

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TopicFox News wrote a story about the Super Bowl half time show
Machete
02/14/22 12:06:52 PM
#25
Also I saw some people criticizing 50 cent about his weight but I think he looks good a bit thicc lol

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TopicFox News wrote a story about the Super Bowl half time show
Machete
02/14/22 12:05:34 PM
#24
It was definitely the best in the past 20 years. I would put U2 slightly above it but otherwise it destroyed every halftime show I can think of recently.

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Topic"Maybe I did something to deserve this bad situation"
Machete
02/14/22 11:54:44 AM
#32
Wtf choco those are some serious logic leaps.

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TopicThe SUPER BOWL LVI Topic
Machete
02/13/22 9:33:39 PM
#132
Eramir posted...
Aaron Donald

I feel so fucking bad for that dude having such a shitty last name :(

__aCEr__ posted...
Danny Trejo is in everything.

NO U!

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TopicWhy are you a democrat?
Machete
02/13/22 9:31:42 PM
#17
Independent but I vote blue an overwhelming amount of the time

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TopicJordan Peterson having a meltie
Machete
02/13/22 8:57:46 PM
#33
when-I-was-in-Kindergarten-and-learning-to-write-for-the-first-time- I-also-put-hyphens-between-words-for-no-reason

(I had to break that up)

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TopicSmall-faced fascist Charlie Kirk has thoughts about the halftime show
Machete
02/13/22 8:55:24 PM
#3
what a dumb worthless piece of shit. That was the best halftime show in more than 20 years

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TopicThe SUPER BOWL LVI Topic
Machete
02/13/22 8:28:49 PM
#85
That was probably my favorite halftime show since U2 like 20 years ago tbh

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TopicThe SUPER BOWL LVI Topic
Machete
02/13/22 7:07:53 PM
#48
did anyone scan it? Was it some "get free $1 worth of crypto if you sign up for our shit" nonsense?

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TopicThe SUPER BOWL LVI Topic
Machete
02/13/22 7:05:51 PM
#42
what the fuck is this bouncing QR bullshit?

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Topic"why can't we make fun of transgender kids at school?"
Machete
02/13/22 7:03:05 PM
#58
LightHawKnight posted...
What charisma? They are acting like fucking idiots.

and the person you are responding to is acting like a banned user :P

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TopicThe SUPER BOWL LVI Topic
Machete
02/13/22 6:57:17 PM
#41
Aristoph posted...
Welcome to Super Bowl commercials for the last decade or more. I see you're new here.

I'm not new. It's just that complaining is the one thing I will never get sick of

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TopicThe SUPER BOWL LVI Topic
Machete
02/13/22 6:54:44 PM
#37
That arnold and selma hayek commercial was dumb as fuck

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TopicIndia considering BANNING crackers from entering their stores!!!
Machete
02/13/22 6:47:41 PM
#26
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I wanna see this movie.

sounds made for TV... probably on hallmark channel

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TopicThe SUPER BOWL LVI Topic
Machete
02/13/22 6:43:54 PM
#29
K181 posted...
You mean, when.

if, when, not important. The important thing is no more "President Johnson" only "President The Rock"

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TopicYou get a cute white wife but you and your family must live here forever
Machete
02/13/22 6:42:34 PM
#19
Vegy posted...
and your 3 kids

dealbreaker. I will never say yes to any scenario where I have more than 0 kids

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TopicThe SUPER BOWL LVI Topic
Machete
02/13/22 6:38:27 PM
#22
K181 posted...
Its going to be weird when the Rock is President.

If he becomes president, the first thing he should do should be an executive order to make it illegal for anyone to publicly refer to him as anything other than "President The Rock"

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TopicThe SUPER BOWL LVI Topic
Machete
02/13/22 6:33:18 PM
#17
That blonde commentator tripped me out a little bit. She looks like Dee from Always Sunny but also looks like Waitress from Always Sunny... like halfway between them O_O

oh and now they have The Rock "Dwayne" Johnson saying stuff

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TopicLog out of your account while on CE
Machete
02/13/22 6:28:48 PM
#14
Error1355 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/3/AADAKwAAC68R.png

Allen should fix this. It's annoying. Going to "log in or sign up" screen was much better than this.

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TopicSuper Bowl just got away with singing a racist song
Machete
02/13/22 6:26:03 PM
#6
was it the national anthem? My TV was muted and I turned to the channel while someone was singing and I left it muted because I always mute national anthem while watching sports since I don't like the national anthem and think it sounds like shit.

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TopicIndia considering BANNING crackers from entering their stores!!!
Machete
02/13/22 6:18:18 PM
#24
Imit8m3 posted...
You should hear what they call cigarettes in England.

you should hear what they call fart in England.

trump

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TopicThey modded my post pointing out Alucard188s (M) slur but just closed his topic.
Machete
02/13/22 4:52:36 PM
#96
Medussa posted...
no one was actually offended by the topic. they're pretending to be offended by it, for reasons.

for most of those people, it is to be expected given their history. It's not expected from some other folks, such as TC. I am surprised that TC has stooped to this.

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TopicThey modded my post pointing out Alucard188s (M) slur but just closed his topic.
Machete
02/13/22 4:48:13 PM
#88
Alucard188 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/moderation/my_mods?id=20904

Oh, hey. Aw shit, you guys. Oh no. Gosh dern it.

links like that do not work for anyone other than the user who was moderated >_>

(unless I'm getting a 401 error for some other reason lol)

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TopicWhich of these was NOT Invented in CANADA?? Can you guess which??
Machete
02/13/22 4:43:53 PM
#13
Irony posted...
Canada invented the United States


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TopicThey modded my post pointing out Alucard188s (M) slur but just closed his topic.
Machete
02/13/22 4:27:25 PM
#56
Alucard188 posted...
Oh grow up.

seriously. These people calling it a slur are acting fucking ridiculous. I expect that kinda shit from trolling trumpists, but not from users who otherwise have always seemed decent as far as I've seen.

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TopicI see Reps are getting lockherup trending again
Machete
02/13/22 10:30:57 AM
#2
donald is scared because he has committed trillions of crime

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TopicBarry Bones was right about Boston.
Machete
02/13/22 10:12:06 AM
#12
Lol barry bones

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TopicITT: What $8.65 gets you at McDonald's in 2022
Machete
02/13/22 10:11:34 AM
#10
Not interested in mcgriddles

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TopicQuck, which game brought you to GameFAQS???!
Machete
02/13/22 10:10:07 AM
#75
Quck... lol

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TopicSouth Park - Season 25 Episode 2 - The Big Fix
Machete
02/13/22 9:56:50 AM
#21
It was always Token in closed captions.

Overall, episode was exponentially better than previous one.

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TopicPoker tournament starts in one hour and 15 minutes. LETS GET IT
Machete
02/12/22 11:04:37 PM
#25
I'm 1 hand into a freeroll for free site cash (not fun like your games lol)

but I will update here because why not

currently 16/75 (only 3rd hand. Was 80something people to star lmao so many all ins on first 2 hands wtf)

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TopicMatt Walsh with quite possibly his worst take ever. (CW: Child abuse)
Machete
02/12/22 9:33:55 PM
#18
Post 16 has a good point. Matt Walsh from Upright Citizens Brigade should sue this same name shit-imposter.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
Machete
02/12/22 9:17:13 PM
#421
my mother threw out all the old mtg cards I had when she moved and I tried to guilt trip her over it but she was all "they were in trash condition because your brother fucked them up" which to be fair, my brother was a fucking klepto when we were younger and I was very close to cutting him out of my life permanently before he got a med adjustment and turned his life around (I would say now that he is the closest person to me in general). I didn't fully get over the whole thing because I had a decent amount of semi-valuable cards, but I blame my mother for that because she used my brother as a convenient excuse and I don't think he had anything to do with anything (the cards may have been degraded just by time/wear and tear, so she might have not been entirely wrong, but my assessment is she just threw them out with a "I don't want to deal with this" attitude and then fucking lied about it after the fact to try and justify it. At face value it's over and done but I am not the type of person who is even mentally capable of just forgetting stuff :/ (believe me, I want to be able to just "not remember" things but my brain is not wired that way))

edit: lol nice this was post 421. That was my employee ID # at a job I had over a decade ago. I wanted 420 but one of the managers (who was a friend of mine and helped me get the job) had already taken it, so I to picked between 419 and 421 and I went with 421 (another friend of both us took 419 shortly thereafter)

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Topic$77,000 but you have to defeat your mother in a boxing match.
Machete
02/12/22 8:09:46 PM
#14
I couldn't even get my mother to half assed punch me in the gut to prove a point. I don't know what "trying her best" even means, but if I had the option of just taking everything until she gets tired and quits and I win by default, that would be the best option (and I would obviously give her some of the winnings for going along with it).

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TopicMatt Walsh with quite possibly his worst take ever. (CW: Child abuse)
Machete
02/12/22 8:05:19 PM
#8
report the shit out of that tbh

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
Machete
02/12/22 7:01:57 PM
#395
Oh shit someone died? I did not hear about that. Fuck :(

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
Machete
02/12/22 7:01:07 PM
#394
Nice. The one I watched is called Punchdown. There is a more recent season but there was some issue woth it. Eother some was missing for copyright shit or it wasn't subtitled. I don't remember. I just know I meant to watch it and some bullshit happened lol

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
Machete
02/12/22 6:52:54 PM
#390
I've watched competitive face slapping, like a whole complete season tournament. That shit's no joke. Blood was drawn, big welts happened, dudes got knocked to the floor. I think one or two got rattled to the point of conceding early. The league was Polish but at least one slapper was Russian.

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