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| Topic | Do you think it's possible that fire breathing dragons did exist? |
| Malcrasternus 01/01/22 12:23:19 PM #5 | Why is it so important that the fires come from the mouth? Could there not be fire farting dragons? Napalm pissing dragons? I know Taco Bell was founded in the 60's but horrible eating habits surely had to have existed before then. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | GregShmedley is WARNED |
| Malcrasternus 01/01/22 11:00:52 AM #14 | RobertDoback posted... This would be a decent response if you haven't been warned yourself. In all fairness I've never been warned but I don't take myself or anyone here seriously either. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Help me come up with a fictional CEO character name |
| Malcrasternus 01/01/22 10:59:03 AM #46 | Thick McRunfast --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Help me come up with a fictional CEO character name |
| Malcrasternus 01/01/22 10:53:45 AM #41 | Buff Drinklots --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Post her face when she sees your penis |
| Malcrasternus 12/31/21 5:04:46 AM #66 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/7/AAL4msAACwgr.jpg --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Do new TVs have a burn in issue? |
| Malcrasternus 12/30/21 8:08:48 PM #5 | Wasn't that a problem on plasma screens? Funny how we went full circle on that. I imagine it's not nearly as bad, but. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | i still dont understand what nft means |
| Malcrasternus 12/30/21 7:44:36 PM #23 | Non Flushable Turd --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | You pull up to the stoplight and it hits you with red AND green, what do you do? |
| Malcrasternus 12/30/21 2:56:01 PM #4 | During a malfunction or outage, intersections are to be treated as 4-way stops. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Ugh I fucking hate car ownership |
| Malcrasternus 12/30/21 2:27:05 PM #7 | That's the remaining life of the oil. Depending on the car it'll just measure mileage, while more sophisticated systems will compare miles to engine hours, throttle, outside temp, etc. For my Challenger I'm on a strict 5k mile or 6 month schedule for my synthetic oil. Far as leaks go the cardboard idea is good, but doesn't beat a good old fashioned peek under the skirt to see what and where it's costing you money. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Gunman kills 5 people and wounds others in a shooting spree across the Denver |
| Malcrasternus 12/29/21 1:35:08 PM #5 | DarthAragorn posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79830326 Time for more gun control, that was clearly the issue here. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | ou guys have to admit, i am pretty funny |
| Malcrasternus 12/28/21 10:20:37 PM #5 | Funny lookin' maybe. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Worth it to pay $100 for a synthetic oil change? |
| Malcrasternus 12/28/21 6:49:50 PM #7 | If you have access to solid ground and some car ramps, you can do it for half that. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Currently eating tamales and mexican rice for christmas dinner |
| Malcrasternus 12/24/21 10:08:40 PM #10 | I too am partaking in the consumption of tamales. My family has 6 goddamn dozen trays of 'em now. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Guess the real name of the poster above you |
| Malcrasternus 12/24/21 8:28:43 AM #41 | Buff Drinklots --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Best songs to make love to? |
| Malcrasternus 12/23/21 7:31:31 PM #40 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QhqgKzsD2A --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Hi CE! I'm a girl, used to post here a lot years ago, AMA! <3 (Pics!) |
| Malcrasternus 12/22/21 3:08:05 PM #23 | Welcome back. We didn't talk much so I know you won't recognize the username, but nice to see you again. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | First Omicron death in US already had COVID. |
| Malcrasternus 12/22/21 3:17:45 AM #4 | Guide posted... Wonder if it'll get anyone here. Probably me. I'm around dozens of different people per day. Thankfully I have both Moderna shots, and am hoping to get the booster soon. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | KFC is better than the overrated Popeyes trash |
| Malcrasternus 12/22/21 1:08:08 AM #11 | This is going to get more heated than the chicken KFC leaves under the lamps. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Guess I'm choosing da moderna booster |
| Malcrasternus 12/20/21 1:47:32 PM #14 | Moderna stronk --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Anyone else deal with cut up hands in winter |
| Malcrasternus 12/20/21 2:19:29 AM #19 | I use Lubriderm, seems to do the trick. Though I imagine any hand lotion is good so long as you use it daily. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | what's the argument against having a Social Credit system? |
| Malcrasternus 12/19/21 8:16:58 PM #18 | We already do. What's your credit score? --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | What do I need to know about dating a guy in the military? |
| Malcrasternus 12/19/21 4:46:41 PM #79 | Everything is going to smell like maple syrup. Everything. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | I'd pay any price to have my girlfriend back. |
| Malcrasternus 12/18/21 8:52:16 PM #24 | It's in the past. Let it go so you can heal. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Have you ever been banned from www.gamefaqs.com/boards |
| Malcrasternus 12/16/21 1:10:44 PM #12 | A sigwipe, once. Something about a watermark, I think. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | It begins. Latin Civil Rights organization dropping LatinX. |
| Malcrasternus 12/15/21 12:22:50 AM #10 | Solar_Crimson posted... I always preferred "Latin@" over "LatinX". @ keeps both the "o" and the "a" in it. Ew. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Can someone explain why parents would buy their kid a gun as a Christmas gift? |
| Malcrasternus 12/14/21 11:42:02 PM #5 | It depends on the maturity of the child, who in this case, wasn't at all. It's a huge responsibility, which many families are capable of handling, but the mom and dad seemed only as mature as the child was. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | sktgamer_13dude is WARNED |
| Malcrasternus 12/14/21 7:35:20 PM #8 | Hey dude, like. . . chill out. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | I'm going to educate you about guns. |
| Malcrasternus 12/14/21 2:24:17 AM #18 | Absolute co-witness or lower third co-witness? --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Glitter Bomb 4.0 vs package thieves |
| Malcrasternus 12/13/21 8:11:11 PM #27 | I'd have just left the tracking, and the cameras for evidence. Though I will admit I got a good chuckle out the idea of having Nelson's laugh and the police radio chatter. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Newsome says he will use legal tactics of TX abortion ban to implement gun... |
| Malcrasternus 12/13/21 6:12:31 PM #60 | Doom_Art posted... I wanna launch my nuke Did you buy the battle pass? --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Amazon victim's last words to family; "They won't let us leave." |
| Malcrasternus 12/13/21 6:06:54 PM #16 | If it comes down to legal action, if Amazon told workers to ignore an evacuation order, they're pretty screwed. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | It is SUCH an American thing that banning Assault Rifles is controversial but |
| Malcrasternus 12/13/21 5:48:51 PM #19 | Materus posted... Assault rifles are already banned and banning abortion is incredibly controversial. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Newsome says he will use legal tactics of TX abortion ban to implement gun... |
| Malcrasternus 12/13/21 5:38:07 PM #55 | DarthAragorn posted... Constitution says arms. Not firearms. . . .okay? A nuke would still not fall under the term for private ownership. It's a destructive device with no known FFL dealer to transfer rights and property of said device over to a private entity. Plus, if we're getting real technical and puffed up, the military is funded by taxpayer dollars, so every American has in some small part, ownership over American nukes. But that's getting into the silly, semantic side of the argument. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Newsome says he will use legal tactics of TX abortion ban to implement gun... |
| Malcrasternus 12/13/21 5:31:16 PM #52 | DarthAragorn posted... so are nukes and I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to own them Nukes would be considered a destructive device, not a firearm. And to own a destructive device there's a whole slew of legal hoops and paperwork. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | My meat bled all over the supermarket floor at rush hour |
| Malcrasternus 12/13/21 5:26:43 PM #11 | Looks good man. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Does anyone here follow slapping tournaments? A Polish athlete died recently |
| Malcrasternus 12/13/21 4:54:33 PM #8 | A lot of those hits are essentially open hand punches, and hits to the side of the head are more dangerous than hits to the front. It's bad that manlet brought so much attention to the "sport." --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | What if Halo game, but you play as a grunt? |
| Malcrasternus 12/13/21 4:19:03 PM #2 | You technically could in Halo 2, through glitching. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | I have this pack of Bertie Bott's every flavour beans I haven't opened yet |
| Malcrasternus 12/12/21 8:26:40 PM #12 | The vomit flavor is actually a cheese pizza recipe that they could never get right. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Newsome says he will use legal tactics of TX abortion ban to implement gun... |
| Malcrasternus 12/12/21 8:24:22 PM #5 | Disgusting, on both California and Texas. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | When was the last time u caught a cold or the flu? |
| Malcrasternus 12/10/21 5:12:00 PM #2 | The other day, actually. I'm home right now, taking it easy to make sure it's nothing more serious. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Sonic the hedgehog 2 movie trailer |
| Malcrasternus 12/09/21 9:01:36 PM #4 | Damn, it's actually looking good. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | What is your favorite Ben and Jerry flavor? |
| Malcrasternus 12/09/21 3:36:31 AM #19 | No fucking politics whatsoever chocolate. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Homelander vs Hancock |
| Malcrasternus 12/09/21 2:24:42 AM #15 | Hancock, if he gets a good headshot with his jizz attack. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | remember when 18 sexually assaulted krillin |
| Malcrasternus 12/07/21 5:01:57 PM #18 | YugiNoob posted... I dont know, Krillin is 5 feet tall, so hes only gonna be 15 inches lol 18's not complaining. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | remember when 18 sexually assaulted krillin |
| Malcrasternus 12/07/21 3:22:13 PM #9 | YugiNoob posted... Im sorry, but $1,249??? Holy shitballs I didn't even see the price. AND there's a down payment of $187. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Who would win in a shootout? Ethan Crumbly or Kyle Rittenhouse? |
| Malcrasternus 12/04/21 8:32:52 PM #8 | Wii_Shaker posted... This topic was made in bad taste. I apologize. Mods please close the topic. Your heresy will stay your feet, and you shall be left behind. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Imagine posting this photo days after a kid shot up a school w/his parent's guns |
| Malcrasternus 12/04/21 8:30:33 PM #179 | yemmy posted... 6 whole guns!! I need to step up. All I have are half guns. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
| Topic | Whoever thought mayonnaise is a good idea on a burger |
| Malcrasternus 12/04/21 4:15:48 PM #28 | I don't like when the mayo is oozing off the bun. Just a light coat on a toasted bun does wonders. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 |
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