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Topic$50k or women stop wearing bikini tops when swimming
Malcrasternus
12/03/21 10:38:53 PM
#20
Actually the question is stupidly worded so I retract my statement.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWhat is your favorite space object?
Malcrasternus
12/03/21 12:56:31 PM
#63
TopicHalo Infinite really does feel like it's gonna be something special
Malcrasternus
12/02/21 6:37:38 PM
#8
Infinite has been fun but the matchmaking keeps putting me and my friends in some crazy ass matches with the sweatiest of sweats.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicPeople who shift into park every time they stop moving in the drive thru line.
Malcrasternus
12/02/21 6:10:44 PM
#1
Butwhy.jpg

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Topic15 y/o Michigan NERD used his Dad's BLACK FRIDAY GUN to Murder 4 Students!!
Malcrasternus
12/01/21 10:52:07 PM
#16
PoundGarden posted...
Probably. At the same time I can understand a parent still wanting to protect their child regardless of what they did. Hopefully dad's ass gets fucking the book thrown at him. When my nephews come over I unload and chamber lock all my weapons and lock the door of the room they're in, zero tolerance for someone who cannot secure their weapons around children.

Same, but with guests of any kind. They don't need easy access to my belongings

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicI'm going to shoot my phone with a gun
Malcrasternus
12/01/21 10:50:29 PM
#12
The_Hat posted...
As satisfying as that sounds, I'm going to recommend that you don't do that.
A phone is made up of a lot of plastic, metal, and a battery. Not only is the battery itself a fire hazard if shot, but the rest of the shrapnel could fly back and hurt you or others.
Not with tannerite set in front of it. And a proper range.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
Topic15 y/o Michigan NERD used his Dad's BLACK FRIDAY GUN to Murder 4 Students!!
Malcrasternus
12/01/21 10:48:43 PM
#11
If we're going to have guns, we need to be properly trained on them. And the parents need to make the right call on whether or not the child is responsible enough to use it. AND, it can't just be accessible to them whenever they feel they want access to it.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicI'm going to shoot my phone with a gun
Malcrasternus
12/01/21 10:32:45 PM
#8
Send it to me, and I'll use your choice of 9mm, .357magnum, 12 Gauge, or 5.56.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicNo topic about "South Park"?
Malcrasternus
11/30/21 11:04:51 PM
#18
Tyranthraxus posted...
That definitely happened it's just going to be revealed in the sequel or something like that.

I think he changed in genuine faith, and is going to turn against Stan and Kyle to protect his family since the implication is they're going to alter the past, then turn again once he realizes fucking with Kyle is his true love and will want to change the past to have more time to fuck with Kyle.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicIs every single adult supposed to have a lawyer?
Malcrasternus
11/30/21 10:14:21 PM
#2
Good luck bro I have like 6.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWhat was your very first username? Here or online in general.
Malcrasternus
11/30/21 6:53:27 PM
#40
Madman. Got it from the back of the original Burnout game case, and used it for almost everything that asked for a name in games.

As far as online presence, the first I can remember was Orannis, which came from the Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series. Then when I made an account here, it was this, which I literally just made up on the spot.


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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicStudy: BMW owners more likely to be psychopaths. Electric car owners even worse
Malcrasternus
11/29/21 6:51:05 PM
#32
Crono99 posted...
I drive a corolla, what does that make me?


Fresh. Meat.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicIf her hair is lavender colored, she's out of your league
Malcrasternus
11/29/21 6:50:20 PM
#15
Ysmir posted...
Ah sorry, I should have said "CE and random mid-00s accounts bought or stolen by rightwingers to shitpost on"

Do you even listen to yourself sometimes or

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicThe mom in Goof Troop has a big ass
Malcrasternus
11/29/21 6:48:03 PM
#9
https://youtu.be/ait5pRVCd2g

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicBased on usernames, we guess what others do for a living.
Malcrasternus
11/29/21 3:38:53 PM
#4
CRON posted...
Shrieking

Owns a minimalist wristwatch company.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicJoe Biden discussed the possibility of more lockdowns, do you see it happening?
Malcrasternus
11/29/21 3:25:28 PM
#22
More lock downs, more stimulus checks.

Them the rules.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicPraise Pfizer! Vaccine will be updated to combat Omicron within 100 days!
Malcrasternus
11/29/21 3:24:18 PM
#32
Man even our vaccines are getting updates and patch notes.

Thanks modern gaming.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWhen is SBAllen gonna reveal the GameFAQs Gold Max Plus membership?
Malcrasternus
11/29/21 1:46:00 PM
#8
Imagine not having a GameFAQs Carbon Nanotube membership.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicIf nationwide concealed carry was allowed, you you carry a gun for self defense?
Malcrasternus
11/28/21 5:58:29 PM
#8
GregShmedley posted...
I already conceal carry for self defense.


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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicMLP Social v2500: A General Retrospective
Malcrasternus
11/28/21 5:56:56 PM
#500
I'd offer to make the next topic but I'm kinda slammed at work right now.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWould you do something if you saw people robbing stores at the mall?
Malcrasternus
11/27/21 9:01:31 PM
#50
Defend from any violent looters. Take mental notes of looters causing violence or damage as I'm leaving.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWAIFU...lF?
Malcrasternus
11/27/21 8:47:15 PM
#290
I'll take one, thanks.

These are great.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicBLM claims the USA is stolen land and the stuffing is overcooked.
Malcrasternus
11/27/21 3:06:53 PM
#51
My turkey is not dry. Thank you.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicYou find out that Vacuum decay is a rea and will happen in 1 week
Malcrasternus
11/26/21 10:54:12 PM
#11
https://youtu.be/CLDA8bEx5IE

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicDon't ghost people. Grow up and be straightforward with them
Malcrasternus
11/26/21 10:52:18 PM
#204
A friend did this to me not too long ago.

It sucks, man. Especially when you feel for the most part, the friendship was going well.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicHappy Thanksgiving!
Malcrasternus
11/26/21 2:15:56 AM
#76
https://youtu.be/HiPdcFCBTGA

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicYou ever just on Thanksgiving?
Malcrasternus
11/25/21 7:55:51 PM
#17
The whole thing?

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TopicWhat type of car owners are the worst drivers?
Malcrasternus
11/24/21 10:23:09 PM
#67
I've never once seen a V8 Challenger drive like an asshole here.

People who drive the turbo 4-cylinder or V6 version of a muscle car, however.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicDodge Ram or F-150?
Malcrasternus
11/24/21 5:23:11 PM
#13
Dodge the daughter

RAM THE FATHER

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TopicWhat type of car owners are the worst drivers?
Malcrasternus
11/24/21 5:16:41 PM
#26
Honestly of all the stereotype drivers, minivan drivers have been the worst. With most of the other cars(minus the Prius) they can at least get out of their own way in case of some emergency, or sudden traffic situation. But with minivans, they're usually causing the traffic issue, or driving distracted thanks to often having little crotch spawn goblins distracting the driver.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWAIFU...lF?
Malcrasternus
11/24/21 6:03:54 AM
#268
So far, only one waifu topic has ever delivered, so we'll see how this goes.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWould you wear this outfit
Malcrasternus
11/23/21 10:34:42 PM
#20
Stole it from Slenderman's closet.

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TopicDo you use a regular wallet or one of those super slim ones?
Malcrasternus
11/23/21 10:31:22 PM
#23
Just a single bi-fold leather wallet. Dickies makes it.

Kinda funny, at Walmart it rings up as "Genuine Dick" on the receipt.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicHi guys, I'm new here.
Malcrasternus
11/22/21 2:27:31 PM
#12
You might be new, but your spirit has carried on for eons here.

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TopicCar plows through barracade in Wisconsin Christmas parade, shots fired.
Malcrasternus
11/22/21 4:35:17 AM
#112
This story - and by extension this topic - just keeps getting worse.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicMichigan Woman SUES Tim Hortons after 16 y/o Girl throws COFFEE in her FACE!!
Malcrasternus
11/22/21 4:31:50 AM
#19
Flauros posted...
Fucking rude ass customers.

Long long time ago i had one that walked up to the front counter that i was working at, pissed that the drive thru fucked their order up. They didnt even give me 2 seconds to try and fix the order before they whipped the sandwich at me, swearing "yall is gone give me a refund and a new sanwich!".

They just straight up threw it at me. So i picked it up and yeeted that fucker as hard as i could right back at that ho and nailed her right in the face. She ran out screaming back to the car and drove off. I thought for sure i was going to be fired, but i end up staying there another 11 years >_>.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41llBu0c2fU

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicIs it noobish to prefer the assault rifle in Halo Infinite?
Malcrasternus
11/22/21 1:23:34 AM
#4
I prefer the BR. More consistent.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicHave you beaten any of the GTA games?
Malcrasternus
11/22/21 1:23:05 AM
#5
I've beaten the stories to all of them except for GTA I and II, and with San Andreas I have 100% completion.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWhat's your go-to beer?
Malcrasternus
11/21/21 9:28:33 PM
#13
Oh or Michelob.

Forgot about that one.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWhat's your go-to beer?
Malcrasternus
11/21/21 9:26:09 PM
#8
Corona Extra.


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Topic3 day week and 4 day weekend, woohoo!!!
Malcrasternus
11/21/21 9:24:50 PM
#3
Nice, I'm starting a 3 day weekend here soon. Got some shit to do at home but after that I can just laze the hell out.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
Topici found 2 bottles of 50 year old Whiskey. Should they still be good?
Malcrasternus
11/21/21 9:22:22 PM
#26
TC about to unseal the mummy's curse on our asses here

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicMLP Social v2500: A General Retrospective
Malcrasternus
11/21/21 8:57:30 PM
#474
Post 466 could absolutely get it.

If you're into that kinda stuff.

No judging here.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWoo woo, got an award today
Malcrasternus
11/20/21 11:35:45 PM
#43
How's the Challenger? Do any mods yet?

Blower motor gave out in mine. Dealership wanted 400 to replace it. Did it myself for a quarter of that price.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicWoo woo, got an award today
Malcrasternus
11/20/21 9:23:49 PM
#25
What's the award for?

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TopicWhy is the "cuck" and "step" categories so popular
Malcrasternus
11/17/21 10:07:45 PM
#6
I think "step fantasy" is popular because it's one of the few non-fully depraved taboos that someone can still indulge in.

And cuckolding is voyeurism with more strps.

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4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014
TopicI just spent $148 on a pair of boots
Malcrasternus
11/17/21 1:10:31 PM
#11
That's about right for decent boots.

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