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https://youtu.be/fQh86kjrQG0

This is their best album imo. Fields of disbelief is on it somewhere. Imma listen to it again. It's been years.

Smackems posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAZOwTAAC7BZ.jpg

Is this the cute new shadow pokemons?

Pandamonic posted...

Meshuggah - Walter Killing Machine

https://youtu.be/vOd-T58qHLA

Fuck I just realized what pissing razors reminded me of when I first heard em. That's insane I fucking never realized that passing razors had that same vibe even though I heard meshuggah way before.

Or I'm fucking drunk and high and maybe not... like its different but it feels the same right now.

You ever listen to biggie panda?

I love what's beef.

https://youtu.be/94bNyh6BBB0

And kick in the door.

https://youtu.be/aNwvHEme_JE

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/6/AANJGaAAC7BU.jpg

Walter pic with post for mod protection. Still can't believe you got modded for nas. Whats beef I could see but also its a song fuck that.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/3/AANJGaAAC7BH.jpg

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah I have no idea how old she is, she was here when we moved in so at least 11 years old and she was already an adult.

Day we were moving in she just walked in the house and took a nap on the kitchen counter like she owned the place. Previous owners must have took care of her.

Thats a confident cat. Lol.

Most cays hate change. Its awesome she was just like "oh new people in my place? Ok ill allow it."

MabusIncarnate posted...

We have a borderline mole infestation, its it's why I had to do my garden in those steel troughs this year. Outside cat kills and leaves me a couple dozen per summer at least, shes an amazing hunter. She's gotten birds before.

Also on this note like there's literally studies that say cats have been integral to human survival throughput history via pest control, disease control as a result of pest control, and protection of the food supply.

Not that we'd all be dead without cats but scientifically speaking thered be a lot less of us if we didn't come to a deal with cats.

MabusIncarnate posted...

We have a borderline mole infestation, its it's why I had to do my garden in those steel troughs this year. Outside cat kills and leaves me a couple dozen per summer at least, shes an amazing hunter. She's gotten birds before.

I grew up on an orchard and shiloh was unbelievable. She'd leave headless stuff on the front step regularly. Mostly mice, some frogs, the odd bird... shed just take the head and make it so clean and gift the other stuff to me and my dad.

It wasn't a good gift but she was an awesome cat. Terrified of everyone but 2 people but fuck she was cool. She made 23 or so and only died when she had to leave the orchard. It was like she just gave up when my dad moved away from there.

JimCarrysToe posted...

I picked kitty up using the blanket like a hammock so she can sleep on my bed :3

<3

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/mammals/hunting-success-rates-how-predators-compare/

Domestic cats in general are fucking sick hunters.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Real nice attitude. Wants me dead because YOU can't properly throw a cherry.

He don't kill nobody.

Although he's literally 2/2 all time in being off leash and finding a thing and killing it. But those were wild things. One was a mouse I thought was a piece of paper so when I tried to take it away I was like ewww gross ok fine its your buds. The other one i think might have been a vole. He ran into some Saskatoon bushes and there was such a huge commotion after a bit i had to force my way in and all I found was a real raggedy pointy snouted little somethings top bits and Walter was down by the lake and I had to drunkenly climb down the most awkward shit to get to him then I realized fuck it he can eat it wtf did I climb down here anyways.

Well hes been off leash tons but afaik hes made no attempt to kill a thing outside of when I realized he'd killed a thing.

Talib_21 posted...

Make it in my memory for when Walter maims me to death

Hes a pro. He even got that poodle in line without ever doing any real harm. That was a project for him, but he pretty much reprogrammed that dog and never did more than make it yelp a couple times.

Pandamonic posted...

Also, Talib, I hooked Walter up with some tunes so he's kinda obligated to fuck you up now, y'know?

Until I send Walter after you that is.

I now have the power.

Geez Walter is gonna be busy.

Walter approves of how you've weaponized Walter.

Talib_21 posted...

Wait what in the hell did I do? Tell Walter I didnt do it!!!

I'm not sure but panda asked so Walter is sorta obligated. Anyone in this topic asks for Walter to fuck someone up and he has to go rough em up even if its me, but thatd be redundant anyways.

Pandamonic posted...

@CanuckCowboy oh hey Walter, here, have some tunes that you'll surely like!

https://youtu.be/Q_Ijv_IOZMs

Also, Talib's being mean to me... could you... y'know...?

Sorry Talib_21 Walter has to maim you now. No offense.

Sick tune too. I went to bed fuckin early last night lol.

You can't just reheat it without serious risk of food poisoning. It literally has to be constantly simmering to stay safe to eat.

It's more a thing that can be done at a pub or whatever than something you can realistically do at home tbh.

JimCarrysToe posted...

Thx guys, shes home now and wobbling around drunk. I thought id get to have her on my bed, i made stairs for her, but shed fall off and hurt herself while im sleeping so im sad about that but shes still next to my bed at least. They gave three little things of morphine for me to give her and unfortunately im gonna have to do the mabus method cuz i dont wanna risk wasting it putting it in tuna but she only has to put up with me doing that three days then she just has her tuna meds.

Poor kitty tried to get on the bed :( i wanna pick her up but i already had to do that once and she meowed, and im worried about the stitches.

Awww. It sucks when you gotta do whats best for them but they don't get its best for them. Kitties are super resilient though.

Lairen posted...

-is an insulting and contemptuous term used against white people,[1] predominantly heard in the United States.

-A racial slur referring to a caucasian or white person. The term actually orginated in the south during the times of slavery

-Used as a disparaging term for a white person.

-is an ethnic slur typically used against white people, predominantly heard in the United States.

-(slang) offensive names for a White man

I just wanted to make sure a mod was using a racial slur....

You must be fun at parties.

Literally the only Kanye song I ever really liked was through the wire.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Hmm... My groin pull thing I got goin on may not be a groin pull. It feels like one but I notice now when I drive the pain shoots down to my knee. Same side I broke my pelvis on. I better not be lookin at another surgery this year or i'm gonna just cut it the fuck off and move on.

Anyway, drinkin time!

This song came up in my recs and I had totally forgotten about it. Not a bad tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItBbngybK3U

Tracy chapman was awesome.

Thats bullshit. Fuck the police.

A lady actually did that here today. I watched her while I was at work. She was an old white lady. Theres no police within 15 mins of here but also no one called the police and she was flipping off every single vehicle in the convoy. And walked out and stopped them a few times. At one point she had stopped it and it started squeezing past here and she was still going in. Awesome old lady.

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

We should do like a police swap tv show

Doe posted...

Mods are allowed to say honkies but we can't say Crackers

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/1/AAcZIZAACsft.jpg

Oh cmon this was a good play on words.

JimCarrysToe posted...

My kittys comin home! Surgery went well.

Awesome. Fuck yeah mia.

Machete posted...

Oh shit someone died? I did not hear about that. Fuck :(

I remember hearing about that now. Its not unexpected is the sad thing. It seems like anyone can go and try slapping against the hugest scariest fucking guys and there's no oversight.

The one mismatch where vassily just love taps this skinny as hell Jesus looking guy and never hurts him was good though.

Ive seen people get legit fucked up in slapping. I've seen matches where one dude keeps going but has probly suffered multiple concussions back to back through the match.

I only watch highlights though.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2022/2/11/22928992/missed-fists-woman-fights-75-year-old-grandfather-and-grandson-in-2-vs-1-match

It is... not good. The grandson is a giant wussy. He should be ashamed. Then again I don't know what kind crazy Russian grandpa that kid has.

Russia is nuts.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/1/AANJGaAAC6yZ.jpg

Russian grandpa and grandson version of the island Boys fighting this lady 2 on 1.

I watched some of the "highlights" and it was called a draw but afaic the big lady won easy.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Dey are da same person doe

This legendary old lady here spent two hours flipping off every car in the convoy and even blocked it single handedly for a bit.

thronedfire2 posted...

what if I deed with my left hand but do everything else with my right hand

This but in reverse.

MabusIncarnate posted...

The neon green and black ones? I hated them at first but they grew on me. I think the Devils 3rd jersey is the worst new one this year.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/6/AAakoXAAC6nE.jpg

These are terrible but they kinda have potential. The font is so bad. I feel like it works aside from the logo itself which is obviously a problem.

I sort of love them.

I mean you're right but also I can't hate it.

https://youtu.be/xB5u27_UPvk

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/1/AANJGaAAC6mN.jpg

Walter is sad because this 30 year old propghandi song is such a perfect summary of the bullshit with the convoy.

But also Walter is happy cause propaghandi.

Nah. It's whatever between consenting adults. Its iffy if you target people way younger exclusively but its no one else's business.

Stewman_Magoo posted...

Everyone in the city is releasing their Valentine's brews and I see alot of Cinnamon Heart brews wish I wasn't so fuckin broke atm.

Stewman_Magoo posted...

Everyone in the city is releasing their Valentine's brews and I see alot of Cinnamon Heart brews wish I wasn't so fuckin broke atm.

I might have asked you this before but did you ever have that Granville island winter ale that tastes like salted caramel?

It says it tastes like chocolate, vanilla and caramel but I tasted mostly the caramel and it was great.

This reminds me there was a time where hustler or some other porn mag literally had a countdown to the Olsen twins becoming legal on the cover of the magazine.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Always felt like I could do something with NFTs and make quick money, I can knock out a ton of basic digital art like the stuff that sells. Maybe I just gotta sit down, learn it and try.

You definitely could.

If you got in early it would be assured but even now you do awesome work and you could definitely get into it.

Harpie posted...

I'd buy a Walter nft to fund your mariokart switch where is it

Have i told you lately that you're fucking awesome?

I gotta get some crypto first so that's a barrier. I dunno what it costs to do it but I gotta make a wallet and whatnot. I'm gonna do it though I think cause fuck it who knows.

Maybe I'll sell that one pic in my sig one day and make jim a buncha money.

MabusIncarnate posted...

You are in the best position and mindset here, roll with it and good luck to ya

Partly this.

But also you're over thinking it imo tc. But it's not that worst kind of overthinking that a lot of dudes do.

Cheater87 posted...

Good going judge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCgwDwte06Q

Uploader has not made thie available in your country?

Fuckin what? I am in that country lol.

Goddamn it you fuckers are playing mariokart? I fucking loved mariokart back on snes and 64 so so much and I have not played it in forever.

Fuck it im making a Walter nft collection. I need a switch.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Serious, for online advertising I can totally see an ad with their can and Walter laying next to it. Companies need an identity and the can is kinda weak in design, with thousands of craft beer companies in the US and Canada alone they need a gimmick or a draw. Worst they can do is reply with a thanks for the pics.

I'm gonna do it. Gonna try and get some with better lighting but he seems pretty into the can so it should be nothing to get a ton of decent pics of him with it.

They're actually based only a few hours away from me too so that can't hurt.

I wish I hadn't just stopped doing his Instagram after like 6 kitten pics and then forgotten the account.

Fuck if I'd have kept that going I'd have all the best old pics of baby walt. And maybe some followers to seal the deal with Walter Ceasars.

Thank you again. I would never have actually done that but seriously why not? It would be pretty cool if he could be a spokesman and also i could use some of that money stuff.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/5/AANJGaAAC6lV.jpg
Imma send em a whole fucking portfolio. Lol.

My shitty smart bulb is on the fritz again and its a goddamn process to reconnect it. Fuck that thing is cool when it works but also just overall trash.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Send those pics to the company, being serious. Tell them your cat is Walter and maybe they like it enough to use it and pay you.

Thanks. I should I got nothing to lose.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah don't get fucked around again like the way Chevy fucked you.

I still can't believe that. Like wtf chevy you steal my cat while I'm at work or something and make this commercial with some guy... wtf kinda shit is that?

gunplagirl posted...

Yeah I have a topic about it up. Guy started tagging the building and I had distance between him and me as I filmed him but he noticed me and he had half a foot on me plus the whole "he's a man" part. I got knocked out, left cheek is really swollen, black eye, broken nose that'll need rhinoplasty.

Basically, I hope the cops catch him and I can sue him for good money.

He just charged you and started hitting you?

What a piece of shit. Wtf does that?

Thats a cool spider. Haven't seen one of those.

Smackems posted...

Oh dude, @CanuckCowboy and I have stories about this

we've seen some shit

I'm still not over the trauma tbh.

I think I am but then a smell or a dirty toilet bring it all back.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/7/AANJGaAAC6kl.jpg
Please support walters new business. Or else die.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/6/AANJGaAAC6kk.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/5/AANJGaAAC6kj.jpg

https://youtu.be/MUEznW6wwt8

Curling has some crazy hot ladies.

Not so much the Canadian team generally though.