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MasterChief5000 01/27/22 9:09:54 PM #1:	This 'man' or woman, who used to live next door might break into my house because I have something she wants. How would I stop her from breaking into my house and doing something shitty like stealing shit, or planting bugs or cameras in my house. She has been harassing me for a long time, because she thinks Im a sex offender or some shit over something I did. Some facts about the situation Im in: 1. She could literally break in any day now, tomorrow, or this week, or after. So timing, planning, and execution is critical. 2. My front door doesnt lock properly and can be broken into using the paper trick. 3. I have a Wyze camera placed in the living room. 4. Im short on funds. But I'll buy any equipment I can. Recommendations are very welcome. 5. This woman thinks shes a vigilante and will do whatever it takes to screw me over. Like sharing my private information, camera or audio footage, all because I masturbated while she could hear it next door. Youre on my side so I appreciate your help. Give me suggestions on what to do, what to buy. Im looking for equipment that can be delivered asap. <cite>MasterChief5000 posted [p:962138096] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>This 'man' or woman, who used to live next door might break into my house because I have something she wants. How would I stop her from breaking into my house and doing something shitty like stealing shit, or planting bugs or cameras in my house. She has been harassing me for a long time, because she thinks Im a sex offender or some shit over something I did. Some facts about the situation Im in: 1. She could literally break in any day now, tomorrow, or this week, or after. So timing, planning, and execution is critical. 2. My front door doesnt lock properly and can be broken into using the paper trick. 3. I have a Wyze camera placed in the living room. 4. Im short on funds. But I'll buy any equipment I can. Recommendations are very welcome. 5. This woman thinks shes a vigilante and will do whatever it takes to screw me over. Like sharing my private information, camera or audio footage, all because I masturbated while she could hear it next door. Youre on my side so I appreciate your help. Give me suggestions on what to do, what to buy. Im looking for equipment that can be delivered asap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/27/22 9:11:36 PM #2:	Isn't this a Steam game? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:962138147] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Isn't this a Steam game? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 01/27/22 9:11:50 PM #3:	MasterChief5000 posted... This 'man' or woman --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:962138157] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>MasterChief5000 posted... </cite> <quote>This 'man' or woman</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 01/27/22 9:12:25 PM #4:	Go buy a Mossberg 500 and box of some 00 buckshot. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Middle hope posted [p:962138177] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Go buy a Mossberg 500 and box of some 00 buckshot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterChief5000 01/27/22 9:12:38 PM #5:	Garioshi posted... Not what you think it means. <cite>MasterChief5000 posted [p:962138183] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote></quote>Not what you think it means. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkprince45 01/27/22 9:13:50 PM #7:	Middle hope posted... Go buy a Mossberg 500 and box of some 00 buckshot. --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:962138208] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Middle hope posted... </cite> <quote>Go buy a Mossberg 500 and box of some 00 buckshot.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 01/27/22 9:14:47 PM #8:	There are these wedge things that you can put in front of your door, so that when someone opens the door and hits the wedge, it makes a loud ass sound. You should get some of those, they probably aren't super expensive Edit: https://tinyurl.com/2p95kczt --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:962138232] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>There are these wedge things that you can put in front of your door, so that when someone opens the door and hits the wedge, it makes a loud ass sound. You should get some of those, they probably aren't super expensive Edit: https://tinyurl.com/2p95kczt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/27/22 9:15:03 PM #9:	Get a pitbull covered in assault rifles --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:962138243] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Get a pitbull covered in assault rifles </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 01/27/22 9:15:33 PM #10:	Get an assault rifle covered in pitbulls <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:962138252] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Get an assault rifle covered in pitbulls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/27/22 9:16:50 PM #11:	Get a pit rifle covered in assaultbulls --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:962138274] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Get a pit rifle covered in assaultbulls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterChief5000 01/27/22 9:18:57 PM #12:	AlCalavicci posted... There are these wedge things that you can put in front of your door, so that when someone opens the door and hits the wedge, it makes a loud ass sound. You should get some of those, they probably aren't super expensive Edit: https://tinyurl.com/2p95kczt Thanks. <cite>MasterChief5000 posted [p:962138326] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>AlCalavicci posted... </cite> <quote>There are these wedge things that you can put in front of your door, so that when someone opens the door and hits the wedge, it makes a loud ass sound. You should get some of those, they probably aren't super expensive Edit: https://tinyurl.com/2p95kczt</quote>Thanks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 01/27/22 9:20:39 PM #13:	Get a bull and a rifle --- The world, belongs to you. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:962138379] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Get a bull and a rifle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 01/27/22 9:27:34 PM #14:	MasterChief5000 posted... she thinks Im a sex offender or some shit over something I did. Gonna need to explain th- User Since: Nov 2021 Oh, that explains everything fully. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog <cite>omega cookie posted [p:962138551] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>MasterChief5000 posted... </cite> <quote>she thinks Im a sex offender or some shit over something I did.</quote>Gonna need to explain th- <quote>User Since: Nov 2021</quote> Oh, that explains everything fully. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Elmer_Glue 01/27/22 9:28:54 PM #15:	https://www.amazon.com/Brinks-675-83001-Commercial-Door-Security/dp/B00NP0E7SI/ref=sr_1_6 And pickup a Mossberg from a local gun store if possible. --- To be alive... to walk this earth... That's the real curse, right there. <cite>Elmer_Glue posted [p:962138589] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>https://www.amazon.com/Brinks-675-83001-Commercial-Door-Security/dp/B00NP0E7SI/ref=sr_1_6 And pickup a Mossberg from a local gun store if possible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 01/27/22 9:30:07 PM #16:	how did you masturbate so loud that your neighbor heard you? --- I missed the part where that's my problem. <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:962138624] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>how did you masturbate so loud that your neighbor heard you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 01/27/22 9:32:37 PM #17:	DrizztLink posted... Isn't this a Steam game? What is the name of thay game? --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:962138675] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>Isn't this a Steam game?</quote>What is the name of thay game? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 01/27/22 9:33:29 PM #18:	This man or woman but man in quotes and then uses she pronouns. Wat. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:962138696] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>This man or woman but man in quotes and then uses she pronouns. Wat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RyoRaofin 01/27/22 9:37:46 PM #19:	Get some guard dogs with bees in their mouths. And every time they bark they shoot bees! FDM --- FACT: I Remember Everything. #factsaretrue <cite>RyoRaofin posted [p:962138799] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Get some guard dogs with bees in their mouths. And every time they bark they shoot bees! FDM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterChief5000 01/27/22 9:48:13 PM #20:	Robot2600 posted... how did you masturbate so loud that your neighbor heard you? Humped my bed and shit. Bed noises, ya know. <cite>MasterChief5000 posted [p:962139043] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite> <quote>how did you masturbate so loud that your neighbor heard you?</quote>Humped my bed and shit. Bed noises, ya know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 01/27/22 9:56:45 PM #21:	MasterChief5000 posted... because I masturbated while she could hear it next door. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/7/AANKsdAACl2z.jpg --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:962139240] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>MasterChief5000 posted... </cite> <quote>because I masturbated while she could hear it next door.</quote> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/7/AANKsdAACl2z.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 01/27/22 10:28:55 PM #22:	MasterChief5000 posted... Humped my bed and shit. Bed noises, ya know. why wouldn't she think you were having sex? --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:962140065] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>MasterChief5000 posted... </cite> <quote>Humped my bed and shit. Bed noises, ya know.</quote> why wouldn't she think you were having sex? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 01/27/22 10:31:03 PM #23:	Fix the locked door Put up very clear and visible NO TRESPASSING signs Camera(s) aiming towards possible entry points. Hide your valuables somewhere safe Contact them and inform them of the signs and cameras. Record this call. Most of that should scare them off but luckily all of the above really covers your ass and makes them very guilty of trespassing and breaking/entering with proof. --- 504 bout it bout it 901 bout it bout it <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:962140113] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Fix the locked door Put up very clear and visible NO TRESPASSING signs Camera(s) aiming towards possible entry points. Hide your valuables somewhere safe Contact them and inform them of the signs and cameras. Record this call. Most of that should scare them off but luckily all of the above really covers your ass and makes them very guilty of trespassing and breaking/entering with proof. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 01/27/22 10:33:21 PM #24:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/5/AACrrZAAC26f.jpg <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:962140171] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/5/AACrrZAAC26f.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dingydang166 01/27/22 10:34:59 PM #25:	AlCalavicci posted... why wouldn't she think you were having sex? Hate to say it but he probably just looks like a virgin. <cite>Dingydang166 posted [p:962140229] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>AlCalavicci posted... </cite> <quote>why wouldn't she think you were having sex?</quote> Hate to say it but he probably just looks like a virgin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 01/27/22 10:35:11 PM #26:	MasterChief5000 posted... Not what you think it means. Explain it <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:962140234] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>MasterChief5000 posted... </cite> <quote>Not what you think it means.</quote>Explain it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/27/22 10:36:01 PM #27:	If the problem is the door then sounds like you need to replace it. If money is a problem then get one of these door chain locks meanwhile you save for a good one. It is like 5 bucks. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000NCWNG4 --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:962140250] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>If the problem is the door then sounds like you need to replace it. If money is a problem then get one of these door chain locks meanwhile you save for a good one. It is like 5 bucks. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000NCWNG4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 01/27/22 10:36:11 PM #28:	CapnMuffin posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/5/AACrrZAAC26f.jpg --- https://youtu.be/cHFBEULclyY <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:962140252] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>CapnMuffin posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/5/AACrrZAAC26f.jpg</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/27/22 10:38:20 PM #29:	gunplagirl posted... This man or woman but man in quotes and then uses she pronouns. Wat. I'd like to think this is two people, a man and a woman, the man being in quotations because of how he is acting. It is CE though so I'm likely wrong. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:962140307] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>This man or woman but man in quotes and then uses she pronouns. Wat.</quote>I'd like to think this is two people, a man and a woman, the man being in quotations because of how he is acting. It is CE though so I'm likely wrong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 01/27/22 10:39:39 PM #30:	AlCalavicci posted... why wouldn't she think you were having sex? After hearing your explanation, I too have to ask. Why wouldn't she just think you were having sex? --- I missed the part where that's my problem. <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:962140335] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>AlCalavicci posted... </cite> <quote>why wouldn't she think you were having sex?</quote> After hearing your explanation, I too have to ask. Why wouldn't she just think you were having sex? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/27/22 10:39:42 PM #31:	I like this gimmick tbh Anyway, I'd put a realistic looking rubber snake in front of the door. It will scare her because it's phallic nature will remind her of your transgression, and then also cause snake. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:962140337] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>I like this gimmick tbh Anyway, I'd put a realistic looking rubber snake in front of the door. It will scare her because it's phallic nature will remind her of your transgression, and then also cause snake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 01/27/22 10:39:58 PM #32:	hang a bucket of glitter over the door, set it up to dump on someone who doesn't know to disable the trap. glitter is like herpes, its impossible to get rid of, so it'll be obvious she broke in. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:962140343] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>hang a bucket of glitter over the door, set it up to dump on someone who doesn't know to disable the trap. glitter is like herpes, its impossible to get rid of, so it'll be obvious she broke in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 01/27/22 11:06:48 PM #33:	https://youtu.be/WqyAf1r_ZfE --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:962141010] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/WqyAf1r_ZfE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pkmnlord 01/28/22 12:00:17 AM #34:	Those people recommending assault rifles and pitbulls had it all wrong. You need to get an assault rifle that fires pitbullets half-hearted rimshot --- http://i.imgur.com/MP7ZznH.jpg <cite>pkmnlord posted [p:962142243] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Those people recommending assault rifles and pitbulls had it all wrong. You need to get an assault rifle that fires pitbullets half-hearted rimshot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 01/28/22 12:15:50 AM #35:	DrizztLink posted... Isn't this a Steam game? Are they a titan shifter? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:962142558] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>Isn't this a Steam game?</quote>Are they a titan shifter? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/28/22 12:18:28 AM #36:	Call the cops <cite>Zikten posted [p:962142612] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Call the cops</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 01/28/22 12:27:28 AM #37:	Cover your door handle/knob in shit. <cite>bknight posted [p:962142794] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Cover your door handle/knob in shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/28/22 12:35:25 AM #38:	Jiek_Fafn posted... I like this gimmick tbh agreed, very funny <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:962142954] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>I like this gimmick tbh</quote>agreed, very funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
12amMadman 01/28/22 12:46:53 AM #39:	You're a loud masturbater? That's strange --- Hey it's me <cite>12amMadman posted [p:962143136] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>You're a loud masturbater? That's strange </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 01/28/22 5:08:05 AM #40:	protip: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/1/AAEhCpAAC2-f.jpg <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:962145869] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>protip: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/1/AAEhCpAAC2-f.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 01/28/22 5:16:49 AM #41:	Masturbate louder and scream as loud as you can. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:962145940] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>Masturbate louder and scream as loud as you can. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Clark 01/28/22 5:50:45 AM #42:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/3/AAABqgAAB7Hv.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>Tom Clark posted [p:962146209] in Someone mi... [t:79872676]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/3/AAABqgAAB7Hv.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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