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Dunc, you really making a topic about a small storage bin?

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Yayaeet

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Have you heard of Threedom or Comedy Bang Bang?

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_BlueMonk posted...

ok cleo i tried to give you a chance but youre full of shit

ignored. good luck with your kid. get them vaccinated ffs

What the FUCK kind of response is this? If this isn't all just a troll job, you're terribly fucked in the head.

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theAteam posted...

Not optimistic when he said the track pads are just like the Steam controller. Maybe it's just mine but it's really finicky.

Linus Tech Tips said it's significantly better, and apparently the gyro controls worked better than expected as well.

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I'm pretty hyped for it! It's versatility is what I've been needing as a new parent

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LostForest posted...

A friend of mine had a minor stroke recently and had to wait in in a hall bed for nearly an hour because their hospital was so busy with COVID patients.

Eventually her boyfriend got fed up and drove her down to a hospital in Massachusetts to be seen more quickly.

If you know anything about cerebrovascular injuries, getting treatment ASAP is key to preventing long-term damage/effects.
She now has to be on daily meds for anti-vertigo as a result.

Jesus Christ that's awful. My dad had a full CVA stroke and I have intermittent positional vertigo, and to have both....

I'm so sorry

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"I have the RIGHT to drive drunk unless the cops catch me." - Tc

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hsvhighlife posted...

definitely for milk, eggs, meat

And I'll fuck around with the bread too for the freshest stuff


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Shut the fuck up. Don't you people ever tired of complaining about internet moderators? Jesus fucking Christ just do something else with your time

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BlueTigerLion posted...

The data says they dont get serious illness when that data changes I will feel different. Just like when the data was saying vaccinated people cant spread COVID now that data is different.

That isn't what the data says!

Bad troll

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It's okay for babies to go days without pooping, as long as when they do poop it's the desired texture and consistency.

You should look into the book Baby 411, it's really helpful with this kind of stuff

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Yes both of my sisters. They're also really mad that I won't let them meet their 5 month old nephew.

Idiots. And one has a doctorate in Nurse Practitioning!

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Dude

DUDE

AM2R was so fucking good. Maybe my favorite Metroid experience

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mustachedmystic posted...

Not really, the Supreme Court ruled a long time ago that governments can mandate vaccines.

Yeah this, I have no idea why people think this is anything new.

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pinky0926 posted...

I don't need that kind of realism in my kung fu magic show

Lol fair. I guess the show did end on a like 13 and 15 year old kissing and trying to make that touching instead of incredibly weird.

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But they get together as teenagers. It's no wonder that they divorce

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I don't think I've played any new games this year

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It's a supply issue, along with how easy it is to buy a second home. Rich people are using that to make money and crowding out first time buyers

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Drpooplmao

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Congrats, TC. It's truly a blessing

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JustMyOpinion posted...

>Wants to get married
>Dumped her
>Admitted to only getting back together due to being lonely
>Downgraded her from fiance to gf

when did this happen?

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Can you just like shut the fuck up, tc?

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Comedy Bang Bang
Threedom

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Reminder: Turk has type 2 diabetes and has to pee multiple times a day.

Not that early in the series.

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Duncan you HAVE to know Jake Gyllenhaal gives your gf the vapors

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mustachedmystic posted...

Would you have to touch every fruit individually? If I could turn a pile of fruit with one touch, Id buy bushels of fruits during their seasons, and be set all year long.

If they are naturally connected like a bunch of bananas, yes. Otherwise you need to touch each individual fruit

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Gotta admit, making Robin's legal name Robin was pretty bold.

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BRO you had decent office clothes but chose not to wear them on a first day?

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Blue_Target posted...

Does that mean that I can turn a seed into a ripe fruit right away? That itself can start a billion dollar agriculture company.

1) You can in no way make money off of the fruit power.

and no you can't grow the fruit from seed.

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gunplagirl posted...

Okay, so I need a question answered. Most nuts come from a fruit. Would my fruit abilities also affect them?

And I'm guessing no metaphor "he's the fruit of mother and father" stuff and making someone age any amount between conception and death?

You know what, you thought of some wild shit. You got me. You can do both of these things, but nobody else in the topic can.

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You can make fruit more and less ripe to your (or those noted in the stipulations below) preferred ripeness by touching the fruit for 5 seconds.

Stipulations:
1) You can in no way make money off of the fruit power.
2) You can use your fruit power for you, your immediate family, and your 4 closest friends.

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Just got home, she's okay. No stitches, no concussion

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Just called back now after almost 3 hours

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Well that was an easy block.

And still waiting in the lobby...

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ExtremeLuchador posted...

It's a good thing you didn't go. They'd try to say you hurt her. My dad's disabled second wife once tripped and fell and broke her nose and both her eyes got blackened. The hospital called the cops on him.

Why do you have to be a fucking weirdo in a topic like this?

Fuck off

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Jiek_Fafn posted...

Cpt_Pineapple has conditioned me to take topic titles like these as a joke. Instead this is filled with sobering reality.

Hope your wife feels better though. Probably just a few stitches but im assuming she'd rather have spent her evening in some other way.

Yeah we have a wedding rehearsal to get to tomorrow, so we wanted to get plenty of sleep. I'm sure I'll be doing all the driving lol

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monkmith posted...

if she just needs stitches you should go to an urgent care.

Urgent care isn't open at 10pm

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She was just told it's going to be a couple of hours until she's admitted.

Jesus Christ

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She was sitting at her desk when our cat jumped from his cat tree to the chandelier, trying to attack the light. It fell and shattered on her head. This thing was like 1/4 inch thick, and she was bleeding pretty good.

I couldn't go in with her cause of Covid. So now I'm just sitting at home with my baby feeling awful.

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What tc should do is close his account

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The first episode was the best, Ani it was great!

After that, meh. It was fine

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Books of Blood is an incredible collection of short stories by Clive Barker

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Duncanwii posted...

This is addressed in the movie. The man who tries blacks out and drowns.

Dude spoilers, wtf

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Spidey5 posted...

Where can I watch the full series without all the iconic songs stripped out? I heard that was a problem on some platform.

You have to buy the individual episodes for that

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Sure Reid

Elliot is one of the best characters on the show

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Kolibri X posted...

Vaccine passports are racist, just like voter ID laws.

Not when they're free and easily accessible.

Don't be dumb

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philsov posted...

Vaccine records are easy as balls to counterfeit.

So you would rather just not try to do anything?

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