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TopicDSPGaming General XXI: The Notorious B.E.G
BurmesePenguin
08/11/21 2:02:09 PM
#289
Honestly, thats fine.
TopicWho's the strongest black mage, like ever?
BurmesePenguin
08/04/21 4:28:15 AM
#45
Theres like 700 people in Malazan with the power to destroy the cosmos.
TopicFREE GUY getting ONLY theatrical release, Disney loves Reynolds!
BurmesePenguin
08/04/21 2:47:27 AM
#5
This doesnt make the movie look not awful, though.
TopicHalo Infinite better Alpha
BurmesePenguin
08/04/21 2:41:11 AM
#9
Sure, but its not like the game was delayed simply because of covid. They showed it off and intended to sell it, then delayed when everyone rightly said what they showed off looks like ass. Unless they basically did a reboot at that point, which may be the case, I dunno, I dont see why at this point theyre still in the alpha stage.
TopicIt's still funny that there's a game called 'Gris'
BurmesePenguin
08/04/21 2:38:14 AM
#25
Gris means pig in Scandinavian and Swedish.
TopicHalo Infinite better Alpha
BurmesePenguin
08/04/21 2:34:55 AM
#7
Doe posted...
Do people not know what an alpha is?
Why is a game that was supposed to be released last year in alpha, though?
TopicAn alpha male slaps your girlfriend's ass.
BurmesePenguin
08/04/21 2:33:35 AM
#4
Im assuming TC is delusional enough to think hes that alpha male.
TopicImagine clicking the 'Last>>' button
BurmesePenguin
08/04/21 2:03:43 AM
#1
Finding the oldest topic on the board and just bumping it for no other reason.

Absolutely disgusting!
TopicIf Pokemon were real, Gengar would steal your children.
BurmesePenguin
07/31/21 7:35:16 AM
#7
If pokemon was real children would exit school at grade 3, have no skills at anything, including basic math, and just roam the land like a hobo, scrunching money together by fighting other people. Especially big fat hikers.
TopicI'm starting laundry right now
BurmesePenguin
07/31/21 7:30:01 AM
#3
I wonder if Duncan has ever done laundry.
TopicMen would walk into the breastfeeding room at Blizzard and stare.
BurmesePenguin
07/31/21 7:25:24 AM
#26
This Axem dude sounds like someone who will one day get 16 years in the slammer for using his penis without consent.
TopicGuesswho33 is SUSPENDED.
BurmesePenguin
07/31/21 7:16:50 AM
#143
Purg
TopicYou get one randomly chosen pokemon (no legendary's), what is it?
BurmesePenguin
07/30/21 6:16:32 AM
#33
pegusus123456 posted...
I don't know why they thought it was a good idea to intentionally make Pokemon that look terrible.
To go with the design of the game world.
TopicYou get one randomly chosen pokemon (no legendary's), what is it?
BurmesePenguin
07/30/21 6:07:31 AM
#29
Wingull.

Fuck yeah rain team.
TopicRemember when people hated Greta Thunberg?
BurmesePenguin
07/30/21 5:26:46 AM
#20
Why is TC pretending he wasnt one of those people?
TopicGreenland lost more than 8.5 billion tons of surface mass on Tuesday
BurmesePenguin
07/30/21 1:29:48 AM
#6
This isnt indicative of anything. Greenland always loses mass in summer. What you need to do is compare it to how much mass it gains in winter. Which is sadly a downwards trend.
TopicJournalist wants a porn site for children
BurmesePenguin
07/30/21 1:25:55 AM
#39
cuh posted...
Makes me think of this:

https://youtu.be/WzrYIIGT0vA
Do people actually watch porn on their playstation?
TopicJournalist wants a porn site for children
BurmesePenguin
07/30/21 1:21:59 AM
#37
While I get the I get what shes saying position, what shes actually saying is also absurd. Theres no commercial value of porn featuring adult people aimed at children, which means it would have to be a state-funded educational production. Which in the very, very best of realities is something that wont happen for several centuries until sexual attitudes regarding youths are drastically different. In all likelyhood there will never be such a position.

She was basically thinking out loud on Twitter and not scrutinizing her random ass thought before posting it to the world, and then she also worded it as dumbly as possible.

I dont know who she is, but depending on the publication she works for, I wouldnt be surprised if she was looking for a job shortly.
TopicKelly Clarkson has to spend almost $200k a month in spousal & child support
BurmesePenguin
07/29/21 2:07:30 PM
#28
It sounds perfectly fine to me.
Topicwould you save a loved one from a terminal illness by turning them into a baby..
BurmesePenguin
07/29/21 2:04:17 PM
#4
Creepy topic
TopicKelly Clarkson has to spend almost $200k a month in spousal & child support
BurmesePenguin
07/29/21 2:02:52 PM
#24
SSJPurple posted...
Umno. The kid will get to enjoy their moms money when theyre with her.
Honestly, thats why spousal support when kids are involved is a good thing.
TopicKelly Clarkson has to spend almost $200k a month in spousal & child support
BurmesePenguin
07/29/21 1:44:11 PM
#17
How much is child support and how much is spousal?
TopicFuck the final dungeon from FF12
BurmesePenguin
07/29/21 1:37:53 PM
#8
The great crystal is worse.
TopicThose Dam Germans
BurmesePenguin
07/29/21 1:35:27 PM
#12
SiO4 posted...
LOL, he even went on damage control...no dun intended.

Either way, anyone with any worldly knowledge would question, Bolivar State, as being a part of Germany.

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1105081215261069312
Lmao
TopicThis is easily Jake Gyllenhaal's greatest role
BurmesePenguin
07/29/21 6:02:51 AM
#6
What about when he got naked in Secretary and he had a giant merkin?
TopicSo... when did animals stop being harmed in the making of this film?
BurmesePenguin
07/28/21 8:52:02 AM
#28
In the 00s I was into East Asian period stuff and the British film board would require that they edit out scenes of tripwires being used on horses and it made me angry they were censoring my art.
TopicWoman entrepreneur article uses a pic. Subject of pic gets tons of boob comments
BurmesePenguin
07/28/21 8:47:34 AM
#29
Her bra is reshaping a lot of things as well.
Topic"Follow the science"
BurmesePenguin
07/28/21 8:33:24 AM
#2
Do your own research!

*Links to seven different science denialist blogs and no scientific research*
TopicRemember that Shyamalan movie The Village?
BurmesePenguin
07/28/21 8:25:44 AM
#23
U guys need to see Lady in the Water. Its clearly the product of an insane mind that is very angry that critics say mean things about its movies.
TopicHave you ever ran out of gas while driving?
BurmesePenguin
07/28/21 8:23:39 AM
#6
not all of us always have a Trump knife on hand to sell for gas money, I guess.
TopicHave you ever ran out of gas while driving?
BurmesePenguin
07/28/21 8:21:20 AM
#4
I cant imagine how dumb you have to be for that to actually happen, other than it being a malfunction.
TopicMatt Gaetz stands outside Riverside City Hall to protest... Communism
BurmesePenguin
07/18/21 1:57:01 PM
#6
metallica846 posted...
Is he fucking Marjorie? Yeah he definitely is.

She might be a bit too old for his taste though.
He wouldnt cheat on Nestor
TopicPeter Cushing was the best Frankenstein, best Van Helsing,best Star Wars char
BurmesePenguin
07/18/21 1:51:34 PM
#2
Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable
TopicJust called my Gf and told her to have a good time at work.
BurmesePenguin
07/18/21 1:47:15 PM
#70
Duncanwii posted...
I hate Mt Dew and am not terribly fond of cheetos either. Sun Chips and Dr Pepper is the better combo.
You disputed that you like Mountain Dew but not that your GF is your sister?
TopicHow do I stop getting upset at the camera in Mario 64
BurmesePenguin
07/18/21 9:30:35 AM
#15
That is clearly not on topic.
TopicHow do I stop getting upset at the camera in Mario 64
BurmesePenguin
07/18/21 9:22:10 AM
#11
No, that was an unrelated anecdote of universal truthiness.
TopicHow do I stop getting upset at the camera in Mario 64
BurmesePenguin
07/18/21 9:18:53 AM
#9
The slide star on cool, cool mountain is a fucking dick.
TopicHow do I stop getting upset at the camera in Mario 64
BurmesePenguin
07/18/21 8:58:45 AM
#1
Its keeping me from true enjoyment.
TopicMods: You were trolling.
BurmesePenguin
07/17/21 1:58:35 PM
#3
Trolling is literally all you do, so its a fair assessment. Not fair, next though, since you didnt get banned.
TopicWhy did Austria get a sandwich?
BurmesePenguin
07/15/21 3:31:54 PM
#11
The joke isnt the point. You literally thought there was a country called Hungry.

Also the joke doesnt work.
TopicWhy did Austria get a sandwich?
BurmesePenguin
07/15/21 3:29:44 PM
#9
Duncanwii posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria-Hungary
But thats not what you said.
TopicAre tanlines hot?
BurmesePenguin
07/15/21 3:29:05 PM
#24
Tan lines means you enjoy frying your skin. Fucking nasty.
TopicWhy did Austria get a sandwich?
BurmesePenguin
07/15/21 3:25:38 PM
#4
No it wasnt
TopicDifference between Michael Bay and Zack Snyder?
BurmesePenguin
07/04/21 7:05:23 AM
#49
Only watchable thing from either of them is The Rock and 300, and given that choice theres no reason to ever pick Zack Snyder.

TopicLOL I just got blocked for three days on Facebook
BurmesePenguin
07/04/21 7:03:39 AM
#5
Fair.
TopicYou cant say 'Hitler' immediately after 'penis'
BurmesePenguin
07/03/21 9:54:38 AM
#13
TopicSmashfaqs prefers butts over boobs
BurmesePenguin
07/03/21 9:44:24 AM
#30
Thats what happens when newer and shittier Smash games push the all time great Melee out of relevancy.
TopicYou cant say 'Hitler' immediately after 'penis'
BurmesePenguin
07/03/21 9:42:49 AM
#1
The censor will think youre trying to get away with shit.
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