Current Events > Remember that Shyamalan movie The Village?

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Choco
07/28/21 7:16:28 AM
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That's what it's like to live in Germany.

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Turbam
07/28/21 7:23:44 AM
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I hated that movie >:V

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Veggeta_MAX
07/28/21 7:24:24 AM
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Worst twist

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Choco
07/28/21 7:27:01 AM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
Worst twist
it was like when i went to another country in 2017 and saw self-checkouts for the first time in my life

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jpenny2
07/28/21 7:27:38 AM
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The early part of the movie builds an ominous mood and seems to be setting up an interesting story. Then everything falls apart.

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Choco
07/28/21 7:31:53 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
builds an ominous mood
like germans when they protest against cell towers and claim they will make people sick

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Choco
07/28/21 7:32:23 AM
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Turbam posted...
I hated that movie >:V
at least for you it was only a movie.

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:40:46 AM
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Id like to think so
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Mistere Man
07/28/21 7:43:02 AM
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I remember some weird special before it came out about how his all movies had some hidden meaning, and the guy asked if this movie was something that happened to him in his youth, and M night looked at him like he was crazy, and said no.

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:44:34 AM
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The Happening is his most well-filmed movie IMO

he really got the cast to do it
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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:52:40 AM
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Split & Glass were Chuck Berry

McAvoy - Willis - secret societies - A+
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Choco
07/28/21 7:53:07 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
I remember some weird special before it came out about how his all movies had some hidden meaning, and the guy asked if this movie was something that happened to him in his youth, and M night looked at him like he was crazy, and said no.
lmfao

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I4NRulez
07/28/21 7:53:36 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
The Happening is his most well-filmed movie IMO

he really got the cast to do it

Are you saying that it looks the best?

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:54:21 AM
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I4NRulez posted...
Are you saying that it looks the best?
The lenses are crazy

and Im thinking about aspect ratio in Split & Glass so yeah.
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jpenny2
07/28/21 7:58:24 AM
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I would be interested in seeing what would have happened if the story had been what the trailer made it out to be: people in a village dealing with monsters living in a nearby forest. This was the first movie of his where the twist (two twists, really) absolutely killed the movie.

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TheSavageDragon
07/28/21 8:00:02 AM
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Choco posted...
it was like when i went to another country in 2017 and saw self-checkouts for the first time in my life

For real? We're practically neighbors and self-checkouts have been a thing here for 15+ years.
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Barber102
07/28/21 8:03:54 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
I would be interested in seeing what would have happened if the story had been what the trailer made it out to be: people in a village dealing with monsters living in a nearby forest. This was the first movie of his where the twist (two twists, really) absolutely killed the movie.

yeah, this movie really pissed me off at the time.

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Choco
07/28/21 8:06:40 AM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
For real? We're practically neighbors and self-checkouts have been a thing here for 15+ years.
yeah for real

my friends keep telling me germany totally does have self-checkouts and then name the 1 store that has them in a 30km radius
wow that totally means germany isn't pathetic i guess and it was my own fault for not going there! jfc

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Blighboy
07/28/21 8:21:22 AM
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Self checkouts are actually fucking garbage though.

They don't let you scan properly like an actual employee would, so it's like using training wheels. And then they constantly fuck up and you need an employee to come anyway. And they help capitalists undervalue the labour of the working class.

I'd almost rather watch a Shyamalan film, or at least the trailer for one.

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I4NRulez
07/28/21 8:22:48 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
The lenses are crazy

and Im thinking about aspect ratio in Split & Glass so yeah.

Oh ok, I can't argue that but The Happening is one of the worst movies I've ever seen lol

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TheSavageDragon
07/28/21 8:25:04 AM
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Choco posted...
yeah for real

my friends keep telling me germany totally does have self-checkouts and then name the 1 store that has them in a 30km radius
wow that totally means germany isn't pathetic i guess and it was my own fault for not going there! jfc

Tbf I'm in the same boat. There's 2 chains that have self-checkouts here and I only know of a single store within that radius
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Xethuminra
07/28/21 8:25:21 AM
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I4NRulez posted...
Oh ok, I can't argue that but The Happening is one of the worst movies I've ever seen lol
Not gonna lie

That doesnt dissuade me at all. Quite the contrary.
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BurmesePenguin
07/28/21 8:25:44 AM
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U guys need to see Lady in the Water. Its clearly the product of an insane mind that is very angry that critics say mean things about its movies.
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ShotgunSilencer
07/28/21 8:26:41 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
The early part of the movie builds an ominous mood and seems to be setting up an interesting story. Then everything falls apart.

This. I remember watching it when it came out and I really liked it at first. Then the twist or whatever comes.. And... Ugh. Kinda killed it.
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I4NRulez
07/28/21 8:35:01 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Not gonna lie

That doesnt dissuade me at all. Quite the contrary.

You want to watch a movie more because it's bad? I mean there are some hilarious scenes for how badly the movie is acted and written

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EndOfDiscOne
07/28/21 8:38:28 AM
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I didn't know The Village was an M. Night movie when I went to go see it, and I wasn't looking forward to it either. I ended up enjoying it quite a bit.

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Lone_Starr
07/28/21 8:42:46 AM
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M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN, DiRECTOR OF THE VILLAGE

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 8:46:03 AM
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I4NRulez posted...
You want to watch a movie more because it's bad? I mean there are some hilarious scenes for how badly the movie is acted and written
Im not debating it with you, pal. Its a good movie. I like it. You dont.
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Lone_Starr
07/28/21 8:48:45 AM
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The Happening is amazing because it gave us this scene

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_tDlnVWbk

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 8:50:13 AM
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Is he still talking to it?

The acting is unique is what it is. And relevant on a number of different levels. Is it like a childrens book? Is it like made for TV? Is it trippy?

There

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I4NRulez
07/28/21 8:54:22 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Im not debating it with you, pal. Its a good movie. I like it. You dont.

I mean sure but it's not like it's just me saying it the movie was widely hated by people lol. I mean I liked mass effect Andromeda. Sometimes people like bad shit.

Lone_Starr posted...
The Happening is amazing because it gave us this scene

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_tDlnVWbk

The movie is full of this gold

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 8:55:37 AM
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The scene with the rednecks is crazy.

The hotdog dude. Private dumbfuck

its brilliant little film

yall know the old lady is the PE teacher from Carrie?

zOMG John Leguizamo (tbh it just looks like these people acting how they normally do anyway lmao they just compiled them into one movie

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1NfamousACE_2
07/28/21 8:59:32 AM
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Self checkouts are only good if you have a few items

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 8:59:57 AM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Self checkouts are only good if you have a few items
This post triggered me.
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Mistere Man
07/28/21 9:07:58 AM
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Ok apparently that special I was talking about was faked, and there was some controversy about it.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0391311/

Sorry I didnt know as I caught it near the end.

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 9:08:21 AM
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Correct.

That was a huge deal too. Back in the day
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Mistere Man
07/28/21 9:14:32 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Correct.

That was a huge deal too. Back in the day
Again sorry. I was just changing around and saw it, and never gave it much thought. If I did see stuff about it later I probably forgot as my memory isnt the best.

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 9:15:42 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Again sorry. I was just changing around and saw it, and never gave it much thought. If I did see stuff about it later I probably forgot as my memory isnt the best.
Unless, yknow

The hoax story was a cover-up

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Mistere Man
07/28/21 9:17:51 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Unless, yknow

The hoax story was a cover-up

**raises eyebrows** **tilts nose up** **shakes head** **frowns**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 9:21:11 AM
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Posts Groucho glasses**
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Kaldrenthebold
07/28/21 9:59:11 AM
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Blighboy posted...
Self checkouts are actually fucking garbage though.

They don't let you scan properly like an actual employee would, so it's like using training wheels. And then they constantly fuck up and you need an employee to come anyway. And they help capitalists undervalue the labour of the working class.

I'd almost rather watch a Shyamalan film, or at least the trailer for one.

I've literally never had this problem of requiring help more than once in the past year of doing self checkout (and that was cause I accidentally added two of an item). I love them because I don't have to wait long.

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MaxEffingBemis
07/28/21 10:07:51 AM
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Its been years since I saw that movie. Remind me what the twists were?

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 10:10:52 AM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Its been years since I saw that movie. Remind me what the twists were?
  1. Theres monsters.
  2. The villagers pretend to be monsters. There are no monsters.
  3. The colonial village is a commune in the middle of the woods, and the story takes place in modern times.
  4. The girl is not actually completely blind.
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Ruvan22
07/28/21 10:13:10 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
1. Theres monsters.
2. The villagers pretend to be monsters. There are no monsters.
3. The colonial village is a commune in the middle of the woods, and the story takes place in modern times.
4. The girl is not actually completely blind.

Wait when did they reveal that third point?
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Xethuminra
07/28/21 10:13:43 AM
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When she gets the medicine from M. Night lol
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Choco
07/28/21 10:16:10 AM
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Blighboy posted...
They don't let you scan properly like an actual employee would, so it's like using training wheels. And then they constantly fuck up and you need an employee to come anyway.
they worked fine in england and the netherlands. and i didn't feel absurdly stressed like i do in the lines in german stores.

Blighboy posted...
And they help capitalists undervalue the labour of the working class.
yeah i'd rather have that than all stores being forced to close at 8pm.
you don't realize how lucky you are.

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Choco
07/28/21 10:17:06 AM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Wait when did they reveal that third point?
what?
what did you think this topic was about lmao. that's literally the only thing i remember

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MaxEffingBemis
07/28/21 10:17:15 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
1. Theres monsters.
2. The villagers pretend to be monsters. There are no monsters.
3. The colonial village is a commune in the middle of the woods, and the story takes place in modern times.
4. The girl is not actually completely blind.
Ok I remember all of these now except the last one. What does that mean exactly

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 10:17:49 AM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Ok I remember all of these now except the last one. What does that mean exactly
Not much
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Ruvan22
07/28/21 10:22:23 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
When she gets the medicine from M. Night lol

Ahh hehe thanks been a while since I saw it

Choco posted...
what?
what did you think this topic was about lmao. that's literally the only thing i remember

I only remember the first two! The first seemed guessable from the movie's heading and the second was spoiled in a news article I think
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