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TopicFloyd Family Reaches Historic $27Million Dollar Settlement...
DragonClaw01
03/12/21 3:32:04 PM
#11
Muscles posted...
I feel like it would have been more fair just to throw his murderer in jail
Fair, maybe, but I would much rather take the $27 million.

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TopicSuper Mario 64 Sucks... And Here's Why
DragonClaw01
03/11/21 11:31:24 PM
#44
Dikitain posted...
I always felt it sucked, but I am pretty sure my reasons aren't even addressed in the video. I think it sucks because I think every 3d platformer from the 90's and early 00's suck. They all have the same problems: Slower gameplay than their 2D counterparts, difficulty based solely on camera angles, formulaic boss fights, and an over-reliance on "open" levels with multiple objectives.
They are different type games. 3d platformers are more about collecting stuff and exploring than tough platform challenges (most likely due to the issues with depth perception in a 3d environment), while older 2d platformers were more about beating the stage. Although, nowadays even 2d platformers are mostly about collecting stuff than actually being challenging. Overall, I feel like 3d platformers have a ton of potential with the extra dimension and increased mobility options. It is a shame that they are relatively rare whereas 2d platformers are pumped out with wild abandon.

As for Mario 64, it does not blow me away anymore with the overly simplified environments, but at the time it was mind blowing with all the mobility options, the analogue stick, big open environments ect and Mario 64 DS was a crazy ambitious port for a DS game. It is hard to believe that you could get a big 3d game on the DS like that.

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TopicBattle of the Condiments
DragonClaw01
03/11/21 1:10:35 PM
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Mustard, sometimes hot sauce. I used to be the wierdo that put mustard on fries even.

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TopicUK royals absorb shock of revealing Harry, Meghan interview
DragonClaw01
03/11/21 1:08:15 PM
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Mead posted...
lol in the age of dna ancestry testing we now know that all people are black

we can consider racism over
Bring out that mission accomplished banner from storage, we got use for it yet.

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TopicRemember back when a bunch of people REALLY liked the Tasmanian Devil?
DragonClaw01
03/11/21 12:35:09 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
marvin the martian was my favorite when I watched them
I am more of a Wiley Coyote fan. Got to admire the guys persistence even if ultimately he is an inept schemer and will meet an inglorious end at the end of the segment.

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TopicSuper Mario 64 Sucks... And Here's Why
DragonClaw01
03/11/21 12:25:53 AM
#35
Zikten posted...
It also has a physical release so you could always buy that even after this month. But eventually copies may go up in price

I havent bought it digital or physical yet either. But probably going to sometime this month. I actually did kinda want to play Galaxy again
I doubt it. I see stacks and stacks of this game at my local Best Buy and it is a top 15 best selling Switch game. I mean it is already down to $40 on Ebay it is so common. I would be surprised if this game is worth a lot.

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TopicDid they just make gfaqs slightly more bluer
DragonClaw01
03/10/21 5:47:22 PM
#36
ZBug_ posted...
Cotton Candy was always an ugly theme
You ain't kidding, only a madman would run that theme

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TopicThis is why Joe Rogan is a fucking joke!
DragonClaw01
03/10/21 5:45:41 PM
#4
He's a superb mushroom salesman

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TopicWhat's your favorite thing to have on the grill?
DragonClaw01
03/08/21 11:48:35 PM
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Ribs, slow cooked and smoked to perfection. But I have fond memories of tail gating with one of those portable bbqs cooking up some brats and hamburgers with friends and family, so that has to be a close second.

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Topic23 y/o TEACHER is PREGNANT with a 14 y/o BOY'S Child!! Does she look 23???
DragonClaw01
03/08/21 11:40:11 PM
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streamofthesky posted...
Controversial opinion: When a woman grapes a guy, he should be allowed to choose to force a termination of the pregnancy if he wants.
She violated "my body, my choice" when she violated a minor.

At the very least, he BETTER not be financially responsible for the results of his own assault.
What is he going to pay anyways, $5 lunch money?

As for the lady, damn that is one frumpy ho, but any port in a storm I guess.

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Topic20 y/o Ohio Kid is DEAD after he Drank 40 SHOTS of BEER!!!
DragonClaw01
03/08/21 11:34:14 PM
#13
It's pretty much midwest natural selection. Those whose bodies can't survive the riggers of excessive cheese, sausage and alcohol are quickly eliminated, leaving the strong few capable of surviving the harsh saturated fats and alcohols that this region demands. Only those of strong arteries and livers can survive there.

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TopicWhat Switch game should I maybe buy?
DragonClaw01
03/04/21 2:15:13 PM
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I love how no one even cares about the quality of 3d all stars, they are just worried that it is limited (even though it sold millions of units). Fear of loss is the path to the dark side my friends.

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TopicDoctor Who makes HISTORY with the first GAY DOCTOR replacing Jodie Whittaker!!!
DragonClaw01
03/04/21 12:14:26 AM
#16
Blightzkrieg posted...
Gay doctor is whatever. I'll be kind of surprised if he has a long running gay love interest in the vein of Rose, but props if they commit to that. I would have predicted a black doctor before this.

Admittedly I dropped the show a few years ago and probably won't get back into it until we get a big tiddy goth doctor.
It wouldn't work. The audience of the show is still mostly straight dudes, so generally want a female love interest. I feel like if they go too far with the gay agenda it will be another failure just like the female doctor. Gay doctor could work if he has woman assistant and only hints that he may be gay, but gay relationship, no way. This aint no broke back tardis over here.

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Topic18 y/o Kid hopes to be the TALLEST player in NBA History!! Is this Unfair???
DragonClaw01
03/03/21 10:45:18 PM
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At high school and college level, yes. But at pros it starts to lose its advantage. Professional basketball is in the three point meta right now anyways, so strong interior play is not as much of the focus, plus you can't goal tend, so it is not like all because you are tall you have an inherent advantage on defense. If being super massively tall was a dominate characteristic, Tacko Fall would be the most dominate person in the sport, but ultimately he is a bench warmer because you still go to move around and shoot effectively, not just be tall.

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TopicI bought a Shamrock shake from McDonald's
DragonClaw01
03/02/21 11:13:52 PM
#11
faramir77 posted...
This is what Google says a Shamrock shake should look like:



Here's the bullshit I got (it's like a fucking liter, this was the medium wtf):



I don't think the cup was overflowing, I think it was just rejecting the bullshit contained inside of it.

No whipped cream in there or anything. It's like if Shrek ate a couple packs of Mentos and then puked it up.
Well at least they have some green sludge on the outside, so you can tell it is a Shamrock shake.

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TopicWhy should offices ever reopen?
DragonClaw01
03/02/21 11:12:33 PM
#96
Yeah, there will be a need for offices. This work from home just feels so isolating and these zoom meetings feel so unreal with the bad audio and poorly synced video. It's pretty bad. I can certainly understand businesses going to a hybrid setup where some days you wfh and others you go to the office to save on office space and commuting, but pure wfh does not work well for me.

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TopicI'm meeting with this guy from Tinder tomorrow
DragonClaw01
03/02/21 10:48:00 PM
#57
Eh, I tried it. I am too fat and unflexible :( . I feel like I have the strength, but I slide around too much, if it isn't the basin, it is is my bloody feet in the corner. I feel like if I where more flexible I could get my feet higher and put more pressure on my arm to reduce the sliding or conversely if I had one of the those suction cup things people climb up buildings with, I could attach it to the basin for a more stable platform and walk myself up, but ,eh, I concede. He is just better I guess (I have to lay off the beers and maybe stretch a little more I guess).

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TopicI'm meeting with this guy from Tinder tomorrow
DragonClaw01
03/02/21 10:14:38 PM
#54
I don't think the pic is shopped, but he must be the weight of a twig, since it does not look like his arm is straining at all. I could do that, but I would not nearly look as cool.

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Topic"Amazon model" smothers and cuddles men for a living.
DragonClaw01
02/26/21 8:38:47 PM
#10
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
you havent lived till youve tried bbw face sitting
I won't be living if she sits on me.

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TopicI have a 50~ page paper due in two weeks
DragonClaw01
02/26/21 10:14:30 AM
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I always despise page minimums on reports. I feel, especially now a days, getting what you want across in as few words as possible while still retaining clarity is more valuable than writing a fricken Jane Austen novel. I mean we live in the internet age, embrace the pith.

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TopicTiger Woods injured in Roll Over Accident in LA...
DragonClaw01
02/26/21 9:53:00 AM
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He seems to have a penchant for falling asleep at the wheel, which conversely is my reaction when watching golf.

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Topic22 y/o Tramp who Stole Nancy Pelosi' Laptop PLEDGED her allegiance to HITLER!!!
DragonClaw01
02/26/21 9:51:23 AM
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Damn, I feel like I have to handle my cell phone with gloves to handle all this edge.

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TopicFather-to-be killed by explosive gender reveal device.
DragonClaw01
02/24/21 3:34:14 PM
#41
Mead posted...
Explosions are pretty boring imo

Its just a loud boom and something gets destroyed. The end.
Says the person that did not live on a steady diet of building implosion videos as kid. I absolutely loved that stuff. I swear all they played as a kid on educational stations were sharks, dinosaurs, ancient egypt and building implosions, so explosions are like a quarter of my upbringing.

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TopicFather-to-be killed by explosive gender reveal device.
DragonClaw01
02/24/21 3:09:30 PM
#39
LinkPizza posted...
Or a cake. Because cake is delicious!
Yeah, but explosives are more fun and you just don't get enough excuses throughout the year to blow something up. I mean, July 4th is a long ways away and that is just a few bottle rockets and roman candles most of the time. This is some serious firepower.

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TopicAnime artists do not make a decent wage
DragonClaw01
02/24/21 2:58:08 PM
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Well, it is not like anyone ever advertised artists making big bucks. They are pretty much always depicted like philosophy graduates: impoverished and doing whatever they can to make ends meet. I am sure after a career of on and off again construction, waiting, ect, they are pretty happy to finally get a reasonably stable job doing what they want.

Although if you do create a hit manga you can make some serious bucks. Toriyama's not feeling too bad right now I imagine. Although, that is kinda like winning the lotto and can't be counted on completely.

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TopicAthlete goes on a RACIST MELTDOWN after his GF cheated on him with a BLACK Guy!
DragonClaw01
02/24/21 12:18:36 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
So it's fine to be racist, homophobic and sexist in private if really mad? The plot thickens.....
Better than cheating on a person and snitching on them to ruin thier life. What a whore.

But, the guy was a moron for texting this to his girlfriend anyways, especially since she has already proven herself untrustworthy. But now she can be so "stunning and brave" on social media for the defending the black people from this evil racist (even though she effectively stirred up the pot herself), instead of being discarded like the slut she is. I guess it pays to think before texting

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TopicFather-to-be killed by explosive gender reveal device.
DragonClaw01
02/23/21 8:21:15 PM
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Mead posted...
shrapnel can kill from even smaller explosives

explosives really are dangerous and shouldnt really be used frivolously by non-professionals
Tannerite is pretty safe. It will only pretty much blow up if struck by a bullet. Of course the chalk you use will make a fricken mess of the area it blows up in. I am more partial to fireworks because of this, since it will not blight the area with blue or pink dust until the end of time like tannerite and chalk.

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TopicFather-to-be killed by explosive gender reveal device.
DragonClaw01
02/23/21 8:00:54 PM
#24
I still don't know how the explosive device blew up spontaneously. What are they making these things out of Nitroglycerin? I thought they would use something more stable like gunpowder or tannerite or something.

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TopicWhy do men join dating sites just to insult women?
DragonClaw01
02/23/21 7:51:19 PM
#92
Jen0125 posted...
I will cope fine but wonder why men are like that. You seem like that. Care to explain?
Probably had a bad relationship with their mother.

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TopicCan't wait to see the bitching about the Kimye divorce.
DragonClaw01
02/20/21 12:42:49 PM
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Honestly, it is about as well as a relationship between two narcisists ever can get. Eventually one partner will become bored or too inconvenienced by the other partner and leave in these relationships. I am honestly surprised how long Kim put up with Kanyes shinangans, as Kaynes 2020 antics would've been trying for anyone. Plus Kayne is leaving with a billion so it is not exactly like Kim is taking everything Kayne has and the dog, he is probably richer than all of Gamefaqs combined anyways, so I am not shedding too many tears for Scrouge Mcduck over there.

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TopicHaifu Black/Japanese Chick named Miss Universe Japan 2020...
DragonClaw01
02/19/21 3:21:02 PM
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I do find it bit wierd that you have a country that is like 97 percent Japanese, yet the beauty pageants are pretty much a hapa convention. Oh well, asian-black is a pretty decent pairing. The asain-whites always seem to go a bit crazy. Small dicks plus white self loathing is a fatal combo, I suppose. Can't blame them I guess.

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TopicToday is my cosmetic surgery
DragonClaw01
02/19/21 3:07:04 PM
#25
Jen0125 posted...
It's done! They removed 100ccs of fat. I'm crying tears of pure joy in recovery. I feel amazing. I feel so relieved and happy.
Damn, that is a lot of cc. You can almost power a really shity dirt bike with that much cc.

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TopicWould you fuck an 18 year old?
DragonClaw01
02/19/21 12:52:29 AM
#16
PK_Spam posted...
18 year olds are basically just kids

kids who cant even smoke anymore

Well at least I can do medical marijuana with them. Take that anti-smoking league.

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TopicI only went to return an HDMI cable, and ended up leaving with this thing...
DragonClaw01
02/19/21 12:51:25 AM
#7
Yeah, the stimulus results in very poor life decisions. Yeah just put that on the card buddy, you see this watch, Casio, I am new wealth you see.

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TopicWould you fuck an 18 year old?
DragonClaw01
02/19/21 12:37:02 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Why wouldn't I? 16+ is legal for me so sure.

Old enough to be her farther.
Dang, you can troll like half the high school for dates in your country.

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TopicAre you a fan of Rooster Teeth?
DragonClaw01
02/18/21 2:44:24 PM
#7
I used to listen to the podcast, but stopped listening after Bernie left. It just didn't have the dynamic it did after that. Always found thier sketches to be bit cringe too, so never have been too big of a fan.

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