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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 22
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05/02/21 12:19:57 PM
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I am actually going insane trying to determine where I screwed up in the ranking system again, I thought I was on the top 20. I know I made a mistake somewhere, but damned if I can find it.

Oh well, I'll continue the topic probably tomorrow. This will surely be the final topic in the series.

The Waifus so Far
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19dm1bshy_1BMGiAgisHuuEjYupRxlf2jLu7AJtWAgmI/edit?usp=sharing

Top 22 Waifus
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HPqfwIb_d-QmurNyLRK_SfZ71mixQamqMuHJ4LMyC5I/edit?usp=sharing

The Waifus Remaining for those who don't want to read the spreadsheet
Melia Antiqua (Xenoblade)
Fiora (Xenoblade)
Makoto Nijima (Persona)
Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona)
Tae Takemi (Persona)
Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy)
Lunafreya Nox Fleuret (Final Fantasy)
Miu Iruma (Danganronpa)
Ibuki Mioda (Danganronpa)
Chiaki Nanami (Danganronpa)
Sonia Nevermind (Danganronpa)
Kaede Akamatasu (Danganronpa)
Aoi Asahina (Danganronpa)
Betty Cooper (Archie)
Zelda (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
Lucina (Fire Emblem)
Ema Skye (Ace Attorney)
Christie Monteiro (Tekken)
Mai Natsume (BlazBlue)
Rapunzel (Tangled)
Claire Redfield (Resident Evil)
Palutena (Kid Icarus)

Overall Remaining Waifu Stats
Medium
Video Game: 20
Comic: 1
Film: 1

Hair
Blonde: 8
Brown: 6
Blue: 3
Black: 1
Green: 1
Purple: 1
Red: 1
Silver: 1

Eyes
Blue: 7
Green: 5
Brown: 3
Pink: 2
Purple: 2
Red: 2
Black: 1

Age
15-19: 15
20-29: 7

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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05/02/21 11:59:50 AM
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Leonhart4 posted...
Also I think Nagato has limited emotions because she's meant to be a stereotypical bookworm, like how Asakura is designed to be a stereotypical "most popular girl in school," even if it's at total odds with their real personalities.
You sure about that? I interpreted them as just not being perfect recreations of humans, but I admit that doesn't make complete sense. Now that I think about it, I think I'm remembering more things. Did Nagato say she can't time travel, or that she just personally chooses not to? I remember her saying something like 'it's not difficult.'

Leonhart4 posted...
And the emotionless doll trope rules
Don't know if I can agree with this!

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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05/02/21 1:42:52 AM
#490
~~Red Alert: I went back to my Excel sheet and realized I misread something~~

Up Next (for Real This Time): A waifu associated with a color

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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05/01/21 11:56:44 PM
#486
Up Next: The only waifu left with a sub-40 score in any category

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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05/01/21 11:51:07 PM
#484
22. Yuki Nagato

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Nominator: LeonhartFour (0/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: Yes
Attractiveness: 60 (83/145 tie)
Personality: 77 (15/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 80 (13/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 72.3
Hair: Purple (1/13 remaining)
Eyes: Yellow (0/9 remaining)
Race: Asian (11/58 remaining)
Age: 15-19 (15/62 remaining)
Medium: Video Games (14/62 remaining)

Im aware that Nagato isnt really using magic, but Kyon at one point describes her as using bogus magic, so Im counting it. Sidenote: I could have sworn that Nagato was supposed to be fourteen, but the Wiki says shes in eleventh grade. My mistake, I guess. I mean, even more technically, shes only three years old because shes an artificial being, but if I counted that, I would have to count gods and spirits and stuff as being thousands of years old, so for our purposes, I guess shes sixteen. Before I even go on, whatever happened to this series? Like twelve years ago, everyone was in love with it. I dont even watch anime, and I watched it. Its like the most popular anime ever that just stopped.

Yuki Nagato is another hypocrite choice for me, where a lot of the things I complained about with other waifus, Im just going to count as positives for her. No one can stop me. Nagato is just so wonderful and fun, and is easily the best waifu in the series. I can barely even remember the other time traveler girl. All I remember is Haruhi making her wear a French maid outfit. I guess speaking of cute anime girls, Nagatos serious demeanor does make her stand out from the crowd. Shes not exactly crazy good-looking by the lists standards, but shes also not a generic anime girl, which is to her benefit.

In case you dont know, Nagato is all I was created with limited social functions, so I cant act like a normal person. This is either absurd or brilliant, because she instead just nods, quietly says one-word answers, and so on and its like the cutest thing ever. So, was the Data Overmind who created her thinking the limited social functions dont matter for a being whose job is mostly to observe and obey, or was it thinking teehee this emotionless girl will be the most adorable thing ever and easily infiltrate the stupid humans? Because one implies that it just got lucky, and the other implies a greater understanding of human culture than it seems to show elsewhere. You might even think that an emotionless waifu would be an issue, but it honestly doesnt take her that long to develop some more individuality, and shes still just as great afterward.

Im just going to say it: I generally dont like the emotionless girl archetype (thank God no one nominated Rei or that one girl from Martian Successor Nadesico, the other two anime with them Ive watched), but Nagato really makes it work. I dont even know how, theres just something a little indefinable about what makes her so appealing. Like, let me be clear, her show would lose like 50% of the appeal if she wasnt in it, and shes like the third most important character. I didnt even remember the esper guy until I looked up the series again for this list, but I sure as hell remembered every detail about Yuki Nagato.

As far as Girlfriendness goes, Nagatos got it all. Yeah, shes a super smart alien who can surely get any job she wants, even though her actual job is to secretly watch a teenage girl, but thats not really the extent of it. And yeah, shes basically omnipotent (I think the only thing she cant do is time travel?) and especially manipulates luck (can you imagine how easy it will be to pass multiple-choice tests with her on your side?). But really, she likes video games, sci-fi books, and keeps her apartment meticulously clean. Those things alone would push her pretty high. Im trying to think of more things to say about her that dont involve just reciting specific moments from the anime, but the end result is that Im pretty sure Nagato would be an ideal girlfriend. She even gets slightly disappointed after realizing a guys not actually interested in her. I guess she might actually have the problem of being on the ****list of an even more omnipotent superbeing that only doesnt punish her because she has a connection to an even more omnipotent superbeing, but Im honestly not sure how to factor that into her ranking, so I just wont. Ill assume Kyon got her off that list again like he did the first time.

Ultimately, what Im saying is this: Yuki Nagato disobeys a lot of my normal waifu rules, but does so in a way that works anyway. I guess that makes her good at breaking rules in both the series and my dorky waifu list.

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TopicFavorite Ace Attorney Case 2 defendant? (Spoilers)
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05/01/21 11:47:56 PM
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I hated him pretending to be possessed.

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TopicFavorite Ace Attorney Case 2 defendant? (Spoilers)
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05/01/21 10:15:03 PM
#13
I forgot about Wocky actually okay fine he's worse

I still hate Damien, though

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TopicFavorite Ace Attorney Case 2 defendant? (Spoilers)
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05/01/21 9:52:00 PM
#8
Who voted Damien Tenma

How did you vote for him

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TopicFavorite Ace Attorney Case 1 defendant? (Spoilers)
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05/01/21 2:50:24 PM
#17
I'm counting "his mom was Lamiroire all along" as his secret backstory for that game.

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TopicFavorite Ace Attorney Case 1 defendant? (Spoilers)
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05/01/21 2:41:12 PM
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Leonhart4 posted...
Remember when they tried to make her Apollo's love interest?
Apollo gets a new backstory every game, imagine if he also got a new girlfriend.

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TopicEVERY single one of us knows the ff7 spoiler right
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05/01/21 11:41:21 AM
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Yeah

Tseng dies

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TopicFavorite Ace Attorney Case 1 defendant? (Spoilers)
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04/30/21 9:15:22 PM
#2
Maggey must be the character who shows up the most whom I care about the least.

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/30/21 9:07:19 PM
#482
azuarc posted...
It's room for future design.
I guess, but I still think it's weird. I do like how the missing element is wood, though, that was fun.

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TopicFavorite song about: "Somebody"
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04/30/21 5:29:41 PM
#5
All-Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

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TopicWhat's the most famous spoiler of video games?
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04/30/21 4:05:32 PM
#67
We already established that I didn't make the other topic!

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/30/21 2:21:03 PM
#480
Sceptilesolar posted...
No, she's only average. She does a lot of things okay but nothing especially well, unless you happen to be on a stage with a cliff you can throw enemies off of. Calling her a banner character for the gacha element, maybe, she hasn't had a dedicated banner herself though so it seems like a stretch.
Interesting. I also noticed that there's an entire element that no character specializes in, which is a weirdo move.

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/30/21 1:19:51 PM
#474
Next Up: A magic waifu

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/30/21 1:15:50 PM
#472
23. Jean Gunnhildr

Series: Genshin Impact
Nominator: Menji (0/3 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 80 (24/145 tie)
Personality: 66 (42/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 71 (30/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 72.3
Hair: Blonde (6/62 remaining)
Eyes: Blue (5/44 remaining)
Race: White (8/62 remaining)
Age: 20-29 (6/58 remaining)
Medium: Video Game (15/62 remaining)

Menji dead. I suppose Jean doesnt count as a weeaboo waifu, but only by the narrowest and most technical of margins. Anyway, Ill be the first to admit that my hint was too obvious. I guess theres no Lucina Valucina in fiction. Is there a Sonia von Sonia? Betty Bettyson? Ah well. Jean, with her extremely French first name and [REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE PLAYS TOO MUCH CAVES OF QUD ORGANIZATION] last name, is definitely the standout waifu of Genshin Impact. And dont try to tell me its a fantasy world where none of that matters, I know. Its just fun to make fun of naming stuff.

I guess it goes without saying that shes also beautiful. Ill level with you Ive got a thing for blondes. Its by far the most common hair color remaining on the list (only brown hair comes close), and blue eyes and green eyes are also the most common eye colors left. Anyway, Im a little concerned about where she got those pants. They go beyond being merely skintight and enter the realm of Im pretty sure its just paint over your legs, theres no way those are actually pants.

Why is Jeans Girlfriendness so high, you ask? Well, its a combination of three factors. First, shes basically the perfect leader and protector of a city, whos so awesome that everyone loves her, even the guy who hates knights. Shes just really charismatic and dedicated, which is good, even if her flaw is supposed to be that she takes on too much work. And shes trained in etiquette, history, and all of that fancy noble stuff that lets her seem like the perfect cultured waifu. I mean, what, is there disadvantage to being able to say that your girlfriend is basically the leader of a city? I guess shell always be busy, and she protects things, so shes verging a little into superhero territory, but Im willing to give her the same kind of pass that I gave police waifus. I think given the setting, knight waifus are a near equivalent. And she likes making schedules in advance and keeping to them to make things run efficiently? Girl, you know my tastes too well. I know a ton of people who are just completely incapable of planning anything out more than five minutes in advance and it drives me crazy. Like, Im trying to imagine the day-to-day of having Jean as your girlfriend, and it seems like almost entirely positives.

Anyway, the second reason is that her birthday is March 14, which will make it really easy for me to remember, since mine is March 12. Immediate big benefit to me. Also, she makes the single best pizza in the world. I ****ing love pizza. As the only person who can make Invigorating Pizza, which I know Ill like because its base dish is a mushroom pizza, I know that Ill always be set to have 34% of my max HP restored and regenerate 980 HP every 5 seconds for thirty seconds. What a deal from a potential girlfriend! To be honest, Im a little concerned that this pizza involves cabbage as an ingredient, Ive never seen that before, but Im willing to try it at least once. And she likes dandelions enough for them to be her trademark? Okay, thats fine. Ill admit to not having any strong opinions about any kind of flowers.

Id like to say that theres a ton of information available about how to play Jean, but very little available about what shes like as a person. I still got it, of course, but if you try to find information on her, its all heres how to play the best character in the game. I watched a YouTube video comparing Jean to the other playable characters, and she seems like the most overpowered one ever. Is she like the big banner character for the gacha elements of the game? Because I can see that shes advertised a lot, is the most popular waifu from the series, and has a 5-star rarity rating. Can I also just ask why is it called Ameno damage? Why not just say Wind? I realize that they named all of the elements things like Geo and Pyro and stuff, so Aero would also be acceptable. Im just saying, its weird.

Anyway, let me just reiterate: Jean is filling that very specific niche of refined, elegant, but still asskicking waifu. She does it very, very well. I can imagine in like a different medium, if this was a book or something, her getting a lot of time to be really fleshed out in a ton of really interesting ways. Like, Im reading through Wheel of Time right now, and the difference between how a video game can flesh out a character and a book can is night and day. Whos the most emotionally complex video game character? I dont even know.

Anyway, Jean. Quality waifu from a gacha game of all things. Color me surprised.

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Topic"Aeris dies" should be a legal spoiler on b8 because everyone knows it
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04/29/21 11:51:38 PM
#5
Dude, I once got spoiler modded for "Will Smith gets into a smelly taxi at the end," what are you doing?

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TopicWhat's the most famous spoiler of video games?
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04/29/21 11:10:30 PM
#61
I did not make this topic any time in the last year. I did make the female Adam topic, though.

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/29/21 11:09:42 PM
#468
NBIceman posted...
Path of Radiance is going for like $300 these days, right?

Maybe the best $20 I've ever spent, even if I'm never getting rid of my copy.
I gave away my copy when I realized I was never going to play it again. PoR wasn't a bad game, though. There are rumors it'll get remade at some point.

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04/29/21 10:59:32 PM
#465
LeonhartFour posted...
apparently Xenosaga Episode III is very expensive now so that's probably mine
290 dollars what the hell

Snake5555555555 posted...
Most of my horror game collection is pretty rare. Silent Hill: Shattered Memories is one that I see near the 300-400 range recently.
God, I don't get how these games aren't just rereleased on more available hardware.

Uglyface2 posted...
I used to have a huge collection of games, including rare ones, but I've sold most of them. I've still got Tales of Destiny 2 and Thousand Arms because... I don't know why. I was going to sell them, and in the back of my mind I still want to, but part of me doesn't want to let go of them.
I appreciate that feeling of not wanting to let old games go, yeah.

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/29/21 10:05:48 PM
#458
I think the most expensive game I own might be The Twin Snakes? Certainly, I don't own anything as expensive as Haunting Ground.

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04/29/21 8:48:46 PM
#455
Next Up: A waifu whose name appears twice in the name of a famous literary character

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/29/21 8:48:17 PM
#454
24. Fiona Belli

Series: Haunting Ground
Nominator: Snake5555555555 (1/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 75 (32/145 tie)
Personality: 70 (24/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 70 (38/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 72.3
Hair: Blonde (7/26 remaining)
Eyes: Green (4/22 remaining)
Race: White (9/62 remaining)
Age: 15-19 (16/26 remaining)
Medium: Video Game (16/62 remaining)

Before I go on, let me just say that I was shocked, shocked, when I realized that the cute teenage girl protagonist of a Japanese horror game was in college instead of high school. Anyway, reading the plot to this game and watching a playthrough on YouTube was like, I dont even know. It feels like something Hideo Kojima might write, if he wrote horror. Just really bizarre sexual themes all over the place. And the game is so Japanese, what with its weird reincarnation plot and the way it treats Fiona I would never mistake this for a Western game. But oh man, those 2005-era graphics, those ****ing take me back. Watching this game in motion is like being nostalgic for something I never experienced just because its similar in visual style to stuff I did. Does that make sense? I dont even know how to describe this games cutscenes except as 2005 PlayStation. Jeez, thats a lot of text, and I havent even gotten to the waifu herself yet. By the way, yes, the hint was referring to Fiona from Shrek.

It should be noted that Fiona has a lot of brains, and has to deal with enemies mainly by using intelligence. Thats good, thats a positive attribute both for a horror protagonist and a waifu. Theres no grabbing a gun and shooting a bunch of zombies here. And I mean, we dont get a ton of information on what shed do for a living (just that she plays the piano, which is weird, because that makes two piano waifus in the top 25, which is oddly specific), but we know that she loves animals, is super compassionate, and hates being stalked by a rapist cult, all of which are positive attributes.

She sure shows no hesitation at running barefoot onto a dirty-ass courtyard, though. Girl, your feet are going to get stabbed with so many tiny rocks, what are you doing? And, look, Fiona. The moment you ask a mysterious woman with spiral hair where am I, how did I get here, and she looks foggy-eyed into a portrait of a creepy old man and whispers Yes master, Ill make sure she stays here, any reaction except running the **** away as fast as you can, well, thats on you. And boy oh boy, does she like talking to herself so the audience knows what shes thinking. So, I guess what Im saying is that Fiona is a great waifu, but is really bad at behaving reasonably in a magical horror scenario. Thats okay, though. I dont get into many horror movie scenarios in my day-to-day life, but when I do, I like my waifus who survive to experience character growth where they progress from being super meek to stronger-willed and kind of satisfied when they demon rapist uncles finally die.

I dont know if I should count voices, but I guess I can slot them under the attractiveness tab. Fiona is also an English waifu, or at least has an English accent, which is a plus. Im not sure how much of one it is, but its worth a couple of points, English accents are quality. Scottish accents can **** right off, though. Whenever I see a Scottish character, all I think of is that youtube video of the Scottish couple arguing and its impossible to understand them even though you can understand each individual word.

Im actually shocked that Fiona got this high on the list. After this, there are two more waifus I didnt play the games of, but both of them I was already aware of. I knew nothing of Haunting Ground going in. God! Whatever happened to that era of mid-to-high budget Japanese horror games? This and Eternal Darkness, man.

Sidenote: Fiona holds the dubious honor of being the waifu with the most expensive product to get hold of. Her game costs like 200 dollars on Amazon, give me a break.

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TopicFavorite song about: Everyone
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04/29/21 6:48:09 PM
#13
Xeybozn posted...
Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back)


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TopicWhat's the most famous spoiler of video games?
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04/29/21 2:31:36 PM
#1
The nearest equivalent to "I am your father," I mean.

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TopicPara ranks every classic Mega Man stage theme
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04/29/21 1:15:23 PM
#180
Are there any Mega Man games where the villain isn't somehow Wily?

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TopicFavorite Ace Attorney Investigations 2 witness? (Spoilers)
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04/28/21 9:23:45 PM
#6
Penny gets cut from both games she's in, what a gyp.

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TopicI have more Steam keys to give away
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04/28/21 8:29:48 PM
#52
You'll be happy to know that I've finished Frog Detective, and thought it was pretty good.

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TopicI have more Steam keys to give away
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04/28/21 6:10:52 PM
#35
Thank you.

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TopicI have more Steam keys to give away
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04/28/21 5:05:21 PM
#21
Could I please get the Frog Detective game?

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TopicCitizen Kane no longer has a 100% rating on RT
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04/28/21 2:49:08 PM
#1
Someone unearthed an 80 year-old negative review for it. It's now only #3 on the top rated movies.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/apr/28/80-year-old-review-wrecks-citizen-kanes-100-rating-on-rotten-tomatoes

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/bestofrt/

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TopicNew Luca trailer
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04/28/21 10:58:58 AM
#3
I'm not even sure what the last Pixar movie I saw was. Toy Story 3?

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TopicFlintstones 20-year-later sequel adult humor cartoon, starring Pebbles
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04/28/21 1:41:55 AM
#1
At last

The series we've all been waiting for

https://deadline.com/2021/04/the-flintstones-adult-animated-comedy-sequel-series-bedrock-from-elizabeth-banks-in-works-at-fox-1234744878/

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TopicRe-do: Favorite Spirit of Justice witness? (AA6 spoilers)
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04/27/21 3:10:21 PM
#17
Leonhart4 posted...
No love for 6-6
It's such an odd case to end the series on.

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/27/21 2:25:12 PM
#450
Next Up: A waifu with the same name as the heroine in a movie my sister liked when she was five

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04/27/21 2:24:49 PM
#449
25. Kat

Series: Gravity Rush
Nominator: TheArkOfTurus (1/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 60 (86/145 tie)
Personality: 80 (12/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 76 (23/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 72
Hair: Blonde (8/26 remaining)
Eyes: Red (2/11 remaining)
Race: Unclear (0/1 remaining)
Age: 15-19 (17/62 remaining)
Medium: Video Game (17/62 remaining)

When I said a waifu who doesnt speak English, I actually meant one whose voice acting wasnt in English. Obviously, that was not a good clue. I was originally going to say a waifu with the same name as a cat my sister named, but then I realized that would be too obvious. And yes, my sister even spelled the cats name with a K. Once, she was like Adam, get me a sandwich at Subway when youre there, but I have to write it down because its too complicated an order. She made me wait two or three minutes while she found a piece of paper and a pencil while I told her to just say it, then gave me a scrap of paper that read tuna with tomatos, with tomatoes misspelled. Another time, I mentioned that I was going to give me 6th grade class a test, and showed her the test, and she couldnt answer a single question.

Ive never played Gravity Rush, but I have seen a lot of its gameplay. Looks like a pretty neat idea for a game, Ive got to say. I should also say that this comic book style of presenting dialogue, I can tell that its clearly more expensive than just having the character models stand there and talk, but it somehow looks cheaper? I dont know how to explain it. As for Kat herself, she suffers from a bad case of Giant Forehead Syndrome, the leading cause of Anagram giving anime waifus middling attractiveness scores.

I have to say, as far as magic or supernatural powers go, gravity powers are a lowkey good choice for a waifu. No asking me to grab something on the top shelf, no asking me to move furniture around, no having to find a ladder to climb onto the roof, none of that. You probably dont even need to own a vacuum, because she can lift up all of the trash on the floor and just directly put it into a garbage can. And she can lift you up with gravity bubbles? Im imagining that as being a fantastic way to surprise cats. Ive never given this any thought before, but gravity powers might actually be a top tier waifu powerset. Am I crazy for having never thought of this before?

Despite this, I might have overrated her Girlfriendness. Shes not bad, exactly, but she clearly has a really bad case of has to help everyone she sees, even if it inconveniences herself. Thats going to be a problem, buuuuuuuut I think it wont be too much of one. Whats more, that same detriment to Girlfriendness is positive for her Personality, since shes just sort of really pleasant? I guess the Wiki says she hates sarcasm, and thats definitely going to be an issue, because boy oh boy do I like to use sarcasm. I mean, really, some of what I read about her thats supposed to be a problem seems so trivial. Flatter her by saying shes cute and shell do whatever you want no matter how much it may inconvenience her. Oh no? And I watched some of this game, and she complains about not having a boyfriend. This is pure Hollywood **** here, where Angelina Jolie complains about how unattractive she is or something. You cant fool me, game. I guess I should add that although Kat is technically a queen or whatever, that didnt influence her ranking at all, since nothing is actually done with that. She doesnt act queenly or have a million retainers or anything like that. And maybe I should have assigned Kat the same penalty for being an adventurer or superhero that I did to other waifus, but its fine. She still would have placed pretty high regardless.

Hm Now that I think about it, other than Pokemon, is there any case where theres a female protagonist whose rival is a boy? Because I cant think of many female action protagonists besides Gravity Rush and Bayonetta.

Anyway! Kat. Quality waifu, even if I havent actually played her damn game.


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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/26/21 10:17:27 PM
#448
xp1337 posted...
That's great news! Glad you got it worked out.

azuarc posted...
Wow, congrats. Thought you were just plain screwed.
Thanks, I also thought I wouldn't get it back.

Mewtwo59 posted...
How'd you manage to change it?
Filed another feedback ticket and convinced them to switch the email to a school account.

xp1337 posted...
waiting for localizations? some ultimate gamer that'd be
Eh, most games come out simultaneously now.

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TopicRe-do: Favorite Spirit of Justice witness? (AA6 spoilers)
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04/26/21 10:01:44 PM
#2
It's too bad we can't vote for Rheel Name'u or whatever it was.

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TopicDoes anyone here use a Bidoof
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04/26/21 8:53:31 PM
#5
I did use an HM slave Bidoof in one of the games.

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/26/21 7:55:37 PM
#443
Fantastic news

I finally got my main account's email changed to a modern one, so I can now access it off my phone.

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/26/21 7:43:27 PM
#441
Snake5555555555 posted...
at least it's in the first one!
True enough.

NBIceman posted...
Still alive! I'll take it.

Also I missed the Terry Farrell discussion but damn was she ever gorgeous in Becker. Not enough people watched that show.
I can probably say that Jadzias the hottest Trek girl. Moreso than Seven, at least.

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TopicFavorite PW1 witness? (Spoilers)
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04/21/21 11:09:05 PM
#7
LeonhartFour posted...
Guess I could've included Gumshoe, too, but it doesn't feel like his good moments as a witness are here.
Sounds like someone hasnt gotten his autopsy updated yet.

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/21/21 6:51:49 PM
#400
Might check them out, thanks.


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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/21/21 1:48:36 PM
#396
Oh you

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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)
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04/19/21 7:47:49 PM
#387
Alanna82 posted...
Is Lea really pronounced the same as Leah? My mothers middle name is Lea and its pronounced "Lee" and not "Lee-ah"

(Her fathers middle name was Lee.)
I at least thought it was Lee-uh!

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TopicRank the Phoenix Wright, Danganronpa, and Zero Escape series.
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04/17/21 9:00:21 PM
#40
Paratroopa1 posted...
The thing about AA is that I can't really get fatigued by it, because every new game is the sort of thing you can only really experience to its fullest the first time, so I will never really run out of my desire for new AA stories
This is a good way to put it.

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TopicHow do you land headshots in REmake?
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04/09/21 8:47:05 PM
#2
With handguns, theyre random. You can aim up with the shotgun and wait for a zombie to be almost on top of you, and that will almost always score a headshot, though.

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TopicThe Definitive Ranking Of All Cases And Characters From Danganronpa 1/2
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04/07/21 11:20:26 AM
#158
Let it be known that I explained the premise of Danganronpa to my sister, then showed her pictures of its characters, telling her to guess the characters Ultimate talent and whether theyre a victim, murderer, or survivor. The only character she instantly said murderer for was Mikan.

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