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laura keeps being broken don't worry. in a game of broken things she is the most easily breakable

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Unknown Pollution
that has such people in it!
Maybe it was Fated

Secret Cave next year

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Arby's. They served me Arby's food there

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if you want to feel even worse, there's a version with voice acting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u15UvrB6a4

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malyg posted...

8/10
Never bothered with a genocide route tho

to paraphrase foolmo:

Neutral: yeah this game is pretty good
Pacifist: alright this is actually an amazing story
Genocide: this is one of the greatest video games of all time

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9.5

oneshot is better

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I am impressed how consistently the meaninglessness of these polls progressed

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Sight
Octo
Ikou

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the closest place of business to my house going in one direction is a pizzeria, twice as close as any other store.

the closest place of business to my house going in the other direction is also a pizzeria

new jersey rocks

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DnB
Tellur
Madness

last match makes me sad. i should like it so much more

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I drink a bottle every time we have this topic. So once a month or so

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3

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mnkboy907 posted...

The people saying no videogames, explain yourselves. The correct answer to this poll is "yes please".

No video games for me thank you

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azuarc posted...

What's with the dashes at the ends of the lines? Those aren't subtraction signs somehow, are they? Grammatically, three dashes doesn't really make sense. Two would, and would invalidate the eggs by the thief as being among the four you have, but three doesn't really make sense.

hyphens aren't emdashes! as a vgmgg player you should know this already

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Yesmar_ posted...

The parts don't melt after the first shot?

who said it was a good gun?

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HasteDeux posted...

imo when a composer votes for their own track it should count as 30 votes

it was inspiring when Transformer Robot won VGMC 12

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Forceful_Dragon posted...

You can in fact make a plastic gun that can fire real bullets.

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BlueCrystalTear posted...

Right, but the reason "thief" was included was to make it clear that the eggs might've been stolen from you. The person who wrote it clearly intended there to be multiple answers and then posted it solely to stir debate. And of course, y'know....

yes, and the person who wrote it is clearly a douchebag, so again, fuck them and their word games, don't make unsubstantiated inferences, and take it at face value

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BlueCrystalTear posted...

Just taking the numbers at face value, 4 + 3 + 5 = 12, which is not an answer.

However, if the thief gave you eggs he stole from you, then it's just 3 + 5 since the thief kept one for himself.

And then there's the fact that roosters can't lay eggs so one must question if those five are real.

So the answer can be:
12, if the eggs given weren't stolen from you and the rooster actually did lay eggs
8, if the thief gave you your own eggs and the rooster somehow laid eggs
7, if the rooster didn't lay eggs and the thief gave you eggs stolen from someone else
3, if you got your own eggs back and the rooster didn't lay anything

Ergo it can't be solved since we don't have enough information on where the thief got the eggs and whether or not the rooster is somehow able to lay eggs.

The reason this is causing debate is because there are four different answers.

if it said "person" instead of thief the same logic applies. the only approach is to take it as written and punch anybody who tries to WELL ACKSHUALLY this in the face

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4 + 3 + 5 = 12


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Paratroopa1 posted...

This topic will make absolutely no sense to everyone who has duckbear ignored

can you tell the difference between a DUCK and a BEAR!??!?

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ok you went from properly separated clades to separated clades that fall under a common name under some popular usage to paraphyletic groups that are still used taxonomically to literally the same animal with arbitrary different names

they're both frogs

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Kohri
Rift
Bounds

https://i.imgur.com/lRJDZ5M.mp4

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ironic action movie narm >>>>> unironic fanservice horniness

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Unenviable Snuggle
Loki Chant
Presto! Cooked!

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the last time I said I was 12

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Wandering is great but you need the UI hide mod and a lot of graphics enhancements to make it worth it

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Fobgeats

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Neo Kobe
Sanctuary

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Janus5k posted...

If you go this route I think Fateful Confrontation would be better

at least the bees are kind of funny

have you not heard beard the lion evo

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i always wondered that too. it's not just a sega thing; lots of places there are super restricting about their region. does the japanese internet in general get a shitton of weebs using google translate infesting the place or something?

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Eden

less in an Impossible Worlds mood today it seems

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pyresword posted...

I think if you wanted the biggest blowout possible you'd want to find some AAA video game orchestral music that is non-ambitious enough that not even the epic orchestra music crowd goes for it.

But people will antivote the other song if they don't like that! You need a song that one partition will like more than the other and the other partition will hate less, which is a tricky combo outside of SFFs

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PIayer_0 posted...

[VGMC] Day 187! Beard the Lion vs. Beard the Lion Evo

the two rankers gave axis pillar evo a higher score there is no hope

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azuarc posted...

What's wrong with those?

meme about them being "bad" songs

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people unironically voted for transformer robots and soilscraper and simple & clean. there's no universally reviled song

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the issue with CS is that most of the characters don't interact much with each other aside from specific fights. the bonding system and increasing quasi dating sim nonsense means it's all Rean all the time baby, and having parties that seem to have genuine bonds aside from with the MC takes a backseat. it's the issues that MZero was complaining about at the beach except it's the whole game

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masterplum posted...

I actually agree with this ruling. Needing damages to sue seems completely sensible. Our justice system is already sue happy as it is.

that idea is terrible in principle as it requires people to get shafted and slowly work their way through the court system while plenty of other people are in the same distress and terrible in specific because the court argued being denied loans and the other issues of being falsely redlined doesn't count as standing which is crazy

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MZero posted...

no game is perfect except FFX

but it seems like you're complaining about an issue that's endemic to almost the entirety of character relations in that game!

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hey xp check this out

https://lawandcrime.com/supreme-court/scotus-rules-against-plaintiffs-branded-by-credit-agencies-with-scarlet- letter-of-our-time-thomas-joins-liberals-to-dissent

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MZero posted...

Nothing wrong with beach scenes in general! Persona 4 and 5 did it pretty well.

The fanservice is fine too, I'm just beyond done with the whole "Lloyd being oblivious to all the girls wanting him and saying something that gets him in trouble" deal. Also the sunblock. There's 3 girls there they can put sunblock on each other!

and yet you love cold steel?

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wow way to make me regret working so hard to publicize vgmc

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these topics were always terrible, but making one that implies without context that you're having a stroke is both a waste of time and in shit taste

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no was just expressing my admiration for the game

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Dunegon

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cat
fuck
i was going to say "bird" here as a counterpart to "cat" but i certainly don't want bird i want

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That's roughly about right for a second degree murder charge... but this is clearly a worse crime than that, as the duration of the suffocation is so long that any "heat of the moment" defense dissipates. I don't know if I'd call it first-degree, but between that factor and it being an abuse of power by an authority figure who is responsible for protecting the public, in a just world, this sentence is too short by half

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Leonhart4 posted...

I don't know that there are too many characters who aren't attorneys, assistants, detectives, defendants, or culprits who have a dedicated theme.

There's, what, Elise Deauxnim, the Kitakis, Lamiroir, Jake Marshall, who else?

Victor Kudo

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minor character themes

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Tom Bombadil posted...

I actually am not sure what to go by on the internet now, lol. A lot of the secret girl accounts I made use my real name, but I'm not sure that's a good idea now that I'll be linking them back to me more openly. Tombolo and Bolo are still fine I think! Tom I'm not sure about. I probably will kinda phase that out elsewhere, but it's been my name here for so long lol.

what we really gotta do is have icon come up with something again

obviously you want "Goldberry"

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