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TopicAre we done with pitbulls
divot1338
08/02/21 3:46:45 PM
#66
Pitbull

at the

park

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TopicCastle Grayskull was only $20
divot1338
08/02/21 3:33:47 PM
#20
WingsOfGood posted...
If only you still had them in good condition and that is thousands of dollars.

Just he-man himself complete in good condition is like $500 I think.
My parents sold them all at a garage sale. They were all pretty much in excellent condition.

Except for my AT-AT whose head was removed and used as a laser gun.

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TopicCastle Grayskull was only $20
divot1338
08/02/21 3:28:20 PM
#14
I had all the Heman, GI Joe, and Transformer action figures and between me and my brother we had all the vehicles and forts.

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Topicthere's poop inside you right now
divot1338
08/01/21 8:51:41 PM
#10
Freddie_Mercury posted...
Not anymore.

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TopicPolice show up to black man's house, he excercises his legal rights and get shot
divot1338
08/01/21 7:26:42 PM
#72
WingsOfGood posted...
What would you do if a trespasser with a gun stood on your property and refused to leave?
Release the hounds.

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TopicWait are there ever any pitbulls in those dog shows?
divot1338
08/01/21 7:25:36 PM
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TopicPutting soup in a square tupperware
divot1338
08/01/21 4:58:07 PM
#22
NightRender posted...
Come bath, one year!
Phrasing.

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TopicPutting soup in a square tupperware
divot1338
07/31/21 7:46:51 PM
#9
TC is too squared to eat soup from a non rounded container.

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TopicYour mother was a hamster.
divot1338
07/31/21 7:39:34 PM
#40
You should respect your elderberries.

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TopicWould you ride in a Blimp, CE?
divot1338
07/31/21 7:33:39 PM
#2
There used to be a Goodyear blimp hanger right by my house. It disappeared sometime while I was at college.

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Topiclolwtf, people pay to rent their pools?
divot1338
07/31/21 7:32:16 PM
#5
IdiotMachine posted...
Wait what? Public pools are open right now...
No they arent. They havent been open in over a year.

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TopicDonald J. Trump was a fascist.
divot1338
07/31/21 7:26:29 PM
#38
Donald J. Trump was the fattest.

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TopicCop threatened to kill his tenant and sell their child over rent dispute
divot1338
07/31/21 7:22:38 PM
#22
A

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Topicat least i had enough fun the last 2 months to last me another year of lockdown
divot1338
07/31/21 7:22:09 PM
#6
BlueTigerLion posted...
That would mean Republicans would be the ones doing the lockdown but yhey are anti-lockdown. It the Dems who pro-lockdown but there states the most vaccinated.
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Topicat least i had enough fun the last 2 months to last me another year of lockdown
divot1338
07/31/21 7:19:45 PM
#4
BlueTigerLion posted...
You really think there will be a year of lockdowns?
You really think Republicans are just going to go get vaccinated?

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TopicMy stocks which multiplied 3x in one year, were unable to beat the market for fi
divot1338
07/31/21 7:18:14 PM
#4
God_Of_Entirety posted...
Discuss
Thats not how bragging works.

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TopicCop threatened to kill his tenant and sell their child over rent dispute
divot1338
07/31/21 7:15:22 PM
#18
Officer I feared for my life and had to shoot him when he threatened to kill me and kidnap my child.

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Topicis there any scenario in which bj's are ever funny?
divot1338
07/31/21 7:07:55 PM
#9
If you look down at her and tell her not to talk with her mouth full.

To which she replies without even removing your dick well it wasnt really that full.

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TopicScenario: Would you side with God or the Devil?
divot1338
07/31/21 6:50:37 PM
#18
If I help the devil kill an innocent pitbull that would immediately doom me for hell.

No deal.

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TopicReminder topic of how bad Wonder Woman 1984 was
divot1338
07/31/21 6:47:40 PM
#9
Alteres posted...
Is there anything worth watching on hbo max right now?

Was thinking of hooking my PS4 up tonight to check it out.
Im rewatching Person of Interest.

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TopicSo PITBULLS are pretty much LEGAL WILD WOLVES?
divot1338
07/30/21 10:42:35 PM
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TopicAnyone playing Rimworld? It totally sucks up your life
divot1338
07/30/21 10:31:48 PM
#5
What the fuck is going on in this game?

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TopicWhy duck meat not as popular as chicken meat?
divot1338
07/30/21 10:30:42 PM
#22
Duck season.

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TopicYour crush sends you dis and says ''Hey ugly, get mario kart ready i'm coming''
divot1338
07/29/21 5:14:17 PM
#4
*casually peels banana*

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TopicThoughts on guys who don't have a hairstyle?
divot1338
07/28/21 11:48:24 PM
#4
I dont really have a hairstyle but I did get a perm.

Only you cant tell because my pants push the hair down in front.

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Topicwhat kind of cigarettes should I start with?
divot1338
07/28/21 11:44:36 PM
#67
Menthols.

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TopicI bought a vacation to Las Vegas staying at The Palazzo for 5 days in Vegas. AMA
divot1338
07/28/21 11:40:33 PM
#27
Its Enrico Palazzo!

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TopicSo PITBULLS are pretty much LEGAL WILD WOLVES?
divot1338
07/28/21 11:39:55 PM
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TopicLiterally "I turn now, good luck everybody!"
divot1338
07/28/21 11:34:21 PM
#3
The trick is to not think about how fast youre spinning down the highway. It is possible to pull out of the spin if you wait for it to lose some momentum.

I did it once on the highway when I hit a patch of water and briefly hydroplaned at a bad spot.

Two rotations and I didnt even touch the brake or have to pull off the road.

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TopicMayom Bialik is the clear choice for Jeopardy.
divot1338
07/28/21 11:27:48 PM
#58
Butterfly in the sky

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TopicRussian Woman goes fishing with bear in tiny boat to prove he is safe.
divot1338
07/28/21 7:37:41 PM
#23
Ill be impressed when she gets it to waterski.

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TopicJesus. fuck the CDC (I'm pro mask, pro vaccine)
divot1338
07/28/21 7:36:16 PM
#18
When a disease mutates into a wildly different thing some changes to the plan are expected.

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Topichey ce wanna know how to get your IT people to help you ASAP? Here's how.
divot1338
07/27/21 10:36:53 AM
#6
Or just pour an entire bottle of water on whatever piece of equipment was troubling you.

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TopicOlympic commentator tries to comprehend Gundam
divot1338
07/26/21 10:59:22 PM
#5
Im picturing a Gundam of Liberty statue outside the port of Tokyo.

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TopicRate as a kid: Hackers
divot1338
07/26/21 10:57:32 PM
#7
Wargames but with Ally Sheedy turned into a slut.

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TopicOlympic commentator tries to comprehend Gundam
divot1338
07/26/21 10:45:28 PM
#3
Why is there a fucking robot statue?

Follow up: Can we have one too?

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TopicMainstream porn is so gross and off-putting, I see the appeal of softcore porn
divot1338
07/26/21 10:44:02 PM
#7
When youre not into mainstream porn you could always go the other way and look up something niche.

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TopicThis USPS fiasco is turning out about how you'd think it would.
divot1338
07/26/21 10:41:45 PM
#32
The single most likely group to vote by mail are conservatives. Specifically old people.

Conservatives used to know how to cheat at elections. Thank god this version is completely uninformed and doesnt know shit like that.

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TopicAlaskan swimmer just won a gold medal
divot1338
07/26/21 10:37:50 PM
#8
Zikten posted...
breaststroke
@NeonOctopus

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TopicWonder Twin Powers Activate!!!
divot1338
07/26/21 7:34:33 PM
#3
weekoldhotdog posted...
Form of a sterile rubber glove!! *walks into a gynecologists' office and sits down*
Why would you want to get rubbed in a yeast infection?

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TopicDoes anyone drink a lot of soda?
divot1338
07/26/21 7:28:00 PM
#15
I drink a lot of soda so they call me Doctor Pepper.

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TopicI didn't receive my power cage today :(
divot1338
07/26/21 6:46:14 PM
#5
Simp posted...
Hmm, the delivery guy said something like that when I said there should be another box. But I only have one tracking number and Fedex lists it as delivered. I tried calling the hub and the woman didn't seem to have a clue either way. Said she'd get back to me, but hasn't. I guess we'll see.
I deal with 70 drivers and 60 loaders every day. I promise you thats what happened.

The tracking number thing sounds troubling so if its not there in the morning call and file a complaint.

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TopicWatching Scrubs season 1 and it still holds up
divot1338
07/26/21 6:44:06 PM
#2
UnfairRepresent posted...
without being preachy
This is Scrubs youre talking about?

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TopicKraft Canada introduces Kraft Dinner Flavor Boost
divot1338
07/26/21 6:35:06 PM
#6
So its a spice rack?

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TopicI didn't receive my power cage today :(
divot1338
07/26/21 6:30:05 PM
#3
Simp posted...
but really, how tf do you lose a 7-foot, 140 pound package? I feel like that's something that would be pretty noticeable
Anything that big was the last to go on the truck. Its sitting in shippers factory and will go out tomorrow.

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TopicHypothetical: an assassin has been sent back in time to kill you
divot1338
07/26/21 6:26:12 PM
#2
I died the way I lived. Eatin pussy.

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TopicDamn, you can straight up see smoke in the air...
divot1338
07/26/21 6:24:29 PM
#16
If youre in MST its just 4:20.

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Topic$8,000 but you have to beat Brie Larson in a bareknuckle cage fight
divot1338
07/26/21 6:19:42 PM
#13
As long as she promises to use Black Widow pussy throw manauever.

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TopicBritney Spears goes topless amid family feuding and conservatorship battle
divot1338
07/26/21 10:53:31 AM
#54
DeadBankerDream posted...
...What movie?
Nell.

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