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Topic4chan is literally unusable now.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/12/21 3:05:15 PM
#1
They introduced this new, completely illegible, captcha system that is way too hard to read. They don't even give you the option of generating a new one. They just mention that you can buy a 4chan Pass to bypass it.
TopicI just discovered PlutoTV.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/08/21 2:49:16 AM
#5
Just got home and loaded up the actual PlutoTV app on my TV. Holy shit. There's so much more on it than what's on Samsung Smart TV+. There's all sorts of anime, there's Unsolved Mysteries, there's Rescue 9/11, there's a 24/7 Price is Right channel. FilmRise Sci-Fi doesn't air Beyond Belief as much though. But I can't believe I never knew it was this cool. I am definitely keeping this on in the background whenever I'm doing work.
TopicAll girls named Chloe look the same.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/08/21 1:36:34 AM
#7
Krazy_Kirby posted...
1 and 3 have it. 2 is probably a porn name.

keyblader1985 posted...
She has it
TopicAll girls named Chloe look the same.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/07/21 11:22:47 PM
#1
I can't explain it. It's just true. They all have the same face shape, or essence, or something. Like if somebody were to tell me their name was Chloe I would already know.
TopicI really need a vacation to Florida.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/07/21 8:53:02 PM
#4
wolfy42 posted...
4 Million people have died from covid and I'm going to Disney World!!!!
135,000+ people die every day.
TopicDo you do intermittent fasting?
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/07/21 8:46:24 PM
#8
I'm on and off with it. Some times I'll do 6 hour eating windows, some times I'll do four hour eating windows. Usually two 24-hour fasts a week. But if I break it even once then I usually stumble into really bad place where I just eat whatever, wherever and gain a bunch of weight.
TopicI really need a vacation to Florida.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/07/21 8:45:25 PM
#1
I love going to Florida and Disney World. My family hasn't been since the pandemic began. In fact, we were there the last week Disney was even open before they closed for a few months. I really want to go back.
TopicRemember when that guy from PotD kept posting his stand-up?
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/06/21 6:01:45 PM
#7
I don't remember his username, I just remember that he posted his and was a regular for a year or two.
TopicRemember when that guy from PotD kept posting his stand-up?
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/06/21 11:33:23 AM
#3
ReturnOfFa posted...
lmfao. so shitty. you have to

a) know about pokemon

b) understand the political stuff

c) pretty sure kids joked about these things (minus the politics) way before this
Gym leaders aren't even political leaders.
TopicI just discovered PlutoTV.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/05/21 4:34:47 PM
#4
Krazy_Kirby posted...
ads
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TV in a nutshell.

Shocker.

Greenfox111 posted...
hell yeah brother
Only the newer stuff. Though I did find a channel that airs the older stuff, but not continuously.
Topicjust had gender reassignment surgery ama
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/05/21 4:33:54 PM
#7
You go girl.

How's the vagina feelin'?
TopicWhy do Liberal Politicians follow Conservative Religions and vice versa?
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/05/21 4:33:07 PM
#1
Liberal politicians are mostly Catholic, but that's a conservative Christianity.

Conservative politicians are mostly Protestant, but that's a liberal Christianity.

What gives?

EDIT: I should mention, not ALL liberal politicians are Catholic, but all Catholic politicians seem to be liberals.
TopicI just discovered PlutoTV.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/05/21 3:58:29 PM
#1
This is awesome. I knew that it existed, but I never knew that it was automatically on all Samsung Smart TVs until now. There are so many cool channels! I love the one that shows Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction. There's an anime one too, but it has only showed YuGiOh for the past four days.
TopicRemember when that guy from PotD kept posting his stand-up?
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 5:28:57 PM
#1
This is how I know I've been here too long. I remember stupid shit from 2012 like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdoSoY_wn_A
TopicBlitzball sucks.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 1:11:13 AM
#15
BlackScythe0 posted...
How are they getting 4 shots on you?
Because the Aurochs are dog shit and you have no control over them in defense?
TopicBlitzball sucks.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 12:57:46 AM
#12
BlackScythe0 posted...
??? All you have to do is land one sphere shot and you should win.
LMAO how does one sphere shot stop the goers from landing four shots on you?
TopicBlitzball sucks.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 12:36:09 AM
#10
Your team literally swims in circles on defense. They do not want you to win.
TopicBlitzball sucks.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 12:27:16 AM
#8
BlackScythe0 posted...
"I don't know what to do so instead I'm just going to complain because the first match is intentionally hard to win"
Ah yes because you should be able to just know how to win a game where the opposing team has higher numbers than your team on all accounts and even your star player sucks shit
TopicBlitzball sucks.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 12:10:10 AM
#5
Mead posted...
Sounds like youre making excuses for being bad at it
None of your players have good enough skill points to do anything. Even when you pass to Tidus, he isn't good enough to pass it to anyone else.
TopicBlitzball sucks.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/01/21 11:57:59 PM
#1
This is not fun. They really just want you to lose this first match because they give everyone shit stats. Your only way of winning is to just go as close to the goal as possible, throw to Tidus, and then immediately get swarmed.
TopicIf you prefer butts to boobs then you are literally unevolved.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/01/21 4:52:47 PM
#1
Boobs were an evolutionary trait developed by females once neanderthals stopped dragging their knuckles on the ground. Since they had no real reason to watch the sway of the butt, the breasts developed more so that those swayed and was closer to eye level.

Therefore, If you prefer butts to boobs then you are not as evolved as humans should be.
TopicI just beat Final Fantasy VII Remake and Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/30/21 11:27:18 PM
#12
Samn i forgot this game doesn't have a traditional level up system.

That may have killed my enjoyment.
TopicI just beat Final Fantasy VII Remake and Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/30/21 6:58:43 PM
#11
Greenfox111 posted...
Who is Karven

Ohhh its Karen + arv
KarvenBallEater
TopicI just beat Final Fantasy VII Remake and Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/30/21 6:58:21 PM
#10
I 100%'d Rift Apart.
TopicI just beat Final Fantasy VII Remake and Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/30/21 6:39:51 PM
#6
The next game i will play is going to be Final Fantasy X.
TopicI still miss TerrisUS and ArcticSunrise.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/29/21 11:41:12 PM
#20
Zareth posted...
His website was last updated in September of last year, so he was alive at that point
How do you figure? It could have been the host updating it, and the only website of his that I know of is his tumblr which are updated by Tumblr sometimes to preserve the archives.
TopicI still miss TerrisUS and ArcticSunrise.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/29/21 9:15:58 PM
#17
helIy posted...
also, he is still alive

https://i.imgur.com/6DucKwA.png

his website is still up, and the domain was last refreshed last year.
Idk what any of this means
TopicI still miss TerrisUS and ArcticSunrise.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/29/21 8:24:27 PM
#7
helIy posted...
terris is zeus
Impossible.
TopicI just beat Final Fantasy VII Remake and Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/29/21 8:10:21 PM
#4
ArvTheGreat posted...
karven here you shouldnt say beat a game you should say you completed the game or finished the game till the next time you give it a go
wtf are you talking about
TopicI still miss TerrisUS and ArcticSunrise.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/29/21 8:05:42 PM
#1
I know most people hated both of them (mostly Terris) but they were cool to me.

SomeThomas too, but he was on another level than those guys. I hope he's resting easy either on this Earth or in a better place.
TopicI just beat Final Fantasy VII Remake and Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/29/21 7:57:29 PM
#1
Now I need another game that I can really sink myself into and fall in love with.

What's good??
TopicI platinumed Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart today.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/28/21 10:00:35 PM
#4
yutterh posted...
How long did it take you?
The playtime counter on PS5 is fucked up, it says I only played the game for three hours, but I know for a fact that it was closer to 15 - 18.
TopicI platinumed Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart today.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/28/21 9:31:19 PM
#1
This was that first Ratchet & Clank game that I've ever put a lot of time into. I thought it was a lot of fun. Definitely glad I bought it and got the platinum!
Topicresident evil 3 remake is great
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/26/21 1:30:05 AM
#4
Resident Evil 3 Remake is one of the most mediocre games I have ever played.

Resident Evil 2 Remake on the otherhand is a god damn near masterpiece.
TopicSo... all I got is episode 1 of Invincible...
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/26/21 1:27:55 AM
#2
...obviously it explains it? What kind of question is that. Do you need your handheld through every plot point of shows that you watch?
TopicBeat Final Fantasy VII Remake and currently playing through the Yuffie chapters.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/25/21 1:19:45 AM
#1
What a fantastic game. The Yuffie episodes in particular are chockful of heart. I love it.
TopicI don't understand people who are obsessed with 'alpha' and 'beta' males.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/24/21 1:03:10 PM
#1
Like, grow up. High school was probably years ago for most of the people who think that way. While that kind of thing can probably relate to high school, once you get into the real world you will see that it's just not how the world works.
TopicThey really knocked it out of the park with this first part of the FF7 Remake.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/22/21 1:06:00 PM
#24
Joe_Biden posted...
who is taking 30+ hours to beat ff7

you can 100% it in like 15
Chrono Trigger maybe, but not FF7.
TopicThey really knocked it out of the park with this first part of the FF7 Remake.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/21/21 11:55:49 AM
#9
Smarkil posted...
Aside from the atrocious change to the story that led up to an even worse ending
no
TopicThey really knocked it out of the park with this first part of the FF7 Remake.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/20/21 3:40:22 PM
#1
the Midgar part of the original was like 3 - 6 hours, but they were somehow able to turn those 3 - 6 hours into a game that takes just as long to beat as the entirety of the original* and make it flow so well that you wouldn't even notice. This is fantastic. I can't wait for the next part.

*I played FF7 with 3x speed, so really even though I beat it in 30 hours it was probably closer to 90 in reality if I hadn't used the speed up.
TopicYou do not know that the Earth is not flat because you have never seen it.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/18/21 1:12:20 PM
#56
Zangulus posted...
This isnt even remotely true.
so tell me, how can you prove it?
TopicYou do not know that the Earth is not flat because you have never seen it.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/17/21 8:43:41 PM
#1
Unless you go up into space and look at it, you can not say that the Earth is not flat. You are just trusting the word of someone else. You don't actually know it yourself.
TopicDid shots with my kindergarten teacher this weekend.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/15/21 9:51:28 PM
#5
It did happen
TopicDid shots with my kindergarten teacher this weekend.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/15/21 6:25:53 PM
#1
Very fun.
TopicThree days before the wedding and I suddenly have a welt on my leg.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/08/21 10:59:56 PM
#3
Krazy_Kirby posted...
why go to a doctor for a bruise?
Welt was the wrong word, it looks infected.
TopicThree days before the wedding and I suddenly have a welt on my leg.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/08/21 8:48:26 PM
#1
Hurts like shit! Going to get it checked out tomorrow, hopefully.
TopicHow long should a best man speech be?
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/08/21 4:47:00 PM
#17
Have to be finished in 24 hours.

I have writer's block.
TopicI think my dog might have kennel cough.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/07/21 11:23:57 PM
#1
We just got her vaccinated a month ago too, how strange. She was in a kennel over the weekend over Memorial Day, and was supposed to be in another one this weekend but I guess that won't happen if the issue persists.
TopicI am going to become a himbo.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/03/21 7:03:37 PM
#7
Mead posted...
You mean a mimbo?
no, i mean a himbo.
TopicI am going to become a himbo.
THEGODDAMNBATMA
06/03/21 2:30:30 PM
#5
MeteoricBurst posted...
Himbos have phat asses as a basic requirement so I doubt you qualify.
I have a phat ass.
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